Author has written 3 stories for Iron Fey Series, and Maximum Ride.
hey peoples of the internet! thanks for visting my profile! i guarantee you will smile by the time you are done reading this. and if you do, my goal for life of making people smile has been met! hurrah! okay, i little bit about me.
Favorite books: Maximum ride, hunger games, hush hush, angel burn, shiver, harry potter, the vampire diaries, matched, possesion, and much more that i can't thing of at the moment
Tv shows: big brother, glee, the vampire diaries, so you think you can dance, design star, h2o, Clarrisa explains it all, the nanny, what i like about you, project runway, house, NCIS and much much more.
i have to tell you, i have found the perfect Nudge. even though she's from Disney channel. her name is Chyna Anne Mcclain. (i think thats how you spell it). she REALLY looks like her in her music video Calling All the Monetrs. you have to watch the whole thing!! she is a perfect Nudge. as much as i hope they don't make an MR movie, she would be the perfect Nudge.
activitys: Cheerleading, Gymnastics, dancing, (crazily, i might add) hiking, biking, any thing outdoors, swimming, watching tv, singing badly, protending to be a ninja, fooling people wh oare gulible, and eating. yes eating. its fun. what? DON'T HATE!(: on with the smiling thingys!```
the following i have copied freom WildHeart22's profile. (:
98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile
92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
The next time you think your perfect, try walking on water.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, StevieRae2011,wildheart22, Stiliting for My Wings
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
if your one of the 15 percent of teens that don't live on their cell phone...you know the drill
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.
Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, HimitsuNeko, tmmdeathwishraven, StevieRae2011 Except to my BFFs. I talk for like 2 hours straight... wildheart22 (dido)
If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile
-"I understsand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" -I got this from another author on fanfiction! It was so funny!
If you hate people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2% laughing.Warning!Warning! STUPIDITY HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC LEVELS! IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM THIS DISEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL SO THAT THEY MAY BE QUARENTINED! PLEASE KEEP US SAFE FROM THIS TERRIBLE DISEASE THAT IS WEEPING OVER AMERICA! Warning! Warning!
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You know its 2011 when...
(1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
(2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
(3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or an E-Mail.
(4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
(6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
(7.)You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
(8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
(9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.
(10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
(11.) & now you're laughing at your unawearness.
Paste this on your profile if it tricked you...You know it did.
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. Tell your dog to stay when he is sleeping and scream: YES! HE FINALLY LEARNED IT!
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If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%
if you have ever beaten a guy in arm wretling copy and paste the following heart to your profile(sorry guys girls only)
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If Max should stop running from fang, copy and paste this on your profile.
"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang copy and paste this on your profile.
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that Fang is way hotter than Edward copy this onto your profile
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. ok I have never done this but one of my best friends tripped up a STAIR not stairS and sprained her wrist. You have got to admit, that takes skill.
If you are still alive, copy and paste this onto your profile.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: copy and paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (WoW i still do amnd I am definatly not 11 any more. One can only hope...)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are sooo afraid of snakes copy and paste this onto your profile... My science teacher has a snake as a class pet. Yikes!
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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
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i love those thingssss(: anyways thanks for reading!! in your honor i have written a poem,
roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you are reading my profile,
i love you!!!
hehe(: i didn't copy that!!! that came from my own brain. sadly.(: check out my stories and remember, life is more fun when you living it crazily.