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Joined 03-25-11, id: 2805979, Profile Updated: 02-04-15
Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Warcraft, and Warhammer.

I mostly came here because people kept telling me to. I have a lot of my writing posted on other art sites but those are overshadowed usually by actual (visual) art with writing just existing in the minority there. So here I am, I'll be uploading my archives along with new stuff. I'm a big fan of the Warcraft and Warhammer genres.

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Of fate and emperor by luksinatriks reviews
When a man tempered by all the hardships of the Imperium gets kidnapped by the dark eldar would he be able to get a glimpse of the fate that is laughing at him? Or will he fade into the the collective destiny of countless others, for nothing good exists in Commoragh and everything, at best is a shade of grey. Rated M for Sex, violence and heretical xeno love.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 252,228 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Dark Eldar, Imperial Guard
The Other Half by zeija reviews
The Cataclysm has uprooted a Night Elf rogue. But she isn't your typical Kaldorei. When she is presented with a secret mission involving a troll she discovers more about herself than she ever sought to. Rated M for adult language, graphic sex scenes, and intense violence. 12 up! I'm back after a long break. I will finish this story! *Determined Look*
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Night Elf, Troll
Unwanted Help by Deckenpuppel
During the War of the Satyr, a group of Sentinels find themselves faced with overwhelming odds and unlikely allies.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,034 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2016
Titan Primogenitus by Tarkus120 reviews
What if the World of Warcraft that we knew wasn't all that it was meant to be? In an alternate reality the Titans left behind fail safes to protect the world. Follow Gwen, a mage-paladin seeking to prove herself as the world falls into darkness and she realizes her true destiny. OC/Jaina femslash, rated M for smut, coarse language and violence. Smut in chapter 7 only for now.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore, OC
Girls und Panzer: IT BOUNCED OFF! by CaptainSentry reviews
After running into the Anteater team, the girls of Anglerfish are pulled into the world of World of Tanks where dreams are created, destroyed, created and destroyed again. Watch as our favorite characters do battle on the online battlefields and watch the antics that go along, buckle up and load your AP rounds because it's going to bounce off, PANZER VOR!
Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hana I., Mako R., Miho N., Yukari A.
The Corruption of a Paladin by Amcm74 reviews
A Night Elf Druid and a Human Warlock conspire in the most unlikely seduction of the staunchest most principled Paladin they can find, namely the Highlord Tirion Fordring. Proving that Deception and Manipulation has it's own Virtues. (set just after Cataclysm release)
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Human, Night Elf, Tirion Fordring - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Intrigues of the Soul Hunters by Khodexus reviews
In Commorragh, the city of the Dark Eldar, the Soul Hunters Kabal is beginning its rise to power. They must conquer rivals, forge alliances, and defeat enemies of all races in order to survive. And there are many who would love to see them fail
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Dark Eldar
A Moth to the Flame by Donatarion De Loriat reviews
Red has continued with her life after the encounter with the Wolf, thinking him dead. However, when he reappears and kidnaps her, she finds that he may not be as coldhearted and mindless as she first thought him... based off of : Little Red Riding Hood
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 230,434 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
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Glass Cannon reviews
Some men are born unto waggle, some achieve waggle, and some have waggle thrust upon them. In the case of young Ignatius Dawnsworn-Abrams it is very much the latter. While searching for his missing father he finds the adventure to be more than he bargained for, with temptations and rewards to match.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Draenei, High Elf, Half-elf
Tales from Astrographic Oceans reviews
Archon Irons is missing, the Necron threat is averted, and for the moment all seems to be quiet. That is until those wacky, lovable, pointy-eared clowns decide to make everyone's worst nightmares come true. Fanning the flames of war and demanding the utmost sacrifice of both Eldar and human alike, the Harlequins are truly dedicated to the long gag. Jump to part 4 for waggle.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Dark Eldar, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Harlequins
Power Chords reviews
Archon of the Kabal of the Iron Maiden, Erinyes Irons isn't a typical member of Commorragh aristocracy. Her Kabal is withering away under the manipulations of her rivals as she is forced to take drastic measures to ensure her survival. With blaster in hand and a swagger in her shriveled heart, Erinyes goes on a heavy metal infused 80s action romp through the galaxy.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Chaos Space Marines, Dark Eldar, Eldar, Imperial Guard - Complete
Of Scarlets and Harlots reviews
It's Hallow's End and on this cursed night, Jack Radical finds himself on a quest, To best the Headless Horseman, the Death Knight, Of legend, but finds his company just, Too willing to make him fight their struggle. How will Jack survive and get his waggle?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Human
Posterity reviews
I've been toying around with this idea for a while; what would happen if Jack Radical ever settled down to raise a family? How would his kids turn out? How would they deal with his broad and... intimate legacy? This story is the result of that little muse. Think of it as sort of a sequel, but not really, to Jack's adventures. (Don't worry, there will be more Jack to come.)
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Blood Elf, Human, Half-elf - Complete
La Petite Mort reviews
Jack "Radical" Abrams ventures to Northrend to fight the Scourge, finally getting the chance to prove his worth to the Order of the Silver Hand. While there he is given a dubious Death Knight companion to work with. With a partner so unfeeling, and in a land so harsh, will he ever score dat waggle?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,112 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - High Elf, Human - Complete
Can't Spell Pork Without Orc reviews
Jack "Radical" Abrams goes crazy and needs the help of an old friend to find himself and his faith in the Light again, which naturally involves porking an orc. Jump to chapters 3 and 5 for waggle.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Blood Elf, Human, Orc - Complete
The Light Elfs Those Who Elf Themselves reviews
The paladin Jack "Radical" Abrams visits Silvermoon City to teach the Blood Elves a thing or two about the Light. Along the way he uncovers a terrible secret. Jump to part 2 for waggle.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Blood Elf, Human - Complete
Mission of Mercy reviews
The paladin Jack "Radical" Abrams goes to Azuremyst Isle on a humanitarian mission to help the shipwrecked Draenei. Along the way he's forced to do trivial quests and learns what it means to be a real hero. Jump to chapter 2 for waggle.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Draenei, Human - Complete
Blackfathom Deeps? More Like Blackfathom Balls Deep! reviews
I got bored and cranked out a WoW fanfic about an adventuring paladin named Jack Radical porking an elf.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
Team McJager Bomb
These are characters I intended to use in a PCA RP but 1: I didn't have anyone to RP with and 2: I didn't have a bloody clue what the PCA's canon was. I still want to RP and learn the canon but in the meantime I've been using the characters in stories.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,748 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011