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Joined 03-25-11, id: 2806164, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 8 stories for Phineas and Ferb.

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(ahem) Anyway. Basically, I'm a regular, teenage, christian homeschooled girl, I guess. In my spare time, I write Phineas and Ferb and Invader Zim fanfiction and draw fanart. I'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to grammar, spelling, and punctuation, so I get a little picky about that sometimes. But hey, if you can actually understand what the heck I'm talking about, then it's worth it, right? owo

My favorite things include but are not limited to: Phineas and Ferb (best show ever!), Invader Zim, digital art, roleplaying (but only with my sisters), and music (Japanese music! :D I also play guitar). I usually only write stories for Phineas and Ferb, but I'm considering doing some stuff for IZ. ;)

I would also like to say that my stories will most always be K-rated (occasionally K-plus for mild fight scenes, probably between Perry and Doof), and I will never include any cussing, extreme violence, or mature content. So there's no need to worry if you've got younger readers in the house.

And just a few extra notes regarding all my stories: Firstly, I don't do yuri (or, for those unfamiliar with the name, girlxgirl) or yaoi (boyxboy, also known as slash). Not that I look down on those who do, I just don't do it myself. I believe it's not my place to judge others. :) Oh, and I don't support any pairings in any fandom. I don't dislike them or anything, but none of them particularly interest me.
I love frenemies, though! Just nothing romantic. :/

Also, I do not appreciate negative reviews without a point. If you tell me, "That sucked!", it isn't going to help me become a better writer. However, rather than discourage you from it, I merely ask that you tell me (for instance) why it sucked. Did it have a loose plot? Was somebody out of character? Too many typos? Whatever it is, critical reviews are welcome. Flaming for no apparent reason is not. And, of course, everybody likes good feedback, too. :)

I'm also on deviantArt, where I have fanart regarding some of my stories. There's a huge amount of frenemy-related art, since nemeses are about my favorite thing ever. You'll primarily find Perry and Doof, Zim and Dib, and my IZ fancharacter Rin, who even has her own plz account now. xD Yeeeaaaahhh...don't worry, she doesn't bite.

I'm on Facebook, too, but I never do anything much on there. No pictures, no updates, no nothing really...it just bores me, honestly. *shrug*
You'll find links to everything at the bottom of the page.

New alerts:

1. Alrighty, this is it! :D This weekend Imma be updating Time and Time Again's previous chapters, culminating on Tuesday, June fourth, when I shall at last release the final chapter of the story! >w

Next update: Tuesday, June fourth! This will be the longest chapter of the story, and the last one, and it's gonna be AWESOME! :D Don't miss it!

And a message to everyone; thanks so much for all the wonderful reviews I have received so far! I'm truly flattered! And on deviantArt, thanks for all the pageviews!

My deviantArt page: http://secretagentg.deviantart.com/

My facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002978771131

Thanks for reading, and enjoy! :)

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When We Didn't Get Along by lumpyspacewriter reviews
Perryshmirtz. A collection of mini moments in time between an insane inventor and his semi-aquatic nemesis. Halloween update!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Perry All Alone by sebtled debt reviews
When Perry is told that he is being sent on the most dangerous mission ever, he questions everything that is going on around him. And when he is encountered by a mysterious shadow figure, he doesn't know where to turn. PLZ R&R Mystery/Suspense/Adventure
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Perry
Not Even Me by Cezille07 reviews
Sequel to "The Full Force of Time": There was only one truth now in Doofenshmirtz's world, and it was that he was finally, truly alone. By his side, Vanessa was helpless, unable to do anything, that is, until she sees Perry will never be really gone.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,739 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa
Doof's Ramblings by FrostShadowStar reviews
If you click on this story, prepare to have the fourth wall broken...you have been warned or, if you want a less mysterious summary-You awaken to find yourself trapped by Dr. D as he tells you his latest plan
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
I Promised You The Moon by Invader Bean reviews
Zim always keeps a promise... Always... And so will Gir... Sad litte One-shot fic I wrote...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Don't Go Anywhere by Friends for Food reviews
Phineas and Ferb are heartbroken when they find out that Perry has cancer. Of course, you know those two boys... but will their efforts save Perry, or is this the end?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
To Be Evil Or Not To Be Evil by 8711 reviews
Challenge #7! :D What if Doofenshmirtz hit Perry with the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
Phineas' First Dance by Friends for Food reviews
Poor Phineas... All he wants to do is ask Isabella to that dance. But does he have the guts?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Better for All the World by Wikitiki99 reviews
"Thank you for telling me this, Perry." Perry nods, attempting an emptily reassuring smile as he glances around Doofenshmirtz, up the stairs, toward Phineas' bedroom.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas
Who is Nag? by DasSchnabeltier reviews
A new foe rises to challenge Perry and attack the OWCA. Can Perry defeat this scheming serpent and save those he loves, or will he be forced to watch as his life is destroyed before his eyes? Read and find out! Based slightly off of Rikki Tikki Tavi.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Perry
Pushover by Commander reviews
Six-year-old Vanessa Doofenshmirtz wants a pet. And by "pet" I mean "Perry the Platypus". This could complicate matters. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Charlene - Complete
Thanatophobia by SecretNinja17 reviews
Perry the Platypus never thought he might die on the job, but when the prospect of it is put into his head, will it affect him and his job? 2 chapters written, may be continued upon reviews and requests.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
How to Earn Your Evil Princess Patch by Corencio reviews
Doofenshmirtz's latest plan, while highly unoriginal, puts all of Danville in peril... from a completely unexpected antagonist. And she wants Phineas to rule the Tri-State Area at her side... Strong undertones of Phinabella. Yay formulaic writing!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Mingled Sense and Nonsense by Commander reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Perry - Complete
Agent Against the Agency by darkdemondog24 reviews
Major Monogram has crossed the line this time, and asks Perry to destroy his nemesis! Not having the guts to do it, Perry teams up with some unlikely friends to help protect his frenemy. NOT DoofxPerry.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Doofy the Platypus by darkdemondog24 reviews
Doofenshmirtz turns himself into...a platypus? And shows up at Perry's door? What sort of wild antics could these two get themselves into now? NOT DoofxPerry, this is a frenemy story.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Fever by Kissy Fishy reviews
Weird things happen when you're sick…
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ferb - Complete
Don't You Just Hate That? by htbthomas reviews
Phineas and Ferb build a backyard carnival, Doofenshmirtz builds a Despise-inator, everything goes horribly and wonderfully awry... you know, the usual. Written for Yuletide 2010.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Burn by Kissy Fishy reviews
It was burning. Everything he had worked for was going up in flames...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Afraid of Light by Cezille07 reviews
A poem-story about Doofenshmirtz and his odd fear of light. ONESHOT.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Skip to me Loo by Nathaniel Cardeu reviews
It's a fine day in Danville and Buford demands that the boys help him out! Meanwhile Perry is on a mission to find out what Doofenshmirtz is up to due his suspicous behaviour in the supermarket! Written just for a laugh! Please R&R! *Updated & Complete*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
The Full Force of Time by Cezille07 reviews
Monogram gives Perry his most difficult assignment, and slowly the platypus loses faith in the people around him. Unknown to him, Doofenshmirtz is ready to lend his good old friend a hand...one final time. COMPLETE.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Another Platypus by Shwoo reviews
Wanting to know his enemy better, Doofenshmirtz turns himself into a platypus, and just happens to infiltrate the Flynn-Fletcher house. Complete.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Following Perry by Mortal Anonymous reviews
The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, Phineas - Complete
But that's just me by Rebbeca Tennant reviews
Two people who build contraptions. they dont see eye to eye but still have a lot of simularities to eachother. SONG FIC of a re-written "Accidental Duet" ONESHOT
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas - Complete
Why, I'm Speechless! by Turtlegirl5 reviews
Greetings, Agent. Your mission today is to read this story to find out why Perry is talking, why Doofenshmirtz is helping his nemesis, and how Phineas and Ferb know about 'Agent P'.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Fantastic Voyage by Owennumber1fan reviews
A sequel to 'the Stepbrother Sitch.' When Candace and her brothers visit, Kim finds herself dealing with the obcessed girl, as well as trying to stop Drakken & Doofenshmirtz's latest plan.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Stepbrother Sitch by Owennumber1fan reviews
When Drakken is reported out of town, Kim & Ron follow his trail, and meet two very creative stepbrothers along the way.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Truce by Qwwerty reviews
It's a routine mission for Perry one day when Doofenshmirtz asks him a question that changes everything.... No, this is NOT PerryxDoofenshmirtz! I repeat, NOT PerryxDoofenshmirtz!Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
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Time and Time Again reviews
It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,819 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
But I Really Don't Hate Christmas reviews
Doof has never hated Christmas- actually, he has an intense, burning indifference. But the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future just don't seem to get it! A PnF parody of A Christmas Carol written for the holidays.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Exercise and LowFat Cookies reviews
Sometimes, it takes a true friend to force you to lose that last ten pounds. Oneshot, no pairings.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
The Chatsite reviews
A chance encounter on a chat site leads to ultimate hilarity and randomness. No yaoi or slash, just saying.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
PnF: Bohemian Rhapsody reviews
A songfic with altered lyrics to Queen's smash hit, 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. The original song makes no sense...this makes even less. I recommend you listen to the song as you're reading the lyrics. As always, no yaoi implied.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
The Candace Complex reviews
Phineas and Ferb try to discover why Candace gets so distressed all the time and/or psychotic. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz creates a Cheat-Inator to win an Inator Raffle Contest, which Perry must of course prevent.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Ever wonder what Perry dreams about? You will now... Purely for comical purposes, and absolutely NO slash intended.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
How I Met My Nemesis reviews
My version of the events leading up to that fateful day outside the photo shop and beyond. Set four years ago in Perry's past. Definitely not slash or yaoi. That's just gross. Critical reviews are welcome, but no flaming, please.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete