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Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.
Welp, this is my profile.
NEW AND IMPROVED PROFILE!! DELETED SAD THINGS, STUPID QUIZZES, AND THINGS I'M SURE NO ONE CARES ABOUT!! FIXED SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ERRORS!! I WILL ALSO BE ADDING MORE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF (random insiders, conversations, more facts about me[if you even care]) SO HAVE FUN!! RUN WILD ON LONG LIVE'S NEW AND IMPROVED PROFILE!!
Okay, this ought to be fun.
I need to delete everything on here and re-write it all in a less stupid way, but sadly, I'm too lazy at the moment. Painting my nails like the Avengers and listening to Taylor Swift. Fun, fun. So I guess I'll put the edits next to it in parentheses or something.
I need to fix this whole profile. One of these days I'm just doing to delete EVERYTHING and make it all better.
If anyone I know in real life ever finds this, I am completely screwed. I might as well just say goodbye to my life : P
I need to stop typing "lol" into random sentences. Like "I'm in love with The Avengers, lol talk to me about it! lol! Lol!!! LLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"
This profile is so long, that when I go to add more, I'm never quite sure where to put it. -_-
Wow, I barely go on this site anymore. I have to get back into this stuff...
Or maybe not, I just read a really weird fic and remembered why I don't come on anymore.
IMPORTANT!!! Most of my stories are either on (a very long) hiatus, or completely abandoned. Please be patient.
I'm not telling you my name. (Just call me Long Live) Or my age. (Somewhere between 10 and 110) Or where I live. (You've probably never even heard of the town anyway, unless you live there...STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE. I COME ON THIS SITE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU *coughcoughALKER-STAYcoughcough*) Basically, what's below is all you get.
I have long curly brown hair and brown eyes and I have tan skin. Im really skinny and kind of average height. I also wear glasses, just add that to the whole marching band/comic book reader persona that I have gotten myself into. I regret nothing.
Books I love: (In no specific order, just really the order I read them in)
The Hunger Games
Among The Hidden
Freak The Mighty
I finally read Twilight. I hated it. I don't understand how people enjoy it.
I hate people who report stories of people who never did anything wrong to them. You have no idea how much I want to punch them in the face.
I love Niggy. I REALLY REALLY LOVE Niggy! For all of you Eggy/Nazzy lovers; seriously? What about that makes sense to you? Neither of them work at all. From the very beginning of the first book, I just knew that Nudge and Iggy were perfect for each other, I even thought sometimes that they were in love, they just never fully expressed it. NEVER did me or anyone I know even think about Eggy or Nazzy. EVER! I was DEVASTATED when JP but Iggy and stupid Ella together! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! NIGGY DOES!! Sorry if this seems like a giant rant, but I feel very strongly about this topic.
I'm serious. No matter how good a fic seems, if it says "Eggy" or "Nazzy" or "Fudge" or "Miggy" or whatever! I will probably never read it.
Now that that's done with, I love singing/writing songs (even though they are all terrible/never even finished) and reading and I play the saxophone and the guitar. But I want to learn to play the piano also.
Im very wierd, like VERY wierd. I point out the randomest things ever. I pointed out how cool the ceiling fan looked once in a pizzaria.
I also love acting and I really want to get an audition to be Nudge in the Maximum Ride movie (I'm kind of getting a bit old to play the part, so hurry up and start casting -_-)
I AM OFFICIALLY AN EXTREMELY SMALL TIME ACTRESS!! I'M PLAYING PANDORA SPOCKS IN A MUSICAL CALLED POM POM ZOMBIES!! (Hey, it's something, right? Even though I have like, three lines)
I LOVE THE AVENGERS. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? SEE IT NOW! NOW!! RIGHT NOW!!
Yeah, it's amazing. I've seen it twice, and read a bunch of the comic books, and I even painted my nails each like a different Avenger. They came out AWESOME thankyouverymuch. Seriously, I'm in love. If I could marry the Avengers, I would. The second time I saw it (with my friends) we walked into the cinema, I saw a giant Avengers poster, and I just stood there and hugged it. They took a picture of me. During the credits, I literally read every name out loud and said "I love you" to each one, until we had to leave. (I love you Robert Downey Jr. I love you Chris Evans. I love you Chris Hemsworth. I love you Mark Ruffalo. I love you Scarlett Johansson. I love you Jeremy Renner. I love you Tom Hiddleston.) This went on through the entire cast and other producers and designers and stuff until my friends got annoyed.
I WANT TO EAT AT A SHAWARMA.
I am also just slightly completely and totally in love with Captain America. No big deal.
A lot of people think im crazy for this but I love the rain. I love just walking outside and gettng wet, I also love the way the air smells and the pavement looks after it has just rained, some people think the rain is depressing but I just love it.
I am NOT a sports person. When people start to talk about "last night's game" or whatever, it seems like a totally different language. I usually pick my favorite teams based on who my friends/family like.
I tend to get overly obsessed with something. Sometimes they go away quickly, but most of the time, I have a very unhealthy obsession with it.
I like a lot of random TV shows that most of my friends have probably never even heard of. ec. Royal Pains, Psych, The Middle, How I Met Your Mother, Warehouse 13, The Big Bang Theory, the Watcher etc.
I hate words that end in the letter B. It just annoys me so much. Words like cherub, superb, cob, Etc.
A bunch of my friends and I made a Hunger Games play for literature class. Let's just say it isn't EXACTLY how the book goes. (It's nothing like the book) I have some quotes from it down below! (I was Katniss!)
I'm a Ravenclaw all the way! (Despite this profile, I'm actually a very thoughtful and intelligent person. At least I'd like to think so.) Everyone is always like "OMG I'm defs a Gryffindor!" You know what? Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw need some love too! I'm sure that I'm Ravenclaw, I've taken multiple tests, now I'm just waiting for Pottermore to open up so I can confirm it! (Yep, Ravenclaw on Pottermore as well)
I am in Marching Band now. It's probably the best thing ever.
I am horribly, desperately, amazingly in love with Daniel Radcliffe. He is just so beautiful, and an amazing actor, singer, etc. I have been wanting to see him in How to Succeed (Sorry, that ship has sailed) for a long time, and I'm eagerly waiting for the Woman in Black to come out! (I saw it a while ago, and I bought it on DVD. I've watched it 5 times.) I'm atually meeting him this Tuesday, I'M SO EXCITED!! This is how the night is probably going to go:
Me: *Waiting outside the stage door for 4 hours*
Okay, so I DID meet Dan, and as much as I would love to tell you what I did for the 4 hours, I'm just going to tell you what actually happened when he came out:
Me: *waiting outside the stage door for 4 hours and somehow sneaked into the front*
Yeah, I'm pathetic :P
My life is very...weird to say the least.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
Well bust my buttons!!!
Its all about Angel, Angel, Angel!
Peace, around the world, for generations :)
That's blood baby, don't worry I KNOW A GUY!!
ISN'T THAT IRONIC!!!!
ETS-LAY EAK-SPAY IG-PAY ATIN-LAY O-SAY EY-THEY ONT-DAY DERSATND-UNAY UT-WAY E-WAY ARE-AY AYING-SAY!!!
CALL 1-800-JUSTIN, JUSTIN WILL SOLVE YOUR RUBIX CUBE! today! (Don't call this, its not a real number.)
DO THE JANE!!! *does some stupid dance my friend made up* (all you really do is flail your arms around)
Uncle Bertie, can we have a ice cweam pwease?
ROLLING LIKE A BUFFALO!!!
Civics Class. 'nuff said.
You smell. You're really stinky.
Master has presented Dobby with Cake! Dobby is free!
"On May 1st, 2026, 'THE SCRIPT IS FINALLY DONE!!!"
It's so legal, that nobody ever wants to do it. Because it's just so legal. There's no fun in it. (Or) It's so illegal that everybody just has to do it. It's just so illegal like that. You just have to do it.
THIS PLACE SELLS FOOD?!?!
You look like the Once-ler!! Do something Once-ler-ey!! Go cut down a tree or something!!
Yes, that is just Steve in a costume.
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN.
Okay, that is a debatable definition of awesome.
AS WE SPEAK!
barges in through Erica's open front door* HEY ERICA, GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!
"Touche, good sir"
PAINTING CAMO, CAMO, CAMOUFLAGE!!
Slender. The movie. In 3D.
"MATT, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING!" "I HATE YOU, GO SWIM WITH SHARKS" "GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC" "MAYBE I WILL!"
Fly away pretty birdie! No sand mutation for you tonight!
Your breath smells like coffee.
"Hey Jackson, go sock the other drum major!"
"I BLAME DIABETES!!"
"Nick Swisher is not my boyfriend"
SLENDERMAN, SLENDERMAN. JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD MY HAND.
Eventually, Captain America threw his shield.
TOM. TOM. TOMMY. TOMMY. TOM.
"Wait, what about Loki?"
"JACKSON, WE HAD A DEAL!!"
"So, on the off chance that you care..."
You ever think REALLLLLLY hard about boredom?
"Here's a challenge! It's called find Nicky in the crowd!" *Virtually everyone in the crowd is wearing black while Nicky is in a bright yellow sweatshirt*
"Are you going to give us money, or what?"
THE ALL-KNOWING CASSIERE KNOWS ALL!!!!
Hot Trumpet Guy
I'D RATHER EAT RANDY.
Kyle's hat is evil. It needs to die. We need to burn it. And then sacrifice it to the Gods.
FISH. FISH. MOOOOOREEEEE FISH.
The Yard Sale.
VIOLINS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
"Wasn't Slenderman at Starbucks the other day?" "Yeah, I was wondering about that"
HEY, YOU'RE HOT! LET'S MATHEMATICALLY FIND OUT JUST HOW HOT YOU ARE!
"He bought a Nerf gun for 50c and resold it to Matt for $10. Talk about a business tycoon."
"What do 17 year old guys like? Wait never mind, don't answer that."
"WHOA, A WILD SHANK APPEARED!!!"
"You have my permission to kill Hot Trumpet Guy"
"It's just physics, how hard can it be?"
DOES INSURANCE COVER A MISSILE-INDUCED EARTH QUAKE?!
Ed is such a diva.
THE POWER OF THE MUSTACHE! IT CONVERTS PEOPLE!
"Don't make me start singing the drum cadence. You know I will"
Okay. *Grabs Ciylsib's epic fun* let's so this.
"STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE!"
"Do they even have unicorns on Asgard?" "Oh please, they practically invented unicorns on Asgard."
OH YA. OH YA. OH YA. OH YA.
"I want to hug you, but I feel like if I do, you'll kidnap me."
YOU'RE A PEACHY APPLE.
"From now on, we're calling Mr. A 'Fishmiser'"
ENJOYING THE MAYO.
"How long does Tom remember thongs?"
"A. E. I. O. U!!!"
"It tastes like artificial grass and burned clouds and death." "For the love of God, do not eat that thing"
Oh look, some circling birds. I bet you that THEY'RE GOING TO EAT OUR CORPSES! And then the worms will come out of the ground. And some other little critter's going to come and make furniture out of our bones. And sit on it. And have lovely dinners. ANNND THIS WHOLE THING WILL BE A DISASTER NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA...HAAAAANANANANANANANANANAAAAA
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshit. FUCK YO COUCH.
"Ed went all mom on me last night. He was yelling at me for not wearing my jacket when we all went outside."
"IMMA SLAP THE BITCH WHO PUNCHED MY TWIN."
High-class shawarma restaurant with a doorbell.
"Yeah, he fails at life."
JACK. U SO HOT. WHY U TURN INTO FACE OF BOE.
Anna is my Doctor Who buddy.
"This is why we can't talk about people with Mary. Because Mary just knows EVERYONE. She's like the biggest freaking social butterfly out there."
"HE'S WEARING THE SHIRT."
"I CAN NOT POSSIBLY EXPLAIN USING WORDS HOW MESSED UP YOUR MIND IS."
"That is not a coincidence. That can't POSSIBLY be a coincidence. That is fucking DESTINY right there."
UNIMPORTANT HAPPENINGS IN THE UNINTERESTING LIFE OF ROGUE
Chris and his magical grip tape.
"HOLY SHIT HE HAS THE GALAXY S3"
"Can we just take a moment to appreciate how my sweater looks like a size XXXL when Anastasia is wearing it?"
NOW WAIT JUST A DIDDLY-DARN MINUTE
"I just picture him in the sky, flapping his arms around. And then his sneaker falls off and kills someone." "Preferably Danny"
"But like seriously, how beautiful is Shank's profile?!"
HOLD ONTO YOUR MINUTE
"What's your middle name?"
"CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT CHRISTOPHER JOHN THE THE MOST ADORABLE NAME EVER??"
What happens at guard competitions, you ask? WHY, YOU MEET HOT GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN AND WEAR CAPTAIN AMERICA SWEATSHIRTS AND ARE TOTAL GENTLEMEN WHO AGREE TO HOLD YOU BRIDAL-STYLE AND LET YOU TAKE A PICTURE AS YOUR FRIENDS FANGIRL AROUND YOU. Then you find out he has a girlfriend. Then you find out that his girlfriend is your friend.
"If only your sister were as cool as you"
"How come every time you and Shank make out, it's when you're at Fisher's cafe?"
WHAT WOULD DAVID TENNANT THINK?!
Diabetic Cheese Whore with HIV
"SHANK AND ED ARE PROBABLY THE TWO GREATEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET"
"You don't know me yet, but you're my brother-in-law"
SHANK'S FLUFFY HAIR
"YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO MY ABORTION"
"The saxophones are the royal family of marching band"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID BUT I HEARD SEX PROSTITUTE PROSTITUTE"
These were the ingredients to make the perfect little girls, thus an extra ingredient was added. Chemical swagg. Thus creating the Swaggapuff girls.
"Wow, my status is popular today"
"I'M JUST GONNA SPAM YOU WITH MY NEWLY ACQUIRED KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THE LYRICS TO THRIFT SHOP"
"What he lacks in pancreas, he makes up in height"
ALL HAIR ANA
Swiggity swippin, Ocampo be trippin
YOU THERE BOI
"How do you even pronounce ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)"
Nice to meet you.
Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit's two kids.
I DO NOT KID ABOUT THE LORAX!!
Random conversations and stuff with my friends and me:
Jacqueline: I saw him today
Me: Does this guy look like the Once-ler, or does this guy look like the Once-ler?
Justin: Can you hold my clarinet for a second?
Me: Oh my God, that is an awesome car *it's a sort of old-fashioned car painted bright green*
Me: Well, have a nice day
Someone: What's your name in the play?
Me, Danny, Amanda, and Tiffany: Hey Kyle!
Danny: *pressing the buttons on his saxophone really loudly, even though we're not playing anything*
Kyle: Whoa, this school is really nice!
Connor: Altos! Get in a LINE!
While we were waiting for the cheerleaders to finish their dance so we could go on*
Nicole: Didn't you eat like, 4 hot dogs?
Me: WE ARE OFFICIALLY THE SAME PERSON.
Jacqueline: It looked like barf.
Everyone when Kyle walks into the band room: HEY KYYYYYYLLLLE!!!
Connie: Is there a guy named Tom in your band?
Me: HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIS TOYS. LEAVE HIM BE!!
Sydney: Go away, Mets fan. No one likes the Mets.
Ali: I don't like Jackson.
Me: Ed, we're going to have so much fun without you tonight.
Mr A: We'll start when it's quiet enough to hear a fish fart in here.
Me: *whisper* So, he walked in and I started fangirling.
Tommy: My glasses are getting fogged up from the soup.
Jacob: You WISH you were as hot as me.
Me: I died like, 6 times last night.
Elisa: If neither of us are married in 40 years, do you want to get married and move to New York City?
Mr. B: Let's make like a tree and leave.
Kyle: *pokes me on the arm*
Me: So Jordan started drawing me a picture of the Once-ler...
Me: *(failing at) twerking at guard*
Me: Well, you can shut your mustache.
At guard practice*
Jack: They called me "The Face of Boe"! *walks away*
Danny and Mayo: *talking about something/being stupid. Mayo does something particularly stupid*
Erica: With ... *whispers so Mayo doesn't hear* Shank...
Me: Emma likes Homestuck, right?
Me and Amanda: *loudly singing the opera part in our music for guard during band*
Me: *practicing my guard routine with this baton thing during gym*
Olivia: You ready to see him all dressed up tonight?
Tris: I'm Trista, remember? I do stupid shit and don't regret it.
Erica: Why is there a picture of Jesus in your newsfeed?
Erica: Getting a bloody nose makes you awesome? Let me just smash my face against a wall
Me: *watching Doctor Who. It's right at the part where David Tennant's Doctor is dying*
Me: *looking for a baby picture for my yearbook* Why don't you guys have entire albums of me like you do for Ali?
Erica: What even is diabetes? Like, you can't eat sugar?
Me: So I started watching Sherlock
Me: I really want to go to the Doctor Who experience in Wales, but there's only one problem.
Me: *On the phone with Giuliana* No, his name isn't really James Tyrone Elijah, and he isn't really black.
Me: I like your posters, they're very hipster
Shank: It's so weird!
Olivia: You should have entered that pageant for guys
Me: I don't want to creep him out!
Me: WHAT IF HE RESPONDS? WHAT DO I DO?!
Me: Should I be concerned that my laptop is literally falling apart?
Ed: So where are you going?
Shank and Ocampo talking*
Me: *walking to the place where the stage is at this street fair with my guitar*
Shank: *calls down the street and waves* HI DAD!!
Olivia: *to Justin* SINCE WHEN ARE YOU TALLER THAN ME?!
Ocampo: *driving a few of us home from choir* Anastasia, where do you live?
Me: Shank has a nice butt. Have you noticed?
Me: Ed, can I straighten your hair?
Olivia: Someone buy me food. ANASTASIA?
Mr. A: *lining us up for the Memorial Day parade* You're all cramped, take about four steps back.
Olivia: *as my mom is taking a picture of a few of us* SHANK, GET IN HERE
Me: AREN'T YOU THAT CHICK FROM THE THING?!
Me: Do people like to tie my shoes for me?
Me: He totally liked my status on Facebook.
Ocampo: Why the fuck are you there in the first place?
Olivia: Shank, it's your turn!
Kyle: *takes my hat and puts it on*
Shank: Guess who's getting a free Droid DNA?
Quotes from our awesome Hunger Games play!:
Me (Katniss): "It's the fuzz!"
"Let's get these interviews over with, my mom's making fried chicken and I want to be home before she hogs it all!" Danny as Ceasar Flickerman in our Hunger Games play.
"KATNISS, YOU IDIOT!!!" Camryn (Prim) After I (Katniss) volunteered for her. (Hunger Games play)
Me (Katniss): (At the feast) "OMG THRESH! Please kill me quickly."
Serena (Glimmer) after I dropped the tracker jacker nest on her: OMG! Get this thing off of me! EEEWWWW! My face!! My beautiful face, all covered in disgusting stings! EEEEWWWW!!!!
Camryn (Clove) after killing 15 second kid: YESSS!! I FINALLY GET TO KILL SOMEONE!!!
Michael (random kid from random District)*interviews: Hi, my name is... *Gets stabbed in the back by Camryn (Clove), and falls to the ground, dead*
Me *after noticing the Careers are nearby: This can't be good! Okay, calm down, just think. *start walking in a circle* Gotta run around and think. Gotta run around think. Gotta run around and think at the same.
Awesome Bloopers for Hunger Games play! (all of these really happened during rehearsals)
(On the train) Mayo (Haymitch): Here's some advice, stay ALIVE!! DUHHH!!! *starts laughting histerically*
(Also on the train, it's the same scene) Mayo: Here's some advice, stay ALIVE!!! DUHHH!!! *starts laughing histerically*
(Rue's death) Me: Deep in the meadow...
Caela 'a.k.a. Angel: She is my totally awesomely amazingly cool real-life BFFL and the best writer I know!
XXwhatshername21XX: Another real life BFFL! She is the awesomest, randomest, most Harry Potter/Billie Joe Armstrong obsessed person in the world!
Vampilla: LONG LIVE THE CRAP FICS! LOL anyway she is my really awesome rebel buddy! (I wonder if we're related? LOL Phinoex!)
Tybee10: DON'T EAT THE CAKE! Haha, she is totally funny. Literally, whenever she makes up her own scene for Panem's Next Top Model, I am rolling on the ground laughing! Best fanfic suggester ever!
justicelane2: I don't really know anything about her, but she is really awesome because she made my tribute win in her SYOT! Thanks! :D
Rebel Autumn Summer: You rock. 'nuff said. We can do our SYOT's if we want to! Who cares about Critics United?
And all of my SYOT submitters! I couldn't do the story without all of you! Loves and hugs!
If I forgot to put you and you're mad at me, I'll probably remember you soon and add you, so don't worry!
To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox,physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy, HungerGamesMaxRide,
A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
If a little girl ever pets a goat
When I toss some wood in the fire
The Capitol will cross my mind
I’ll always think of Glimmer
Whenever I watch a reality show
I swear to think of Cato
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
A poem By: Max
White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses
White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.
White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone
White is the color of angels’ wings and Angel’s wings
White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag
White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels
White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you are so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- wonder bread, someone’s underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-loving mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself
I WANT A GUY...
who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,
hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
Someone who would sing to me at random moments.
Who would let me sleep on his chest.
A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.
I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.
Someone who would let me gossip to him
and just smile and agree with everything I said.
He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then
KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.
Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.
He would take me to the park and
put his hands around my waist and
give me big bearhugs all the time.
He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.
And we'd make out in the pouring rain.
He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,
and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.
I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years
and COUNT STARS with me.
Who would stay home with me on a Friday night
just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.
Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,
who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.
But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading a book you've already read dozens of times, because you can't wait to know what happens in the end. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put this on your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love using exclamation marks copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!!!! :)
If it bothers you how people in the world these days judge before they get to know, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If the Mc Donald's clown scares the heck out of you copy and past this onto your profile.
If you've ever been so into a book that someone's thrown something at your face and you brushed it away like a speck of dust copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get yelled at by a sibling for playing guitar (or any other instrument) too much copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!
If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.
If your profile is way to long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you are soooooooo excited they're making a Hunger Games movie (I just hope it doesn't stink) copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
If you sometimes run home from school just so you can run into your room and sing your heart out and let your problems go copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you feel like you are often underestimated, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are in love with Daniel Radcliffe, copy and paste this into your profile. :D
Fun things to do on the elevator!
SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
SAY -DING at each floor.
WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone.
DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone.
ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers.
SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played.
STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it
WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days...""30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
ASK, "Did you feel that?"
TELL people that you can see their aura.
WHEN the doors close, announce to everybody, "It's okay, they close again"
SAY in a demonic voice, "I mist find a more suitable host body"
WEAR a long black cloak with a hood and in a deep voice announce, "It's time"
What do your friends describe you as?
A: The coolest bully in town
B: Brave although sometimes a little bit “too brave”
C: Extremely loyal
D: Very smart although a bit of a know-it-all and a bookworm
E: Very sly and cunning and determined to get what you want
F: Constantly pulling pranks, very funny, and a “class clown”
G: Sporty, popular, the list of compliments goes on and on...
H: Obsessed with following rules, and a bit of a goody-goody
J: Made fun of, despised by many, and always longing for revenge
K: Kind and strong, although a little bit on the crazy side
L: Obsessed with how you look and with gossip
M: Pure evil
N: Always nervous, although loyal
O: Constantly seeking fun, even if it means breaking the rules
P: Dreamy and a wee bit loony
Q: Very forgetful, although brave
R: Dedicated to sports
If you went to Hogwarts, what would be your goal for the school term?
A: What’s Hogwarts?
B: Capture an evil lord and discover a secret, even though it isn’t my job or business
C: Get on the Quidditch team so that I can carry on the family name
D: Get the best grades, and read, read, READ!!
E: Play nasty tricks on my enemy
F: Play tricks and open a joke shop
G: Find a new boyfriend/ girlfriend after I dumped my last one
H: Become Head Boy/ Girl
I: Show everyone how cool I am (again)
J: Get revenge
K: Keep everything orderly while being fair
L: Lean as much gossip as I can and chill with my boyfriend/girlfriend
M: World domination
N: Do everything that my master tells me to do
O: Have fun breaking rules
P: Read the Quibbler and day dream
Q: Try to become less forgetful and to not get a Howler
R: Lead my Quidditch team to victory
How do you normally dress (if you were a witch or a wizard)?
A: Muggle clothes (size XXXL)
B: Normal robes but a little bit messy
C: Hand me down
D: Normal robes kept neat and tidy
E: Only the finest, for my father makes so much money!!
F: Well, business had been booming so I treated myself to the finest dragon skin jacket
G: Just normal robes
H: I wear normal robes, compare to the horrible sweater my Mum made for me
I: I only wear the coolest clothes, no matter what others say about them
J: Long black sweeping robes
K: Long blue robes with crescent moons on them
L: Well, let’s just say that if I were headmaster, the dress code would be a lot different! All girls in bikinis and mini skirts and guys always shirtless!
M: Long black cloak
N: Whatever my master tells me to wear
O: Fine robes, for my family is wealthy, although I despise them
P: Sparkly silver robes, vegetables as earrings, and strange glasses (others call it eccentric, I call it unique).
Q: Robes with messed up potion spilled on them
R: Quidditch robes of course!!
Where is your favorite place in the Wizarding World?
A: I don’t know that many places, but Honeydukes rules!!
B: The Burrow
C: Oh, I don’t know, maybe the Gryffindor [Ravenclaw] Common Room, or Hogsmeade
D: The library!
E: My fancy mansion
F: Filch’s office (I have made it my home)
G: Anywhere that involves Quittage and all of my pals
H: My office at the Ministry where I am with my boss
I: Anywhere where I can show off my coolness
J: Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom (with me teaching)
K: In my office where I can help others and be with my pet bird
L: The Slytherin Common Room
M: Anywhere that I can be evil, and with my followers all around me
N: Anywhere that my master is
O: Anywhere but my family’s house
P: With an odd and mysterious animal
Q: I thought of a favorite place once, but I forgot it
R: The Quidditch pitch
What is your slogan?
A: “I’m hungry”
B: “I know it’s dangerous, but I have to do it”
C: “Bloody [insert word here] (or even more foul language)”
D: “To the library”
E: “Purebloods rule”
F: “Don’t worry, it’s just a bit of fun”
G: “I love Harry Potter!”
H: “Well, my boss says...”
I: “No, I don’t need a haircut”
J: “Ah, the famous Harry Potter...” in a mocking voice
K: Nitwit! Bludder! Oddment! Tweak! (Or anything else that is odd)
L: “OMG! Did you hear yet?”
N: “Y-y-yes M-m-master"
O: “You remind me so much of your father”
P: “...yes, of course they exist...”
Q: “I forgot”
R: “Are you coming to sports team practice?”
What animal are you most like?
A: A glutinous pig
B: A brave stag
C: A playful and loyal terrier
D: A clever otter
E: A sly snake
F: A cheeky monkey
G: A lovable, playful, smart, and cute kitten
H: An annoying magpie
I: A cool and good looking peacock
J: A smart, although sometimes sly and mean raven
K: A strong and brave phoenix
L: A prissy, girly poodle
M: A huge, super-mega-ultra evil snake
N: A scared, quiet, and gullible mouse
O: A loyal and danger hungry dog
P: A dreamy long-eared rabbit
Q: A brave and loyal beagle
R: An animal? There aren’t any animals in Quidditch!
For Christmas, if you could have anything, you would most like?
B: A fast broomstick
E: All mudbloods gone
F: A joke shop
G: A position on the Quittage team
H: To become Minister of Magic
I: A really hot girl/guy
J: Revenge on my enemies
K: The Hogwarts Houses to get along
L: New clothes and make-up
M: World domination
N: My master to be pleased with me
O: Freedom from my family
Q: A rare and exotic plant
R: For my team to win
If you were the age for the Yule Ball, whom would you go with?
A: I wouldn’t go with anyone because I would spend the whole time eating!
B: Someone I managed to get at the last minute after embarrassing myself in front of my crush
C: Someone my friend got for me at the last minute after I embarrassed myself in front of someone who is way too hot and popular for me
D: A Quidditch player who’d been admiring me for a while
E: Someone in Slytherin
F: Someone who really likes to have a wild and good time!!
G: I am popular so I got asked by a lot of different people
H: A smart prefect
I: I am so cool that I got asked a lot
J: No one asked me. I’m a loner
K: Someone brave and smart like me
L: My crush! Obnoxious high-pitched giggle
M: No one loves me for I am too evil!
N: Someone who my master would pick for me; which would be no one, so I’d go alone
O: I’ve got good looks so I got asked a lot
P: Everyone finds me a bit eccentric and I wasn’t asked; but that’s okay
Q: Amazingly after I did a lot of asking, I found someone!
R: I would bring my Quidditch broom; my one true love
Which organization would you belong to?
A: I don’t go to a freak school with freak clubs for freaks like you! FREAK!
B: Dumbledore’s Army; I live for fighting evil
C: Dumbledore’s Army; I have some friends in the club and I like fighting evil
D: S.P.E.W.!! House-elves need rights!!
E: The Inquisitorial Squad; getting others in trouble is my thing!
F: The Dueling Club; it is hilarious seeing Lockheart fall flat on his back!
G: Dumbledore’s Army; I have some awesome hexes!
H: I would want to work for the Ministry of Magic of course!
I: The Order; everyone I know joined so I might as well join too
J: I would probably join multiple organizations and work as a double agent
K: The Order; fighting evil is what I must do!
L: Anything my crush joins really obnoxious high pitched giggling
M: Death Eaters of course. I AM EVIL!!
N: Anything my master would want me to join
O: The Order; I want to help
P: Dumbledore’s Army; the only people who seem to like me
Q: The Power Rangers!! No, wait, that’s not an option? Then I guess I would choose Dumbledore’s Army
R: THE QUIDDITCH TEAM!!
What do you think of Harry Potter? (The person, not the movies/ books)
A: He’s fun to bully
B: He seems pretty brave and nice
C: He would make a very good friend
D: He’s very brave and nice, but should try harder in class
E: I hate the filthy little half-blood!
F: He is a nice kid but needs a bigger sense of humor
G: I totally have the world's biggest crush on him! He would so be my boyfriend!
H: He’s rebellious and people with good sense should stay away from him
I: He’s not as cool as me
J: He’s following in his dad’s footsteps for sure!
K: He’s a good student, brave, and a favorite of mine
L: He takes the spotlight away from Draco
M: Must kill Harry... must kill Harry...
N: I don’t know... He seems like a good kid but...
O: I love him like a son! He’s brave and nice.
P: He seems very nice
Q: I look up to him and hope to be brave like him someday
R: He’s a really good Seeker but needs to make Quidditch higher on his priority list
Now look back at your answers and count up how many of each letter you picked (how many A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.). Then you can look bellow and see which character has the same personality as you!
If you answered mostly...
A’s: You are most like Dudley Dursley! Congratulations! You are a muggle who loves to eat! You may have a bad attitude and be a bully, but under all of that fat you still do have a heart. Dudley is a muggle, he doesn’t go to Hogwarts, and his friends include the boys in his gang. Good Job!
B’s: You are most like Harry Potter! Congratulations! You are brave, heroic, and kind! You sometimes suffer from teen angst and tend to get so wrapped up in your own matters that you can’t focus on anything else. You also like to mess with other people’s business. Harry is in Gryffindor and his best friends are Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley! You are most attracted to people like Ginny Weasley! Good Job!
C’s: You are most like Ron Weasley! Congratulations! You are brave, loyal, and a good friend! Although, sometimes you have a bad attitude and a bad temper. You tend to hold grudges against people you don’t like, but you are still a loyal and great friend. You also suffer from jealousy. Ron is in Gryffindor and his best friends are Harry Potter and Hermione Granger! You are most attracted to people like Hermione Granger! Good Job!
D’s: You are most like Hermione Granger! Congratulations! You are brave, intelligent, and a good friend. You are a bookworm and know-it-all, but are still a nice person. You are so smart, but besides being intelligent you are a great friend with a kind and considerate heart. You find it important to fight for the rights of those who are weak and need help. Hermione is in Gryffindor and her best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley! You are most attracted to people like Ron Weasley! Good Job!
E’s: You are most like Draco Malfoy! Congratulations! You are sly and smart. Although many may call you evil, you still can be nice when the moment is right. You are rich and enjoy basking in your wealth. You often get angry and enjoy teasing others who are poorer or weaker than you. You are a bit of a bully to those who you don’t like. Be careful, you may get yourself into trouble with a personality like yours. Draco is in Slytherin and his best friends are Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle! You are most attracted to people like Pansy Parkinton! Good Job!
F’s: You are most like Fred and George Weasley! Congratulations! You are the ultimate prankster with a huge sense of humor! You enjoy jokes and you love to laugh! You aren’t too concerned about how people see you, you just care that you have a good time! Often you will get on others nerves and are constantly in detention. Even though you joke a lot, you are still very brave. Fred and George are in Gryffindor and their best friends are each other and Lee Jordan! You are most attracted to people like Angelina Johnson! Good Job!
G’s: You are most like Ginny Weasley! Congratulations! You are considerate, caring, popular, sweet, and athletic. You are popular due to your kind and sweet nature. You are constantly dumping and getting new boyfriends, and you tend to get lots of crushes. You are kind to everyone and you are also brave. Ginny is in Gryffindor and she is popular with many friends which include Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood! You are most attracted to people like Harry Potter! Good Job!
H’s: You are most like Percy Weasley! Congratulations! You are extremely studious and love your studies. You are a bit rule obsessed and a bit power hungry. This need for power may lead you to stray away from your family. Although others may tease you about being as studious and rule-obsessed as you are, you are still brave. Percy is in Gryffindor and a friend of his is Penelope Clearwater! You are most attracted to people like Penelope Clearwater! Good Job!
I’s: You are most like Bill Weasley! Congratulations! You are the king of cool! You are a bit of a chick-magnet and are described as good looking. If you were to describe yourself with one word it would be: cool. Bill Weasley was in Gryffindor and one of his friends is Fleur Delacour! You are most attracted to people like Fleur Delacour! Good Job!
J’s: You are most like Severus Snape! Congratulations! You are often sly, mean, and revenge hungry. You are still very intelligent and you have a very soft heart. You tend to be unfair and mean to others. Severus was in Slytherin and one of his friends was Lily Potter! You are most attracted to people like Lily Potter! Good Job!
K’s: You are most like Albus Dumbledore! Congratulations! You are wise and want others to get along. Many may say that you are a bit kooky, but you are still liked by most. You are brave and like to fight for what is right. Albus was in Gryffindor and he did become the headmaster of Hogwarts and one of his friends was Grindewald! Good Job!
L’s: You are most like Pansy Parkington! Congratulations! You are sly, mean, and a gossiper. You love hanging out with your boyfriend who you utterly adore and you are very much a girly girl. You are sly and mean and hate everything your boyfriend hates. You love gossip and always love to learn more. Pansy is in Slytherin and one of her friends is Draco Malfoy! You are most attracted to people like Draco Malfoy! Good Job!
M's: You are most like Lord Voldemort! Congratulations! You are pure evil and cause fear in all those that you run into! You have an amazing ability of manipulation! Your hobbies include trying to kill Harry and murdering hundreds of innocent people. Now, most people are not like this (if you really are like this, you shouldn't be on fanfiction.net, you should be in an asylum), so to get your probably more accurate results, look at the results for mostly F's. Voldemort was in Slytherin and he didn't really have a friend, but he had his followers the death eaters! Good Job!
N's: You are most like Peter Pettigrew! Congratulations! You are rather wimpy and easily manipulated. You are also a loyal follower than your superiors can easily rely on. You enjoy (well, probably not enjoy) doing your master's bidding. Peter was in Gryffindor and his friends were Voldemort (not exactly a friend), James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black. Good Job!
O's: You are most like Sirius Black! Congratulations! You are brave, risk taking, and a mischief-maker! You love pranking, although you can sometimes be a bit of a bully. Most of all you are brave and love to take risks. Also, you are very attractive. Sirius was in Gryffindor and his friends included James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. Good Job!
P's: You are most like Luna Lovegood! Congratulations! You are intelligent and wise. You are also loyal and a great friend. Some people may not like you because you are a bit loony and eccentric, but you really are kind and love animals. Luna is in Ravenclaw and her friends included Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom. Good Job!
Q's: You are most like Neville Longbottom! Congratulations! You are extremely loyal, and some may think you aren't, you are very brave. You tend to forget almost everything, but your loyalty and bravery make up for this flaw. At times you can be a little bit dorky. Neville is in Gryffindor and his friends include Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Luna Lovegood. Good Job!
R's: You are most like Oliver Wood. Congratulations! Although a minor character, you are an amazing athlete. Sports are you life and you are very good at them. Some times you may need to be reminded that there is life outside of sports. Oliver is in Gryffindor and his friends include his fellow Quidditch team members and his broomstick! Good Job!
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When... (Bold are ones I've done)
1. You’re friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
How to know if you are obsessed with the Hunger Games!!! :D (bold are me :)
1. Whenever you are having any kind of competition, you state the rules, and then say "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
My (awesome) Hunger Games SYOT tributes!
Anastasia Moore (13, Female) District 12
Marina Fortoul (15, Female) District 4
Paisley Quillen (14, Female) District 8
Starzie Glora (17, Female) District 1
Glow Mane (18, Male) District 1
Narcissa Kayland (14, Female) District 7
Jaylan McCarty (17, Male) District 8
Giles Frazier (13, Male) District 3
Kieran Capelli (15, Male) District 7
My (also awesome) Maximum Ride SYOFM mutant!
Alelia Crescent (12) Bird mutant
Wow, I'm really surprised you made it all the way down here. If you haven't bored yourself to death yet, congratulations! PM me if you actually read through all that. You have survived what I think is one of the longest profiles on fanfiction. You have earned... a virtual cookie--> (:)
You know what, we might as well have a whole feast of virtual food!
What?? Phineas, Ferb and Perry aren't showing up! Oh well, I guess they're off on some sort of adventure and they have no time for us.
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF!!!
Harry Potter in 99 seconds lyrics! (look it up on youtube!)
There once was a boy named Harry
Yo harry, you're a wizard
(Chamber of secrets)
(Prisoner Of Azkaban)
(Goblet Of Fire)
(Order of the phoenix)
This is the colour song, come on sing along.
This is the colour blue
This is the colour song, come on sing along.
This is the colour red
This is the colour song, come on sing along.
This is the colour yellow
This is the colour song, come on sing along
Spinning trees, snow falling
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally.
Well, there's a principle of nature that almost every creature knows
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
Well, there's a principle in business that everybody knows is sound
Let me hear you say smogulous smoke! (Smogulous smoke!)
Come on, how bad can this possibly be?
All the customers are buying!
And I need a bigger office. I need a bigger chair.
Because I'm biggering!
See, now THAT'S why you're biggering!
A company's an animal that's trying to survive.
I won't stop!
And the customers are buying
Who cares if some things are dying?
I've got a cramp in my back, and another cramp in my right rump cheek...
You and I will have separate grandchildren and we will say to them-
Melvin look I'm playing my guitar upside down!
Ahem, oh wait I forgot the words...na-na-na-naaaaaaa
You ever think REALLLLLLY hard about boredom?
Is that annoying?
Look its some circling birds, I bet you that they're going to EAT OUR CORPSES.
ANNND THIS WHOLE THING WILL BE A DISASTER
I said remember this moment, in the back of my mind
Long live the walls we crashed through
I said remember this feeling
Long live the walls we crashed through
Hold on to spinning around
Will you take a moment, promise me this
Long live the walls we crashed through