Citadela
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-27-11, id: 2808948, Profile Updated: 05-08-16
Author has written 1 story for Hobbit.

Hi,

Saying something meaningful about myself, which would be polite thing to do after you put some effort into checking out my profile, and still remaining sufficiently in the shadows, where I feel comfortable, is proving to be a bit tricky.

I like fan fiction. I like that I found out that there are after all people to talk to out there.

When I was 8, I swore I will never marry.

20 something years later, I broke my word.

I said also I was not made for motherhood, and several years ago, that turned out to be not true, also.

I said I will never write, let alone post anything, and as you can see, broke that "promise", too.

Clearly, my word is not to be taken seriously :)

The true blame, never the less, lies with the people that I hold dear. I tend to let them change my mind. And in all of these cases, it brought me good things and a lot of joy :)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Light Room by kkolmakov reviews
Remember the story titled "Dark Room?" Here's a flip version of it. So you can expect amnesia; hardly any Tolkien canon; plenty of humour and fluff; and all the classics of kkolmakov writing. If you want 'proper FF,' this is not the story you're looking for ;) Summary: Thorin gets hit to the head, but the goose egg is the least of his problems. The lost 18 years will be :D
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,764 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 6/2 - Thorin, Balin, Elvenking Thranduil, OC
Letters to Your Heart, Axes to Your Scabbard by kkolmakov reviews
After Erebor had been lost, and the Dwarves had abandoned hope to reclaim the Kingdom of Moria, Thorin, son of Thrain breaks off his betrothal to Lady Dania, daughter of Lyr, niece of Dain Ironfoot, the woman with whom he had been exchanging letters in secret for years. What happens when her younger sister joins his company on the Quest for Erebor? [Thorin x OC]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 103,239 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Complete
Dark Room by kkolmakov reviews
Humourous amnesia fic. Wren, a healer from Dale, wakes up in a dark room with no memories of how she got there, while Thorin Oakenshield (who, of course, lived through BotFA) wants his wife back. All possible harlequin romance cliches, giggles, and guffaws included {Thorin x OC}
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,370 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Thorin, Dwalin, Balin, OC - Complete
Read Like a Book by kkolmakov reviews
Sometimes there's a woman. Not the Woman, of course, and only for a brief time - but it doesn't mean it doesn't count. An unremarkable, modest librarian comes to Sherlock for help. Someone visits her flat at night, and a man shortly appeared in her life only to vanish without a trace. Are the events connected? And how will Sherlock take her uncanny ability to see right through him?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., OC, Mary M. - Complete
Thorin's Timeline by kkolmakov reviews
Have you ever felt completely confused when reading my stories? Have you gotten lost in all the springs and mornings? Does the timeline and birth dates of the little Oakenshields confuse you? Here is a simple and elegant solution to your problems! I present you "Thorin's Timeline", a short and convenient guide through the mad maze that is my creativity. Short explanations included.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Thorin - Complete
The Written Word I: The Journal by LadyDunla reviews
After his parents' funeral Thoren, son of Thorin, comes across a leather-bound journal in their old rooms. As he opens it he finds himself facing their story: There and Never Back Again... Eventually Thorin/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 755,232 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Thorin's Queen by kkolmakov reviews
Now that Erebor has been reclaimed, who will take a place near Thorin Oakenshield on the throne of Durin? Surely, not a random fling from seven years ago... *No Infringement Intended* Written in collaboration with RagdollPrincess. Not related to other of my stories, except "Another Night, Another Path." Timeline #2. Story #1.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,109 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014
Great Balls of Fire! by kkolmakov reviews
John Thorington is a station officer of his fire service team, and one day in the flames he receives a gift he didn't ask for. What is he to do with a small redhead who claims she is from a place called Middle Earth and doesn't know how a toaster works? [Thorin X my usual OC, Wren] Four chapters and later potentially a collection of drabbles.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Dwalin, OC - Complete
Manna from Heaven by ZeesMuse reviews
Be careful what you wish for, for the Angel of Death has a sense of humor.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 371,597 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Guy of Gisborne, OC
An Unexpected Journey by A Daydreaming Writer reviews
The Company of Thorin Oakenshield is torn away from Middle Earth and land unexpectedly in the home of Hayden Parker - a 22 year old woman from England. Will they be able to find their way back to Middle Earth and if they do, what dangerous adventures await them? *Currently being edited and rewritten*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 176,838 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Glimpse Towards Thorin by kkolmakov reviews
Just a little image floating in my brain *No infringement intended* One-Shot
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Phoenix Feathers by Camillo reviews
Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hobbit of Mine reviews
Summary kindly supplied by kkolmakov, author, artist, mom, baker and, I suspect, an alien emissary stranded here, to our advantage: "A hobbit is offered a job of a burglar, and firmly refuses of course. A Dwarven King doesn't refuse one night of true hobbit hospitality. What happens when a one night stand stretches into a quest for Erebor."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Aurette (24)
kkolmakov (66)
Zoop (48)