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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2807601, Profile Updated: 09-10-13
Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

Welp, this is my profile.


Okay, this ought to be fun.

I need to delete everything on here and re-write it all in a less stupid way, but sadly, I'm too lazy at the moment. Painting my nails like the Avengers and listening to Taylor Swift. Fun, fun. So I guess I'll put the edits next to it in parentheses or something.

I need to fix this whole profile. One of these days I'm just doing to delete EVERYTHING and make it all better.

If anyone I know in real life ever finds this, I am completely screwed. I might as well just say goodbye to my life : P

I need to stop typing "lol" into random sentences. Like "I'm in love with The Avengers, lol talk to me about it! lol! Lol!!! LLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"

This profile is so long, that when I go to add more, I'm never quite sure where to put it. -_-

Wow, I barely go on this site anymore. I have to get back into this stuff...

Or maybe not, I just read a really weird fic and remembered why I don't come on anymore.

IMPORTANT!!! Most of my stories are either on (a very long) hiatus, or completely abandoned. Please be patient.

I'm not telling you my name. (Just call me Long Live) Or my age. (Somewhere between 10 and 110) Or where I live. (You've probably never even heard of the town anyway, unless you live there...STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY PEOPLE. I COME ON THIS SITE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU *coughcoughALKER-STAYcoughcough*) Basically, what's below is all you get.

I have long curly brown hair and brown eyes and I have tan skin. Im really skinny and kind of average height. I also wear glasses, just add that to the whole marching band/comic book reader persona that I have gotten myself into. I regret nothing.

Books I love: (In no specific order, just really the order I read them in)

The Hunger Games

Maximum Ride

Among The Hidden

Freak The Mighty


Harry Potter


Hush, Hush

Mortal Instruments

The Help


I finally read Twilight. I hated it. I don't understand how people enjoy it.

I hate people who report stories of people who never did anything wrong to them. You have no idea how much I want to punch them in the face.

I love Niggy. I REALLY REALLY LOVE Niggy! For all of you Eggy/Nazzy lovers; seriously? What about that makes sense to you? Neither of them work at all. From the very beginning of the first book, I just knew that Nudge and Iggy were perfect for each other, I even thought sometimes that they were in love, they just never fully expressed it. NEVER did me or anyone I know even think about Eggy or Nazzy. EVER! I was DEVASTATED when JP but Iggy and stupid Ella together! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! NIGGY DOES!! Sorry if this seems like a giant rant, but I feel very strongly about this topic.

I'm serious. No matter how good a fic seems, if it says "Eggy" or "Nazzy" or "Fudge" or "Miggy" or whatever! I will probably never read it.

Now that that's done with, I love singing/writing songs (even though they are all terrible/never even finished) and reading and I play the saxophone and the guitar. But I want to learn to play the piano also.

Im very wierd, like VERY wierd. I point out the randomest things ever. I pointed out how cool the ceiling fan looked once in a pizzaria.

I also love acting and I really want to get an audition to be Nudge in the Maximum Ride movie (I'm kind of getting a bit old to play the part, so hurry up and start casting -_-)



Yeah, it's amazing. I've seen it twice, and read a bunch of the comic books, and I even painted my nails each like a different Avenger. They came out AWESOME thankyouverymuch. Seriously, I'm in love. If I could marry the Avengers, I would. The second time I saw it (with my friends) we walked into the cinema, I saw a giant Avengers poster, and I just stood there and hugged it. They took a picture of me. During the credits, I literally read every name out loud and said "I love you" to each one, until we had to leave. (I love you Robert Downey Jr. I love you Chris Evans. I love you Chris Hemsworth. I love you Mark Ruffalo. I love you Scarlett Johansson. I love you Jeremy Renner. I love you Tom Hiddleston.) This went on through the entire cast and other producers and designers and stuff until my friends got annoyed.


I am also just slightly completely and totally in love with Captain America. No big deal.

A lot of people think im crazy for this but I love the rain. I love just walking outside and gettng wet, I also love the way the air smells and the pavement looks after it has just rained, some people think the rain is depressing but I just love it.

I am NOT a sports person. When people start to talk about "last night's game" or whatever, it seems like a totally different language. I usually pick my favorite teams based on who my friends/family like.

I tend to get overly obsessed with something. Sometimes they go away quickly, but most of the time, I have a very unhealthy obsession with it.

I like a lot of random TV shows that most of my friends have probably never even heard of. ec. Royal Pains, Psych, The Middle, How I Met Your Mother, Warehouse 13, The Big Bang Theory, the Watcher etc.

I hate words that end in the letter B. It just annoys me so much. Words like cherub, superb, cob, Etc.

A bunch of my friends and I made a Hunger Games play for literature class. Let's just say it isn't EXACTLY how the book goes. (It's nothing like the book) I have some quotes from it down below! (I was Katniss!)

I'm a Ravenclaw all the way! (Despite this profile, I'm actually a very thoughtful and intelligent person. At least I'd like to think so.) Everyone is always like "OMG I'm defs a Gryffindor!" You know what? Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw need some love too! I'm sure that I'm Ravenclaw, I've taken multiple tests, now I'm just waiting for Pottermore to open up so I can confirm it! (Yep, Ravenclaw on Pottermore as well)

I am in Marching Band now. It's probably the best thing ever.

I am horribly, desperately, amazingly in love with Daniel Radcliffe. He is just so beautiful, and an amazing actor, singer, etc. I have been wanting to see him in How to Succeed (Sorry, that ship has sailed) for a long time, and I'm eagerly waiting for the Woman in Black to come out! (I saw it a while ago, and I bought it on DVD. I've watched it 5 times.) I'm atually meeting him this Tuesday, I'M SO EXCITED!! This is how the night is probably going to go:

Me: *Waiting outside the stage door for 4 hours*
Neil the Security Guard: Dan will be coming out soon!
Crowd: YAY!
Me: *Waiting some more*
Dan: *finally walks out*
Dan: *signing something for a person standing next to me*
Me: H-Hi Dan!
Dan: Hey!
Me: *Dies*(or at least unconcious for several hours)

Okay, so I DID meet Dan, and as much as I would love to tell you what I did for the 4 hours, I'm just going to tell you what actually happened when he came out:

Me: *waiting outside the stage door for 4 hours and somehow sneaked into the front*
Some guy:Dan will be out soon! (or something along those lines)
Dan: *walks out, and begins signing on the other side*
Me: *sees the back of his head and starts hyperventilating*
Dan: *turns his head and laughs at something some security guard said*
Me: *sees his face and pathetically starts crying*
Dan: *walks over to me and signs my magazine*
Me: Thank you so much!! *Still crying, I must have looked retarded to him*
Dan: *looks at me and smiles, then moves onto the annoying girl next to me*
Me: O.M.G. *fangirly stuff, cried for 2 hours before I start to calm down*

Yeah, I'm pathetic :P

My life is very...weird to say the least.

Sooooooooooo Yeah!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Random insiders:

Well bust my buttons!!!

Its all about Angel, Angel, Angel!


Peace, around the world, for generations :)

That's blood baby, don't worry I KNOW A GUY!!



CALL 1-800-JUSTIN, JUSTIN WILL SOLVE YOUR RUBIX CUBE! today! (Don't call this, its not a real number.)

DO THE JANE!!! *does some stupid dance my friend made up* (all you really do is flail your arms around)


Uncle Bertie, can we have a ice cweam pwease?


Civics Class. 'nuff said.

You smell. You're really stinky.


Master has presented Dobby with Cake! Dobby is free!


"On May 1st, 2026, 'THE SCRIPT IS FINALLY DONE!!!"

It's so legal, that nobody ever wants to do it. Because it's just so legal. There's no fun in it. (Or) It's so illegal that everybody just has to do it. It's just so illegal like that. You just have to do it.


You look like the Once-ler!! Do something Once-ler-ey!! Go cut down a tree or something!!


Yes, that is just Steve in a costume.


Okay, that is a debatable definition of awesome.



barges in through Erica's open front door* HEY ERICA, GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!

"Touche, good sir"


Slender. The movie. In 3D.


Fly away pretty birdie! No sand mutation for you tonight!


Your breath smells like coffee.

"Hey Jackson, go sock the other drum major!"


"Nick Swisher is not my boyfriend"


Eventually, Captain America threw his shield.


Dr. Chris

"Wait, what about Loki?"


"So, on the off chance that you care..."

You ever think REALLLLLLY hard about boredom?

"Here's a challenge! It's called find Nicky in the crowd!" *Virtually everyone in the crowd is wearing black while Nicky is in a bright yellow sweatshirt*


"Are you going to give us money, or what?"


Hot Trumpet Guy


Kyle's hat is evil. It needs to die. We need to burn it. And then sacrifice it to the Gods.


The Yard Sale.


"Wasn't Slenderman at Starbucks the other day?" "Yeah, I was wondering about that"


"He bought a Nerf gun for 50c and resold it to Matt for $10. Talk about a business tycoon."

"What do 17 year old guys like? Wait never mind, don't answer that."


"You have my permission to kill Hot Trumpet Guy"


"It's just physics, how hard can it be?"


Ed is such a diva.


"Don't make me start singing the drum cadence. You know I will"


Okay. *Grabs Ciylsib's epic fun* let's so this.


"Do they even have unicorns on Asgard?" "Oh please, they practically invented unicorns on Asgard."




"I want to hug you, but I feel like if I do, you'll kidnap me."


"From now on, we're calling Mr. A 'Fishmiser'"


"How long does Tom remember thongs?"

"A. E. I. O. U!!!"

"It tastes like artificial grass and burned clouds and death." "For the love of God, do not eat that thing"

Oh look, some circling birds. I bet you that THEY'RE GOING TO EAT OUR CORPSES! And then the worms will come out of the ground. And some other little critter's going to come and make furniture out of our bones. And sit on it. And have lovely dinners. ANNND THIS WHOLE THING WILL BE A DISASTER NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA...HAAAAANANANANANANANANANAAAAA

Brother husbands


13 years.



Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshit. FUCK YO COUCH.

"Ed went all mom on me last night. He was yelling at me for not wearing my jacket when we all went outside."


High-class shawarma restaurant with a doorbell.

"Yeah, he fails at life."


Anna is my Doctor Who buddy.


"This is why we can't talk about people with Mary. Because Mary just knows EVERYONE. She's like the biggest freaking social butterfly out there."




"That is not a coincidence. That can't POSSIBLY be a coincidence. That is fucking DESTINY right there."


Chris and his magical grip tape.


"Can we just take a moment to appreciate how my sweater looks like a size XXXL when Anastasia is wearing it?"


"I just picture him in the sky, flapping his arms around. And then his sneaker falls off and kills someone." "Preferably Danny"


"But like seriously, how beautiful is Shank's profile?!"


"What's your middle name?"


What happens at guard competitions, you ask? WHY, YOU MEET HOT GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN AND WEAR CAPTAIN AMERICA SWEATSHIRTS AND ARE TOTAL GENTLEMEN WHO AGREE TO HOLD YOU BRIDAL-STYLE AND LET YOU TAKE A PICTURE AS YOUR FRIENDS FANGIRL AROUND YOU. Then you find out he has a girlfriend. Then you find out that his girlfriend is your friend.

"If only your sister were as cool as you"

"How come every time you and Shank make out, it's when you're at Fisher's cafe?"


Diabetic Cheese Whore with HIV


"You don't know me yet, but you're my brother-in-law"

Electric ukulele


Hoppy Dick


"The saxophones are the royal family of marching band"


These were the ingredients to make the perfect little girls, thus an extra ingredient was added. Chemical swagg. Thus creating the Swaggapuff girls.


"Wow, my status is popular today"



"What he lacks in pancreas, he makes up in height"


Dicks everywhere.


Swiggity swippin, Ocampo be trippin


"How do you even pronounce ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)"


Nice to meet you.

Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit's two kids.


Random conversations and stuff with my friends and me:

Jacqueline: I saw him today
Me: So?
J: He was just sitting there, like, reading
Me: So? That means he's smart
J: It was like, a math textbook or something
Me: So? That means he cares about school
J: That's weird
Me: You won't be saying that in 2026 when I'm rich
J: But you'll spend it all on like, his health problems *makes some weird gesture as if to say that he's fat*
Me: ...He's not fat... and he doesn't have health problems...
Me: ...I'll still be rich

Me: Does this guy look like the Once-ler, or does this guy look like the Once-ler?
Marisa: *nods* The Once-ler!
Daniela: Oh my God, you weren't kidding.

Justin: Can you hold my clarinet for a second?
Me: Sure... this thing is so weird!
J: What do you mean?
Me: It's just really... weird
J: And your saxophone isn't weird?
Me: No, my saxophone is perfectly normal. The buttons on this thing are strange...
J: *grabs my saxophone and starts pushing the buttons* You're right, the clarinet buttons are weird...

Me: Oh my God, that is an awesome car *it's a sort of old-fashioned car painted bright green*
Shank: Is it the car you like or just the color?
Me: both, it's just really awesome
S: You know what else is awesome?
Me: What?
S: Me.
Me: Sure, Shank.
*continuation of sorts*
People: *talking about Nutella*
Me: Nutella is the greatest thing ever.
Shank: You know what's the greatest thing ever?
Me: *sigh* What?
Sk: ME
Me: Okay, you keep thinking that.
S: *nods* Glad you agree with me!
Me: *facepalm*

Me: Well, have a nice day
Sydney: Don't tell me what to do
Me: Then have the day you have

Someone: What's your name in the play?
Me: Pandora
Me: ...Sure
Erica: No, she's a radio!
Me: ...
Someone else who I forget: Isn't she like, a bracelet?
Me: Yes. Yes, I am a bracelet.

Me, Danny, Amanda, and Tiffany: Hey Kyle!
Kyle: Yeah?
MDAT: Hey Kyle!
Kyle: What?
MDAT: Shake your booty!
Kyle: No.

Danny: *pressing the buttons on his saxophone really loudly, even though we're not playing anything*
Me: Can you please stop that?
Danny: *turns around to see Shank staring at him*
Shank: REALLY?! What a concept!

Kyle: Whoa, this school is really nice!
*We all look in the windows*
Me: Whoa, yeah it is!
Kyle: It seems so bright and friendly!
Danny: Even though people get shot in this town?
Kyle: Exactly! That's why it's so weird that they have such a nice school!
Me: At our school it's like "WHERE'S SLENDERMAN?!?"

Connor: Altos! Get in a LINE!
Shank: Are you as straight as a circle, Connor?
Connor: ...You have diabetes
Shank: Touche, good sir

While we were waiting for the cheerleaders to finish their dance so we could go on*
Me: The high school cheerleaders are so boring.
Sydney: Are you going to keep doing cheering in high school?
Me: No, I'm sticking with marching band.
Sydney and Amanda: *stare at me with their mouths open*
Amanda: You have converted.
Sydney: It's a really big deal when you convert from cheering to marching band
Amanda: It's like a religion.
*both nod*

Nicole: Didn't you eat like, 4 hot dogs?
Shank: 6 actually.
Me: Oh, lovely.
Shank: Yeah, now my stomach hurts.
Nicole: Free hot dogs are worth it.
Shank: Definitely worth it.
Me: ...
Me: So are you going to give us money, or what?
Shank: Pshh, no. I don't have any money.


Jacqueline: It looked like barf.
Me: It looked beautiful, okay?

Everyone when Kyle walks into the band room: HEY KYYYYYYLLLLE!!!
Kyle: SHUT UP!!

Connie: Is there a guy named Tom in your band?
Me: Yes, there is actually!
C: OMG is he hot?
Me: Umm... it depends on what you like...
C: What does he look like?
Me: Umm, he has... brown hair, and... I don't know
Me: -_- I have to go.

Ed: ...Define "toys"

Sydney: Go away, Mets fan. No one likes the Mets.
Alvarez: It's just a blanket!

Ali: I don't like Jackson.
Me: Nobody does.

Me: Ed, we're going to have so much fun without you tonight.
Mr. Sicilian: *laughs* feeling the love, Ed?
Ed: I'm feeling something, it sure ain't love.

Mr A: We'll start when it's quiet enough to hear a fish fart in here.
Me: ... Do fish fart?
Shank: No, they don't. I learned that on Wikipedia, actually, which means it's probably not true.

Me: *whisper* So, he walked in and I started fangirling.
Amanda: Of course you did!
Nick: (who was behind us) Wait, did you just say "Nick shut up, FUCK"?
Me: No...
Nick: Okay, that's what I heard.

Tommy: My glasses are getting fogged up from the soup.
Me: I hate when that happens. I just want to like, kill someone. ...Preferably Kyle.
Kyle: Wait, WHAT?!

Jacob: You WISH you were as hot as me.
Shank: You WISH you had diabetes.
Everyone: ...

Me: I died like, 6 times last night.
Melanie: You died 6 times?
Me: Yes.
Melanie: ...
Me: Like, died of feels.
Melanie: OHHH!!

Elisa: If neither of us are married in 40 years, do you want to get married and move to New York City?
Me: ...Sure why not!
Elisa: I thought you were going to take that really weirdly xD

Mr. B: Let's make like a tree and leave.
Me: Let's make like a Once-ler and cut down some damn trees, beaver.
Mr. B: ...

Kyle: *pokes me on the arm*
Mr. Friend: ... Wow. "Peasant." That's not very nice.
Me: *facepalm*

Me: So Jordan started drawing me a picture of the Once-ler...
Me: Well then.

Me: *(failing at) twerking at guard*
Amanda: Shank just walked in.
Me: No, he didn't.
Amanda: Yes he did. *cups hand to make it sound like her voice is by the door, and mimics his voice* DIABETES.
Me: ...
Amanda: ...
Me: ...
Amanda: ...
Me: It's sad because it's true.

Me: Well, you can shut your mustache.
Praise: ... I don't have a mustache

At guard practice*
Some guy: *opens the door and looks in, then leaves*
Me: Ew, a person. -_-
Michelle: What if it was Shank?
Me: Ooh, a person ;)

Jack: They called me "The Face of Boe"! *walks away*
Doctor: *starts freaking out*
Martha: *starts freaking out*
Me: *Starts freaking out*
Me: *dies*

Danny and Mayo: *talking about something/being stupid. Mayo does something particularly stupid*
Me: Mayo just fails at life.
Gabi: ...He really does.

Erica: With ... *whispers so Mayo doesn't hear* Shank...
Me: It's okay, Mayo knows.
Me: Yeah, I told him like forever ago. Where have you been?
Me: No...
Erica: Okay.
Mayo: ... Wait, what do I know about?
Both of us: Nothing.
Erica: You know nothing.
Me: Absolutely nothing. *walk away and leave him confused*

At band*
Jackson: *walks in*
Amanda: *to me* Hey!
Me: What?
Amanda: *Gestures to Jackson*
Me: ...?
Amanda: Look!
Me: Yeah, it's Jackson, so what?
Amanda: He's just here!
Me: ...Is that supposed to mean something to me? Am I supposed to be interested or something?
Amanda: OH GOD NO!

Me: Emma likes Homestuck, right?
Jacqueline: Yeah
Emma: *walks over to us* (Keep in mind, I've never spoken to the girl in my life)
Me: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshit.
Emma: ...
Jacqueline: ...
Emma: ... What did I do to you?
Me: ...
Emma: ...
Jacqueline: ...

Me and Amanda: *loudly singing the opera part in our music for guard during band*
Mr. A: ...
Me: Mr. A is convinced we're insane.
Mr. A: *nods*

Me: *practicing my guard routine with this baton thing during gym*
Kyle: *gets in the way*
Kyle: ...dafuq

Olivia: You ready to see him all dressed up tonight?
Me: My body is ready.
Jordan: *walks by right as I said that* Wait... WHAT is your body ready for??
Me: ...

Tris: I'm Trista, remember? I do stupid shit and don't regret it.

Erica: Why is there a picture of Jesus in your newsfeed?
Me: ...Because I like Jesus.
Erica: Oh. Cool.

Erica: Getting a bloody nose makes you awesome? Let me just smash my face against a wall

Me: *watching Doctor Who. It's right at the part where David Tennant's Doctor is dying*
Doctor: I don't want to go
Me: *crying, sobbing*
Ali: *watching the screen from her side of the room* ...It's not that sad.

Me: *looking for a baby picture for my yearbook* Why don't you guys have entire albums of me like you do for Ali?
Ali: Because you're not important.
Me: Thanks. That's exactly what I needed.
Ali: No problem.

Erica: What even is diabetes? Like, you can't eat sugar?
Me: No, it just means your body processes sugar differently.
Erica: ...Did you look that up??
Me: No, it's common knowledge...
Erica: Okay, good...

Erica: Sssssssssshit.
Erica: ...
Me: ...
Erica: Did you just say "Fuck a couch"?
Me: No...
Erica: Okay...

Me: So I started watching Sherlock
Andi: NO YOU WON'T!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE DOES!!!!!!!!! I AM TYPING THIS FROM THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!!!

Me: I really want to go to the Doctor Who experience in Wales, but there's only one problem.
Kyle: What's that?
Me: It's in Wales.

Me: *On the phone with Giuliana* No, his name isn't really James Tyrone Elijah, and he isn't really black.
Olivia: Did you hear what she just said?
Shank: Oh I heard it

Me: I like your posters, they're very hipster
Caela: I try

Shank: It's so weird!
Olivia: It has garlic on it.
Shank: ...It's amazing!

Olivia: You should have entered that pageant for guys
Me: I would have died
Shank: I would have died of embarrassment

Me: I don't want to creep him out!


Me: Should I be concerned that my laptop is literally falling apart?
Jordan: Did you try turning it off and turning back on?

Ed: So where are you going?
Shank: *passes us* SHE'S GOING TO CLASS, ED.
*both go in opposite directions*
Me: ...What just happened.

Shank and Ocampo talking*
Shank: *points to me* She has cool hair, and she's not Asian.
Me: Wait, what

Me: *walking to the place where the stage is at this street fair with my guitar*
Shank: *sees me and stops.* *points to the guitar*
Me: I'm performing by the tae kwon do place, come see me.
Shank: What time?
Me: 12:45
Shank: ...How long is that from now?
Me: *overly dramatic sigh of exasperation*
Shank: Just kidding, I can tell time.

Shank: *calls down the street and waves* HI DAD!!
Jordan: Who was that?
Shank: ...My dad...walking...my dog...
Me: Did you really think he just yelled "Hi dad" to some random dude on the street?
Jordan: The sad part is, I wouldn't put it above him.


Ocampo: *driving a few of us home from choir* Anastasia, where do you live?
Me: Gallifrey
Connor: ...That seems highly unlikely.

Me: Shank has a nice butt. Have you noticed?
Olivia: ...Well hello to you too

Me: Ed, can I straighten your hair?
Ed: ...If I had a dollar for every time a girl asked me that...

Olivia: Someone buy me food. ANASTASIA?
Me: I don't have any money... NICOLE?
Nicole: I don't have money to buy myself food, let alone you guys.
Mr. A: Sure, why not!

Mr. A: *lining us up for the Memorial Day parade* You're all cramped, take about four steps back.
Shank: *standing right next to me* *starts taking tiny steps back* One...two...three...four! *throws hands up* YESS!!

Olivia: *as my mom is taking a picture of a few of us* SHANK, GET IN HERE
Shank: WHAT *turns around* *spills coffee on himself* *leans in in an awkward position*

Alicia: Yes, yes I am from that thing. I am that chick in that thing I once did.

Me: Do people like to tie my shoes for me?
Ocampo: You don't even have shoelaces.

Me: He totally liked my status on Facebook.
Erica: So what?
Me: So what, you say? He liked my status, okay? That's what. He doesn't go on Facebook very much and when he does, he barely ever posts or likes anything, okay? So he was scrolling through his newsfeed when he stops as he notices MY name and MY picture. He then takes time out of his day to read what I have to say because he is interested, okay? THEN he decides that he likes what I said SO MUCH that he had to express it in the form of liking my status. Which is a rare occasion on his part, he barely likes anything. That is why it's a big deal.
Erica: ...

Ocampo: Why the fuck are you there in the first place?
Me: I'm there because why the fuck not
Shank: Great answer.
Shank: Just always remember: Diabetes.
Ocampo: No, always remember: Chicken nuggets.
Shank: Damn, I want McDonald's now.

Olivia: Shank, it's your turn!
Shank: *slowly goes into the middle of the pool and looks at all of us*
Shank: Hi, I'm Chris.
Me and Ocampo: Hiiiii Chris.

Kyle: *takes my hat and puts it on*
Jordan: It looks better on her
Me: Yeah, you look like a douche.

Shank: Guess who's getting a free Droid DNA?
Ocampo: Your brother?
Me: I think it's me, guys. I don't know, something about his tone. I don't think I'm ready for this.
Ocampo: No, it's definitely his dog.
Me: Maybe it's the little minifigure of Captain America on my desk. He could use some help with technology.
Ocampo: Nah, it's your laptop, it needs an internet buddy.
Me: My laptop is literally falling apart. It's sad, but I can't lose any of the stuff on it.
Ocampo: Then back it up.
Me: You know, Shank never did tell us the answer.
Ocampo: He died, dibs on his car.
Michael: Dibs on all video games related stuff.
Ocampo: Stasia, you can take his TV, phone, laptop and his tennis skills.
Ocampo: He's alive!
Me: I made a deal with Satan to bring him back. You're welcome.
Ocampo: Asshole, what did you offer?
Me: Just all of our souls.
Ocampo: ...crap


Quotes from our awesome Hunger Games play!:

Me (Katniss): "It's the fuzz!"
Justin (Peeta): "Make a run for it, Jack!"
Me: "Why do we sound like a bad 70's COPS show?"
J: "I don't know just RUN!!!!!"

"Let's get these interviews over with, my mom's making fried chicken and I want to be home before she hogs it all!" Danny as Ceasar Flickerman in our Hunger Games play.

"KATNISS, YOU IDIOT!!!" Camryn (Prim) After I (Katniss) volunteered for her. (Hunger Games play)

Me (Katniss): (At the feast) "OMG THRESH! Please kill me quickly."
Mayo (Thresh): Why would I kill you?
Me: ... Well because I am completely unarmed and you are in the perfect posisition right now...
Mayo: Nah, it just doesn't seem right. By the way, do you know what happened to Rue? She was my District partner you know!
Me: Yeah, I know. She was speared and I covered her in flowers and sang her into heaven.
Mayo: What kind of flowers?
Me: Ummm, I don't know, orchids?
Mayo: Good choice. I gotta split, see ya! *runs off with backpacks*

Serena (Glimmer) after I dropped the tracker jacker nest on her: OMG! Get this thing off of me! EEEWWWW! My face!! My beautiful face, all covered in disgusting stings! EEEEWWWW!!!!

Camryn (Clove) after killing 15 second kid: YESSS!! I FINALLY GET TO KILL SOMEONE!!!
Me (fake blood all over my face): EEW EEW! BLOOD ON MY FACE! BLOOD ON MY FACE! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! SANITIZER!!!!

Michael (random kid from random District)*interviews: Hi, my name is... *Gets stabbed in the back by Camryn (Clove), and falls to the ground, dead*
Camryn: *looks around* Oh not yet? Oops, not AGAIN! *storms off stage*

Me *after noticing the Careers are nearby: This can't be good! Okay, calm down, just think. *start walking in a circle* Gotta run around and think. Gotta run around think. Gotta run around and think at the same.
Me: OMG!!!! *runs off stage*

Awesome Bloopers for Hunger Games play! (all of these really happened during rehearsals)

(On the train) Mayo (Haymitch): Here's some advice, stay ALIVE!! DUHHH!!! *starts laughting histerically*
Justin (Peeta): Ha, that's very funny, just not to us. *He slashes at Haymitch's bottle, but the knife snaps in half and flies across the room*
Justin: OH COME ON!!!

(Also on the train, it's the same scene) Mayo: Here's some advice, stay ALIVE!!! DUHHH!!! *starts laughing histerically*
Justin: Ha, that's very funny *slashes at Hyamitch's bottle* Just not to us.
*Mayo punches Justin in the jaw, and places his hand on table.*
Me: *Stabs with my tin foil knife of terror*
Me: Oh sorry, that wasn't supposed to happen.

(Rue's death) Me: Deep in the meadow...
(Halfway through the song, Adrian comes in the with the hovercraft[our hovercraft was really just a hula hoop])
Me: NOT YET!!!
Adrian: Oh. *flies away*


Caela 'a.k.a. Angel: She is my totally awesomely amazingly cool real-life BFFL and the best writer I know!

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Vampilla: LONG LIVE THE CRAP FICS! LOL anyway she is my really awesome rebel buddy! (I wonder if we're related? LOL Phinoex!)

Tybee10: DON'T EAT THE CAKE! Haha, she is totally funny. Literally, whenever she makes up her own scene for Panem's Next Top Model, I am rolling on the ground laughing! Best fanfic suggester ever!

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Rebel Autumn Summer: You rock. 'nuff said. We can do our SYOT's if we want to! Who cares about Critics United?

And all of my SYOT submitters! I couldn't do the story without all of you! Loves and hugs!

If I forgot to put you and you're mad at me, I'll probably remember you soon and add you, so don't worry!

To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.)
Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen...
"Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!"
Yours sincerely,
Bittersweet Applesauce, the epic bookworm, Bittersweet Applesauce, The Epic Bookworm, Shadowming1998, Plancor, Rebel Autumn Summer, RuexxRose, Katniss Peeta Perfect, Maddie Rose, Sylvanna, Kateriffic, Team Cato, Hijacked Imagination, M0ckingjay, LostInTheWorldOfFiction, Lilithisanameilike, Bowserboy129, PrincessLily7777, Iwasscreaming LONG LIVE -HGMR

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111,MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox,physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, The Fabulous Killjoy, HungerGamesMaxRide,

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

A poem By: Max

White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses

White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone

White is the color of angels’ wings and Angel’s wings

White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag

White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels

White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you are so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- wonder bread, someone’s underwear, teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-loving mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself

97% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
cares, put this on your profile.


who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then


Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading a book you've already read dozens of times, because you can't wait to know what happens in the end. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? (I believe there's a chemical reaction when it hits the air?)
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark? (Dark is just the absence of light)
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? (That is very true)
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? (It's the same speed whether it zig-zaggs or not)
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops? (I agree)
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? (More like "Ending on a high note")
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? (...)
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? (Yes, you can)
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max? (Not really)
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? (Umm... maybe because you want to be clean?)
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (That seriously would have done wonders)
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? (Amen to that)

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

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EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

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If your profile is way to long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are in love with Daniel Radcliffe, copy and paste this into your profile. :D

Fun things to do on the elevator!

SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers.

SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played.

STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it

WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days...""30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

ASK, "Did you feel that?"

TELL people that you can see their aura.

WHEN the doors close, announce to everybody, "It's okay, they close again"

SAY in a demonic voice, "I mist find a more suitable host body"

WEAR a long black cloak with a hood and in a deep voice announce, "It's time"

What do your friends describe you as?

A: The coolest bully in town

B: Brave although sometimes a little bit “too brave”

C: Extremely loyal

D: Very smart although a bit of a know-it-all and a bookworm

E: Very sly and cunning and determined to get what you want

F: Constantly pulling pranks, very funny, and a “class clown”

G: Sporty, popular, the list of compliments goes on and on...

H: Obsessed with following rules, and a bit of a goody-goody

I: Cool

J: Made fun of, despised by many, and always longing for revenge

K: Kind and strong, although a little bit on the crazy side

L: Obsessed with how you look and with gossip

M: Pure evil

N: Always nervous, although loyal

O: Constantly seeking fun, even if it means breaking the rules

P: Dreamy and a wee bit loony

Q: Very forgetful, although brave

R: Dedicated to sports

If you went to Hogwarts, what would be your goal for the school term?

A: What’s Hogwarts?

B: Capture an evil lord and discover a secret, even though it isn’t my job or business

C: Get on the Quidditch team so that I can carry on the family name

D: Get the best grades, and read, read, READ!!

E: Play nasty tricks on my enemy

F: Play tricks and open a joke shop

G: Find a new boyfriend/ girlfriend after I dumped my last one

H: Become Head Boy/ Girl

I: Show everyone how cool I am (again)

J: Get revenge

K: Keep everything orderly while being fair

L: Lean as much gossip as I can and chill with my boyfriend/girlfriend

M: World domination

N: Do everything that my master tells me to do

O: Have fun breaking rules

P: Read the Quibbler and day dream

Q: Try to become less forgetful and to not get a Howler

R: Lead my Quidditch team to victory

How do you normally dress (if you were a witch or a wizard)?

A: Muggle clothes (size XXXL)

B: Normal robes but a little bit messy

C: Hand me down

D: Normal robes kept neat and tidy

E: Only the finest, for my father makes so much money!!

F: Well, business had been booming so I treated myself to the finest dragon skin jacket

G: Just normal robes

H: I wear normal robes, compare to the horrible sweater my Mum made for me

I: I only wear the coolest clothes, no matter what others say about them

J: Long black sweeping robes

K: Long blue robes with crescent moons on them

L: Well, let’s just say that if I were headmaster, the dress code would be a lot different! All girls in bikinis and mini skirts and guys always shirtless!

M: Long black cloak

N: Whatever my master tells me to wear

O: Fine robes, for my family is wealthy, although I despise them

P: Sparkly silver robes, vegetables as earrings, and strange glasses (others call it eccentric, I call it unique).

Q: Robes with messed up potion spilled on them

R: Quidditch robes of course!!

Where is your favorite place in the Wizarding World?

A: I don’t know that many places, but Honeydukes rules!!

B: The Burrow

C: Oh, I don’t know, maybe the Gryffindor [Ravenclaw] Common Room, or Hogsmeade

D: The library!

E: My fancy mansion

F: Filch’s office (I have made it my home)

G: Anywhere that involves Quittage and all of my pals

H: My office at the Ministry where I am with my boss

I: Anywhere where I can show off my coolness

J: Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom (with me teaching)

K: In my office where I can help others and be with my pet bird

L: The Slytherin Common Room

M: Anywhere that I can be evil, and with my followers all around me

N: Anywhere that my master is

O: Anywhere but my family’s house

P: With an odd and mysterious animal

Q: I thought of a favorite place once, but I forgot it

R: The Quidditch pitch

What is your slogan?

A: “I’m hungry”

B: “I know it’s dangerous, but I have to do it”

C: “Bloody [insert word here] (or even more foul language)”

D: “To the library”

E: “Purebloods rule”

F: “Don’t worry, it’s just a bit of fun”

G: “I love Harry Potter!”

H: “Well, my boss says...”

I: “No, I don’t need a haircut”

J: “Ah, the famous Harry Potter...” in a mocking voice

K: Nitwit! Bludder! Oddment! Tweak! (Or anything else that is odd)

L: “OMG! Did you hear yet?”

M: “Muuaaahahaha!!”

N: “Y-y-yes M-m-master"

O: “You remind me so much of your father”

P: “...yes, of course they exist...”

Q: “I forgot”

R: “Are you coming to sports team practice?”

What animal are you most like?

A: A glutinous pig

B: A brave stag

C: A playful and loyal terrier

D: A clever otter

E: A sly snake

F: A cheeky monkey

G: A lovable, playful, smart, and cute kitten

H: An annoying magpie

I: A cool and good looking peacock

J: A smart, although sometimes sly and mean raven

K: A strong and brave phoenix

L: A prissy, girly poodle

M: A huge, super-mega-ultra evil snake

N: A scared, quiet, and gullible mouse

O: A loyal and danger hungry dog

P: A dreamy long-eared rabbit

Q: A brave and loyal beagle

R: An animal? There aren’t any animals in Quidditch!

For Christmas, if you could have anything, you would most like?

A: Food

B: A fast broomstick

C: Fame

D: Books

E: All mudbloods gone

F: A joke shop

G: A position on the Quittage team

H: To become Minister of Magic

I: A really hot girl/guy

J: Revenge on my enemies

K: The Hogwarts Houses to get along

L: New clothes and make-up

M: World domination

N: My master to be pleased with me

O: Freedom from my family

P: Friends

Q: A rare and exotic plant

R: For my team to win

If you were the age for the Yule Ball, whom would you go with?

A: I wouldn’t go with anyone because I would spend the whole time eating!

B: Someone I managed to get at the last minute after embarrassing myself in front of my crush

C: Someone my friend got for me at the last minute after I embarrassed myself in front of someone who is way too hot and popular for me

D: A Quidditch player who’d been admiring me for a while

E: Someone in Slytherin

F: Someone who really likes to have a wild and good time!!

G: I am popular so I got asked by a lot of different people

H: A smart prefect

I: I am so cool that I got asked a lot

J: No one asked me. I’m a loner

K: Someone brave and smart like me

L: My crush! Obnoxious high-pitched giggle

M: No one loves me for I am too evil!

N: Someone who my master would pick for me; which would be no one, so I’d go alone

O: I’ve got good looks so I got asked a lot

P: Everyone finds me a bit eccentric and I wasn’t asked; but that’s okay

Q: Amazingly after I did a lot of asking, I found someone!

R: I would bring my Quidditch broom; my one true love

Which organization would you belong to?

A: I don’t go to a freak school with freak clubs for freaks like you! FREAK!

B: Dumbledore’s Army; I live for fighting evil

C: Dumbledore’s Army; I have some friends in the club and I like fighting evil

D: S.P.E.W.!! House-elves need rights!!

E: The Inquisitorial Squad; getting others in trouble is my thing!

F: The Dueling Club; it is hilarious seeing Lockheart fall flat on his back!

G: Dumbledore’s Army; I have some awesome hexes!

H: I would want to work for the Ministry of Magic of course!

I: The Order; everyone I know joined so I might as well join too

J: I would probably join multiple organizations and work as a double agent

K: The Order; fighting evil is what I must do!

L: Anything my crush joins really obnoxious high pitched giggling

M: Death Eaters of course. I AM EVIL!!

N: Anything my master would want me to join

O: The Order; I want to help

P: Dumbledore’s Army; the only people who seem to like me

Q: The Power Rangers!! No, wait, that’s not an option? Then I guess I would choose Dumbledore’s Army


What do you think of Harry Potter? (The person, not the movies/ books)

A: He’s fun to bully

B: He seems pretty brave and nice

C: He would make a very good friend

D: He’s very brave and nice, but should try harder in class

E: I hate the filthy little half-blood!

F: He is a nice kid but needs a bigger sense of humor

G: I totally have the world's biggest crush on him! He would so be my boyfriend!

H: He’s rebellious and people with good sense should stay away from him

I: He’s not as cool as me

J: He’s following in his dad’s footsteps for sure!

K: He’s a good student, brave, and a favorite of mine

L: He takes the spotlight away from Draco

M: Must kill Harry... must kill Harry...

N: I don’t know... He seems like a good kid but...

O: I love him like a son! He’s brave and nice.

P: He seems very nice

Q: I look up to him and hope to be brave like him someday

R: He’s a really good Seeker but needs to make Quidditch higher on his priority list

Now look back at your answers and count up how many of each letter you picked (how many A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.). Then you can look bellow and see which character has the same personality as you!

If you answered mostly...

A’s: You are most like Dudley Dursley! Congratulations! You are a muggle who loves to eat! You may have a bad attitude and be a bully, but under all of that fat you still do have a heart. Dudley is a muggle, he doesn’t go to Hogwarts, and his friends include the boys in his gang. Good Job!

B’s: You are most like Harry Potter! Congratulations! You are brave, heroic, and kind! You sometimes suffer from teen angst and tend to get so wrapped up in your own matters that you can’t focus on anything else. You also like to mess with other people’s business. Harry is in Gryffindor and his best friends are Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley! You are most attracted to people like Ginny Weasley! Good Job!

C’s: You are most like Ron Weasley! Congratulations! You are brave, loyal, and a good friend! Although, sometimes you have a bad attitude and a bad temper. You tend to hold grudges against people you don’t like, but you are still a loyal and great friend. You also suffer from jealousy. Ron is in Gryffindor and his best friends are Harry Potter and Hermione Granger! You are most attracted to people like Hermione Granger! Good Job!

D’s: You are most like Hermione Granger! Congratulations! You are brave, intelligent, and a good friend. You are a bookworm and know-it-all, but are still a nice person. You are so smart, but besides being intelligent you are a great friend with a kind and considerate heart. You find it important to fight for the rights of those who are weak and need help. Hermione is in Gryffindor and her best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley! You are most attracted to people like Ron Weasley! Good Job!

E’s: You are most like Draco Malfoy! Congratulations! You are sly and smart. Although many may call you evil, you still can be nice when the moment is right. You are rich and enjoy basking in your wealth. You often get angry and enjoy teasing others who are poorer or weaker than you. You are a bit of a bully to those who you don’t like. Be careful, you may get yourself into trouble with a personality like yours. Draco is in Slytherin and his best friends are Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle! You are most attracted to people like Pansy Parkinton! Good Job!

F’s: You are most like Fred and George Weasley! Congratulations! You are the ultimate prankster with a huge sense of humor! You enjoy jokes and you love to laugh! You aren’t too concerned about how people see you, you just care that you have a good time! Often you will get on others nerves and are constantly in detention. Even though you joke a lot, you are still very brave. Fred and George are in Gryffindor and their best friends are each other and Lee Jordan! You are most attracted to people like Angelina Johnson! Good Job!

G’s: You are most like Ginny Weasley! Congratulations! You are considerate, caring, popular, sweet, and athletic. You are popular due to your kind and sweet nature. You are constantly dumping and getting new boyfriends, and you tend to get lots of crushes. You are kind to everyone and you are also brave. Ginny is in Gryffindor and she is popular with many friends which include Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood! You are most attracted to people like Harry Potter! Good Job!

H’s: You are most like Percy Weasley! Congratulations! You are extremely studious and love your studies. You are a bit rule obsessed and a bit power hungry. This need for power may lead you to stray away from your family. Although others may tease you about being as studious and rule-obsessed as you are, you are still brave. Percy is in Gryffindor and a friend of his is Penelope Clearwater! You are most attracted to people like Penelope Clearwater! Good Job!

I’s: You are most like Bill Weasley! Congratulations! You are the king of cool! You are a bit of a chick-magnet and are described as good looking. If you were to describe yourself with one word it would be: cool. Bill Weasley was in Gryffindor and one of his friends is Fleur Delacour! You are most attracted to people like Fleur Delacour! Good Job!

J’s: You are most like Severus Snape! Congratulations! You are often sly, mean, and revenge hungry. You are still very intelligent and you have a very soft heart. You tend to be unfair and mean to others. Severus was in Slytherin and one of his friends was Lily Potter! You are most attracted to people like Lily Potter! Good Job!

K’s: You are most like Albus Dumbledore! Congratulations! You are wise and want others to get along. Many may say that you are a bit kooky, but you are still liked by most. You are brave and like to fight for what is right. Albus was in Gryffindor and he did become the headmaster of Hogwarts and one of his friends was Grindewald! Good Job!

L’s: You are most like Pansy Parkington! Congratulations! You are sly, mean, and a gossiper. You love hanging out with your boyfriend who you utterly adore and you are very much a girly girl. You are sly and mean and hate everything your boyfriend hates. You love gossip and always love to learn more. Pansy is in Slytherin and one of her friends is Draco Malfoy! You are most attracted to people like Draco Malfoy! Good Job!

M's: You are most like Lord Voldemort! Congratulations! You are pure evil and cause fear in all those that you run into! You have an amazing ability of manipulation! Your hobbies include trying to kill Harry and murdering hundreds of innocent people. Now, most people are not like this (if you really are like this, you shouldn't be on fanfiction.net, you should be in an asylum), so to get your probably more accurate results, look at the results for mostly F's. Voldemort was in Slytherin and he didn't really have a friend, but he had his followers the death eaters! Good Job!

N's: You are most like Peter Pettigrew! Congratulations! You are rather wimpy and easily manipulated. You are also a loyal follower than your superiors can easily rely on. You enjoy (well, probably not enjoy) doing your master's bidding. Peter was in Gryffindor and his friends were Voldemort (not exactly a friend), James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black. Good Job!

O's: You are most like Sirius Black! Congratulations! You are brave, risk taking, and a mischief-maker! You love pranking, although you can sometimes be a bit of a bully. Most of all you are brave and love to take risks. Also, you are very attractive. Sirius was in Gryffindor and his friends included James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. Good Job!

P's: You are most like Luna Lovegood! Congratulations! You are intelligent and wise. You are also loyal and a great friend. Some people may not like you because you are a bit loony and eccentric, but you really are kind and love animals. Luna is in Ravenclaw and her friends included Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom. Good Job!

Q's: You are most like Neville Longbottom! Congratulations! You are extremely loyal, and some may think you aren't, you are very brave. You tend to forget almost everything, but your loyalty and bravery make up for this flaw. At times you can be a little bit dorky. Neville is in Gryffindor and his friends include Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Luna Lovegood. Good Job!

R's: You are most like Oliver Wood. Congratulations! Although a minor character, you are an amazing athlete. Sports are you life and you are very good at them. Some times you may need to be reminded that there is life outside of sports. Oliver is in Gryffindor and his friends include his fellow Quidditch team members and his broomstick! Good Job!

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When... (Bold are ones I've done)

1. You’re friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.(Iggy, people, get it right!!)
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. (Do my real friends count?)

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is. (Duh!)
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love FanFiction. (I'm here, aren't I?)
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

How to know if you are obsessed with the Hunger Games!!! :D (bold are me :)

1. Whenever you are having any kind of competition, you state the rules, and then say "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune
11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.
15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire.
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12"
21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.
23. You've loved Haymitch, you've hated Haymitch, and you've been very pissed off by Haymitch
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between.
29. You have parts of the book memorized
30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games

My (awesome) Hunger Games SYOT tributes!

Anastasia Moore (13, Female) District 12

Marina Fortoul (15, Female) District 4

Paisley Quillen (14, Female) District 8

Starzie Glora (17, Female) District 1

Glow Mane (18, Male) District 1

Narcissa Kayland (14, Female) District 7

Jaylan McCarty (17, Male) District 8

Giles Frazier (13, Male) District 3

Kieran Capelli (15, Male) District 7

My (also awesome) Maximum Ride SYOFM mutant!

Alelia Crescent (12) Bird mutant

Wow, I'm really surprised you made it all the way down here. If you haven't bored yourself to death yet, congratulations! PM me if you actually read through all that. You have survived what I think is one of the longest profiles on fanfiction. You have earned... a virtual cookie--> (:)

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Oh what the hey! Might as well throw in some Phineas and Ferb while we're at it!:

What?? Phineas, Ferb and Perry aren't showing up! Oh well, I guess they're off on some sort of adventure and they have no time for us.


Harry Potter in 99 seconds lyrics! (look it up on youtube!)

There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo harry, you're a wizard

(Philosopher's Stone)
Harry goes to Hogwarts
and meets Ron and Hermione
Mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes un-employed
The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

(Chamber of secrets)
Ron breaks his wand
now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside a ginormous secret chamber

(Prisoner Of Azkaban)
Harry blows up aunt marge
the Dementors come and take charge
Lupin's a wolf
the rats a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either...

(Goblet Of Fire)
Harry gets put in the tri-wizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
...oh no Edward Cullen get's slayed

(Order of the phoenix)
Harry, Harry it's getting scary
Voldemort's back now your a revolutionary, Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
kids break into the ministry
sirius black is dead as can be

(Half-blood prince)
Split your soul
seven parts of a whole
they're horcruxes!
It's Dumbledore's end

(Deathly Hallows)
there once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
he may take his final breath...

This is the colour song, come on sing along.
Make it really good
In your neighbourhood.

This is the colour blue
Blue is not the colour of my poo
Unless I ate something really weird

This is the colour song, come on sing along.
Make it really good
In your neighbourhood

This is the colour red
Red is the colour of my head
When I bang it. On the floor. Loads and loads of times.

This is the colour song, come on sing along.
Make it really good
In your neighbourhood

This is the colour yellow
I do not like the colour yellow because I'm allergic to it
And it makes me fart loads.

This is the colour song, come on sing along
Make it really good

Spinning trees, snow falling
Superhero falling
Heart battery's almost gone
He's been getting picked on
His life flashes before him
Reporters all swarm him
He just wants to play with his toys
Leave him be
Pick up your room
Wash your sheets in the wash-War Machine
Ash to ash, dust to dust
Helicopters pass
Don't trust him in any movie
If you're having problems don't bring someone else in the BEDROOM
This April
Blow up your suits cause it's awkward now
Hood flip
Red carpet
Bad robot
Step, grab, kiss Ms. Potts
Breathe, PUNCH
Cabin pressure compromised
Everybody gonna die
('Cept the hot one)
Pepper cries
Broken mask
Gaudy rings
He hates his job
Glowing through the fog
Cock a pistol
Helicopters lock and load a bunch of missiles
Tony senses something's up
Slow motion look up
Helicopters want to throw a house warming party
Everyone's having a blast! (too soon?)
Surfing a mountain
Does insurance cover a missile-induced EARTHQUAKE?!
Guess he doesn't have to clean his room now
Don't let gravity bring you down.
Is this the intro from BioShock?
No, it's Iron Man

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

Well, there's a principle of nature that almost every creature knows
It's called survival of the fittest, and check it, this is how it goes.
The animal that wins gotta scratch and bite and claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't, well the animal that doesn't,
Winds up someone else's l-l-l-l-lunch!
I'm just saying!

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

Well, there's a principle in business that everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money make this ever-loving world go round
So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory, I'm biggering my corporate sign
Everybody out there you take care of yours.
Me? I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine!
(Shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say smogulous smoke! (Smogulous smoke!)
Schloppidy schlopp! (Schloppidy schlopp!)
Complain all you want it's never ever ever ever gonna stop!

Come on, how bad can this possibly be?
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building the economy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me petting this puppy!
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? (A portion of proceeds goes to charity!)
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? Let's see

All the customers are buying!
And the money's multiplying!
And the PR people are lying!
And the lawyers are denying!
Who cares if a few trees are dying?
This is all so gratifying!
How bad, how bad can this possibly be?

At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff
I had my little cottage, and that cottage was enough.
A place where I could sit and knit
A place where I could sell my thneed!
But now I've had a little time to reasses my needs.

And I need a bigger office. I need a bigger chair.
A bigger desk, a bigger staff.
A bigger hat to wear.

Because I'm biggering!
I'm figgering on biggering!
And biggering is triggering more biggering!

Hey, listen up meathead! I'm gonna say this once and I'm not gonna repeat it!
Greed, ya see, it's like a little pet, alright?
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it, the more hungry it'll get!
But, you know, you really can't blame greed.
No, that's stupid.
You see, it's got a worm inside.
Oh yeah, that's right
It's one that always needs to feed and is never satisfied
You get it?
But the more you try and find it, the more it likes to hide
Now listen, that is NASTY little worm
And I like to call it "pride"

See, now THAT'S why you're biggering!
Listen here, idiot!
I'm figgering on biggering!
And that biggering's just triggering more biggering!
Got that? Alright

There is a principle of nature that most every creature knows
It's called survival of the fittest, and this is how it goes
The animal that wins has got to scratch and bite and kick and punch.
And the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch.

A company's an animal that's trying to survive.
It's struggling and fighting just to keep itself alive.
I must keep biggering!
I'm figgering on biggering!
And biggering is triggering more biggering!

I won't stop!
Biggering! I'm figgering I'm biggering!
And biggering is triggering more biggering!

And the customers are buying
And the money multiplying
And the PR people lying
And the lawyers are denying!

Who cares if some things are dying?
I don't want to hear your crying!
This is all go gratifying...

Op-bop-bop-da-bop-doh Going off to make a thneed!

I've got a cramp in my back, and another cramp in my right rump cheek...

You and I will have separate grandchildren and we will say to them-

Melvin look I'm playing my guitar upside down!
Oh don't give me that look, it's just something to do

Ahem, oh wait I forgot the words...na-na-na-naaaaaaa

You ever think REALLLLLLY hard about boredom?

Is that annoying?
Is that annoying...?
Is this annoying?

Look its some circling birds, I bet you that they're going to EAT OUR CORPSES.
And then the worms will crawl out of the ground.
And then some other little critter is going to come and make furniture out of our bones.
And sit on it.
And have lovely dinners.


I said remember this moment, in the back of my mind
The time we stood with our shaking hands
The crowds in the stands went wild
We were the Kings and the Queens
And they read off our names
The night you danced like you knew our lives
Would never be the same
You held your head like a hero
On a history book page
It was the end of a decade
But the start of an age

Long live the walls we crashed through
All the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming long live all the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders
One day, we will be remembered

I said remember this feeling
I passed the pictures around
Of all the years that we stood there
On the side-lines wishing for right now
We are the Kings and the Queens
You traded your baseball cap for a crown
When they gave us our trophies
And we held them up for our town
And the cynics were outraged
Screaming "this is absurd"
Cause for a moment a band of thieves
In ripped up jeans got to rule the world

Long live the walls we crashed through
All the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming long live all the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders
I'm not afraid
Long live all the mountains we moved I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
I was screaming long live that look on your face
And bring on all the pretenders
One day, we will be remembered

Hold on to spinning around
Confetti falls to the ground
May these memories break our fall

Will you take a moment, promise me this
That you'll stand by me forever
But if God forbid fate should step in
And force us into a goodbye
If you have children some day
When they point to the pictures
Please tell them my name
Tell them how the crowds went wild
Tell them how I hope they shine

Long live the walls we crashed through
I had the time of my life, with you
Long, long live the walls we crashed through
All the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming long live all the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders
I'm not afraid
Singing, long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
And long, long live that look on your face
And bring on all the pretenders
One day, we will be remembered


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Maximum Ride: Fang's Mother by K-OfTheSouthernIsles reviews
This is the story of Dianna Johnson Fang's mom . These are her thoughts and her story before she gave birth to our wonderful Fang. This is from when she finds out she is pregnant to when the Whitecoats take him. Please read and review. Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fang, OC - Complete
Welcome to the 100th Annual Hunger Games by nemetb34 reviews
Since its the 100th Hunger Games, the Gamemakers have entered two Captiol children. But they have been genetically altered. There can be two winners this year. But will it be the Capitols hero's? Or the districts? One rule: Kill or be killed - Not going to update anymore
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 118,826 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 191 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Resistance: Bloodstream by It's All In Your Mind reviews
4th in Resistance series. Annie in the Capitol/parts of Mockingjay/Finnick living. The first few chapters are VERY DARK, but it'll get cute later.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,678 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Status Updates by perichat reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do by thenomnomkitty reviews
If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Mockingjay: My Version by KaidaHara reviews
We all know the real Mockingjay book but we all hate it. Or at least it dose not go the way we want. Dose everyone remeber the lie Peeta told at the interview about Katniss. Well what if it was true? What if is a queston that I asked angain and angain...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,833 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Resistance: Falling by It's All In Your Mind reviews
Third in the Resistance series. Catching Fire and the events leading up to it from Finnick's POV. Lots of Annie/Finnick fluff and random flashbacks/nightmares/hallucinations. The story is better than the description, I promise.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,240 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
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LONG LIVE's Guide to an Awesome NonSue Tribute! reviews
Here's yet another guide to making your tribute as non-Sueish as possible! Hopefully, this helps!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Other tributes
Wizardry? Who would have known reviews
Max Ride is your ordinary muggle girl, until she gets a huge surprise! Watch her adventures at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with adventure, romance, tragedy, fun, and magic beyond measure! Really bad summary, I know.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Max
Maybe It's Possible reviews
Nudge loves Iggy. Iggy doesn't know. Nudge wants to be with Iggy more than anything. Iggy doesn't know. Just a simple Niggy story. The timeline might not make sense, but bear with me here. I promise it's better than the summary! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Nudge, Iggy
The Other Side of the Door reviews
It used to be a songfic to Taylor Swift's "The Other Side of the Door" Iggy and Ella are happily dating, but how does Nudge feel about it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Nudge, Iggy
Ways to Annoy The Hunger Games Characters! reviews
Hey I was really bored and i had this idea so i wanted to write it! It might be funny, it might not, just read it its better than the summary!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Katniss E.