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Joined 03-26-11, id: 2808643, Profile Updated: 06-26-11
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kuroshitsuji.

The Allies

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome ( )

You love to invent things ( )

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films ( )

You can seem to be very brash to other people ( )

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business ( )

You're terrified of ghosts ( )

You know aliens exist (x)

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )

You wear glasses ( )

(2/10) (doesn't surprise me)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea ( )

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynical ( )

Your cooking is awful (x)

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens ( )

You have tried doing black magic before ( )

You get drunk quite easily ( )

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( )

You're good at embroidery ( )

(3/10) (still doesn't surprise me)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate ( )

You think you have a great fashion sense ( )

You like wine ( )

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ( )

You love red roses ( )

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ( )

You're very proud of yourself ( )

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ( )

You say you're a gourmet ( )

(1/10) (thank goodness)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood ( )

You're very tall ( )

You have a tendency to switch between personalities ( )

You wear a scarf all the time ( )

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka ( )

You can seem intimidating to other people ( )

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose ( )

You have a strange laugh that can scare people ( )

(2/10) (eh-heh...i guess this is a good thing?)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature (x)

You're very superstitious (x)

You're very religious ( )

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ( )

You love Hello Kitty (x)

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (x)

You work hard (x)

You're good at drawing ( )

You like sweets (x)

(7/10) (:D yay!)

The Axis

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood ( )

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit ( )

You're very happy-go-lucky ( )

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x)

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ( )

You're a good artist ( )

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something ( )

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ( )

You would surrender in a war situation ( )

(2/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ( )

Sausages are your favorite foods ( )

You like to walk dogs/your dog (x)

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case ( )

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T (x)

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x)

You work very hard (x)

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ( )

You've had issues with money once or twice ( )

(5/10) (more than i thought)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature (x)

You think everything over before saying it ( )

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ( )

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time ( )

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x)

You're good at practical tasks ( )

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(6/10) (yesh!)

Other countries

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised (x)

You're polite (x)

You love classical music (x)

You like cake ( )

You have a mole on your face ( )

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x)

You've composed music before ( )

You tend to call people 'morons' ( )

You wear glasses ( )

(5/10) (awesome!)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are ( )

You love hockey (x)

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ( )

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated ( )

You're bilingual ( )

You always carry a bear with you ( )

(5/10) (also awesome!)

Cuba

You smoke ( )

You're very physically strong ( )

You've won a lot of fist-fights ( )

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( )

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather ( )

You can be very friendly from time to time ( )

You look very tough on the outside ( )

You make a very nice role-model ( )

You don't let people get a word in edgeways ( )

(1/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth ( )

You like to wear flowers in your hair ( )

You used to be a very tough kid ( )

You're very reliable (x)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful ( )

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike ( )

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x)

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)

(5/10) (haha :)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)

You're very serious (x)

You have a lot of patience (x)

You think too much about philosophical stuff (x)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... ( )

You're not very confident (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child ( )

People tend to walk all over you ( )

You're a born worrier ( )

(6/10) (:)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink ( )

You have a friend that you always walk all over ( )

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix ( )

You act before you think ( )

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them ( )

You are able to talk like the opposite gender ( )

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" ( )

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate ( )

You love ponies ( )

(1/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes ( )

You're a bright thinker ( )

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere ( )

You kinda insensitive ( )

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry ( )

You're passionate ( )

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much ( )

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol ( )

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time ( )

(1/10)

South Italy (Rovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with ( )

…but you kinda rely on them anyway ( )

You're friendly to girls (x)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys ( )

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ( )

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling ( )

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying ( )

You love your family, but you just don't show it ( )

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases ( )

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits ( )

(110)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillshmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on ( )

You're slightly aggressive ( )

You think you're totally awesome ( )

You have a pet bird (x)

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers (x)

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it ( )

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane ( )

You tend to pick on some people ( )

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what ( )

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find ( )

(2/10) (so..20% awesome?)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what (x)

You are reclusive (x)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done (x)

You can't get along friendly with other people ( )

But, you're kind towards siblings ( )

You're actually quite strong (x)

You have a lot of money ( )

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring ( )

You had a hard past ( )

(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things ( )

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person ( )

You love kimchi ( )

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders ( )

You like to claim things as yours ( )

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted ( )

(4/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet (x)

You are good at high-tech machinery (x)

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say ( )

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you ( )

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse ( )

You love saunas ( )

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)

(6/10) (yay!)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (x)

You're honest, serious, and love debates ( )

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it ( )

People think you're scary ( )

You're clever with your hands ( )

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine ( )

You're clumsy with human relationships ( )

You tend to go against stronger people ( )

You give up pretty quick ( )

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring ( )

(1/10)

TOP RESULT: CHINA!
-YAY!...aru

List 12 of your favorite Hetalia characters in no particular order and answer the questions.

1. China

2. Russia

3. Canada

4. N. Italy

5. S. Italy/Romono

6. Finland

7. Hungary

8. Poland

9. Sealand

10. Lithuania

11. Switzerland

12. Prussia

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before?

Nope

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

more cute than hot...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

i guess they would, like totally, be some awesome babies.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

none that i can think of right now...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

O_O i don't think so

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.

Romono x Lithuania would definently be better

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.

She would faint of fujoshi happiness!

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.

As Prussia and Poland get caught cheating on their boyfriends, Lithuania and Canada will team up to seek ultimate revenge!!!

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?

uhhhhhh that's an unusual pairing...so i guess not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.

I Will Hit You in the Head with this Pan if you don't Love me Back...?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHOA Italy's the seme?!?!?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

i don't have any friends ;;

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five

" " *sigh*

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

LATVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?

"Young Girl Talking About Herself (Like Totally)" -Parry Gripp

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

EXTREME CRACK WARNING!

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?

aww Lithuania trying pick someone up! he's so shy though!

19. How might Eleven describe a relation between Two and Eight?

He would shoot you then tell you how abusive it would probably be.

20. How emo is Two?

He isn't really emo, he just is mentally cracked and likes to hurt other people.

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

just the other night! it was a Nekotalia fic (if that counts)

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

mind exolodes* there is just so much not right with any of that...

23. What title would you give this fic?

The Most Crackiest FanFiction in the World!...haha see what i did there?

24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?

THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!!!

25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five fic.

Hmm...When the Italy brothers find out that China invented noodles, they suddenly find themselves falling for the man. Who will win the heart of Asian country?

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

When Sweden calls him his wife...wait what's a kink?

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTH is wrong with you?!?!!? *needs brainbleach*

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?

You mean like bunkbeds?

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Russian Roulette by AlchemyNoob reviews
Here and now he would decide if you were worth his time, or if you were just like the dirt under his shoes. And what better way to test you than a game of Russian Roulette? Russia x Reader. No oc; reader insert. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Russia - Complete
Ingredients for Love by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Feliciano is getting married and Lovino is a little jealous. Can he surpass his younger before the I dos and win the heart of a curtain Spaniard, a lot of cussing and a hell of alot of sexual contact. You can bet that the rating will go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Under the Mistletoe by LesstheHero reviews
"Why do you seem to be so upset, Watson?" They stared at each other for a moment "Holmes, in case you didn't notice, we're under a mistletoe"
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Joey does Chandler by therealoctavian reviews
Smut, of the smuttiest kind. Joey / Chandler
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Chandler B., Joey T. - Complete
Cro's College Adventures by crocious reviews
Goddammit, Hima-Papa. Why are my history notes covered in dirty doodles? Why do I already know half the stuff they're teaching? Why am I not paying attention? This is what happens when high school Hetalia fans become college Hetalia fans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Japan, Germany - Complete
Just A Kiss by xCookie93 reviews
When Joey needs to kiss a guy, Chandler desides to be the one to accept it. Chanoey slash. One-shot.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
As It Happens by SamCole reviews
To many drinks, the holiday spirit, a friend trying to help a friend and a fated night prove interesting for two bestfriends. Two-shot.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Hetalia Email by Drama-freakz reviews
Ask any Hetalia character a question! They respond. Rated T for possible out comes! Ran by Germany, but all countries will respond!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 31,145 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Ring On His Finger by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*GerIta* Germany wakes up and finds an engagement ring on his finger. Cue fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bedtime Stories by MapleBurgers reviews
Based back when Matthew was just starting to live with England, he and Alfred both share a bed. More fluff than anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Two Hearts by Anonymous Quincy reviews
Japan gives really good advice. Gertalia. Shonen ai. Kind of fluffy but it's deep. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/21/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, China - Complete
ºдಠ by Kerekyan reviews
Seriously, when you go to Candyland, always make sure to bring extra condoms...\CRACK!/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Broken by Anarchy-my-love reviews
"Have I really slipped this far, to do this?" he murmured to himself, looking at the hand gun. He picked it up, slowly inspecting it before taking the safety off. Re-upload. Gerita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
My Few last words by IComealiveAtnight reviews
a Sad letter from Germany to Prussia as he's dying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Gravediggers by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Halloween means carving pumpkins and wearing costumes to some and gravedigging to others. Canada had forgotten his glasses at home, through no fault of his own, but there was no mistaking the shovel clutched in his grasp. "Gilbert... Why are we here?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Memory Cave by Crystalum et Chaos reviews
Italy has been leaving at night, crying in his room. Germany, not knowing what to do, asks Hungary for her help. Inside the memory cave, Germany learns something only Hungary knows...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Insanity by A Thief's Redemption reviews
I never mean for this to happen. It just...did. I wish I could take it all back, but now the deed has been done and he can't be stopped. North Italy, South Italy No pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Mr Prez by FluffDucklings reviews
Alfred goofs off with the President.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America - Complete
He's Gone by The Adorable Lab Rat reviews
Fail title is fail. Anyway this is about Ludwig beginning to cope with the death of his brother. Sorry I suck at summaries. This is my first story ever! Please comment? Warnings: depressed thoughts and character death BoyxBoy if you really look for it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Reliving Moments by Destiel1994 reviews
"It's been ten years. Ten years. It feels like it happened a lifetime and yet somehow as if it happened only yesterday." Story is better than the summary. I promise
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
School Dance by ForeverKinght reviews
Gilbert has been rejected by every person he has asked to go with him to the school dance. Matthew comes by to try and cheer his friend up. Gilbert is just about ready to give up when he gets an idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Around the World in 80 Days, Sealand's Style! by ShunKazamis-Girl reviews
To be noticed, Sealand decides to sail around the world by ocean in 80 days! He didn't know he might come back in time for his birthday. One-shot loosely based on "Around the World in 80 Days". Exclusively written for Sealand's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sealand - Complete
Water Bucket by The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg reviews
'Bruder... Why do you hate me' Ludwig thought as he stared at the bucket of cold water on top of his door. ... One-shot of Younger!Ludwig and Gilbert as brothers! My first fanfiction!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Dangerous Game by PrinceofElsinore reviews
A poem about forbidden lust and playful teasing gone too far. Gilbert's pov.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - [Prussia, Germany] - Complete
His Heart by Zo One reviews
For Christmas Finland asks for but one thing: A Santa letter from Sweden. What he doesn't expect, is how seriously the other nation takes to the task. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Italian Lullaby by Yellow-Eco-Sage reviews
Germany decides to write a song for Italy on the piano after taking lessons from Austria. Who knew he was such a fabulous piano player? GerIta one-shot, half-songfic for "Love Theme For Italy" by John Samuel Hanson.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia Songs: 3 by AddictedOtaku reviews
A Hetalia parody of the song "3" by Britney Spears. It's about Feliciano and his adventures with pasta. Rated T for the ending. Involves Italy and Romano's curls.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Little Ones Thoughts by Kureru Elric reviews
Seeing mpreg in a whole different way. Trust me, it's good. Rated T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Canada - Complete
Germany's Diary by ShariLove reviews
Italy finds and reads Germany's diary in hopes of learning more about his friend. Germany x Italy : Lots of fluff. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Worth the pain by pekebella reviews
Lovino spends the first night with his child at the hospital. Drabble, Spamano Mpreg bad summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Triple Dog Dare by crocious reviews
Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Boys In Room 12 by HylianHeroine2 reviews
As a volunteer, you must be observant. Arthur Kirkland is such. One thing he noticed was that little Alfred had never been adopted before. Now he wonders why. Not gore, just fluff. FACE family at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Loved Him First by Jackson - The Guardian of Fun reviews
Songfic It's Matthew and Gilbert's wedding day, and Francis has one thing to say to the Prussian boy. "I loved him first." Fatherly!Franada, fluffy PruCan. Brother!Alfred. Disclaimer: I. OWN. NOTHIIIIING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Insanity by Random-Crap-To-The-Rescue reviews
You can't run from me. You can't avoid me. But if it were up to me, I would have killed you years ago. OneShot. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Regalami il tuo Sogno by crocious reviews
This is why Germany always drives. For a fic trade. T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
44 seconds by Roxi2Star reviews
How to get Roma to think dirty thoughts about Spain it 44 seconds or less. Sequel to 27 seocnds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
An American Pastime by OrangePlum reviews
Canada wants to know why America loves baseball so much. England deviously decides to get America to explain to the public if he is a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Iggy's Yellow Submarine by PirateIggyJones reviews
Alfred has a new obsession.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Skip Sing Spin by Random-Crap-To-The-Rescue reviews
Liechtenstein just felt like skipping. Hungary just felt like singing. Seychelles just felt like dancing. It was just one of those days when you feel happy for what seems like no reason at all. Oneshot. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hungary, Seychelles - Complete
What's a foursome? by Glitter Griffin reviews
"Hey Doitsu..?" Feli looked confused, not that it was uncommon. "What's a Foursome again?" All was to be explained. Thoroughly. Suckish summary sucks. Sorry. Dx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
American Camping by crocious reviews
Alfred and Matt go on an Appalachian adventure! Hilarity ensues as the two learn what it means to be there for your brother. Mild language, bacon abuse and a state gets insulted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - America, Canada
Easter with FACE by When Midnight Strikes reviews
An Easter story with F.A.C.E. France, America, Canada, and England .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The breakfast battle by takuya reviews
You can't win every battle in life, even if you're america, sometimes it's the small victoys that count.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
ROAD TRIP by ThexFifthxAlice reviews
Spain and Romano go on a road trip to a magical place. Freakiest road trip eva! CRACK! T for Romano's bad words!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Zap Zone Hetalia! by H.A.J.K. 2.00 reviews
What would the countries be like if they went Lazer-tagging? Who would be one who's side? Read this to find out! Complete crack fic in my mind, it doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's funny! So read it! Rated T for Romano's mouth 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
I Blame You! by baseballgirl1313 reviews
My first attempt at comedy! What happens when the U.N. gets all of the nations in a room and says that thye can blame eachother for anything that they have done and nothing is off limits? Cue the crack!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Little Seme by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Little America is harrassing England when France walks in, and of course he has something to say about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just Beachy by Demand Truth reviews
Italy suggests an annual trip to the beach since everyone has been getting along so nicely, but the day might just end in disaster for Alfred and Arthur. USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Italy's Gift by Bri Nara reviews
It's Italy's birthday and Germany forgot! What will he give him? GerIta fluff attempt. Side Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Everyone's On Facebook These Days by PlatinumPixels reviews
Lithuania is cleaning Russia's office and "happens" to stumble upon his Facebook. Nosy!Lithuania is Nosy. Rated T for language. Not coupled as well a TWT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Status: In a Relationship by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account. Gilbert/Matthew, hints of other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
China's new years surprise by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
One-Shot. Its Chinese new years eve and again China is spending it alone. But when he hears rumors that Russia is coming for a visit, what sort of surprise will the Asian be in for? Yaoi, slight sexuall deeds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let's Cuddle, da? by JustDrinkTea reviews
"Yao, why are your sleeves so long?" Ivan wants to cuddle. Yao doesn't. Ivan has a devious idea that involves Yao's sleeves. Pointless fluff. One-shot. RoChu RussiaxChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Take Over Finland by I.Braginsky reviews
Simple reason why Russia never takes over Finland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Russia, Finland - Complete
Scribbles On The Wall by Doitsu reviews
He hoped no one noticed that he used the Ladies' bathroom instead. But as always, Russia had to come looking for him in the worst moment. "This isn't what it looks like..." Russia/China -not femChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
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A Better Place reviews
"Dear England, I went to go die. Love, America" - England and Little Colony!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
sLaughter reviews
Hetalia x Black Butler x Death Note - Canada kills Light and Sebastian has to help hide the body. - Written for Motaku 2011. Slightly crackish...
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sebastian M., Canada - Complete
Avoir Assez reviews
He'd had enough...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - France - Complete
Hungary's Birthday reviews
Japan and America's special gift to Hungary...It's not what you think XD Rated 'T' because I'm paranoid...My first fanfiction! Enjoy XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hungary, Japan - Complete