Lieutenant Critical Hit
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Joined 03-25-11, id: 2807245, Profile Updated: 12-02-13
Author has written 1 story for Team Fortress 2.

Yo, wassup? I'm Lieutenant Critical Hit.

My policy?

Get in. Read a fic.

Swipe your Intel. Get out.

Crit-Review anyone who crosses my path.

Cause I'm force a nature!

Will I be writing any fics? Well you'll just have to find out!

See ya later, chucklenuts!! Peace! Live Long an Prosper and all that jazz.

Lieutenant Critical Hit

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Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,291 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Power Of The Vortex by TimeyWhimeyPowerOfTechnetium reviews
Once a long time ago, Loki read a book about a man called the Doctor and his blue box, that traveled through time and space. He cared little for the adventure but for a time, became slightly obsessive with how the vortex worked, then like most little boys, he forgot about it. Until one day, he is before the Odin father to learn of his punishment for attacking Midgard and bringing
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - TARDIS, Loki - Complete
Two Souls to Intertwine by Lady Lyanna of Erebor reviews
What if Elizabeth Swann was sent to another world, that world being Middle-Earth? Along the way, she joins the Fellowship on the quest to destroy the One Ring. How will she find her way back home to Will? slight AU implied Willabeth, Elizabeth/Legolas -currently rewriting-
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Legolas, Elizabeth S., Will T.
With Friends Like These by Padaloki reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Come Hell or High Water by LaughsLikeGirl reviews
Frozen in the hopes of awaking to a future where her cancer can be cured, Amber Young finds herself on the Enterprise two hundred years in the future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - P. Chekov
In The Heart Of Chaos by Difference-Equals-Normal reviews
When a high class mutant is brought onto the X-men team by a whimsical twist of fate, things are bound to happen, both good and bad. This is the story of what happens to my OC and the team of Wolveine and the X-Men.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Everything's Made To Be Broken by QuikkSilver reviews
With a younger brother for a felon, Rose spent her life cleaning up after Jim. But now that they're searching for treasure in space, Rose has to find out who she is as a woman. And how better to do that then to fall in love with a pirate? Silver/OC
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,301 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Long John silver, Jim Hawkins
Sybok Pan by Lucillia reviews
Instead of being exiled as an adult and searching for God, Sybok is taken to Neverland as a child where he faces Hook's replacement - a Romulan named Tiberius - alongside little Jimmy Kirk, little Spock, and the time traveling crew of the Enterprise A.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 2/9/2006 - J. Kirk, Peter P.
Orc Queen by the mediocre writer reviews
A woman from our world finds her fate among the orcs, the tormented race of Middle Earth. And though she's saved by elves, she finds that her destiny isn't with the one she comes to love, but with the race she alone seems to understand. LegolasxOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Legolas, Glorfindel
The Famous Adventurer and the Famous Pirate by R.J.North reviews
Jade had been on her own for years. After finding out she was in trouble, she turns to Jim and the gang with a proposition. What will happen if her problem follows them on their new adventure? What will Jim think of Jade's horrible past?
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Jim Hawkins
Xmen Supreme: War Powers by MarvelMaster616 reviews
Volume 2 of X-men Supreme. Magneto is in prison. The Maximoff twins rule Genosha. The world is on edge as human/mutant tensions escalate. With old friends and new faces, the X-men are caught in the middle trying to prevent an all out human/mutant war.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 293,809 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
What About Hypothermia Is Fun To You? by GothTrekkie reviews
The truth often comes out when you're stranded on a frozen planet. McSpirk slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
The Greatest Evil by Logical Fallacy reviews
The Fellowship, somewhat complete, has made it to Mount Doom to do their purpose: Get rid of the Greatest Evil in Middle Earth. One shot; Parody fic; Mary Sue bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010
Stuck! by the mediocre writer reviews
She wasn't thrown into Middle Earth for any reason whatsoever, as far as she could tell, but if she was Connie refused to play along. Too bad Fate didn't agree. Not a 10th Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Glorfindel, Legolas
Swallows Flight by The Hooded Falcon reviews
Middle Earth is in for the fight of its life, but this time it will not just be the Fellowship channeling the worlds destiny. We don't know who these people are or how they got here, but everyone's lives will never be the same again. Loss, Love, Hate, Adventure and Revenge. Exert: "Tomorrow Melloneamin, tomorrow we shall take up arms…" (Work being revised and continued now).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elf
Two Cadets Walk Out of a Bar by darthsydious reviews
Two cadets walk out of a bar and end up friends. McCoy/Uhura friendship, as usual, T to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by RocketLawnchair reviews
They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Spy, Pyro
Metamorphosis by legallyinsane93 reviews
After her parents' death, Jada is sent to Xavier's Institute. She slowly begins to adjust to her new life, making new friends and learning to accept her abilities. But with attack near, Jada must decide where she stands if the X-Men are to survive. PyroOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,647 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Pyro
Metal Men and Angel's Wings by hannahthewordsmith reviews
When Liz & Evelyn arrive at Xavier's, Liz finds herself with an electric attraction to a man who has the same power as her, and Evelyn is caught between two men who could both give her what she never had. Split up into two parts. Rated for language, other
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Supreme Reflections: Volume 1 by MarvelMaster616 reviews
A series of short character vignettes that takes place within the pages of X-men Supreme Volume 1: Mutant Revolution. It covers Logan, Ororo, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, and Magneto. See each character reflect on the events of their lives.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,079 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Xmen Supreme: Mutant Revolution by MarvelMaster616 reviews
Volume 1 of X-men Supreme. Professor Charles Xavier and his X-men fight to protect a world that hates and fears them. Join them as they grow their ranks and face new threats from their old foe Magneto, who is looking to begin a full mutant revolution.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,533 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Opposing Mindsets by zukofangirl16 reviews
House and Spock are stuck together, and need to find a way out of it. There's more at stake than what would seem. Rated T for mild language and implications of a homosexual relationship.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Spock, G. House - Complete
A Healin' Thing by Mira-Jade reviews
Twenty-first century medical practices were not all that they were cracked up to be . . . At least, the one thing that hadn't improved over the centuries was bedside manner.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - G. House, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sleeping Spock, a Star Trek Fairy Tale by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
A retelling of the favorite classic, with a Star Trek twist.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? by Spock Yard reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
The Winner is a Loser by Spock Yard reviews
Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Kirk, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Outland by Undercover reviews
Voldemort and Sauron, one and the same? Two worlds collide to do battle with one villian. Auror partners Ginny and Hermione, along with the help of Tonks and Harry, must work together with Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Gimli... compromise or die!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Last Prayer of the Elves by Manwathiel reviews
On the verge of battle, the Galadhrim come together one last time to give their song of prayer to the Valar, lest they never have the chance to do so again. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Haldir - Complete
An Orc's Prayer by ohmyohmy reviews
An orc with a hostage elf asks questions of Illuvatar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
SpiderMan, XMen crossover. After their meeting with Warren, Rogue and Scott have another encounter while in New York. Please R&R Complete
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,214 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Prayer by illyria-pffyffin reviews
Waiting in despair for Frodo to wake in Ithilien, Merry tries to pray.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B.
Metamorphosis by otahyoni reviews
Raven Darkholme's life is turned upsidedown when her mutant powers begin to manifest themselves.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Raven/Mystique - Complete
A Ringbearers Prayer by FlowerBedGRL reviews
First and last attempt at poetry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
The Ballad of Domination reviews
BLU scout instigates 2fort shenanigans and a rap battle ensues. Cover pic is by Konnestra* /
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Engineer, Medic, Scout, Spy