Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Please I urge all slash writers to list that their fic is slash. Even if you don't have slash but it can be called into question by the summary say no slash. More people might read your fic if there is no question.
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile be warned it is sad:
My name is Sarah I am but three,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you agree post it on you profile.
You have problems if:
you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement
your greatest dream is to have a massive orgy
you stay up half the night doing illegal things
you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible
you karate chop milk
you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute.
If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!
But if you are a true Ninja...
Come to the dark side... WE HAVE KUNOICHIS!!!
Unless you piss them off then we have castrations
I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.
But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
You said I stopped caring
You said I stopped coming
You said I didn't love you
You said I cheated
You said I wasn't loyal
You said I was lying
You said I couldn't be trusted
You said I gave my heart away to someone else
You said I didn't give enough
You said you feel like you're the only one in this relationship
But you know what?
I didn't stop caring, YOUdid
I didn't stop coming, YOU did
I didn't say I didn't love you, YOU did
I didn't cheat, YOU did
There was never a time where I wasn't loyal to you
There was never a time I'd lied to you
There was never a time I couldn't be trusted
There was never a time I gave my heart to someone else
I didn't give enough, I GAVE enough
You don't feel like you're the only one in this realitionship, I DO
I never stopped caring
I never stopped loving
I thought my love and loyalty was enough
I thought my heart and along with my soul would be yours forever
Guess I was wrong
But like I said, I never stopped caring
Copy and paste this if you've ever been in a relationship like that
7 reasons not to mess with kids
Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”
Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.
I've decided to post the following links because I've noticed a few authors do this and it greatly helped me when I first discovered fanfiction. The following links are to other fanfiction sites.
Harry Potter Fanfic Archive- http://www.hpfanficarchive.com/
This site (above) allows smut and is pretty well organized.
This site (above) has a lot of Harry Potter fanfics and not much else. There is a lot of smut but the site has very poor organization. It's still worth a look.
This site (above) has a lot of Stargate fanfics. There are some smut works here as well with pretty decent organization.
Twisting the Hellmouth- http://www.tthfanfic.org/
This site (above) is primarily a Buffy the vampire slayer fanfic site but has many crossovers as well. It's an awesome site that allows smut and is pretty organized. It also has the feature of allowing you view the entire story on one page so you can save it easily. If you are an author considering publishing on this site it is probably more hassle than it is worth. It's a pain in the ass to put fics on there.
Tenhawk Presents- http://www.tenhawkpresents.com/
This site (above) is also another primarily Buffy one but also mixes with other genres. It contains smut as well and decent organization. It doesn't have as many stories as the previous one.
Harry Potter Fanfiction- http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/
This site (above) is pretty well organized and has some pretty good fics. It's a bit harder to use the search engine to narrow down your search but you'll get there.
This site (above) is probably the best site for Harry/Hermione pairings. In general the search engine sucks but the site has some really good fics.
Not a bad site but the search engine leaves much to be desired.
Adult Fanfiction- http://adultfanfiction.net/
This site (above) is a good site for smut fics as the name implies. I will warn you to be careful or you could get a weird one that will horrify you more than 2 girls 1 cup.
This site (above) is a pretty good place to find interesting fics. Updates come more often than some other sites.
Seraglio is a companion site to Lu's personal site which is devoted to harem fics. There are several good fics on Seraglio both by Lu and another good author, Red Jacobson. There are a few other authors posting there currently as well. The site is dedicated to relationships involving either Xander based fics or Harry Potter based fics. No male/male slash fics are allowed.
I don't get on ficdom that often but there are a few good reads if you look throughout the site.
This site is sorted by author for the most part and contains some really good reads. Jbern has a major presence on this site. All of this amazing author's works are worth the perusal.
XNXX Stories- http://stories.xnxx.com/
xnxx stories is a good place to go in order to read some good erotic fiction. Although the grammar is poor in quite a few cases the works on this domain are enough to get the fires of passion burning.
Literotica is another good smut story site. In comparison to xnxx, Literotica tends to have better grammar and spelling but at the same time the collection on Literotica is less...diverse. xnxx authors don't hold back.
The fiction on storiesonline is mainly original with very little fanfiction in sight. But most often these works of many authors are worth the read.
Patronus Charm- http://www.patronuscharm.net/
it has apparently grown as large as hpfanficarchive with higher standards.
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