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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2808350, Profile Updated: 04-14-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Personality and appearance: a mix between two of the most polarizing characters from Harry Potter, 1. Severus Snape 2. Luna Lovegood.

Favourite line from Harry Potter:

Kreacher: "Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"

I can't help but laugh every time I read that scene.

Least Favourite line from Harry Potter:

Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says:

"My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"


Best Quote Ever: “You know, I've often remarked how much more quickly the wheels of justice might turn if we had judges who could turn into bears" Proffessor Bryony Swain. Tales of Mu (search for it online (it is not fanfiction). WARNING: explicit scenes.)

4th march 2012

The rumours of my demise... are nonexistent because I haven't posted anything till now.

In other news... I actually posted something. >Gasp

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Catalyst by DanPhantomCrush reviews
Who is Clockwork? A friend to Danny, or a master manipulator? Sam makes a drastic sacrifice to preserve Danny's world but ultimately only puts off the inevitable. And no one escapes unchanged; her family, Danny's family, even Vlad. Post TUE.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 229,737 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Danny F., Sam M., Vlad M., Dan Phantom
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5260 - Favs: 5,222 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8774 - Favs: 11,701 - Follows: 8,924 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4534 - Favs: 10,201 - Follows: 4,648 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Rose and Fell: Book I 'Life and Death' reviews
Quirrell isn't evil, Dudley was never born, Voldemort never made any Horcruxes, Sirius is freed by the end of book two, Fem!Harry achieves her life's ambition and it's still darker than the original. Good luck Potter... you'll need it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Idea board
Just a place to put ideas I may or may not expand upon in future. Rated for safety .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P.
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