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Author has written 4 stories for Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

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Hellfire by Scarlett-sama reviews
The heart racing adventure of Ao no Exorcist through Bon and Rin's secret blooming and eroding relationship. Based off the Ao no Exorcist anime and popluar on both DA and Fanfiction.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 236,897 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Ryūji S., Rin O.]
Warning: There Is No Save File Data In Slot One by New Game Plus reviews
AU to IDBTYDEH. "I promise not to destroy anything in or outside of your apartment." "Pinky promise?" What happens when a girl wakes up with a Son of Sparda in her closet? Chaos ensues. Better summary coming soon.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Vergil, OC
Heart Unwind by Kiki Hera Shadows reviews
Nero lives with an abusive father and an alcoholic mother. The only place he could get away from it all was school, Until someone named Dante moved in next door. Would things get better, or worse?Drug use, child abuse, sexual themes/rape and language. DxN
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,093 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dante, Nero
Movie Night by Lotus Butterfly reviews
Nero had his reasons for starting the tradition. Just as Dante had his reasons for going along with it. Warning, mega fluff and mild angst ahead! DxN. Rated T for cursing. Really now just a place for me to dump fluffiness.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Those Nights by sigyn-chi reviews
Nero was sent to search Fortuna castle three nights prior to his Holiness' speech. There he meets a red and black humanoid demon who will let him feel emotions he never expected to feel from a demon... -DxN, M due to adult content-
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,531 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Family by sigyn-chi reviews
Nero has never been part of Fortuna even after the Savior incident but Dante approaches him to share surprising and maybe good news after finding his twin brother that may give Nero a place to call 'home'. eventually DxN
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,823 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Dante, Nero
The Daily Lives of the DMC Characters by sigyn-chi reviews
A series of one shots set in the same 'verse as 'Stuck' and 'Takes One to Know One'. hinted all!DxN, NinjaTheory!DxN and VxN
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
Leon S Kennedy is Dead by Goblin Cat KC reviews
An outbreak of mutations and zombies bring Dante and Leon together. Again. Seems they have a rather intimate history. Dante:Leon slash. Warnings for violence. Updated w. a new ficlet dedicated to Cthulhu, the bigot who left an anti-gay slur as a review.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Leon S. K., Dante
Twisted by sigyn-chi reviews
In an alternate world where Dante had been the one to be captured and brainwashed by Mundus, Nero is raised by Dante. Years later, Nero goes on a mission where he meets the leader of the rebel forces and his life changes... DantexNero
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Snuggly Warm by WookieCookie reviews
It turns out Nero loves to snuggle, but only when he's around Dante. Un-betaed
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Instinct by Sphere Dragon reviews
Man, why does Dante never listen to what Lady says? This time she was right; Patty is going on a date with a boy, and Dante's brother instincts awaken.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Dante - Complete
Trial and Error by Nightsmoke reviews
Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rin O., Mephisto P. - Complete
Cheer Up, Dante by Lotus Butterfly reviews
Stressful weeks get to even the best of us. Another short and mild oneshot for the masses. DxN rated T.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Rock and a Hard Place by Lotus Butterfly reviews
Some days start good, some start bad. But things will always work out in the end... right? A VERY short, VERY mild DxN oneshot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
In Izaya's Pants by TwWereWolf reviews
He didn't know what was worse. That Shizuo was trying to vending rape him, that Dante's pizza was in the Vergil abyss or that there was angsty piano music. CRACK.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Dante, Izaya O. - Complete
Cleanliness by KitKatAlice reviews
The things that Dante will do just to touch his love. Short little ficlet featuring Germaphobe!Credo. Dante/Credo. Really mild fluff.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dante, Credo - Complete
Daddy Dante by DragonGoddess reviews
AU Whether the legendary Demon Hunter Dante is ready for it or not, the role of 'Dad' is dumped upon him when a very young boy by the name of Nero is left on his doorstep. Parenthood he'll soon discover is a challenge more difficult then demon slaying...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Dante, Nero
Tapestry of Decay by Lotus Butterfly reviews
Not long after killing a strange creature, Nero begins acting strangely. What exactly was that demon? What did it do to him? And why does this mysterious pain keep getting stronger? Rated M for language and mild gore.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Circles by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Nero feels as though Dante can give him all the answers. What will he do when he realizes he can't? Dante/Nero
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Nero, Dante - Complete
The Shadow Stalker by Cannonade reviews
Two months after the Saviour incident and Dante is missing a certain someone. Once reunited with Nero, he rescues the kid from a boring life... but it appears said kid has a mysterious stalker. Dante x Nero, yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,997 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Internet Problems by NostalgicSchemer reviews
Nero learns the hard way not to do everything that Dante tells him. Hinted at Dante/Nero. Rated for language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Fall of the Left Sky by Fourth Wave reviews
He once worked for God. Then he walked alongside the Devil. All for his visions. But in the end, his vision remains unattained. He realizes his mistakes and lamented his regretful life. Oneshot, but might continue if I have the idea
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Saten, Gido - Complete
A Half Devil's Desire by Prodigy Zero reviews
A year after the Fortuna disaster, Nero works at a crappy department store in an effort to blend in. He lives with Kyrie and an unexpected visitor makes him an irrefusable offer. Slightly OOC. Hot Yaoi. Don't like, Don't read.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,429 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Crush by Jaswinder reviews
A year's passed since the final battle of the Gurren Brigade. Viral's having trouble adjusting to civilian life, and a restlessness he's never felt before is driving him mad. Viral x Yoko
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,362 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Viral, Yoko L.
Diamondback The Secret File by bitbyboth reviews
This is the extra chapter to Diamondback, this is a one-shot so anyone can read it without reading the story! DxN Yaoi
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - [Dante, Nero] - Complete
The Way Devil Hunters Woo by Alex Prosper reviews
A regular day at the Devil May Cry agency. Nero argues with a mercenary about which one of them looks more gay.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Dante's Army by CrazyColors1805 reviews
Nero comes home to find Dante... well he's not sure what Dante's doing. Note to self: never leave Dante home alone for a week with three cases of Mountain Dew in the fridge. very slight D/N
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Love and Hate by Dracomancer reviews
Credo, a man of honor and loyalty. Dante a man of half human and half demon. What do these two have in common? Absolutely nothing. But does that matter to Dante? Not in the slightest. A story of meeting and a story of rough love.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Dante, Credo - Complete
All You Know by Claire D'Aubigne reviews
Nero wonders about his father. AU; Uncle!Dante & Nero, who is approximately ten.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Financial Diaries of a Devil Hunter by The Joe and Gromit Show reviews
Joe: When devil hunting stops paying the bills, Dante must resort to drastic measures to keep the money in. A series of get rich quick schemes devised by Dante. Please R&R.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,501 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Dante, Trish - Complete
Homophobic Tendencies by ShyAnon reviews
Fangirls... It all started off innocently enough until they started pairing Dante and Nero together. The wrath of two men unite... that is if they can overcome their new found homophobia. Implied yaoi only, oneshot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Choose me, Pick me, Love me by mixkstyle reviews
When Nero wakes up in bed with Dante, he starts questioning his feelings. Does he really love Kyrie? This one night with Nero brought up hopes in Dante's heart who wants nothing else but Nero's love. Dante/Nero slash, mentions of male on male sex.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008
Devil Triggers by JordanBu reviews
Through a Chrono Slicer, Nero is thrown into the past...meeting all the Dantes of the past! Oh my! NxD 1,2,3, and 4 WARNING: Male on male action! Please don't read if you don't like YAOI! REALLY SEXUAL THEMES HERE!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Advantages by sensitive touchdown reviews
AU: Dante didn’t like taking advantages, but hell, this sure was amusing. :: DanteNero ::
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Romance of the Dead by Roxius reviews
A 'Highschool of the Dead' fic. Hirano wants some lovin' from good ol' Takashi and all the girls hook up! It's a freakin' gayfest! Warning: Contains yaoi, yuri and some crackiness. Please R & R! Read the manga on One
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
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NOPE NOPE NOPE reviews
Rin has been rejected by Bon, Konekomaru is freaking kawaii, and Shima has chosen to live in the wild. Crackfic.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
What If? reviews
What is Rin managed to keep his demon self tucked away after making a bet with Mephisto? What if he succeded for years? Now he lives in the city, as if nothing ever happened. What if Yukio left? What if a certain someone took his place? BonRin.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
I Want this Moment to Last reviews
To escape a boring party, Rin and Bon run outside for some fun together in the rain. Oneshot. BonRin.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Rin O., Ryūji S. - Complete
RinxGiraffe: THE FANFICTION reviews
The heartwarming romance of a boy named Rin Okumura and a giraffe named Kirin. T for spiciness.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Rin O. - Complete