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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2807895, Profile Updated: 12-16-13
Author has written 6 stories for BioShock, Left 4 Dead, Homestuck, and Team Fortress 2.

Hi.

I enjoy video games, as sometimes anime. I'm a Homostuck fan as well. I try to find the time to update my story. I'm not very sociable, whether it be on via internet or out there in my community. Umm... I have nothing else to say, just trying to fill up my profile.

Uhh, here's my tumblr: mageofhailsatan.tumblr.com (changed it back, whoops)

And deviantART.

go harrass me on my tumblr to update my stories or just to say hi.


STORIES:

No Woman's Land: Some info on it, it takes place obviously in the early 60's. A young woman of Italian decent decides to take up a job, only to find out it's a man's job. She takes on the disguise of a man, and tries to work up on that way. Romance, drama, blah blah. It'll get better eventually. Up to Ch. 3 at the moment. {HIATUS}

Sociophobic: A survivor (who really doesn't like much social interaction) ends up alone in a motel, until 4 familiar survivors find her and allow her to join them to their journey to New Orleans. Eventually, she ends up seeing things in a different way, and falls for a certain southern charmer. Drama, romance, and tons of zombies guts. Up to Ch. 10, onto Ch. 11.


Some info about my characters(I try not to make them so mary sue- ish. Critiques for them are welcomed. I just want to share them.)

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Calypso (Sociophobic)- 22, Hispanic, born in New Orleans, 5'5" dark brown hair with light brown eyes. Born to a couple both young and poor, she was dropped off at a foster home where she was then adopted to a elderly woman. She was taken in and has a foster brother 5 years older than her. She doesn't enjoy social gathering and enjoys being alone during her school years. She did have friends, very close friends. After High School, she traveled around, went to art universities in New York and other cities, though settling in New York for some years. She is either alone of with her older brother.

Damaris (No Hitter)- 21, Italian, born in Mississippi then moving to New Jersey, 5'3" brown hair with light hazel eyes. She is a timid woman, but hard headed. Her mother owns a family run tailor shop while her father works at a huge factory. Her father was killed at work after a huge accident occurred, causing a huge financial turmoil since he was the only source of income. Facing with the choice of having to go back to Italy, her mother had to resort to forcing Damaris into marriage, but not agreeing to it, she fled away from home trying to find a job to help with her home.

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Flashpoint by applythepressure reviews
Shutting down and running away won't work eventually. Things will start to hurt. Your thoughts will begin to dwell. Your eyes will begin to water more. Your breath will begin to race faster. The dam you have built will break. The pain will come back. It always does.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Turn On The Lights by LittleXio reviews
"I've never felt sorry for you, Helga. And no one ever should." Helga's life has never been easy, but at the peak of her high school completion, she suddenly finds herself homeless and with less friends than fingers. Can she save herself and make her dreams come true? (Rating for language, nudity, and sexuality)
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arnold, Helga
almost infidelity by hangmeuptodry reviews
AU. "You deserve to be kissed. Often, and by someone who knows how." Seeing her with that Royal Whirlpool Idiot made him want to show her what a real man was like. –SSM2013
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
euphoria by Vampirette Knight reviews
It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Deep Infatuation by TF2bananas reviews
The Batter's infatuation with his player was never evident to the puppeteer. At least, not until the great man crumbled at his need to express his innermost devotion...
OFF - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013
Garden of Eden by ricecooker2000 reviews
He flew in that night. An eagle with broken wings, and she cannot help but save him. [Complete] [Sequel "Serpent's Apple" Posted]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,344 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Altaïr - Complete
Trickster by Phantomcrawler reviews
Loki acquire's a new servant who is unlike any other he has had. Rated M for some chapters may contain strong language, violence and adult themes. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,300 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011
Don't Look Back You're Not Going That Way by Gray Glube reviews
"A question my Queen: I remember you as you were but do you remember your fickle one?" She's perfectly at ease with making him uneasy.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Tainted Pure by applythepressure reviews
"But I will always love you, even if it damns my soul to hell." Drabbles of Tate, Violet, and them together that will be updated as my muse strikes me.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Tate L., Violet H.
You Only Live Nine Lives by magnumnopeus reviews
When a few teenagers party together under one roof, things start to get a little frisky. But one shy teen is left out and stuck with the creepiest guy invited; the weed man. Human AU. Longfic.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 113,604 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Meulin L., Kurloz M.
Crash and Burn by Kamaxi
"It had been a whole six days, five hours and seven minutes since her last drink (give or take a day or two because seriously she hadn't been counting that closely). All that time, and the only thing the young woman could think about was how stupid she was for actually trying to sober up in the first place." Roxy struggles with Dirk, her feelings, and ultimately herself. Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Roxy L., Dirk S. - Complete
Alabaster Lover by ratohnhaketons reviews
Aveline's life is nothing but endless parties and ruffled dresses. For her, the arrival of a new manservant is nothing but another game. Yet despite the seemingly infinite fun, the threat of revolution hangs over her head. (AU - French Revolution)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,088 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Aveline G., Connor K.
Finger Paint by I My Me Mine reviews
When Meulin, the self-proclaimed shipper, finds some well-kept blood, what does she do? Asks her ex-matesprit to draw ships with her. Maybe someday you'll tell him you're still red for him. Maybe.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Meulin L., Kurloz M. - Complete
Intertwined by RubyMoonz reviews
She had been his just as much as he had been hers.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Kurloz M., Meulin L. - Complete
Want by MissyTrancy reviews
A VERY SHORT one-shot of Kurloz/Meulin creepy loveliness
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Kurloz M., Meulin L. - Complete
Maybe Some Day by Neitherworld reviews
Connor fiddled with the small ring on his finger. He wasn't much of a jewelry wearer, really. The only thing he ever wore was his necklace, but that had some special importance to him. Of course, so did the ring – simple and plain enough, with an eagle engraved into the gold – but that didn't made it any less comfortable on his hands.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Connor K., Aveline G. - Complete
If We Cut Out The Bed by ATrueBritishGentleMan
Meulin and Kurloz's relationship was far from perfect. The end was inevitable.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2012 - The Disciple, The Grand Highblood
Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil by catatonic.duplation reviews
T for language. Kurloz/Meulin The Tragedy of the Love of the Deaf and Mute. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kurloz M., Meulin L. - Complete
The Things We Never Said by thewannabe reviews
A try-out with my Tenth Class, The Back-up. OCxSniper. Mature for language, blood and sexual happenings.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,422 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sniper
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
An Unmended Heart by lokiwinchesterson reviews
Unfortunately, things won't get better after this conversation.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
My Eyes Adored You by caledoniawolf reviews
A series of three drabble oneshots, dealing the changes of the Once-ler's relationship through his life. Young, Greedy, and Old Once-ler will be featured.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - The Once-ler
Eyes of Blue by Pharaoh-chan reviews
All she wants is to see his eyes one more time, a glimpse of the man she once knew, but maybe he isn't there anymore.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
The Consequences of Bad Actions by Gremblin reviews
Companion to "She Remembers". What Once-ler did after Norma left.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
She Remembers by Gremblin reviews
At first, Norma remembers, Once-ler was a good man. A sweet man.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler - Complete
Fast Reader by EatingClouds reviews
A continuation of the ' And You' stories! Scout and You request from Leskay. Be sure to thank them if you wanted to read one with Scout!3
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Scout
Under A Tree by Xenakisfox101112 reviews
Insanly fluffy smut with an odd ending. R&R!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - The Disciple, The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Nothing's Return by elfuhbuh reviews
*sequel to Unlucky Thirteen* Along with Sora and friends, the surviving former members of Organization XIII are recruited by King Mickey to investigate a large uprising of Heartless on the World that Never Was, but all is not as it seems. AxelxOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,633 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Axel
wahts it to u? by insomniacMercury reviews
Sadstuck! Post-scratch Lalonde finds out why she's drinking so much all the time. oh my god this is awful you can pinpoint the exact moment in the story where I hate myself and just want to finish it. D:
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Roxy L., Dirk S. - Complete
Captured By You by thewannabe reviews
I wiped the sweat of my forehead with the back of my hand before using it to shield my eyes from the sun. I stared at the figure before me. I knew I had seen him before... Scou X Female Scout OC. Mature for blood, violence and Sexual actions
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Scout
Ignore Me Not by StarsMeetSky reviews
It's been a long time since they beat Sburb, and even longer since they had their only kiss. But awkward feelings arise when Jade realizes that they are responsible for the survival of the human species. M for language and sexual themes. Dave and Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Winter Waltz by cerrdy reviews
Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,463 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
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Sociophobic reviews
Being afraid of the social world doesn't help one so good. But being stuck in a zombie apocalypse with 4 strangers doesn't help your anxiety, especially when one of them is a such a charmer and you can't help but grow so fond of him.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,048 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ellis
Father reviews
It was a stupid infatuation. You wanted it to be true.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Spy, Scout - Complete
No Hitter reviews
Don't deny it. You both had a strange relationship from the beginning. But, you somehow liked it. Scout/OC
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Scout
Insomnia reviews
You think back on how everything changed. All because of one bubbly cat girl. M just to be safe.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Kurloz M., Meulin L. - Complete
Hands Off reviews
He was jealous. But being the big macho man he is, he didn't want anyone to know how he felt. Though he can only hold back for so long... Nick/Rochelle.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Nick, Rochelle - Complete
Pairbond reviews
After Subject Delta sacrificed himself for Eleanor's sake, and dying right before his eyes, how did Eleanor in all feel? And what happened afterwards?
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Eleanor L. - Complete