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Joined 03-25-11, id: 2806727, Profile Updated: 06-13-13
Author has written 3 stories for Mythology, Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Current Collaboration Project(s):

Revenge of the Plot Bunnies (Akuma story line)

The Hebephrenia of The Climber (Came up with original idea/One of 3 writers)

Completed Collaboration Project(s):

Why We Shouldn't Be in the Naruverse ('Shop Til You Drop' - Akuma's scenario)

Current Personal Project(s):

Are You Scared Yet? (Original idea/will not be posted here)

Strange Things (Original idea/will not be posted here)

100 Theme Challenge - France and Gaul (15 / 100 Completed)

Completed Personal Project(s):

A Demon's Letter

We All Fall Down

RP TIME!! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!

1. Deidara

2. Hidan

3. Kakuzu

4. Kisame

5. Kakashi

6. Minato

7. Orochimaru

8. Itachi

9. Kabuto

10. Zetsu

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

(Deidara) ...If you do not leave the room in 3 seconds I will remove every single one of your limbs. Painfully.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Kakuzu) AAAAAHHH WHAT THE F*CK GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! *throws every object within reach*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Kisame/Kabuto) ... *dies inside*

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Kakashi) Well THAT was very out of character, but thanks!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(Minato) *touch him inappropriately in his sleep*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Orochimaru) I KNEW there was a reason I was so morbid! Come! Let us go dissect living people and f*ck things up!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Itachi) I TOLD you not to cross the street without Kisame. But do blind men ever listen to ME? Noooooo!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Kabuto) *holds up a knife* I will CUT you.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?


You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Hidan) Laugh hysterically and leave me to crawl back to the hotel.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Kakuzu) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Kisame) Probably put the house out using one of his water jutsus, I dunno.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Kakashi) Either let me do it and let me learn a valuable life lesson or warn me ahead of time. Depends really.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Zetsu/Deidara) He'd probably be super confused and complain like a drama queen.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Orochimaru) Oro: Want to go dissect people? Me: *shakes head* Oro: Want to go cause mass mayhem? Me: *shakes head* Oro: Want to go cut off your ex's limbs? Me: *nods* Oro: Okay, let's go cut off your ex's limbs. *pats my back*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

(Kabuto) Kabuto: Try not to kill anyone this time. Please.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Zetsu) Inquire as to why I'm laughing, and if it's a good enough reason maybe join in my laughter. If not, threaten to eat me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Deidara) Reasons.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Hidan/Kabuto) WHAT? WHAT? NO. NO YAOI THOUGHTS FROM YOU. *whacks with a newspaper* GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Kakuzu) I'd say we get along okay, there's not much to fight about with gravestones. *badumTSH*

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Kisame/Kabuto) ... WHAT DID I JUST SAY? NO YAOI THOUGHTS. *whacks wit ha sardine* BACK TO YOUR TANK. NOW.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Kakashi/Minato) ...No...Just. No.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?


You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Orochimaru) Yes. I got the same haircut as you. If we're family we may as well look alike! *shot*

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

(Itachi) *pokes his nose* Foolish blind ma- *gets murdered by him*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

(Kabuto) ...HA! Surely you jest? ...No? ...Oh. Well...This is awkward...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Zetsu/Deidara) ...NOOOOOO MEEEEEEE GUUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *and that's how the world ended*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Kakuzu/Kisame) If it involves yaoi I SWEAR TO JASHIN!!!! *gets the newspaper ready*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Deidara/Minato) HA! You jest.

Would 2 trust 5?

(Hidan/Kakashi) If trust is possible after the other kills your teammate, then maybe...HA! JK! NEVER BIATCH!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Kisame/Zetsu) He'd probably get eaten. *nods slowly*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

(Kakashi/Deidara) Kakashi, I don't know. Deidara, art.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

(Minato/Kakuzu) I don't think they'd be able to agree on what to make actually.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Orochimaru/Kabuto) Surgeons. No joke.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Itachi/Kakashi) Hm...A haircut by a blind man...Well, good luck showing your face around Konoha again Kakashi!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Kabuto/Minato) Miato: Wait...This isn't a sketch. This is a photo of Kushina! Where'd you get this?! Kabuto: Well I have horrible art skills and that was just lying around your house. So. Yeah.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Zetsu/Kabuto) ...Nothing good that's what. YOU TWO I SWEAR IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YAOI I WILL SMITE YOU SO HARD!!!

1 accidentally kicked 10?


2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

(Hidan/Kabuto) Lot's of wtf's and misunderstandings.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Minato) ...Look, it's not that I don't like you, but, well... You're married. Simple as that.

7 won the lottery?

(Orochimaru) Oro: Yay more funding for my experiments!

8 had quite a big secret?

(Itachi) Ita, thanks to fangirls, you HAVE no secrets.

9 became a singer?

(Kabuto) I would pay all of my life savings to hear that.

10 got a daughter?

(Zetsu) Awwww Zetsu she's adorable Such a sweetie pi- OW SHE BIT ME!!! *punts her across the room*

What would 1 think of 2?

(Deidara/Hidan) Deidara: Satanist. Hidan: Hippie. Deidara: Murderer! Hidan: Drag queen! *this verbal exchange has been blocked for your safety*

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Kisame/Kakashi) Being able to walk around without people either pointing, staring, or trying to cook you.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Kakashi/Minato) Probably horrible memories.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Minato/Orochimaru) ...Nothing. At all.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Orochimaru/Itachi) Oro: Give me your body! Ita: No. Oro: Please? Ita: Nope f*ck you.

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Itachi/Kabuto) Somewhere.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Kabuto/Zetsu) Anything that he would take as offensive.

What would make 1 scared of 10?

(Deidara/Zetsu) Uh, hello, he's a man eating plant! What isn't there to fear of him?!

Is 3 Gay?

(Kakuzu) He BETTER not be! *grabs the newspaper*

How do you feel right now?

Sore. My lungs hurt.

Pick 12 names randomly before reading the rest.

01. Prussia
02. Belarus
03. Spain
04. Russia
05. Japan
06. England
07. Italy
08. Ukraine
09. Germany
10. Austria
11. Canada
12. France

Did you pick? No cheating or it will ruin the fun!

- Question 01: Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Did you want to?

Nope, can't say that I have. Never heard of such a thing either...

- Question 02: Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Russia? Oho, he's definitely hot, but he's much more adorable than he is hot

- Question 03: What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

If France got Ukraine pregnant? Oh...France would probably die. Russia probably wouldn't react very well to that.

- Question 04: Can you rec any fics about 9?

Fic about Germany? Yes

- Question 05: Would 2 and 6 be a good couple?

Belarus and England? I dunno... I don't think it'd work out very well, due to 'reasons'.

Question 06: 5/9 or 5/10?

Japan/Germany or Japan/Austria... Am I aloud to say neither?

- Question 07: What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

If Italy walked in on...Belarus...and..France...Oh my god, poor Italy! He'd freak out and probably go cry somewhere!

- Question 08: Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Spain/Austria? I refuse.

- Question 09: Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Prussia/Ukraine? Hmm...I THINK I've heard of it somewhere, but I don't remember. Possibly.

- Question 10: Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Italy/France...Hmmm...Well, if I base it off of a little idea I just now thought of, it'd have to be;

- Question 11: What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

Russia to deflower Prussia PFFFFT
Prussia get's drunk off his ass and wanders around until he decides to go visit Russia. Yay!

- Question 12: Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

My best bro and I read it/draw it/write it all the time, watchu talkin about?!

- Question 13: Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

About Spain? Hmm... I dunno.

- Question 14: Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?

GASP* Matthew? Some of my real life friends have written about him, yeah!

- Question 15: Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

Belarus/Russia/Japan, eh? Hmm... No, I don't think so. Although, that sounds like it'd be an interesting fanfiction...Hmmmm...

- Question 16: What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?

Austria? PFFFT Something about music maybe.

- Question 17: If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?

About Ukraine? "Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop"

- Question 18: If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?

Prussia/England/France... 'Lot's of smut. And some swears. What do you expect?'

- Question 19: What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Belarus trying to pick-up Austria...Hmmm... I don't know, but it'd probably be something preeeetty creepy.

- Question 20: When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Japan? Uuuuumm... I think last week? Yeah. Last week.

- Question 21: What's 6's super-secret kink?

England? Hmm... *nosebleeds* ... For personal reasons I would like to keep the answer to myself please.

- Question 22: Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Uhh, I don't think Canada would ever 'shag' Germany, drunk or not. I dunno, he just doesn't seem like that kind of person.

-Question 23: If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?

Spain and Italy? Most likely Spain.

- Question 24: How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Italy/Ukraine...? NO! NO!! NOOOO!!! THERE MUST BE GER/ITA *sobs violently*

- Question 25: Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Most likely England, I don't think Canada would be able to talk loud enough to have all the students hear him.

- Question 26: Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Belarus? Well, she's pretty, sure, but I don't think she's 'hot'.

- Question 27: 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

France sends Ukraine on a 'mission', huh? It'd probably be something that would require her to run or jump, and then France would just follow her around and watch like a pervert.

- Question 28: What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Japan? ...I honestly don't know...I guess...Someone blaming him for getting food poisoning through sushi?

- Question 29: If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Hmm...Italy or Ukraine...Italy...or...Ukraine...I don't know. It's a lose-lose situation either way, but I guess Italy.

- Question 30: Would you ever invite 4 over to your house? What would you invite them over for?

Of COURSE I'd invite Russia over to my house! I'd invite him over for Holidays or just to hang out

- Ending Notes:

I'm hungry.

And thirsty.

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100 Loops by Saine199611 reviews
100 themes challenge Hetaoni version. There will be some from the same Loop and I will warn you now, these are sad. I got very sad writing these. Oh the cover picture isn't mine it belongs to LiLApple from Deviantart, all credit for the art goes to them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013
Swallow me Down by Mable reviews
The unexpressed feelings kept bound tightly beneath striped canvas, unable to be released and unknown to all. It's not the ignorance and bliss that is let on; they're just swallowed.
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - 6 - Complete
Objective: Prank Hetalia by Lady Shadow 77 reviews
Five girls, all members of the organization of PRANKS, well prank the cast of Hetlalia, and do it extremely well. This is their mission log.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012
Revenge of the Plot Bunnies by Lady Shadow 77 reviews
Four girls fell from the sky to various locations in the Naruto world. With no memory of their pasts they try and survive the Naruto world. But it may get hard, after all landing on Gaara isn't a good thing. Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto we'd be to busy to write and post stories on fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
Slenderman Bedtime story by murderousReprisal reviews
A work in progress, a Slenderman story, with a childlike view.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012
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100 Theme Challenge - France and Gaul reviews
So, in my mind, France is such a good father because he wanted to be the kind of parent that he didn't have. Warning: There IS going to be abuse in many of these.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - France
We All Fall Down
Kakuzu's thoughts during his final fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Kakuzu - Complete
A Demon's Letter reviews
Ever wonder where the Slenderman may have come from? Well, this is just my theory put into a more poetic verse...
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete