Author has written 4 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Merlin.
(2/3/2013) There comes a time in every persons life where they must stand up for what they believe in...lol sorry couldn't resist writing that but now that that is done with here is what I really have to write. Sometimes it gets to me that I am going to be 21 in a few months and I still have never been in a relationship. It is not that I don't want to be in a relationship but the fact that I am very shy and have low self-esteem. I have had people tell me I am a handsome young man but I just don't see it. If I was then why has no female near my age shown even the slightest bit of interest in me. Well now that my negativity is off my chest I can get back to being the positive and happy person I normally am. Just disregard what I wrote as I needed to get it off my chest and what better way than to write it on here so that people I don't know can read it.
Anyway I have something for anybody who reads this to figure out and give me their honest opinion on:
What is it to feel? What is it to laugh? What is it to love? What is it to anger? What is it to be sad? What is it to be happy? What is it when a person doesn't know what they feel? The answer to these questions is hard yet so simple.
(10/29/2012)You know, at times we all get lonely and yearn to find someone that we can just be with because we want to be loved and for someone to show that they don't care what people think of you as long as they love you and then just as your about to try you see in magazines and newspapers all these things that happen when people get into relationships and how bad they turn out even though they were so convinced that they were in love at the beginning and then they start having fights and cheat on each other. Sometimes I wonder what happened to a sense of honor and loyalty and remaining true to the person you are with. If you agree with me then copy and paste this or even change this to your own words or add something that you feel would make it sound better but add your name at the end so that people can see how it has changed. Tanis19
I will admit that it isn't easy for me because I am a weird person and I consider myself the slightest bit insane but when I try to have a relationship with someone I try to find someone that is like me in the fact that they do not judge others and have the same likes as me as well as being ok with the fact that I can forget things very easily. I attribute my forgetfulness to the fact that most of my early life before 7 is repressed. If you have any thoughts on that feel free to PM me because I would like to understand my poor memory
(9/24/2012) Howdy! thanks for taking time to look at my profile. I appreciate it very much. My name is Casey and I have numerous things I like to do that clash. I like to read, watch anime, read manga, and my genre's for books and tv shows are wide and various. For books they have to at least be fiction and even then most of them are in the fantasy genre. For TV shows it actually contains almost all genre's but most especially Sci-fi, drama, horror, romance(guys can like it too!), action, adventure, and I will stop before I list all genre's. I am trying to be a writer and I already have a lot of ideas for stories I want to try but the problem is that they seem to be stuck in my head(Damn you my brain!). I have written quite a few poems but my parents threw the book containing them out by accident so I have to start over(pouts), my poems tend to be dark and my friend once said that what I write is dark but deep and scarily so, I don't know if that is true but I will probably figure out a way to post them on here so review and comment on them if you like or have ways to suggest that I could use to improve them. I love to review because I can tell people what I think of what they have written. One of the things I hate is when someone writes a fanfiction about a tv show or book or anime or game and they can't even spell the names of the people right. I am a person who believes love is love and it doesn't matter to me whether people write about het, fem-slash, or slash but as I am a straight guy i prefer to read het and fem-slash, but if the story is very well written I will read a slash and just skip the intimate moments, if you complain about how i can read fem-slash then my answer is that I thoroughly and completely believe that if I had been born a girl I would still have liked girls. I will update this when I figure out what else I wish to share, feel free to PM me about anything as I don't really have a lot of friends that are nearby that I can talk to or hang out with so I am on fanfiction daily and even when I don't get a chance to read anything I always check my profile. Anyway as they say in France, Au Revoir.(I'm currently learning French!)
(9/29/2012)Among the things I dislike or hate with a passion is Prejudice, War, Rape, Murder, and anything that has a person being cruel to another being, but most of all I hate Mental and Emotional Abuse. I hate it with a passion because of certain experiences and seeing first hand what it can do to another person and how it can change and twist a person. anyway rant over thank you for listening!
-I am straight
-I am a male
-I am currently 20
-I am religious but I fully believe anything and everything is possible so I guess you could say I am actually the opposite of an Atheist.
-My friends growing up have always been mostly female. I have always been more comfortable talking to them because not a lot of women will be mean to your face and are a lot kinder than most men I talk to.
-I have always been told that I am somewhat of an old soul in that I have manners and am kind to a fault and willing to help people even if they have been mean to me and while I like rock music, country, some rap, and a mixture of others I have always enjoyed listening to certain types of classical music when I need to relax.
-I was born on the Year of the Monkey more specifically the Water Monkey. Year of the Monkey info: http:///monkey.php
The Monkey: Monkeys can run circles around other people with ease. They are curious and clever people who catch on quickly to most anything. Monkey people generally can accomplish any given task. They appreciate difficult or challenging work as it stimulates them and makes them think.
THE SIGN OF THE MONKEY: Monkeys are fun-loving people who really enjoy a good time with friends, family or anyone else for that matter. They love practical jokes and like to play tricks on colleagues and friends alike. Monkeys tend to stir up trouble simply out of boredom, which can end up being more hurtful than they intended. Often, when this causes trouble, they expect others to understand it was all a joke and to deal with the consequences on their own. Monkeys are curious creatures as well. Some people call them nosy. Others call them interested. The Chinese say they are just downright curious. Although gifted with a strong intellect, creativity and intuition are nor their fortes. They can’t put themselves in your shoes even if they try and will become easily distracted or confused.
People born in the Year of the Monkey share certain characteristics. The Monkey Sign is an abbreviated way of characterizing that individual’s personality. Following are features associated with the Sign of the Monkey.
Ninth in order, Chinese name—HOU, sign of imagination
Imaginative, responsible, humorous, witty, curious, clever, sneaky
THE WATER MONKEY 1932 AND 1992
Water gives this Monkey sensitivity. He is easily hurt by the words or actions of others. For protection, these Monkeys usually wear a game face, preferring not to share their emotions or feelings with others. If they play their cards right and pay attention they can be quite successful. However, if they become distracted, these Monkeys can become consumed with gossip or meddlesome activities.
HEALTH AND HABITAT
Monkeys believe being sick is a waste of time. They don’t want to spend their days in bed. They want to experiencing the flavors of life. Usually, Monkeys are very healthy creatures, partly due to their active lifestyles. If they do experience illness, it is usually of the nervous or circulatory system.
AT HOME WITH THE MONKEY
Most Monkeys enjoy the activity offered by the city life rather than the quiet and tranquility offered in a more rural lifestyle. They crave being in the middle of things, enjoying life from a spectator’s view. They also enjoy people-watching and can amuse themselves for hours at a time by just watching the people walk by. They need a view, and their homes are usually filled with windows and picturesque drawings.
CAREER AND FINANCE
THE MONKEY AT WORK
A Monkey’s good memory and his ability to adapt are two of his most prized possessions. He is intelligent and stoic, able to pick new trades up quickly and easily. Monkeys are also able to do all the work in half the time it takes someone else, but will charge you double what someone else would charge. As such, Monkeys generally take occupations in the world of finance, such as banking, stock exchange or accounting.
MONEY AND THE MONKEY
Monkeys are just as good as spending money as they are at making it. They can’t really save it because it burns a hole in their pockets. Occasionally though, Monkeys should put a little away today for an emergency tomorrow.
Those born in the Year of the Monkey share the same kinds of goals and objectives in life. The occupations best suited for the Monkey are listed below:
MONKEYS MAKE EXCELLENT:
Air traffic controllers
CONGENIAL BUSINESS PARTNERS
Whether Monkeys are compatible with their business partners depends on whether their signs are harmonious or antagonistic to those of their business partner. Considering the congruity of their own characters and the characters of their business partners can also be very useful.
Monkeys ruled by Benefit From Are Antagonistic to
Metal Earth Horses Fire Roosters
Water Metal Pigs Earth Sheep
Wood Water Dragons Metal Tigers
Fire Wood Monkeys Water Snakes
Earth Fire Rats Wood Rabbits
Leisurely activities and pleasures
LIEKS AND DISLIKES
Since Monkeys are born under the same Animal Sign they often share likes and dislikes. Following are similar likes and dislikes of the Monkey personality.
Color Preference: Yellow and Gold
Gems and Stones: Quartz Crystal, Aquamarine, Topaz, Agate
Suitable Gifts: Books, pens, mobile phone, a makeover, joke book, crossword puzzles
Hobbies and Pastimes: Playing an instrument, working a puzzle, karaoke, mind teasers
Monkeys Dislike: Being told to be quiet, not being the most popular, people who don’t like their jokes
THE MONKEY ON VACATION
Monkey people love taking so much that they need to be surrounded by people constantly. For vacations they are drawn to the hot spots, nightclubs, bars and big city lights. A Monkey’s luck may encourage him to try his hand somewhere like Las Vegas or Atlantic City.
FRIENDS AND ENEMIES
Monkeys are sociable and lovable and make good friends. As they desire attention, they generally have a grand following of friends and acquaintances. No other animal finds communication and talking with others quite as easy as the Monkey does. As friends they will make you laugh when you want to cry. People want their Monkey friends around them because of their wit, sensitivity and effervescence.
Best Friends: Dragons and Rats
Mortal Enemy: Tigers
MONKEY PARENTS AND BABIES
Monkey parents can be more like big brothers and sisters than actual parents. They retain their child-like qualities and therefore find it easier to relate to their children than other people might. Monkey parents don’t experience the generation gap other families might, partly because they remember what it is like to be a child. However, becoming a parent can cramp a Monkey’s style. They are not ones to stay inside, helping with homework on a Friday night. They would prefer to be out and about, and sometimes take their children with them if it’s appropriate.
MONKEY INFANT AND CHILD
Young Monkeys are full of life. They are vivacious and colorful characters, curious about everything in life. They can’t stay still for long and concentrating is not always easy. In school they are sharp and intellectual, finding schoolwork easy to do. However, they can be the class clown, but not without consequences. Their antics can be disturbing to other children, which can land them in a heap of trouble.
MONKEY PARENT/CHILD KINSHIPS
Some parents immediately click with their children while others find they will never have a close relationship no matter how hard they try to make it happen. Following are compatibility ratings for Monkey parents and their children.
Monkeys with Under the same roof Compatibility Rating
Rat very affectionate relationship *
Ox happy and stable *
Tiger differing points of view *
Rabbit sensitive *
Dragon get along quite well *
Snake cool and aloof *
Horse clashes of temperament *
Sheep positive and fun *
Monkey quite compatible *
Rooster some conflicts of interest *
Dog opposing ideals *
Pig lots of affection *
uphill struggle *some complications *easy bonding *on the same wavelength
LOVERS AND SPOUSES
THE MONKEY LOVER
Monkeys, of all the other signs, are the most promiscuous. They are flirtatious and like to seek the attention of others to get what they want. They are easily bored and must be stimulated intellectually as well as physically in order to stay around for extended periods of time. The Monkey can be clever, mischievous and manipulative when pursuing a love interest.
Monkeys are intense, sensual lovers. They can tease or charm anyone in a matter of seconds. They enjoy entertaining their lovers with their senses of humor and their ability to captivate a crowd. When the Monkey decides on a mate, it is likely to be forever.
THE MONKEY LOVE PARTNER
A Monkey’s best love interest is lighthearted and open-minded. She can’t be overly sensitive or the Monkey will lose interest.
PARTNERS IN LOVE
Common ground gets you on the right track.
If it works out, it’ll be a lot of fun.
You’ll drive each other crazy!
It won’t end well. Preserve your friendship.
You share similar points of view and a common understanding.
You make a great pair intellectually, but envy will drive you apart.
Better suited to be friends instead of lovers.
Your differences could unite you.
You can bring out the youth in each other. What a fun partnership!
Not an ideal romance.
You have a lot going for you.
Arguments bring you together and leave you sexually charged.
Love Partners at a Glance
Monkeys with Tips on Togetherness Compatibility
Rat terrific attraction *
Ox you complement each other *
Tiger too much competition *
Rabbit don’t try it *
Dragon quite refreshing *
Snake must learn to compromise *
Horse friendship, yes romance, no *
Sheep quite successful! *
Monkey what a holiday! *
Rooster way too choosy *
Dog happy and content *
Pig vibrant and exciting *
dispute *keep working at it *intense sexual attraction *angelic
These Monkeys need to be liked and supported. They thrive from attention and love to be head turners. Generally, these Monkeys are wonderful at showing off their talents and their beauty.
Monkeys are fun and loving persons who are always cheerful and energetic. They are very clever. Give a monkey a boring book to read and he'll turn it into a Musical. Better yet, he'll invite everyone to see it free! That's how talented, creative and generous monkeys usually are.
If you go to a party, you'll find Monkeys at the center of attention. Their charm and humor is the key to their popularity. Sociable and diplomatic as they may appear, they can be deceptive sometimes - they hide their opinions of others beneath their friendliness. But they don't hide their emotion. You can probably tell how a monkey is feeling from miles away - he wants everyone to know how happy or depressed he is.
Monkey people are very good at problem-solving. Wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-Monkey. Monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions at the same time. And because Monkeys' curiosity, they usually have a great thirst for knowledge. Still they have few scruples - they could be unreasonable sometimes, and they have the ability to persuade themselves and everyone around them to believe that they are doing the right things. Some say monkeys are self-centered, some say they are opportunistic, some say they are guileful, but monkeys couldn't care less - because they are also indifferent.
The monkey has a good chance of becoming famous or well-known. Whatever he does, his charm and luck will make him successful. As friends, Monkeys are both loyal and devoted, as lovers, they can be passionate and yet flighty - they can fall easily in love but will get tired of the relationship and look for another.
Most Monkeys have one fetish - FOOD. They are not pigs, they don't stuff themselves with food, instead, they just have this habit of eating snacks whenever they like, and wherever they like. And one last truth about monkey people is, they adore bananas. Go visit your monkey friend's kitchen, I bet you will find some bananas there.
The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this influence have an innately low boredom threshold. Inquisitive in the extreme and forever believing that the grass is greener elsewhere, they need to find continual stimulation to keep themselves interested and amused. However, often Monkeys are too clever for their own good and can be mettlesome, opportunistic, and unscrupulous to the point of being tricky and manipulative. This is because Monkey types possess acute psychological perspicacity which enables them to read people like books. In particular, women under the Monkey influence can play rather subtle games with members of the opposite sex. And although Monkeys give the impression of getting on fabulously with everybody, this great rapport is often nothing but a ruse -- Monkeys are in fact egotistical and selfish. They tend to be lazy, concentrating on small matters while ignoring more important issues. They ignore obstacles, finding them beneath their consideration.
Playful, even obliging at times, the Monkey hides the poor opinion he has of others beneath his apparent friendliness. He distrusts people born under any other sign and considers himself to be superior to all of them. He has plenty of intelligence and a fantastic ability to pull the wool over people's eyes. He is so artful that he can even fool the Dragon -- who is strong, stubborn, and no fool himself -- and resist the magnetism of the Tiger, whom he teases unmercifully.
Monkeys are highly adaptable and versatile. Enthusiastic about everything, they spend their time broadening their minds and are especially fascinated with art. They like refinement, originality and luxury. Inventive and intelligent, those born in these years can solve most problems quickly and skillfully, and are able to accomplish much in business. Monkeys shamelessly acknowledge their attraction to money. They quickly assimilate facts and figures, picking up new skills and techniques almost instaneously. In business it is their opportunism coupled with their keen competitive instinct that gives them an eye for that tiny opening into which only Monkeys can insinuate themselves. Once they have instilled themselves, it is their ability to turn their hands to anything that will bring them ultimate success and, in many cases, even make their fortune.
The Monkey can succeed in any profession. Politics, diplomacy, industry, trade -- none of them will have any secrets from him. He can try anything and anything will work, especially if he has been fortunate enough to have a higher education. Though the renowned adaptability of the Monkey personality takes those born under this sign into a variety of occupations, many will naturally gravitate towards show business. This is because Monkey-born people have a compelling need to be noticed. Unfortunately, because they are such audacious people and care very little about their reputations, it does not matter much to them whether the impression they create is one of pleasure or of shock. It is simply a case of the more publicity they can generate around themselves, the happier they are.
The first part of the Monkey's life will be happy. The second will be upset and confused and his plans will often miscarry. Once attaining a ripe old age, the Monkey will increasingly enjoy a simple, everyday life.
The Exciting Monkey
Monkeys are clever, social, witty people and these are the very qualities they will look for in their relationships with others. Being the gregarious sort, they normally have a wide circle of friends and acquaintances who provide them with the mental and social stimulation that is so important to the Monkey's well-being. But the natural curiosity and desire for new experiences that drives those born in this year mean that, all too often, serious long-term relationships simply don't provide enough excitement to maintain their interest. Monkeys revel in the thrill of the new; consequently, short-term love affairs tend to suit this group best.
Unfortunately, the Monkey is unlikely to find a satisfactory lover, for he is not a stable personality. Though he can be passionate, his critical sense and his clear-sightedness combine to cool off his ardor all too quickly. Luckily his sense of humor saves him from disaster. Mischievous rascals particularly through their earlier years, they delight in stirring things up and then standing back to watch the sparks fly. If there's the slightest hint of danger, intrigue, or downright outrageous behavior attached, so much the better.
In love no other sign produces more charming, amusing, and romantic companions than this one. Once a Monkey does decide to settle down in a permanent relationship he or she will make a splendidly stimulating partner. The Monkey's love life may tend to be complicated, but he or she will assume family responsibilities with equanimity and good humor. Whatever the sign of his marriage partner, the Monkey is likely to have a lot of children.
The Monkey gets on splendidly with the Rat, Dog, Dragon and Boar. He is avoided by the Tiger, whom he is advised to treat with respect, and the Snake.
September is the month of the Monkey. The time of the Monkey is from 3:00 p.m. to 4:59 p.m.; their direction of orientation is west-southwest. The Monkey's color is gold.
(1 - least compatible, 100 - most compatible)
Rat90 - One of the best combinations.Ox74 - Nice. They are compatible and stable.Tiger81 - These two make eager loves.Rabbit73 - Amusing.Dragon82 - Despite the differences, they'll do just fine.Snake57 - Perhaps, it depends on the monkey.Horse31 - Not advised.Sheep65 - Oh well, why not?!Monkey85 - Great companions and total complicity.Rooster72 - Probably, who knowsDog67 - With reservation. The dog might suffer.Pig81 - This could work. They admire each other.
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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, HollyBerry, Mad about the Boro, Tanis19
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver-
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
Genius by Birth
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
You've gotta die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:
I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro!
Some white people Hate black people,
and some white people Love black people,
Some black people Hate white people,
and some black people Love white people.
So you see, it's not an issue of black and white,
it's an issue of Lovers and Haters
A white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.”
Quotes that HAVE to be recorded in some way:
'Evil' is 'live' spelt backwards. 'God' is 'dog' spelt backwards. It all depends on the way you look at it. -some magazine
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
When life offers you a dream so far beyond your own expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. --Bella Swan, Twilight
How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? --Alice Cullen, New Moon, Twilight Saga
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed -- or worse, expelled!" -Hermione
A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Growing up your bestfriend becomes your worst enemy.
Lollipops turn into cigarettes.
The inncocent ones turn into sluts.
Home work goes into the the trash.
Detention becomes suspension.
Soda becomes Vodka.
Undies turn into G-Strings.
Kisses turn into Sex.
Remember when high meant swinging on a playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet?
Your worst enimies wer your siblings.
Race issues were only about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game.
The only drug you knew was cough medicine.
the only things that hurt were skinned knees and goodbyes were only meant untill tomorrow?
... and to think we all couldnt wait to grow up.
Copy this to your Profile if you sometimes wish you could go back to a time when things were simpler.
I went to a birthday party,
But I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't chose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should
I knew I made a healthy choice and
And your advice to me was right
As the party Finlay ended,
And the kids drove out of site.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something i expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the Policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood was all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid,
Tell Daddy to be brave,
And when i go to Heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
-I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
As i lay here and die,
But now all I have to say is,
I love you, and Goodbye
Now you can either repost this and raise awareness for drink driving or You can continue on in life and pretend this never touched your heart
"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
"Having a light side and a dark side is what makes life interesting."
"If you pretend to feel a certain way, the feeling can become genuine all by accident."
"When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred."
"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you."
"If you aren’t remembered, then you never existed."
"No one knows what will happen in the future. There is no sense in worrying in something you do not and cannot control, so why bother?"
“War is not heroic. War is not exhilarating. War is full of despair. It is dark. It is dreadful. It is a thing of sorrow and gloom. That is why people fear war. That is why people choose to avoid it."
"Living things are restrained by Chains: The laws of nature, the flow of time, the vessel known as your “body”, and the existence called your mind. The one chain that people can wield: WORDS.”"
“Never lose sight of your wish! And if you want to see the wish fulfilled ... you must choose! No matter how painful the choice may be.”
“Only with a clear mind will you be able to see who is truly in your heart.”- Ichihara Yuuko (XXXHolic)
“You can reach, but you cannot touch. It's reflected in your eye, but the message is never conveyed. It is something you decided for yourself, but that does not change the pain you feel. Even so...you must protect what you must protect. ”
"You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for."-Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"When a person has something precious to protect.. that is when they truly can become strong."- Haku (Naruto)
"The moment people come to know love, they run the risk of carrying hate."-Tobi
"In detective work, there is no winning and losing there is no superior and inferior because there is always only one truth!"
"A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye and an evil for an evil."
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" -Uchiha Itachi of Naruto
"When people get hurt, they learn to hate… when people hurt others, they become hated and racked with guilt. But knowing that pain allows people to be kind. Pain allows people to grow… and how you grow is up to you." -Jiraiya of the Legendary Sannin (Naruto)
"People become stronger because there are memories that they will not forget." -Tsunade Senju of the Legendary Sannin (Naruto)
- - - - - -Random Quotes- - - - - -
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop." Anita Blake
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"No one is more profoundly sad as one who laughs too much." Jean Paul
"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it." - Anon
Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradiction. Therefore, it destroys freedom. - Albert Camus
Diplomacy is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Sometimes 'The Majority' only means all of the fools are on the same side.
May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.
One man having an imaginary friend is called a lunatic. Several men having an imaginary friend is called a religion.
"In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" - Martin Luther King Jr
"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone." Harriet Beecher Stowe
Sometimes bravery is a quiet voice asking for help, when they don't think they'll receive it -Anon
People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? - anon
Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid. Cpt. Jack Sparrow, PotC
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me. Rorschach, Watchmen
Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
Incoming fire has the right of way. Murphy's War Laws
Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything. War Laws
There Is No Black or White in This World, There is No Good or Evil in Any Situation. There Is and Always Will Be Gray. - anon
Copy this into your profile if you think Summer Glau is a goddess!!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it... (If this is you, copy to your profile).93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious, Llama Llama Duck, Yura-chan, DragonSaphira, Axenome, Alex Ultra, Atharos, Tanis19
Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously (also something I found on somebody's profile xD )
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ' What the hell happened?'
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your * tomorrow.
“I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.”—Avatar
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
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if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even somespare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
You say Twilight
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth. I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it
If you're a demigod, copy and paste this and add ur name on ur profile!! :))
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The New Ace of Spies
Sophie Maya Jackson
Fan Fiction Writer's Oath
I solemnly swear to never put up annoying Authors messages without any story to go with it.
I swear to try to never leave a story unfinished.
I swear to keep my stories original and not to mix up others ideas.
I swear to try my best to keep peoples attention and make my stories interesting.
I swear to try to listen to my readers constructive criticism and take in the pointers.
Fan-Fiction is a huge part of my life. Some may think it's weird, some may think it's silly. Well, I think they're weird and silly. Fan-Fiction is important to me because it allows me to take characters and settings that I know and love, melt them all down, and then re-forge them in my own way. It is a great way for me to get feedback on my writing, allows me to play with other universes that I enjoy so much, and it's a great way to practice and develop my writing for the novels I'm working on as well. So yes, Fan-Fiction is a massive part of my life. It helps me escape. Post this on your profile if this fits you. :D
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Emily Ebriection, TheCursedOne, VideoGamingFreak1213, Darkblade County, Reading nerd, Tanis19
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