Kaki-Roza
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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2808446, Profile Updated: 08-14-13
Author has written 5 stories for Batman the Animated Series, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, and Vampire Knight.

I'll try to write more stories soon, but I'm having writer's block. It's HORRIBLE...Sorry!!

Hey! I'm Kaki-Roza, but you can call me Roza...or Rose...or person for all I care.

I mostly write about Batman or different animes that I watch/read, so yeah...

I make references here to "Oneechan". That means "Big Sister" in japanese and she's my best friend, so she's not a fanfiction writer.

Astrology sign: Sagittarus

Chinese sign: Rooster

I believe STRONGLY in the supernatural. In fact, if you scroll down, you will eventually read a few stories of experiences Ive had with ghosts. They are 100% real.

My Plot Bunny:

my plot bunny is named Damien (which in case you dont know means demon. Joy). He has black fur, and his paws have a red fire design on them. He has demon horns along with his bunny ears (which somehow makes him MORE menicing...), and he has not one but TWO tails: a red devil tail and a white fluffy tail that looks like a cloud (I hope that means he has a good side). When I dont write my ideas down or work on my stories, he chases me around with a scythe (not fun) singing a Creature Feature song, usually Such Horrible Things (Im not a bad man, even though I do bad things, very bad things, such horrible things, but its not quite what it seems, not quite what he seems, not quite what I seem...oh hell, its exactly what it seems) until I do. He is pure evil. His favorite band is Creature Feature and he loves Batman, Anime, and Manga, so he chases me more when I have ideas for those. He doesnt speak normally, he speaks in song quotes except when he is telling you his name.

Here are my favorites if you care

Favorite animes:

Ouran High School Host Club

Fruits Basket

Vampire Knight

Hellsing

Pokemon (play the game)

Soul Eater

Favorite books:

Blood Ninja (about VAMPIRE NINJAS!! How cool is that??)

Twilight Saga

Vampire Kisses

City of Bones/Ashes/Glass

My Soul To Take/Save

Favorite movies:

Pirates Of The Carribean series

Twilight Saga

Batman Begins/Dark Knight

If you ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal poll that is blatently obvious copy this to your profile.

All the good men in the world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. copy if true

If you think life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you ever talked to youself, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (happens to me all the time)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I karate chopped

April--I licked

May--I jumped

June--I smelled

July--I did the Macarena With

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick the day you were born on:

1--a birdbath

2--a monster

3--a phone

4--a fork

5--a snowman

6--a gangster

7--my mobile phone

8-- --my dog

9--my best friends' boyfriend

10--my neighbor

11--my science teacher

12--a banana

13--a fireman

14--a stuffed animal

15--a goat

16--a pickle

17--your mom

18--a spoon

19-- - a smurf

20--a baseball bat

21--a ninja

22--Chuck Norris

23--a noodle

24--a squirrel

25--a football player

26--my sister

27--my brother

28--an ipod

29--a surfer

30--a llama

31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--because I'm cool like that

Black--because that's how I roll.

Pink--because I'm crazy...

Red--because the voices told me to.

Blue--because I'm amazing and I do what I want

Green--because I think I need some serious help.

Purple--because I'm AWESOME!

Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown--because I can.

Now type out the sentence you made, and post it on your profile

I ran over my friend's boyfriend because thats how i roll! XD

Funny story about that: I actually chased my best friend's boyfriend around with a high heel before throwing it at him because he was annoying me XD

Some people think I'm crazy, but I disagree. I have a necklace that I believe..no, I KNOW a ghost is attached to. His name is Jack, he is in his mid-20s, and thinks Im his old lover. He protects me, and recently hes had his work cut out for him. A demon followed me from Oneechans house after I challenged it, so he has to keep the demon from hurting me...it annoys me when people dont believe me...do YOU believe me?? Send me a message

(Jack Update) ok, now Im starting to think he WASNT my old lover and actually the guy who killed me. I always have flashbacks where Im running down a castle hall and staircase away from a guy who is trying to either kill me or harm me in some way. I never see who it is, but I know they mean to hurt me.

Once when I was at Oneechan's house, we heard a ghost talk to us. We heard a little girl talk to us, and the voice said "Hey" three times getting closer each time. The creepy this is this: WE WERE COMPLETELY ALONE!!!

Read this:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

*She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that you are)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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The Enigmatic by wtbb reviews
Harley Quinn is up against the enigmatic Riddler and his enigmatic puzzles, without her Mr. J to help her out.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harley Quinn, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Joker's Guide to Arkham Asylum by KNO3 reviews
All you ever wanted to know and more about surviving in the world's finest nuthouse! Step right up as your good buddy JOKER explains everything about life in Arkham. FLUFF
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Joker
What the Guards Should've Said by BoredZero reviews
One Shot Short! What the Guards should have said when the Joker broke out...AGAIN. Rated T to be safe.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Inopportune by The Illegible reviews
He doesn't always catch them in the act. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
A Riddle for Scarecrow by ginnyisdacoolest reviews
Drabble - the Riddler comes up with an amusingly appropriate riddle for his cellmate Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
One of Those Days by Random Equinox reviews
Ever have one of those days when everything goes your way?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Asylum? by Cupcakers reviews
When Ashley Beringer comes face-to-face with the notorious Scarecrow, her life working at the Arkham Aslyum becomes a little bit more... interesting. Little does she know that Crane and Nigma have a plan for her after all.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Jonathan C., E. Nigma - Complete
Batman's Guide to Defeating the Arkhamites Easier by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
A series of drabbles. In each, Batman will reveal, in his bestselling guidebook, how to defeat his rogues' gallery with ease!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Bruce W.
Please Stop Touching Me by TheNoblePorpoise reviews
Valentine's Day is here. Love is in the air. So is the fear toxin. I swear I'm not dead, just lazy!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Jonathan C.
Dashing Through the Snow by Checkerboards reviews
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to run from the cops on Christmas Day!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Screams in the Night by Twinings reviews
It can only mean one thing. Hugs! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Asylum by Twinings reviews
Arkham Asylum: the place where everyone needs a hug.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
The Morning After by Twinings reviews
All he wanted was to go back to sleep. Really. That's all.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
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Jaded Thoughts reviews
Hatori has some time to think in his office after an eventful evening in the Sohma house. This is what I think could go through his mind after such an event. One shot, all Hatori's voice.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hatori S. - Complete
A new Riddler in town reviews
Emerald is just a normal girl, or so everyone thinks. After she proves herself against The Riddler, and calls him by his REAL name, he doesn't know what else to do with her other than kidnapp her. Riddler X OC in later sections. Part 1 of a trilogy.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C. - Complete
Tamaki's adventures at Cross Academy reviews
Tamaki Suoh is being sent to Cross Academy, and the first thing he does is try to befriend Zero! How will this turn out for him?
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tamaki S., Zero K.
Emerald's day with Molly Dolly reviews
Emerald is forced to watch Scarecrow's henchgirl Molly while he has a day alone with the Riddler. At first she is NOT happy about it, but after a riddle, she might change her mind about Molly. two O.C.s Molly belongs to pop301118
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C.
An Unexpected Partnership
Batman has been captured by not one, but TWO of his arch-enimies. One is obvious, but the other may be a shock. Will he escape?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bruce W. - Complete