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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2808028, Profile Updated: 08-22-12
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Kolkolkol Priviet Comrades, Rabid here, Welcome to the depths of Hell and all things painful and sad. This pit is called my life! Feel free to squash it, I'll just rip out your throat and feed it to a homeless person. XDD

I'm 13, and can probably kill anyone, depending on my mood..

Life: Sucks, but I like, Reading, Writing, Hetalia, FMA, Anime in General. Uh, we could become BFF'S!! Just like I have a sassy gay friend!!!!! HE'S AWESOME!!!

So, Uhm. I dunno what date it is XP Maybe this year, I dunno, ANYWAY. NEXT OLYMPICS HELD IN JAPAN, WE ASK THEM TO PLAY WA WA WORLD AS THE CLOSING CEREMONY SONG.

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Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
My Pretty Little Sunflower by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Alfred Jones ten years old made a Facebook account with the name Kansas Sunflower. Ivan Braginski seventeen years old is the head of a Mafia in Russia and he has Alfred brought to Russia. Time stops for no one. Alfred & Ivan become older.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - America, Russia
Of Addiction and Neglect by Aeneid reviews
In which Kagura gets obsessed with QSP otome games and ignores everything around her. Rating changed due to language and sudden mature content.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Okita S., Kagura]
The Flower Shop of Insomnia by Vanya Heart reviews
Outside of home, Toris is the perfect child - always getting straight A's and on good behavior - but at home, he's a "monster". When, one day, he gets angry at his mother, Toris winds up at a strange flower shop, and meets a strange, troubling boy, who he CAN'T get out of his head. AU. Rated M for cussing and murder. LietRuss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Lithuania, Russia
Bittersweet Winter by yosukeisgod reviews
Denmark decides to visit Russia's country in hopes of checking out the competition for the 2014 Winter Olympics, but he gets much more than he bargained for. RusDen. Rated M for a reason! Please R&R. A oneshot for RabidOtakuGirl!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Russia, Denmark - Complete
I Like This by kyo4 reviews
Ice cream is so awesome. So are scheming sisters and birthdays. Oh, and falling in love! Notes: Oneshot, DeaththeKidXMaleCrona, Yaoi, Self-Pleasuring XD, Slight Cursing, Starts out kinda dark. No flames please!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Vodcakes by ChopstickGirl241 reviews
Based off of the infamous Cupcakes by Sergant Sprinkles. Will be a sequel coming soon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Her 18th Year by HiHi-Ai reviews
Little Liechtenstein is finally coming of age, making her open game to all the other countries. What will Switzerland do when all these big man countries get interested in his precious sister? What will he do when he himself gets a little interested?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Let me entertain you by Yaoi-Mayer reviews
Austria has been out drinking with Prussia and France. He misses Hungary and wants to see her again, and it goes a little beyond just "seeing". Rated M for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Zombies vs Unicorns! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Superpowers by EverybodysRussian1812 reviews
It's time for the Canadian Annual Road Trip, but this time Russia and America must share a camping trailer for three weeks. Both are tormented by the insanity of the Cold War and their past relationship. Rating has been changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,129 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Russia, America
Death is Cheap by Klei reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
A Bag of Frozen Juice by BeyondLawlietL reviews
China's getting frustrated at a game one morning when he hears a knock on his door. When he answers it, he see's it's Russia. With a bag of frozen juice. And he want's to share it with him. What'll happen? RoChu. Don't like? Don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Corrupted Convictions by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Wang Yao is accused of murder and is sentence to jail. When he arrives he finds it is filled perverts, thugs and murderers, so how can he survive? Did I mention his cell mate is a crazy psychotic Russian? Yaoi, Rochu, BoyxBoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Don't I like, have totally killer legs, Toris? by MattIsTheGeekInPink reviews
Feliks loves Toris, Toris loves Natalia. So with Elizavetta's help, Feliks decides to take things into his own hands. While wearing the girls' school uniform. Because hey, he has totally killer legs. WARNINGS- Gakuen setting, yaoi and crossdressing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
How to Irritate the WHOLE HETALIAHATING WORLD by seabelangermly reviews
...and everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011
Pasta by BarracudaHeart reviews
A parody of the infamous MLP fanfiction "Cupcakes", Italy often invites one of his fellow nations over to 'help him make pasta'. Whose turn is it now? Rated M for torture, cannibalism, implied rape, language, and an author who is very sorry for this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Diary of a Sexy Manbeast by EyesTurnedSkyward1969 reviews
Awesome adventures in a non-awesome diary format.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - America, England/Britain
Daddy by qichi reviews
Mochimerica/Lettuce daddy!kink. Because we can't all be serious writers ALL the time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Let's mate by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Ivan, a big nosed cat has been desperately wanting to mate with Yao, an older cat, for a couple of days now. He just can't seem to control his hormones anymore. So when he finally gets the chance, how will Yao react? Yaoi, Animal love, boyxboy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/22/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Holiday to Hell by StarlingStorm reviews
Its the holiday season and Alfred is dragged by his brother to vacation in Russia. If that isnt bad enough, throw in a psycho skiing instructer who tries to kill him every chance he gets! Whats a Hero to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,998 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - America, Russia
Living With the Russian Bear by Kanon Lydia Black reviews
Ivan can't seem to keep a roommate, having gone through three in one year and giving himself a bad reputation. But when a new transfer student arrives who dosen't know of Ivan's reputation, can the Russian Bear make a new friend... or more? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - China, Russia
Dancing with the Dragon by shadowroxas101 reviews
AU, human names. Alfred, an American police officer working for the Moscow police, absolutely despises the mafia. However, after a night at the bar, Alfred finds himself infatuated with the handsome, yet cruel head of the Russian Bratva. USxRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,257 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, Russia
My little nurse Aru by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Yao is a nurse in a crazy hospital run by Doctor Awesome Prussia He hates working here, especially with the crazy Mental Ward Doctor, Ivan Braginski. Or Doctor Kolkol. Hardcore Yaoi, use of a medical instruments. BoyxBoy. Lame description is lame. READ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Liechtenstein Rents Herself by British Racing Green reviews
With a title like this – and its content – I must rate this 'M'. This is based on fact and Switzerland isn't pleased. If you are under 18, DO NOT READ! Contains: Liechtenstein X Japan, Romania, Bad Trio and Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Kryptonite by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Diary Of A Tsundere by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
England has been forced to start writing a diary by France, can't be all that bad right? Rated T for safety,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - England/Britain, America
Little Red Maple Leaf by mais-la reviews
Kinky! Canada/Reader Almost 'Little Red Riding Hood' to an extent, hence the name. BDSM-y goodness now posted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
Office Love by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Yao is a physiologist to a giant Russian. Who after a couple of seminars, falls in love with Yao. All he wants is to touch him and love him, to make him his. Lemon, rated M for a reason. No like, no read. Rochu. Sexy office love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
No wonder I love you ShinattyChan by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
One-Shot. China gets drunk and his Kitty companion gets a little to close Yaoi, rated M for a reason. Rochu! Also china's adorable ukeness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
The Hero Game by Kahluah reviews
Colonial America learns a game only heroes can play from Tsar Russia on a business visit
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Stuffed Panda's by VanillaTea reviews
It's Yao's birthday and Ivan's late, again. But when the doorbell rings, it isn't what Yao expected.../RATED M FOR SMUT AND LEMON!ONESHOT!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Become One Or Else by waterrain reviews
Russia wants America to become one with Russia by using any means to get America to agree. Will America in the end become with Russia? What would England say about it? Warning Yaoi, Non-Con, and kinks. Not for the faint of heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 58,431 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Sex Burns Calories by Rhen Nightshade reviews
America and Russia decide, on an apparent whim... Well, to play the Random Question Game. And it's destined to be... well, interesting, to say the least, at the very first question: "Америка, who was your first? Were you on top or bottom?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - America, Russia
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Means to an End by Heldottir reviews
A story centered around Ivan, aka Russia. Russia has been through enough to drive him insane. Lost in his own mind he contemplates suicide. That's when America, ever the hero, tries to rescue the lost nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Russia, America
Previet Russia by daedricgurl reviews
It was only a matter of time before Russia decided to join the fray! It looks like Russia and Canada are goin to have to learn to share, the delectable Japan is going to literally be torn between the two. Canada/Japan/Russia. Last of the trilogy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Japan, Russia - Complete
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Reversal reviews
China has to take care of 5 year olds Russia and South Korea. England accidentally turns America into a 5 year old and Canada and England bring him to China so he could help them. Will the 3 5 year olds cause havoc for the 3 more mature nations?Probably!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 90 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - South Korea
SxU reviews
What happens when Sealand, finally excepted into a world meeting by the nations, sneaks off, under the watch of a unicorn who likes him? What happens? Read and find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sealand
FMBxG reviews
FlyingMintBunny and Gilbird have known eachother for a while, staring at eachother constantly gives them idea's of how to put it. READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012
5 Idiots and A New School reviews
Some Hetalia characters as our teachers, funny and stupid comments will be said, just like a regular school day, with crack and randomness LAME SUMMARY IS LAME STORY IS MUCH BETTER. NO ROMANCE BETWEEN COUNTRIES
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Denmark, South Korea
A Black and Yellow Sunflower reviews
The cry out to 1 child who have faced so much with his best friend. YA khochu umeretʹ ... A cry of a child who couldn't stand if he left him. Wǒ xiǎng sǐ... LAME SUMMARY IS LAME I THINK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - China, Russia
Ouran Goes To
Co-Authored by: RabidOtakuGirl and HitachiinGirl1! Random oneshots of the host club either going places or doing random stuff. Hilarity will ensue and CRACK is wack. But this is full of it so be warned!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012
Nordic Vs Nordic and Commie Vs Capitalists reviews
What happens if it's freezing out and you're outside throwing snow undressed, and then you wanna RP with your buddies? THIS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Denmark
Ouran Pickup Lines reviews
Lets see the host club try to use pick-up lines on Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Haruhi F.
Friends For Life reviews
A boy Miya thought she could trust. Until she finds out it is a spy for the Amestrian Military. Who is that boy with golden hair who snakes his way into her heart? Review and I hope my character isn't a Mary sue since this is the first story I wrote on FF
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Edward E.
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