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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2808009, Profile Updated: 10-26-14
Author has written 5 stories for Boondocks.

Just some one shots here I'm considering...

-My Territory-(*One Shot* Humor, Friendship: Cindy, Riley)
8 year old Cindy and Riley get into a huge dispute after Cindy argues that Riley's block just isn't gangsta enough. The two friends make a deal to see whose territory goes the hardest. Who's gonna be the victor?

-An Ode To Mommy-(*One Shot* Family, Hurt/Comfort: Jazmine, Sarah)
Jazmine reflects on the life of her mother.

-The Truth- (*One Shot* Friendship, Humor: Huey, Jazmine)
Huey Freeman gives Jazmine Dubois a lecture on black history about what's real and what's not.

Just thinking about this lol it's not promised!!

Anyways, here's this freakin' survey of mine. *sigh* I was bored.

Name: Paige

Birth date: Christmas

Birthplace: The east coast! That’s all the info I’m givin’ out!

Time you were born: Who knows?

Nickname(s): Uh…I don’t really have any. My mom calls me leek, but that’s it lol

Eye color: Brown, with specks of gold and green in it. Y’know, I got those exotic eyes. Naw, I’m playin’ lol it’s just brown

Hair color: Brown and red

Height: 5’7

Left or right handed: Right

Ethnicity: Black

Siblings?: Yep. A big sis and little bro.

Parents still together?: Well, it's not like it's any of YOUR business, but yes they are!

Any talents?: Singing, dancing, writing

What’s your favorite…

Food: Don’t really have one. I could never get tired of Crabs though.

Color: Blue

Number: 7, a blessed number :D

Letter: P, duh lol

Word: Can’t think of one right now, but it’s probably an intelligent one!

Season: Winter, just because the fashion is better lol,

Subject in school: In high school, it was English. Now, it’s a tie between English and Math.

Sports team: Be specific please.

Restaurant: I LOVE Plaza Azteca!

Clothing/Shoe store(s): Forever 21/JustFab/H&M

Drink: Cream Soda

Alcoholic Drink: Uh…*ahem* I don’t drink. (stares)

Candy: Anything sour lol I’m weird, I know

Gum: I like them all!

What time do you normally go to bed?: Psshh, it varies

What is the first thing on your mind when waking up?: I’M ALIVE!

What is your most missed memory?: Spending time with my grandma before she passed :/…also my childhood. It was so lively back then, now I look outside and see dust balls rolling around on the road like on that Bonanza show lol

Do you have any weaknesses?: Suree!

If so, what are they?: A dark skinned nigga with beautiful skin, a bright smile and a smooth, deep voice. GODDAMNIT! It’s a turn onnn!...Oh, and anything that deals with science lol

Any strengths?: A lot

Fears?: Sure! …Oh, you wanted me to list them? Well, all I’m sayin’ is, don’t play any scary movies and expect me to let you leave me home alone. That shit won’t go down.

What is your major goal for this year?: Passing all my classes with As

What phrase do you overuse?: Lol/Lmao

Do you prefer…

Orange or Apple juice: Orange

Cats or Dogs: Dogs all day! Fuck cats, lazy ass animals!

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi bruh...

McDonalds or Burger King: They’re both disgusting to me, but McDonalds just because of the dollar tea and the apple dippers

Horror films or Comedies: Both

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate…I mean, isn’t it obvious?

Black or White: Once again I say, isn’t it obvious? Black!

Jay-Z or Drake: No comment!

The ugly truth or the comforting lie?: Truth. I hate liars, point, blank, period. That’s just what it is.

PS3 or Xbox 360: PS3

Nintendo 64 or Sega Genesis: Aw man! You took it way back! I love both, I can’t choose.

Sonic or Mario: I hate this comparison. I gotta choose Sonic though.

Silver or Gold: Gold, duh.

Sprint or T-Mobile: They both suck ass! But I got Sprint, so I guess I’ll choose that one :/

Prince or MJ: *Sigh* do you even have to ask?

Rock or Hip Hop: Who made up this stupid survey? Hip hop! Why is that even compared to rock?

VMAs or MTV Awards: They both suck. No answer.

Basketball Wives or The Real Desperate Housewives: Neither

Boondocks or Family Guy: LOL Really?

Do you…

Shower daily: Who doesn’t?

Sing in the shower: Not anymore…that was like, idk…a day ago?

Sing well: I like to think so

Dance: Mm hmm!

Swear: Hell no I don’t fuckin’ swear, nigga!

Go to church: Almost every Sunday! Can’t you tell? *smiles brightly while best friend stares with a blank expression*

Want to go to college one day: Already there

Want to get married: Of course!

Want to have kids: Fooorrrr shoooooo

Like thunderstorms: Yeah, okay…I’m like one of those people who…don’t.

Play an instrument: I used to play the Recorder in the fifth grade, lol

Speak a foreign language: Yep. Realness.

What do you look for in a guy?: Damn. Don’t get me started! Well, part of my answer is what I said under the ‘weaknesses’ part. The other part…don’t worry about it lol

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: Tripped over nothing

What is your pet-peeve?: ignorance, stupidity, evilness, arrogance, when people smack their food, UGH!

Who would you want to be stuck on a deserted island with?: Okay, I love dark-skinned dudes, but Michael Ealy is the ONLY exception. His sexy ass!!

Is your window open?: Wha-? You stalkin' me?

Do you believe in love at first sight?: Eh, it could happen

Did you have long hair as a kid?: Yep, still do.

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:…Wtf? Is that even possible?

Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?: Haha! Yes! (looks around)

Been to the mall lately?: Nah bruh. Gots bills to pay.

What’s your zodiac sign?: Capricorn

How do you feel about this survey?: In the words of Huey Freeman, 'Eh'...


I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH, FAG

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I like the JONAS BROTHERS so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am a HANNAH MONTANA FAN so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD the ones that apply to you.

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Not Like Us by Sailorjj07 reviews
The Freemans have lived in Woodcrest for 7 years now and still there are residents that dislike them. The family with the most hatred for the black family are the McPhearsons - Cindy's mother and father. It'd be bearable if Riley didn't love Cindy. R&R!
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,062 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Riley F., Cindy McPhearson
From Uncle Reezy, To Daddy Reezy by Schweetpea1870 reviews
2 future parents... 36 weeks... 1 event that will change their lives forever... the sequel to Babysitting With Uncle Reezy continues :) Riley/Cindy and Huey/Jazmine; Rated M for language/sexual themes
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,787 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Riley F., Cindy McPhearson
Not Just Friends by taydo-the-potato reviews
Seven days together in the same house with no guardians. Plus Jazmine's birthday is coming up. Huey needs to make a move before it's too late. What's going to happen? Rated M for language and for future sexual scenes.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,140 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Jazmine D., Huey F.] - Complete
Woodcrest Asylum by WelcomeToTheMadhouse reviews
What happens when the troublemaker Riley Freeman gets mistaken for Lamilton Taeshawn? And to make matters worse, what if he's taken to an Insane Asylum on the outskirts of Woodcrest? Can Riley escape before it's too late? Or will he be trapped forever?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,934 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Riley F.
Babysitting with Uncle Reezy by Schweetpea1870 reviews
How has becoming an uncle changed many of the things in Riley's life? And what happens when he's responsible for his young niece and receives a special visitor at his doorstep? Contains lots of Riley/Cindy & even some Huey/Jazmine; Rated M for language/sexual themes
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 284,899 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Riley F., Cindy McPhearson - Complete
And it doesn't stop by DaBlackVegeta reviews
It's here finally yaaay! After a few good months of peace and quiet Huey, Riley and the gang have to face a new even greater threat. Romance/Humor/Action/Drama. Sequel to Life Goes On, you might want to read that first.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,325 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011
Their Night by Schweetpea1870 reviews
This is the long-awaited one shot of a scene from my story, Babysitting With Uncle Reezy. Both Riley and Cindy have planned everything out and are finally alone at the end of their day. Their night together is ready to begin.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Riley F., Cindy McPhearson - Complete
Her Room by SweetDreamsAreMadeOfMe reviews
Jazmine receives a phone call in the middle of the night from an unexpected someone. Marvin's Room-Drake
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,318 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Jazmine D., Huey F.
Hometown Glory by Jazavelli reviews
Thought up in the midst of madness. One event triggers a snowball effect of mayhem for Huey Freeman.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,921 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Huey F. - Complete
The Revolutionist by Che Black Diamond reviews
Huey has reached his goals as a high ranked kung-fu master, along with becoming a well known activist for African rights in Woodcrest. Though there is one thing missing in this picture: Love. Even a lone wolf yearns for affection. Right? HueyxOC...
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,480 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Huey F. - Complete
Hi, My Name Is Trouble by Miss Ace Thank You reviews
Jazmine Dubois is Miss It, now. Everybody loves her. She has the perfect life. She has the perfect boyfriend,the perfect car, the perfect everything. Or at least, that's what it looks like on the outside. And soon, Jazmine will learn perfect-the hard way.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,090 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Jazmine D., Huey F.
A Perfect Little Mistake by Traban16 reviews
Tom and Granddad did something that NO ONE saw coming. "Tom you married our 10 year-old daughter off to a boy she doesn't even know like this is ancient China! How the HELL am I suppose to remain calm!" Huey/Jazmine! All Are Welcome!
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
Show and Tell by Miss Ace Thank You reviews
Oneshot! What happens when Jamie brings her father, Huey Freeman, with her for show and tell? Rated K
Boondocks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
Remember Me? by Miss Ace Thank You reviews
ONESHOT! Jazmine and Huey broke up eleven years ago, but they run into each other again. They find themselves struggling remain enemies for too long...as a matter of fact, things heat up, a lot. Rated M for sex. Don't read if you can't handle it.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Jazmine D., Huey F.
Immortality by Che Black Diamond reviews
"First off, I'm gonna live fo'eva!" my 8 year old self said. As I grew, I indeed lived as if I would be forever young, never changing, and to never die. But all good must end...if it means saving a future...or even having one. Riley/OC
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,439 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Riley F. - Complete
We Meet Again by Miss Ace Thank You reviews
Jazmine and Huey haven't seen each other since Jazmine moved away seven years ago. They had grown to the idea of never seeing each other again, but fate works in mysterious ways. What happens when the two face off yet again?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
The Things We Want by Miss Ace Thank You reviews
She was finally starting to change. He stopped telling her the truths that she didn't want to hear. But at what cost? When the world around them gets crazier than ever before, Jazmine and Huey must realize that time may be up. What will happen? Find out.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,237 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Jazmine D., Huey F. - Complete
Nine Months by SwagSammich78 reviews
Drabble series! Sometimes, dreams change and plans are altered. Can they both handle it? Is a stroller really THAT expensive? And who the hell needs a Prada diaper bag? Pairing: Who do you THINK?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,728 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
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All This Love reviews
Imagine the one you love not love you back, but instead, loves someone who doesn't love them back because the one they love loves who they're with. HueyxJazmine RileyxOC Cindyx? Caesarx? Curious? Find out and READ! xD I DON'T OWN THE BOONDOCKS!
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,858 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
Really Tho? reviews
Relationships can be beautiful, but trying. Man we used to do everything together. She used to put her trust in me, and vice versa, but...she changed on me. I love her, but how can I be with someone that don't trust me no more? We need a resolution, quick.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Riley F.
The Skeptic reviews
Known as the most boring, intimidating and ridiculously rational being to ever step foot on earth, even Huey Freeman is beginning to question his sanity after experiencing strange events in an old building.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Huey F.
A Day To Remember reviews
Two best friends go through a series of events in just one day! One hot summer day! One Extremely hot summer day. Ya'll already know what it is: JAZ & HUEY! : no chapter titles in this one *Extra Genre* Romance
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
Welcome To Twenty One reviews
Huey and Jazmine go to a bar for Jazmine's 21st birthday. At first Huey didn't want to go, but he wanted to make her happy, so he gave in. It was just fine at first, but then they start to reveal their true feelings. What's going to happen? Read! xD
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Huey F., Jazmine D. - Complete