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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Wassup y'all? My name is *BEEEEP* and I am *BEEEEP* years old. If you were like WTF! on the keyboard when you read *BEEEEP* DEAL WITH IT. BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SH- *TEN MINUTES LATER* Anywhoo, if you think my name is too long call me Nerd or Panda or NerdiixPanda or Miss or Ma'am. I don't really care unless it's a word that is banned from the Senior Citizen Retirement Home. I DO read flames because I REALLY want to improve my writing. But please don't be harsh. I have been bullied throughout my entire life. I don't need it now. BTW, you should know by now that ALLL of my writing is SOOO MARY-SUE. If you think so, tell me and tell me how I could improve it. :) Enjoy my rants. NOTE: THAT IS NOT SARCASM PEOPLE. IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE IT, BUT IT IS NOT!!!!!

I love meh reviewers so I give FREE virtural cookies to AWLLL of you!

I am currently working of some stories later on after I give five chapters on FIND ME AND THE FIRST STORY OF THE THAT SERIES.


1: THAT Is Why The Cullens Don't Play Truth Or Dar (coming soon)

2: Find Me

Bella's Outfit Chapter Four: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=blackhoodie&hl=en&sa=X&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4SNNT_en_US392&biw=1366&bih=591&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=NYk-BvSwr1tRZM:&imgrefurl=http://xim.hubpages.com/hub/Black-Hoodies&docid=_60tY27a3GVhcM&imgurl=http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4247878_f520.jpg&w=520&h=520&ei=mHqQULrSB-eBiwLR-YDoCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1015&vpy=93&dur=3885&hovh=224&hovw=224&tx=107&ty=125&sig=114853585706563126125&page=2&tbnh=142&tbnw=145&start=14&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,i:273


-wondering if I make truth or dare fic (Twilight) (PM Meh if you want details)

-wondering a comedy about emmett having a blog. :)

-wondering a story about bella/jacob

BLOG- 10/26/2012

Hey guys! I decided to make a 'blog' section in my profile so you get to know what my beautiful self is up too. I know people here don't even spend time to read profiles so probably no one out there is reading this. CUZ PEOPLE HERE ONLY CARE ABOUT STORIES NOT THE ACTUAL AUTHOR!


So, I am planning to make new stories and BTW, I am updating DAILY!!! on Find Me. If not, my latest update would have to be a day after I'm supposed to update. ;) Thats a treat for you guys. BTW, I have 43 FOLLOWERS on Find Me. Somebody would be like 'Find Me doesn't even have alot of reviews that beautiful Nerdii-whatever is lying.' BUT I AM NOT! It's true.

hee hee!

I have a Pottermore account! So add me if you are a Potter fan! I'm more of a Draco fan though... HE'S A SEXY BEAST! I'm GlowBronze1024 and I'm in FROGGING Slytherin! Hee hee!

I am working on a funny sketch of Emmett having a blog. I don't have that much ideas so plz help me and I will mention you in my stories and give your stories about (about how much the chapters are) that much reviews. I am so excited on making a truth or dare for the Cullens. I am not going to make it SUPER random that you can't understand it. I am going to put a dash of funny and a pinch of random and a gallon of PURE AWESOMENESS. Though, I need help with the title.

I have NO idea what to call it. So plz help me \(T0T)/


BLOG- 10/27/2012

Hey guys! So I made a new story it's called the THAT series. The story is called THAT Is Why The Cullens Don't Play Truth Or Dare! It's really fun and I am accepting truths or dares through reviews. :) Just so you know. I had really fun writing it even though it kind of ends in a cliffhanger. I had really good time. Please review!

AnYwhoo, I am going to update Find Me or Immortal Madness tommorrow so don't fret my little readers and reviewers. I am planning on why Emmet has a blog. So probably I'll be calling it why WHY series. Though it's like THAT but only about Emmett I guess.

That title is probably going to be something like... WHY Emmett Doesn't Have A Blog, or WHY Emmett Doesn't Have A Diary, or etc. PM me if you have anymore BETTER titles. I'ma running out of brain power.

I am also working on a twincest story on Draco/OC. It'll be my frist lemons and I am SUPER busy. I don't know if I'll ever update on Immortal Madness though. The good thing is that I will be frequently working on Find Me alot.

I have a test coming soon so I will be working UBER fast. Though sometimes I will be like 2 days late when I'm supposed to update. I'm sorry. STUPID TESTS!

The twincest story is about Draco having a twin... obviously and that twin is from Beaxubatons. She get's kicked out from the headmaster and she decides to stay at Hogwarts. Year 5 probs.

I DON'T KNOW. It doesn't have much of a plot to it. It's just an idea. I CAN'T promise you I'll update on make that story. WHATCHA WAITNG FOR READ THE THAT SERIES NOW!


BLOG- 10/29/2012 (NEW)

Hey guys! I'm sorry I couldn't update! I AM SOO busy with my test preps and due essays. I know what a LAME excuse. I hate myself now. Don't worry. I am planning to update TWO chapters on find me and if I have time, do one chapter of the first book of the THAT series. Ugh, I don't know if I can make promises though, I am deeply sorry.

BTW, so people have PMed me saying that my disclaimer is a bit RUDE. So, I am sorry if any of my 'funny' disclaimers is RUDE TO YOU, I am sorry because I'm just trying to be funny. And I am sorry if I created any invisible feud between us.


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Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16086 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Trio and Ginny Read Fanfiction by Lady Alinor reviews
One fine day at the Burrow, Harry and Ginny relaxing on the couch, and Hermione is reading something on her laptop. 'Hermione, what are you reading,' Ron asks. 'Oh, just a bit of fanfiction...' she says lightly. Therein lies the tale. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Good Enough by Evil-Clowns-Rule reviews
DISCONTINUED!Bella was changed by Laurent and Victoria after Edward left. What will she do? What will her powers be?Most importantly, will she ever find Edward? Better than it sounds. Rated T for language, lime, violence, cutting, and possible MURDER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Was Just 17 by SarahJean6 reviews
Bella misses her older brother Emmett who is away at collage. What might happen when she meets his older housemate? After all she is just 17. Lemony Goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,414 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Soul Fliers by XlaraC reviews
What if there was more beyond vampires and werewolves - it's possible, right? Right. Isabella Swan is said 'more', and the Cullens are about to find that out, whether it be the easy way, or the hard way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,306 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexplained connection by Daniel'smummy reviews
Bella and Jake struggle with an unusual imprinting, but it is only the start of Jake's discoveries. Soon a tangled web of secrets threatens to seperate him from his pack and push him into an uneasy allegiance to keep Bella safe from harm. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 167,214 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4729 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires, Werewolves, and Mermaids, Oh, My! by kiaxoxo reviews
I looked down at my legs and was shocked speechless. Instead of pale, clumsy legs, was a scaly dark blue tail. A scaly blue bikini top replaced my shirt. Dear Lord, please help me. Full Sumary inside... *edited*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,934 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
I'm in Love with a Rockstar by teamjacobrulez reviews
In hopes of forgetting 'him,' Bella moves back to Florida for a fresh start. Cocky and arrogant Blake Stone rocks into her life. She knew that rockstars were bad news but for some reason she just couldn't pull away. He was just the distraction she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,159 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
Twilight With a Twist, Kinda by fashiondivacab reviews
When Bella moves to Forks she's not human, but she's not a vampire either. Why is she in hiding? What is she hiding from? Only Bella know and she's not willing to tell anyone. Bella POV Rated T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,983 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Are You Falling for Your Best Friend, Inuyasha? by BlackRosetheVampire reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are best friends and they are in high school. Then Inuyasha starts to fall for Kagome... Someone wants Inuyasha dead.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,043 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Bloody Enchanted by bornagoof reviews
Bella is sorceress that moved to Forks what happens when she meets the Cullens? Wars break out, love blossoms, and rules are broken. Can love really conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,895 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Apres Moi, Le Deluge by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens Spring Break by Mallory Cullen reviews
Bella bends Edwards rules and get punished. She must play a truth or dare game with the Cullen's. I don't own Twilight or any of the characters. Rated T for now, but might change. Kind of OOC. EXB/EmXR/JXA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Poems by fantasyessa reviews
Poems for Jacob, Jasper, Bella, Edward, Nessie, Emmett, and Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Full Moon by Mmm.Bby reviews
Bella started feeling different changes with her body. A week after Edward left her stranded in the woods, Bella has had the biggest change of her life. Rated M for future Mature Content and Language. No it is not a Bella/Jacob story! 18 only! Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,802 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Mike's Little Problem by 0041523 reviews
..."Mike, seriously, you are 18 not 80, how could you not get it up?" she says. "Shut up, Jessica." he says. "And your dick! What was that? Three inches? I have TAMPONS bigger than —" she's cut off. "SHUT. UP!" -MxJ- M for Crude Language and Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9667 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Did Edward Say to Bella? by 0041523 reviews
Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Find Me reviews
It's been 94 years ever since Bella Swan went missing. Edward decides to leave in her room what rightfully belongs to her... An engagement ring. But unexpectedly, he comes upon interesting videos about Bella's life. Bella is dead. But why do the video's say otherwise? Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
THAT Is Why The Cullens Don't Play Truth Or Dare! reviews
Rosalie the hobo, Jasper the stripper, Alice the peanut, Bella the hooker, and Emmett the gay. What's more confusing is how Edward is wearing sparkly silver underwear. With Esme and Carlisle out of the house, they decided to play Truth or Dare. Bella decides to join but soon realizes that was the worse mistake she ever made.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
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