Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Big Time Rush, Twilight, and Teen Wolf.
My e-mail is email@example.com feel free to mail me
WestboroWizard is a DAMN BIGGOT he is a disgusting waste of space and life. Feel free to tell him that and if this doesn't convince you, read his profile.
R.A.I.N.N. Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network. contact them. 800-656-HOPE.
If you think bulling and discrimanation against L.G.B.T. teens is wrong please go to and go to the
official website and make the pledge and no it does'nt cost any money.However If YOU are getting bullied and are thinking
of ending your life please I urge you to go to the website listed above because despite what you may think now IT DOES GET BETTER!
If you need to talk messege me PEACE OUT ;)
I heard this saying and decided to pass it on to you: When you realize your going to die, a part of you wants to know if there's a reason you lived
Real Name Justin
Age 16 year old BOY someone you know who you are, did not know if I was a boy or a girl. I'M A BOY A GAY BOY
Orientation Gay and I'm fucking proud of it! You don't like I DON'T CARE
Home Michigan City IN.
Fav.food Pistachios and strawberries not together
Fav. Drinks Coffee,Propel,Vitamen Water,Gaterade,Fuze
Music There is over 100 singer/songwriters I like so I'm not gonna name them way to many. I am currently obsessed with Amy Winehouse. Also obsessed with 'The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia' sung by Reba McEntire
Pairings Look at my favorites
I have multiple personality disorder LGBT stands for Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender "They say that for every awkward silence, a gay baby is born."
Hobbies cooking,hunting,analizing my friends
Fav. Quote Valentines Day is just a holiday invented to sell more stuff by the card people, flower people and the candy people...well not the candy people they do Gods work
To Toshiko, Ianto and Owen may they live forever in our hearts and minds.
To Rory Williams and Amy Pond, you were wonderful companions. We will never forget you or your amazing adventures.
To Leena from Warehouse 13 may you read the aura's of the angels you now spend your time with. We miss you.
Upcoming Stories&Ideas: Mr. & Mr. Smith: It's basically a rewrite of the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith just with gay guys. Will most likely follow the same story lines.
Am I Dead? or I'm Not Dead: Don't know what fandom this will be for yet but It's going to be a murder mystery/adventure with a small twist of romance. There will be one gay couple, one lesbo couple and the rest will be straight couples if there are any single people left in the group I may make them gay or... well... gay.
Current Stories: Edward The Vampiric Assasin: It was based on a dream I had It had charaters from "Teen Wolf" in it, I just incorperated "Twilight" into it. I didn't write more than that first chapter so I just typed and posted. If I get hit with some insperation I'll write but It was a classic case of jumping the gun.
Power Rangers Fic: I really don't think I'm ready to write it yet. I want to write more Power Rangers Fics and hone my skills so I can put myu all into it. So I can make it really awesome!
New Pack: I only got three reviews for the third chapter which makes me think I wrote that chapter badly. I want to look over everything I have for it so I can see what I did wrong. So give me time people?
The Group: Read the summary
To The Sky: Me and my friemd have put it on hiatus so we can write our stories. We will most likely get back to it.
Reasons: Honestly? I think it was my what I call "springboard story". The story that first gets you into FanFiction. I may go back to it but It's highly unlikely anytime soon. I don't want to leave any of my stories unfinished.
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Anyone who's reading this I have an anoucement. Really I should have written this when I first read the fic but I digress, Once In A Blue Moon is the BEST Twilight fic out there the author's name is xeikm a great writer. It's basically a rewrite of the Twilight story with a male bella named Ilario Swan aka Rio. It is a fantastic story I think of him as my idol on FanFiction, It's also m-preg. I just reread it. It made me laugh and cry a little. I highly recomend this story to everyone.
I heard a homophobe say that us gays should be eradicated before we can raise more of our "demon babies" I want everyone to read this if you have a problem with us that's your FUCKING FAULT SO GET THE HELL OVER IT AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Now to the more sophisticated homophobes listen to this: A gay man gave his sperm to a sperm bank in order to get some quick money. A lesbian couple selected the sperm and had his child, He married a straight woman and had three children. One of the grandchildren turned out to bisexual. You got elevan straight people we got one half-gay, who exactly is raising more of "their" kind? Good bye and for the last time leave us the fuck alone. You don't bother us, we won't bother you.
I'm looking for some stories. I want to read a Tony(from NCIS)/Male OC. Also a Michael(from Burn Notice)/Male Fiona(Also from Burn Notice). That is all.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Beautiful Liar-Beyonce & Shakira (Oh that describes me sooooooo perfectly)
Waking Up: TiK ToK-Ke$ha (I don't brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack)
First Day At School: Umbrella-Rihanna (Oh maybe I can find a man on the first day at school)
Falling In Love: Until It Beats No More-Jennifer Lopez (I might have someone who can describe this song perfectly with me but he won't talk to ME!)
Fight Song: Roman's Revenge-Nicki Minaj (HA HA HA HA)
Breaking Up: arms-Christina Perri (I can kinda get the vibe of this from the song)
Prom night: Firework-Katy Perry (I'm reminded of the gay kiss in the music video. Get me a hot piece of man meat)
Mental Breakdown: Runaway Baby-Bruno Mars (This so doesn't go with this)
Driving: Dance In The Dark-Lady GaGa (Huh?)
Flashback: The Cave-Mumford & Sons (Okay...?)
Getting back together: Peace Of Me-Natasha Bedingfield (YAY! I got my man back.)
Wedding: Bad Influence-Pink (We went to Cali and got married yay! Although the song is...odd)
Birth of Child: Remember When-Avril Lavigne (Remember when I we weren't parents? M-preg or adoption? I think you know.)
Final Battle: Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol (I'm imagining lots of bullets)
Funeral Song: Ghosts-Florence The Machine (HA funny.)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male
You know what to do if you want to stop the hate :(
I have an idea for a story where some evil person (don't know who yet) casts a spell on Arthur and Merlin making Merlin the prince and Arthur to be Emrys... maybe even their parents to switch places Uther takes on Hunith's life etc. message me if you think I should or shouldn't or message me to claim it as long as you give me credit for the idea feel free to make changes as long as they aren't huge I would also love for it to be Merthur It should also be a multi-chap. as soon as someone claims it I will let you know thanks! Peace ;) If this idea belogs to someone else I apologize profusely however if you take my idea and claim it as your own I will hunt you down and skin you alive! I despise people who take others ideas
I could write some sad story about discrimantion and bulling against LGBT teens but I should'nt have to because of basic human kindness, but sadly in this day and age alot of people lack that. Please repost and add your name if you pledge to stand up for the LGBT people who can't stand up for themselves! Storylover158
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Storylover158
93% of all the kids in the entire world would cry if Justin Bieber would be standing on a high building, ready to jump. If some of you belong to the 7% that would yell: ''Make a flip!'', then post this on your profile
YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.
If you think Vampire Diaries is better than Twilight because the girl can hold her own in a fight and is not hiding behind a vampire and a werewolf or "shifter" than repost this.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their carcass off.
Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Twilight is crap because of a multitude of reasons but the worst part is that It's impossible for Bella to get pregnant with Edward's baby. Than copy & paste this on to your profile.
I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
 The answer is L0OK AT 11
 Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
 Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
 First L0OK AT 2
 Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
 i just wanted to say hi
 What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
 Be patient L0OK AT 4
 This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
 I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
 Sorry L0OK AT 8
 Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10
 I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
 You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9
On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)
On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (fine i shall put it in an adult)
On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)
On a food processer: "Not to be used for other use." (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!)
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of your crush.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
Bold arethings about me.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I cut and I'm not EMO)
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. (um I have several black friends and I'm more likely to carry a gun than they are and I'm white.)
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy.(I have blond friends thats not true)
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.(It's not true and the thought alone is disturbing)
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (I'm gay and I don't have aids)
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I can definately be a bitch)
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (If I do go to hell than I'll go to hell)
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I believe that something created us so ya I do believe in God)
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I said I believe in god, but I am FAR from religious.)
I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(I care about poor people and I think I'm a republican)
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.(WTF)
I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(I just want to find love)
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.(I love black)
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’(I have a regular size one)
I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I'm not pretty I'm handsome)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (hmm… does that mean all actors and actresses are gay??)
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (tried that once… didn’t work out so well)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (guys are easier to talk to then most girls are)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I'm already gay)
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m single, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork. (hmm… all musicians are dorks than huh?)
I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. (I used to be USED TO BE!)
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot. (THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE)
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.(I'm like a vampire)
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.(On occasion I wear tight pants)
I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.(Mess with my friends I will send you to the hospital)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Damn straight I do, and Damn straight I don’t.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I absolutely hate big crowds, but I can talk to pretty much anyone)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.(if nobody else is home me and my signifacant other will lounge around naked)
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker. (HELL YES I’M A FANGIRL.)
I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted.(If we want to do something freaky why not?)
I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant.
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Wow really?? Hmm I never knew that about me!! Stupid stereotypes.)
I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (WOW. Ain’t that the truth??? NOT!)
I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities.
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(His name is Colt as in the gun)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex.
I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m CONSERVITIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broom stick.
I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay. (I'm Gay)
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(I'm gothic to an extent
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with time.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (it really surprises me how some straight guys are so obsessed with themselves that they think all gays want them and are going drop to their knees with the chance of getting in bed with them. Is that how they think girls are about them??)
I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.
I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I hate stereotypes. In my opinion it’s like discrimination, and I HATE discrimination. Don’t be afraid to be who you are. IGNORE WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU AND HOW THEY EXPECT YOU TO ACT. THEY DON’T DEFINE YOU; YOU DEFINE YOU. Don’t let people tell you that you have to act a certain way because of who you are. YOU chose the way you act! Be who YOU actually are and act the way YOU want to. IGNORE STEREOTYPES!! DO NOT let people tell you how to act because of what you are. (oh by the way you can post my little rant if you want)
A True Boyfriend
When he walks away from you mad, follow him
When he stare's at your mouth, Kiss him
When he pushes you or hit's you, Grab him and dont let go
When he start's cussing at you, Kiss him and tell him you love him
When he's quiet, Ask him what's wrong
When he ignore's you, Give him your attention
When he pull's away, Pull him back
When you see him at his worst, Tell him he's beautiful
When you see him start crying, Just hold him and dont say a word
When you see him walking, Sneak up and hug his waist from behind
When he's scared, Protect him
When he lay's his head on your shoulder, Tilt his head up and kiss him
When he steal's your favorite hat, Let him keep it and sleep with it for a night
When he tease's you, Tease him back and make him laugh
When he doesnt answer for a long time, reassure him that everything is okay
When he look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When he say's that he like's you, he really does more than you could understand
When he grab's at your hands, Hold his and play with his fingers
When he bump's into you, bump into him back and make him laugh
When he tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When he looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until he does
When he misses you, he's hurting inside
When you break his heart, the pain never really goes away
When he says its over, he still wants you to be his
When he repost this bulletin, he wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with him even if he's not saying anything.
When he's mad hug him tight and don't let go
When he says he's ok dont believe it, talk with him- because 10 yrs later he'll remember you
Call him at 12:00am on his birthday to tell him you love him
Call him before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat him like he's all that matters to you.
Tease him and let him tease you back
Stay up all night with him when he's sick
Watch his favorite movie with him or his favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give him the world
Let him wear your clothes
When he's bored and sad, hang out with him
Let him know he's important
Kiss him in the pouring rain
When he runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Whose ass am I kicking babe?"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
Because the Gods will know
things to do in Big Supermarkets!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
(I wanna do so many of them...;) )
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!) Mwahaha... ;)
Favorite song? Too many to name
Favorite Musical Genre? Anything
Favorite Band? Too many to name
Favorite solo artist? Katy Perry
What was the last song you listened to? Count on You by BTR
What was the last cd you bought? Now 38
What was the last song you put on your ipod? All Day-Cody Simpson
What was the last song you heard on the radio? Animal-Neon Trees
What was the first cd you bought? I think it was Now 31
What is your favorite musical? I think it was somthing by greenday
what is your favorite theme song from a TV show? Big Time Rush
What song describes you? Billionnaire- Bruno Mars
What song describes you and your best friend? Can't be tamed- Miley Cyrus
What song describes your relationship or lack of? Not like the movies- Katy Perry
The Alphabet of Questions
A – Accidents
01. Have you ever been in a car accident? fender bender
02. Do you have a lot of scars? some
03. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone? yes
04. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake? yes
05. Have you ever had stitches? Where? no
B – Beauty
06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? nope
07. Are you self conscious of how you look? somtimes
08. Do you put on a lot of makeup? don't wear it
09. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery? when I was fat, yes
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful? Looks, personality and confidence
C – Consequences
11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? one weekend
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion? keep it, if I didn't want it give it up for adoption
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people? somtimes
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you? Kill everyone I ever loved and everyone I ever will love then letting me live
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end? stopping being friends with a certain person
D – Dealing
16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? I kill them, they become dead to me
17. Name a time when you had to be strong. when my dad threatened to beat my mom if she didn't beat me with a bealt, I stayed strong and begged hr too so she wouldn't get hurt.
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Any kind of abuse at home? Divorce and parents fighting. Read above happened every other day if not every.
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react? I know who my true friends are, IDC about it
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it. Recently my friend commited suicide. Me and his brother and sister had a heart felt conversation.
E – Experienc
21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? Animal Shelter
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all? nope
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far? There have been moments when I have just wanted to give up, tried to commit suicide about 5 or 6 times
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? no
25. How old do you act? depends on my mood. ususally I act my age 15
F – Family
26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why? All of my familly
27. If you had to choose, family or friends? family as my friends are like my family
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything? I can/will tell my mom everything
29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them? I'm adopted never known my real family I have a real brother somewhere in this world. Adopted only child.
30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members? not often
G – Growing
31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? I am over six feet three inches
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that? not that I know of
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish? mature
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50? nope
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn? yeah
H – Hope
36. Love – real or not? when I find I will tell you
37. Are you a pessimist of an optimist? usually a pessimist but I try to be optimistic
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way? I believe that some things HAVE to happen but the rest is up to us
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive? yeah maybe
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying? music and friends
I – Issues
41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? sometimes
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability? nope
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite and/or same sex? nope
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world? sometimes I feel like that
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away? when I get really down.
J – Jokes
46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke) With my friend J.J. "Do you want a cheeto?"
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh,Or the other way around? sometimes
48. Do you cry when you laugh hard? all the time
49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day! Too many to remember
50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class? sometimes
K – Knowledge
51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? to do all three
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average? average
53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever? A
54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher? B
55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)? History
L – Love
56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before? maybe...
57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)? hugs
58. Is love worth it? Sometimes
59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months? sometimes
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word? It takes a lot
M – Money
61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round? yes
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money? average
63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to? nope
64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start a family with? Second one. reminds me of an imprint
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you? 6
N – Naughty
66. Are you a virgin? yes
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with? none of your business
68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that? nope
69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more? erase some things
70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? You can’t say both! naughty
O – Openness
71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone? depends on the person
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone? quite a while
73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason? past experiences
74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually? not sure
75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them? There is definately a limit
P – Positive
76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? i would keep the memories
77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all? yes
78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be? more pessimistic but I try to be optimistic
79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything? sometimes
80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but something really good happened because of it? If so, please exlain what it was: nope
Q – Questions
81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? try to figure it out myself
82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation? yes
83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be? Kinda. "What do you honestly think of the thousands of LGBT suicides?"
84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go? depends on the person
85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to? why some people hurt others
R – Respect
86. How do you show respect? being nice to them
87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them? hurting me or making bad choices
88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures? some of them
89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment? yelled at
90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness? depends on the person
S – School
91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? I honestly forgot
92. When will you graduate high school/college? soon I hope
93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do? not sure yet
94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it? there are good bits and bad bits
95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school? Suspended never dropped out or expelled although I was kindly asked to never come back to the school again
T – Temptation
96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? yes
97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it? nope
98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it? nope
99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did you end up doing? no
100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed? strong willed
U – Unique
102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? hell no
103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces? whatever i want
104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex? I occasionally drink
105. What makes you different from people your age? I don't like twilight and I still watch nickelodeon
V – Value
106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? I don't fucking know?!
107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people? the lives of my loved ones. But If I didn't know the people then my life
108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you? A teacup that was passed down on my mothers side of the family for over 200 years.
109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab? Animals then the forementioned teacup
110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future? not sure
W – Wishes
111. If you had three wishes, what would they be? to be healthy, happy and to be in love
112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones? me
113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them? sometimes
114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish? not that I can remember
115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen? not sure
Y – You
121. Are you more independent or social? independent
122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it? violence and/or hate crimes then rape
123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things? yes
124. Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life? both
125. Do you think people are generally good ? depends
Z – Zest
126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? sort of
127. Do you go on FacebookCraze.com to get facebook survey’s and quizzes like this one? sometimes
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it? bit of both
129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people? sometimes
130. What is the most motivational thing in the world? music
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
TSUCGOTGWWTKTSAPTWS (The Super Ultra Cool Group Of Teen Girls Who Want To Kidnap Twilight Stars And Poke Them With Sporks)Join Us! Our acronym makes no sense
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO
If you're always tripping over non-existent objects, imaginary objects, air, grass, and paper clips (to put it simply, if you're a klutz) copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that the book Twilight is better than the movie, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
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If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile
If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did post this on your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile
98% of teens would scream if they saw the Jonas Brothers on a roof top. Post this if you are part of the 2% that would shout JUMP
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile
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You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Facebook
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were too busy to notice number five
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did
If you can see that freezer door, tell yourself to duck, and then walk into it anyway, paste this in your profile
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If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and ask"it's because you're straight, isn't it?"
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
You call me a bitch?
Well a bitch is a dog,
Bark is on trees,
Trees are a part of nature,
And nature is beautiful,
So thanks for the compliment. :)
It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes
I don't obsess, I think intensely
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I've done atleast half of these!)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Some shopping is bad)
Sad movies suck. (As long as someone dies)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool (They have to be directed good or they SUCK)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Some shopping)
You wear eyeliner. (I've worn some black eyeliner on occasion)
You wear the color pink(Pink is ok as long as I wear it with black)
Go to your mom for advice. (I only have my om so I don't really have a choice in the matter)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.(I like wearong watches and amulets hell I even have a pocket watch)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (Gymnastics not dance)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Oh hell no!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (G I Joes! Gods above I loved those things.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
10. Barack Obama
Ok people stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah
(I got this from LoveOfMyLifeIs.'s profile;)
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it
When you rearrange the letters:
When you rearrange the letters:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
When you rearrange the letters:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Education is important, school however, is another matter
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Flying is simple, just through yourself at the ground and miss
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life: in your wildest dreams.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
HE: Does beauty run in your family?
SHE: Well it obviously doesn't run in yours.
HE: I can see forever in your eyes.
SHE: But all I can see is never in yours.
HE: I looked up beatiful today in the thesaurus and your name was included.
SHE: Thanks! I saw your name next to jerk.
HE: You're like a dream.
SHE: Go back to sleep.
HE: What do I have to give you for one little kiss?
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, but I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
SHE: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
HE: I think you're th best looking girl here.
SHE: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Sure, but only if you buy my girlfriend one too.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
"5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw fish to them
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify: "I put ‘DOCTOR’
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it
HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?
Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point
FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style
DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, fuck the fruit
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words
I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: Hey--Matthew Morrison (Hey! lol)
Waking Up: Make Me Wanna Die--The Pretty Reckless (That's kinda depressing ain't it?)
First Day At School: Life After You-- Daughtry (Seems like an odd song for this one, maybe for break up IDK)
Making Your New Best Friend: Right As Rain-- Adele (Okay I can kinda see this)
Falling In Love: Hero/Heroine-- Boys Like Girls (Yea my knight in shining armor *stares into the distance* my hero)
Breaking Up: The Way I loved You--Selena Gomez & The Scene (Oh yea this fits the descrip perfectly)
Prom: Tik Tok--Ke$ha (HAHAHAHAHA)
Graduation: The One That Got--Katy Perry (WTF???!!!)
Life's Okay: Ready For The Good--Shakira (Hmmm...)
Death Of A Close Friend: Lean On Me--Various Artists (Wow okay?)
Mental Breakdown: The Light--Sara Bareilles (Would've been better for death scene but I can kinda see this.)
Driving: Oh My God--Pink featuring Peaches (This song is just weird)
Flashback: When The Sun Goes--Selena Gomez & The Scene (Whatever)
Getting Back Together: Last Chance--Nicki Minaj (Eh maybe)
Birth Of A Child: Today Was A Fairytale--Taylor Swift (Title fits the song doesn't though)
Wedding Scene: Open Your Eyes--Snow Patrol (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA asleep at the wheel)
Car Accident: A Million Miles Away--Rihanna (LOL He crash and goes flying through the front window HAHAHA)
Final Battle: Up Up Up--Givers (Such a buubly song you should listen to it)
Death Scene: Soldier--Civil Twilight ("He died a soldier's death ma'm you should be honored" jackass)
Funeral Song: Pass Out-- Tinie Tempah (Alright If that's how you wanna look at it)
End Credits: I Promise You--Selena Gomez & The Scene (I promise you...A SEQUAL! ha)
Deleted Scenes: Stupid Girls--Pink (I don't know If I should be flatterd or insulted)
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
I want to do peacfully in my sleep like Grandpa did...not screaming like the passengers in his car
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens
I do not deny everything
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room temperature
30 reasons why girls are the best:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple but it only took a woman to convince Adam.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
eople who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate
Some see the glass as half empty. Others see it as half full. Me? I just want to know who's drinking my frakin' soda
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Fake ()() Perfect (o)(o) Perky (*)(*) Cold ()() and even Grandma's \./\./ Big ( o )( o ) or small (.)(.) Save them all! Support Breast Cancer!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
This is why I DON'T have a Myspace.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Justin (Gods I hate that name for this I'll be called Cayden)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Black Rhino (Really think about that doesn't it sound like a porn star's name?)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
Robert 1448 North 500 East (That sucks SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Don't wanna, to long!
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
Don't know it
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set
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1994: Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When football was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to You’ve Been Framed...but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on CBBC.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Wally books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand"...enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the play area.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy...Before the Internet & text messaging...Before Sidekicks & iPods...Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360...Before Spongebob.
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 45p a litre.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days... Highlight the ones that apply to you! I just copied this cause I like it.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite or same sex
2. Which is your favourite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow
3. Your first initial
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like more, black or white
6. Name a person of the same sex as yours
7. Your favourite number
8. Do you like California or Florida more
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black: You are conservative and aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate
5. If you choose..
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do anything for you, but you may not realize it
6. This person is your best friend
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime
8. If you choose..
California: You like an adventure
Florida: You are a laidback person
9. If you choose..
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people
10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
48 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1) What color is your toothbrush?
Green and white
2) Name one person who made you smile today:
A guy that I like his name is Sam
3) What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Listening to Halo by Beyonce
4) What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Updating my FanFiction profile
5) What is your favorite candy bar?
Haven't had one lately
6) What is the last thing you said aloud?
I poped my shoulder out of socket
7) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
8) What was the last thing you had to drink?
9) Do you like your wallet?
10) What was the last thing you ate?
Some meat, pretzels and cheese
11) Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
12) The last sporting event you watched?
Some soccer game
13) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
14) Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
My bisexual friend
15) Ever go camping?
Only once I think
16) Do you take vitamins daily?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Yes sometimes I forget.
17) Do you go to church every Sunday?
I used to before my parents split and I realised I'm gay
18) Do you have a tan?
It comes and goes
19) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
20) Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don't drink soda
21) What did your last text message say?
22) What are you doing tomorrow?
Well today is 8/11/2011 and tommorow I'll be telling my g'ma I'm gay
23) Look to your left, what do you see?
I wrote down my first flame and put it up on my wall
24) What color is your watch?
25) What do you think of when you hear Australia?
26) What is your birthstone?
27) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
28) What is your favorite number?
29) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
30) Any plans today?
31) How many houses have you lived in?
7 but I can only clearly remember two and I have nightmares about another one
32) Biggest annoyance right now?
Nothing right now
33) Last song listened to?
Dog Days Are Over by Florence The Machine
34) Can you say the alphabet backwards?
35) Do you have a maid service clean your house?
36) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
37) Are you jealous of anyone?
38) Is anyone jealous of you?
I doubt it
39) Do you love anyone?
My friends and family
40) Do any of your friends have children?
41) What do you usually do during the day?
School and check my e-mails. I also get on FanFiction everyday
42) Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
A few select people
43) Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No, I saw hey
44) What color is your car?
Don't have a car.
45) Do you like cats?
They are ok
46) Are you thinking about someone right now?
47) Have you ever been to Six Flags?
48) How did you get your worst scar?
I got stabbed by some gang member tring to get initiated I took the knife out of my side and stabbed him in the nut sack he can not have any kids now.
THE 'Let's Get To Know Storylover158 A Little Better' QUIZ:
Are you a morning or night person?
Night. What, are yiu crazy?
Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Ninjas or pirates?
Wow, hard question. I'll have to say...ninjas.
Ninjas vs. pirates, discuss.
Ninjas. They'll kick the Pirate's asses any day of the week!
Autobots or Decepticons?
A mix between the two
What was your favorite childhood television program?
My all time favorite program would have to be between Cartoon network or Nickelodeon.
Are you a collector of anything?
If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Alpha of a wolf pack
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Portal manipulation or disintagration
What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
IT'S TOO EARLY!!! (even though it was like 12 in the afternoon XD)
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
Nothing in particular...
What's your favorite colour?
Dark green almost black
What's your favorite animal?
Wolf, rhino, panther
Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
There may be there may not be
Do you believe in ghosts?
I must be shown proof
Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
Alot of them
You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
A car, college, and books!!
Have any bad habits?
I can be a bit to overprotective of my familia and friends
Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
When people can not spell things correctly or use wrong grammar. It drives me up the freakin' wall! Use the English language respectfully! Don't butcher it! Also, when people talk in text in real life and while texting. If I ever hear/see another LOL again, I swear I'm going to shoot someone!
List 3 of your best personality traits:
I am (most of the time) a happy person, but not at all preppy, I am an amazing listener, and I'm loyal to my friends and family
List 3 of your worst personality traits:
I can be very loud sometimes, especially if I'm overly excited about something, I can also be a very conceited person when the time arises, and I don't listen to certain things if I'm not interested
Have any celebrity crushes?
Taylor Launter! Yummy yummy;) Robert Pattinson before he shaved of half his hair dumbass, BTR
List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
Have a bit more muscle
Any tattoos or piercings?
um... noo I'm 15
What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
(Same sex for me LOL) Their eyes
What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
My number one rule on traits is the best sense of humor of all time. He has to laugh at anything and everything, including himself. Honesty is also a key factor. He also has to be protective, but not TOO protective to where it's overbearing. He also has to be able to cry a few times. It shows that he's actually a human;) But he can't cry too much. If he cries more than me (and I barely even cry:) than it's a big no no!
What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Dishonesty and cowardice. Be a man and own up to your responsibilities, please! Take chances and go for risks! And that's about it.
Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
Well, I can see it, but I am definitely not planning on it!
Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
I'm in between, but leaning towards messy:)
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
In the past:Anytime before 250 years ago with the knowledge I have I could rule the freaking world
In the present: Somewhere a little cold but not too cold
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go
An old friend that I had a crush on moved away where ever he now lives or England...I miss him so
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
1: Go to a good colledge
2: Find "the one"
3: Visit my favorite places around the world
5: Live life
Name 1 regret you have:
Being a coward where my feelings are concerned
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
I'm still 15
Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
I refer you to my previos answer
What's your favorite song of the moment?
read the next answer
What's your favorite song of all time?
Way to many to name
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Sit back and read a book or two or get online and read fanfics
What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Read previous question
Have any hidden talents?
I don't know
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
I have no idea
What would be your dream job?
Assasin, hitman it's the same thing.
Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
1:To have my soul mate
2:Have every superpower known to man
3: A car that changes shape and styles also it never breaks down or gets damaged
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Sometimes more straight guys than gays
Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
I am terrified of ghosts
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
I love my name, but if I had to, I would choose Cayden
Do you belive in the afterlife?
I hope there is something after we die
On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
? I love Subway cookies but isn't that a bit contradictive
Re-Post this and share some things about yourself :)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars
Rules Of Love
Kiss On The Lips: I Love You
Kiss On The Ear: You Are Special
Kiss On The Cheek: Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead: I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck: I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder: You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else: Be Careful
Play With Hair: Can't Live Without You
Hold Hands: Happiness
Arms Around Waist: You Are Mine And I Need You
A Hug: I Care
Nibble On Ear: Start Warming Up
Smiling At Each Other: I Like You
Looking Around: Hiding Feelings
Tear Drop: I'm Losing You
Crying: I Lost You
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Choose me or your life
Boy: My life
Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
Hearing too much, the girl walks away in tears. When she's about to leave, the boy grabs her arm and says:
I don't like you, I LOVE you
You don't cross my mind, you're ALWAYS on my mind
I don't want you, I NEED you
I wouldn't live for you, I would DIE for you
I choose my life because you ARE my life
And, baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE
I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. THEY HURT HER!!
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Put this on your profile before something happenes to you. Why tempt fate and the supernatural by ignoring this.
When you say Forks, I say La Push.
You say Emmett, I say Paul.
You say Jasper, I say Seth.
You say Edward, I say Jacob.
You say Cullens, I say The Pack.
You say I'm crazy, I say "Takes one to know one"
Girls love Edward. Women love Jacob. Shows who’s more realistic
Team Jacob because real men don’t sparkle
Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for Halloween and lied and said he was all out of candy
And so the human fell in love with the fictional werewolf...
Twilight: The time between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
A few months at the most
Who introduced you to the books?
No one, really. I hate so much that is the giant clusterfuck that is the Twilight series.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I bought the book Twilight, but I checked out New Moon, Eclipse, and Braking Dawn from the library
Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Neither I hate them both
What's your dream ending to the series?
No Renesmee!!! I DON'T LIKE HER!!!! Other than that, it was horrible;) and Jacob and Edward end up together
Who is your favorite character?
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"Does my being half-naked bother you?"--Jacob to Bella in Eclipse
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
None. I hate Edward and I despise Bella so much.
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
None. I hate it when their together.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
When Alice kidnapped Bella for that bastard Edward
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
I guess when the werewolves were fighting the newborns, though there wasn't much of a description...
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
HELLZ NO!!!! I think there should be a giant Twilight book burning and the movies should be set a drift at sea or sacrificed to an angry volcano god but given how much shit there is in the movies they'd probably end up killing the poor unsuspecting volcano god.
Bella or Alice
Emmett or Jasper
Jasper and Emmett are a tie
Edward or Jacob
New Moon or Eclipse
Twilight or Breaking Dawn
Esme or Emily
Carlisle or Charlie
Rosalie or Tanya
Rosalie or Alice
Mike or Edward
Tyler or Eric
Which ever one's van tried to kill Bella
Eric or Mike
Team Jacob or Team Edward
Porsche or Volvo
'55 Chevy or Volvo
Werewolves or Vampires
THEY AREN'T WEREWOLVES!! THEY ARE SOME KIND OF IMPLAUSABLE GIANT DOGS!!!!
Movie or Book
COMPAIRING THE TWO IS LIKE COMPAIRING A RABID DOG TO A RABID WOLF. But I'd have to say the movies cause their was less about Edwar'd "Oh so beautiful appearence"
Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob
Edward and Jacob (Well...could I say Jacob and me? Ha ha ha just kidding...somewhat) I HATE BELLA!!!!
Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite
I DON"T CARE
List You Favorite 12 Twilight Characters
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Carlisle and Alice...I sure have
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?
If Paul got Jared pregnant...I can see that
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
There are a lot about Seth. Seth is fan favorite
5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?
They already are:) Jasper and Alice. So yes, they would make a good couple
6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?
Emmett and Quil or Emmett and Emily? Well, I like the first one LOL
7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
When Emily and Sam have a fight, Emily runs out of the house, looking to seek some solace, but what she finds instead turns her life and world into upsidedown spial. (Paul and Emily)
8) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
An Embry and Edward hurt/comfort fic? Uhhh...Reluctant Hope...?
9) Does anyone on your friends list that reads the series think Three is hot?
Paul? No, he's fine as hell!!! (Besides Jacob, of course)
10) What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?
"FUCK YOUR SO TIGHT!" (Paul)
11) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Maybe a kid song because of Clair, ha ha ha!!! (Quil)
12) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
A Jacob/Carlisle/Edward warning? When family bonding includes real bondage (IDK)
13) What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?
Jacob to Jasper. "Wanna see my tale?" Ha ha ha ha!!
14) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I can't remember when the last time I read an Emmett fanfic
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66% of you won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, '"Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor." A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
"A dragon from the swampy fen
Became a wretched pest
He ate most all the crops of men
And set to fire the rest.
"He burned the castle of a knight
And stripped his storehouse bare.
He drank the moat, then in the night,
He stole his lady fair.
"Alas! What woe! The knight did howl!
A wretched choice! Alack!
For if he slew the lizard foul,
He'd get the lady back!
"To fight a worm is doubly hard
When equal evils cancel.
Which one is better to discard?
The dragon? Or the damsel?
Dinadan, The Ballad of Sir Dinadan by Gerald Morris
95 percent of the entire population is in love woth the Jonas Brothers, and would cry if they were on top of a building, about to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you are part of the 5 percent who would yell "Jump, assholes!"
Some Quotes I've Found Over The Year's:
A fools paradise is a wise mans hell - Dr. Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks)
Life is too short to be organized - Kendall Schmidt
May you live a thousand years, and I, one day less, so that I might never know the world without the pleasure of your company - Hungarian Wedding Toast
The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them - Michelle Hammersley
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you - Roy Croft
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you havent died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
*What Causes Thunder:
In short: Lightning travels through air, air has a resistance to electrical current. The electrical power in lightning creates resistance heating in the air, which expands and creats an immense pressure wave, which our ears pick up and interpret as sound (Thunder :P) Source: Natural Childhood Science Prodigy Refined By Training As An Engineering Student.
*The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
*The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.
*A Riddle I Found:
I am the begining of eternity
The end of every rhyme
The begining of the end
and the end of space and time
Who am I...
75 annoying things to do in an elevator!
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not feng shui."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Do the river dance!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stopsmoving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
My Name- What's yours? (I got REALLY lucky with this one!)
J=Easy to fall in love with
O=Loves a lot of people
W=Smiles a lot
X=Popular with boys
Y=Voice of an angel
So what's mine?
"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" Ernest Gaines
If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile and add our name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,
If you think Carlos on Big Time Rush is the most ADORABLE sweetie-pie EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're the shortest person in your family, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever squirted yourself in the eye with a cream puff, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever poked yourself in the eye with a chop-stick, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Coke Zero is an insult to the Coca-Cola name, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think all those uptight overly-religeous weirdos should just sit down, shut up, and leave Halloween on Sunday ALONE, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to send a message to yourself on FanFiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love puppies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think pandas are adorable, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.
98% of girls would follow Robert Pattensen if he jumped off a building. If you're part of the two perecent who would grab some popcorn and fight over front-row seats to watch, copy and paste this to your profile. LOL! XD
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If you think the Pelletiers load their trucks waaaaay too high, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you think the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, Storylover158,
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.
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Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... :
My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me.
If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you have ever broken out of an asylum with your insane cousin and gone to McDonalds and ordered a burger and cheesefries and sat in the trunk and ate it and then driven to Canada and back, copy and paste this to your profile.
If the first time you cursed was when you were two years old and it was to your grandmother, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,
If you have ever cut yourself or poked yourself in the eye while trying to open a can of corned beef, copy and pasted this to your profile.
If you have ever farted so hard that it hurt, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Stop the Pairing Wars!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. JRF
YOUR GUY SIDE (put an x that applies to you)
x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xyou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.(except when people die)
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(still are a little)
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.(but they have to be directed okay)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night(sometimes)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
XYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
XYou love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.(my mom is the only parent I got)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry (if you count watchs and pendents)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
XIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I'm just Lazy)
You smile a lot more than you should.(I rarly smile)
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.(first line yes second NO)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.(if you count action figures)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.