Jashin's Kitsune
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Joined 03-27-11, id: 2809244, Profile Updated: 02-06-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Name: U don't need 2 know
Nickname: Keynome or Hidan ;3
Gender: Female
Age: Old enough 2 kick ur ass (jk but i am old enough 2 be on fanfiction) XD
Things about me: Well I love to draw whenever I get the time, talking with my friends, doing something stupid or just enjoy reading fan fiction there’s much more but I don’t feel like typing it all it would take forever but when I get more time I well
Ok as you can see I like anime I bet you could tell by my nickname (Hidan) ;p
some of the anime shows I watch are listed 1-??? XD
1.Naruto
2.Death note
3.Inuyasha
4.Code geass

If you say Fuck the Dark side, Join the Akatsuki they have hot men AND cookies and milk, copy this onto your profile

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground
Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

If kisses were raindrops,
I'd send you showers.
If hugs were minutes,
I'd send you hours.
If smiles were an waves,
I'd send you the sea.
And if love was a person,
I'd send u ME !!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;

BloodyRoseSharpThorn ;3, Yaoiluvergirl, Natara1997, Jashin's Kitsune


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things re-post it as "I am
looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"


~-~IF YOU WANT TO KILL CHICKEN ASS SASUKE PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE!~-~

There are no sexualities . You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Is he gay or European?

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile

- "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you." –

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all the way
to the top
of the tree

Now that I have more time I can tell you guys more about me. my fav. colors are red, black, and dark blue.
Music: rock, metal, some screamo bands, but I DO NOT LIKE COUNTRY AT ALL AND I MEAN THAT!!!
Things I like to do are be outdoors sometimes it gives me ideas and stuff :) go places and do random things, video games,...ummmmm...lets skip this and come back latter. :3
Oh and for when I'm writing and I mite have writers block it would be awesome if you could help with that please, i'll give you a cookie. ;) hahahaha JK but please do help. and another thing no flames...they give me a sad face T_T :'(

JASHIN ROCKS...ummmmm sorrry but I just so had to say that. :D

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

186809 people have received this result since 3-29-08.

Well if you must know what I do almost all the time just read this. (note I do not do all of them)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things...

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

1. You enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played real solitaire in years

3. You would rather look all over the house for the remote the press the power button on the TV

4. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

6. As you read this you think of sending this to all your friends

7. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8. You were to busy to notice number 5

9. You actually looked back up to see if there even was a number 5

10. Now your laughing at your own stupidity

11. Now you will post this on your profile because you fell for it!

OMJ I fell for it

No Means No

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um...no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl waits till her baby is born, and then commits suicide. Her baby boy was put up for adoption and was taken into an abusive family. He was ridiculed for being the son of a whore and a bastard. When he grew up and had a family, he still had the scars of his childhood. He was always to afraid too hug his children. The only thing he knew about his parents was that his mother was a whore (not true) and his father was a bastard (very true). He didn't even know who his real father was.

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

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A Toy For The Akatsuki by HoneyWriter78 reviews
Hinata Hyuga is on a sole mission for the fifth Hokage on her way back she stumbles upon a massacre by four powerful S class rogue nins, namely the Akatsuki will she escape their clutches or become their toy... rated M for language and sexual situations and future lemons (onesided Hida/Hina) (onesided Dei/Hina)and Naru/Hina (ON HOLD FOR NOW)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,154 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Hidan, Deidara] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ready or Not, Here I Come by TheCorpseGarden reviews
She made the mistake of uttering the word "forever" to a psychotic immortal. Now she would pay the price. Everything would be taken from her: her freedom, her sanity, and her status as a human being. She would become no more than a toy - easy to play with, but a little harder to discard. Chapter 6 updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,151 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 11/13/2012 - [Hidan, OC] Deidara, Akatsuki
Sweet Thing by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 91,853 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Wish of a Lifetime by WrathOfSoul reviews
A human have many wishes in throughout their lives. It is no different for one Uzumaki Naruto and he wishes for many, many thing. He knows though that wishes comes with a price attached and he does not think he is all to willing to pay for it. But, is it the truth? Or, does he just never find some wish that he is willing to pay the price for? Will he find it in his lifetime?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shino A., Gaara]
Til Death Do Us Part by Seiferdragon reviews
"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,413 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Diabolik Lovers: Broken by Throbbinginflection reviews
Yui clings to the last part of her the vampires haven't taken, but when Laito notices her enjoying a bite too much, she will lose that too. How much will she endure before she breaks? Final chapter now up.
Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Complete
Scream For Me by SlenderXLover reviews
An obsession that destroyed all that it touched. Jeff the Killer/ OC fanfiction! Language, Lemons, Adult Themes, Violence (maybe)
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012
Captive by DragonofFernweh reviews
You spend your life waiting to be bought, because in the Slave Trade that's really all your life is about, working. You pray your new owner is nicer than the last. But when Amaya; a teenager who's spent her life in a cage, is purchased by Hidan of the Akatsuki, she's pretty sure she'd rather the devil had bought her instead, as she's thrust into this heaven and h*ll.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,544 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hidan, OC - Complete
One Snowy Day by JJ-senpai100 reviews
On one of the coldest days of December, after being kicked out of his apartment, all Hidan needed was a ride. And the masked man who drives up will give hime a ride that was much more than he bargained for! Rated M for Hidan's mouth and future content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Mixed Emotions ( Jeff the Killer x Jane the Killer ) by Kyoki Otaku reviews
Jane has Jeff right where she wants him. There are people around, but she doesn't mind. She's ready to get revenge. However, why does he keep hitting on her? Why does she like it? Why does he beg her to kill him? Why doesn't she? Why does he attempt suicide right in front of her? Why does she save him? What is this feeling? Why can't she kill him? Rated M just in case.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013
You'll never break me by JashinsAngel123 reviews
OK I totally suck at summary's. but its basically a story where hidan is a slave and kakuzu is the master. Can kakuzu break his little albino slave and will they fall for each other. The only way to find out is to read. Yaoi. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Akatsuki took me in - A Naruto Fanfic by LaudRain reviews
Story about a girl named Shimu, Amaya Shimu, that is abuse by her boyfriend, but you will find out throughout the story why does her boyfriend abused her. Hidan-sama takes her in as his personal maid, Shimu slowly falls in love with Hidan... A lot of drama happens that i wont say it here. THE FANFIC WILL BE LONG! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THANKS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,639 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U., Naruto U., Deidara
Wishes by PrintesaNastase reviews
Soushi's wish conflicts with Ririchiyo's past. Will he discover the reason for her sleepless nights and how will he react to it? Warning: Contains rape and sexual scenes. I am not promoting rape, but rather trying to demote it. Please don't misunderstand
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M.
The real you by Happygirl10025 reviews
Kat Redhill joins the creepy pasta crew but will killing be the only thing that happens. Sexy smut, Jeff the killer,slender man,BEN drowned,hoodie,and masky. DIRTY DIRTY SMUT
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013
The Unexpected Love by nagatokun reviews
A HidaPein love story, when Pein and Hidan almost accidentally kiss when Hidan first joins, things really start to get crazy between the baka and the leader. Will there be love between these two or hate? Rated M for lemon. Gets more serious and dark in later chapters. Currently redoing older chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein
A Tale Of Slave And Master by Kazoopernatural reviews
ON HIATUS! After being sold by his own father to pay off a debt, Deidara is bought as a sex slave by Madara Uchiha, a well known drug lord. Deidara refuses to obey his new 'master', forcing Madara to teach the insolent young pup his place. MadaDei. Mentions of KakuHida. Slight SasoDei. Pervert Orochimaru. YAOI. RAPE. ABUSE. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Deidara, Madara U.
White Rabbit by Kazoopernatural reviews
ON HIATUS! After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI. RAPE/ABUSE TRIGGER WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stranger Things Have Happened by Makkoska reviews
When Hidan is captured by a group of shinobi hunting for him, Kakuzu grudgingly has to come to his rescue. It brings changes to their relationship in a way neither of them anticipated. Be warned for yaoi, language, gore, violence. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
You shouldn't try to remember by akebou reviews
After Shikamaru has "killed" Hidan, he losts his memory during a mission and he stumbles upons Hidan's grave. Yaoi, lime and lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sleeping Jashinist by NoodleRamen reviews
Inspired by Sleeping beauty. AU. Rated M for Hidan. Read and review if you please :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,786 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Awakening desire by akebou reviews
What will happen if the akatsuki zombi team meet the Kakuzu and Hidan from another world? Warning : Lemon and Rape! KakuHidan -not rape, but a bit of molestation-, KakuKaku, JashinHidan and jailersKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Jashinist's Aphrodosiac by Mettlei reviews
Hidan's sexual experiences with Akatsuki... Hidan didn't mind much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Kousei by YaoiPhox reviews
MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,879 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Mates by August Stark reviews
Naruto runaway from four villages. Kyuubi see Naruto and wants to make Naruto his mate. But will Naruto accept or will he fight? Yaoi, KyuubixNaruto boyxboy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
No September by MissBMarie reviews
KakuHida. Because I'm a sucker for AU KakuHida stories. Neither Hidan nor Kakuzu had planned for any of this, but once they were in this relationship, they were in it for good. CollegeStudent!Kakuzu / HighSchoolSenior!Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Hidan's Paper Flower by Darkfufu reviews
Ten years ago, Hidan saved a toddler from a vicious fire. Now, she is getting ready to turn 12, and she is Hidan's slave. Rated M for some sexual content, and of course, Hidan's mouth. Caution, it is graphic. Reviews are appreciated, but not necessary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hidan
Dreaming of You by deideichan09 reviews
2011 UPDATED! Itachi's just your normal english teacher with dreams of being with the one student he just loves to give detentions to, but can he make his dreams a reality if you don't like BOYxBOY love don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
Perfectly Horrible by Dementia777 reviews
Poor Hidan got sold out by his greedy partner, and is now a prisoner of Konoha. They're overjoyed to have a member of the Akatsuki to interrogate at first, but of course things are never that easy. How do you make a masochist talk when he doesn't want to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,105 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Psychiatrist and Strippah by YaoiPhox reviews
Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
First Love by pimptav reviews
my second kakuhi story. a 20 chapter story c: enjoy Setting is modern, 2010-2011 Enjoy c:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Mine and Mine Only by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Seven long grueling years of watching that beautiful little girl blossom into a breath-taking vixen and now he can't keep his hands off her any longer. Rape, violence, and everything in between. Rated M for language and possibly disturbing themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Lock and Lost by deideichan09 reviews
"hey...what's up?" seeing him reach into his bag my body tensed, what if he's a pimp and wants me to be his whore or he's going to lure me with sweets into the back of his truck and take advantage of me! 'you're just been stupid you idiot' OC UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
Experiment by KuroDark reviews
Madara has always been curious about homosexuality, and, so, he enlists his best friend to help him out with a little...experiment. One-shot. PeinxMadara. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Kakuzu's revenge by I-Fancy-Rock-Lee reviews
After 4 long years of Hidan...well being Hidan really, Kakuzu finally decided to get his own back. "My turn." he thought as the humurous revenge stirred in his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Forgotten by Ecchi Nin reviews
Kakuzu is dead, and Hidan, suffering a mental breakdown, has completely forgotten about his deceased lover, the enraged soul of Kakuzu slowly steals his sanity. Is it even real? Hidan didn't know. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Bloody Prayer by Acolyte of Truth reviews
As a child, Naruto was attacked. For his own safty, he is sent to the peaceful villaege of Yugakure where he meets a strange man who will teach him about a near extinct religion. Soon plots open up, and it becomes unclear wo is working for who. FemHaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,742 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Hidan Lemon by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Kitade hates playing games, but what happens when they play a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kitade gets paired up with a horny Hidan - now what? Rated 'M' for bad language, a sexy Hidan, a heated lemon and slight violence in future chappies. Descript.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Jashin by Maru-sha reviews
AU fic. Jashin is the god of Death and puts up with his job without much interest. Hidan is a young boy in the Yugakure village. While in the care of Madara, the Uchiha member gets FAR too touchy-feely with Hidan. What will happen when Jashin hears Hidan's pleas for death? Can a god of Death...have a follower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jashin, Hidan, Madara U.
What not to do to the Akatsuki by I-Fancy-Rock-Lee reviews
50 things not to do if you value your life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Seme Pets by YaoiPhox reviews
Phox is at it again! On my say, she has changed all the Akatsuki semes into animals ! All the Uke's get a shot at being master; Mature for reason! Yaoi! A break from Lasting Partners.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Pain is Yours by spirited curiosities reviews
Two kunoichi fall prey to the Akatsuki and each finds themselves seduced by different men. However, their story is the same: she fell in love with him, he fell in love with her. Dark secrets threaten the stability of their relationships. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,824 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - [Hidan, OC] Itachi U.
Hot For Teacher by Kaline Reine reviews
AU fic about a guy stuck in a class with a greedy college professor who exchanges grades for money. He is struggling for money and can't afford to pay. How will he pass the class? KakuHida. Yaoi gay, male/male fic. Written for .Chocolate.Kunai.Chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
ChildHood Is Calling by Bubonicc reviews
Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rescue by gar-a-ash reviews
Kakuzu is attacked by a bear, and the only one there to help him is a strange girl who lives like an animal. Hidan is nowhere to be found, and Kakuzu finds himself having to depend on this strange girl, who has no knowledge of how to talk.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,393 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kakuzu
Piece Of Art by ms.jester reviews
Hidan, the top art student, dreams of being just as good as his older brother, Hideki, a genius tattooist, in art. Kakuzu is an art major in college who comes to teach Hidan's class for extra credit. Can he help Hidan achieve his dream? KakuHida AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Could We Have Been by 2dragonkat reviews
What if Zuko had talked with Aang at the end of “The Blue Spirit.” Could their relationship progress into something more as they traveled all over the world because of that one little moment? Zuko/Aang yaoi. Sexual situations and such. You've been warned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,127 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Shut up Hidan by skydreia reviews
Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Your Immortal Heart Belongs To Me by EXPLOSIVE BONDAGE reviews
Hidan is your basic mass murderer...Kakuzu is your everyday common thief, but what were to happen if the two decided to hit the same dude and the same house, on the same day. Rated M for profound language and in the smexual nature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Waiting For You by EstelleYS reviews
Kakuzu X Hidan fan fiction: Hidan is in trouble, but Kakuzu doesn't save him. What happens here on out? Will Kakuzu's love help pull his Zealot through? Will Hidan forgive Kakuzu? Yes, sucky summary, but i try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Money Collector and the Religious Zealot by Aeris460 reviews
Things are happening to Hidan and Kakuzu can’t figure it out. But when he wakes up it’s as if nothing happened. Though these symptoms happen at night will the day’s happenings have any effect on Hidan and Kakuzu’s relationship? YAOI KAKUHIDAN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hidan Goes High by Dragon ANBU reviews
Hidan has his fun and suffers the consequences. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hidan - Complete
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I just wanted to help reviews
Sixteen years of my life I've lived happy and loved or that's what I thought when in reality it was sorrow and hate. My name is Hidan I live a life of secret now, and so do my friends and this is how it started.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Heart to heart reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are sent to capture the nine tails things get screwed up Hidan get kidnaped and Naruto's pissed off like there's no tomorrow, topped off with a little HidanXKakuzu want to see what happens, read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Revenge is sweet reviews
What happens when revenge go's too far and turns into seduction. Read to find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan and Itachi are Creepers reviews
What happens to a bored Jashinist with an evil mind and a helpful weasel and a pissed of Kakuzu read to find out. Warning cursing and bad singing as torture
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete