Nic-n'-Nyx
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Joined 03-27-11, id: 2809594, Profile Updated: 07-27-15
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Favorite Foods - Pizza, Cookies, Fudge, Cheese, Milk, STROGANOFF

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Favorite Series - Percy Jackson and the Olympians (ONLY, not HoO), Cirque du Freak, Gone, Warriors, 39 Clues, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Inheritance, Hetalia, Black Butler, Soul Eater, D Gray Man, Fruits Basket, DN-Angel, Fablehaven, Midnighters, Uglies, Harry Potter, Kane Chronicles, Divergent, Maximum Ride, Ranger's Apprentice, Missing, Shadow Children, Teen Titans, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Avatar; The Last Airbender, The Maze Runner, Death Note, Chaos Walking, Attack on Titan, Ender's Game, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, and various works by Stephen King.

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Bio

Nyx: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEEEEEOOPLE!

Nic: People don't like you screaming in their ears, Nyx.

Nyx: I know that, I just felt like doing it anyway, and I figured they could put up with it...

For those who are wondering, no, this is not just one person with an imaginary friend and a list of mental problems, although we may seem like that at times. We are two friends who've known each other forever and both love to read and write. We co-write and, when writing alone, use one another as editors. Nyx is 586 and Nic is 587. We are both female, and we think that's all you need to know. Nyx can be found zoning out and talking to her cat and running into walls. Nic can often be found pushing her into those walls. Nic also has Ethan Nakamura tied and gagged in her basement. Nobody really knows what Nyx has done with Nico. We both speak our minds, have very strong opinions on just about everything, think society is a kinda twisted at this point in time, and along with writing do a lot of art. Our profile, drawn by Nyx, is a very sexy Ethan Nakamura. We write, and things are written to be read. We strongly encourage feedback. Despite a lack of social skills, we think of ourselves as likable people once someone has the nerve to approach us. We don't bite. Hard. We also happen to value silence, but not in the face of something that desperately needs to be said.

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Stories

The Daughter of Darkness; Rebels - Same story as Daughter of Time (now deleted), but from Bree's POV. First story in the Daughter of Darkness series. It is about four unique demigods - one of them being Ethan Nakamura, the other three OC's - in Kronos's army during the Titan War. They struggle not only to stay alive but to remain who they are, stick together, and not lose sight of their morals. See summary. Rated T for slight language use, violence, a few darker conflicts, and small amounts of mature humor. Has been very successful. Cover art by Nyx. Edit; COMPLETE!!!

Bottomless - Complete one-shot on Nico's thoughts/mental state at the ending of MoA/beginning of HoH. Details some memories of Tartarus and his current thoughts. Rather dark, depressing, and gets descriptive. Not entirely horrible, though, for I can't imagine him completely lost (makes me cry). Rated T. Written, edited, and illustrated (cover) by Nyx.

The Daughter of Darkness; Rejects - Second in the Daughter of Darkness series. *REBELS spoiler alert* Many small conflicts stand between sisters Bree, Hunter, and Brook and peace in their new home, but it all seems manageable. Or at least it did until Nico, Bree's isolated half-brother who seems to hate them all, brings bad news from the Underworld. They are forced to go with him on a dangerous quest as their powers start to fail them. What's worse, they're being tailed by a mysterious new threat all too interested in Hunter - will it be Nico, the monsters, or their newfound shadow to kill them first? Rated T for, once again, slight language, violence, darker conflicts, and small hints of mature humor. Cover done by Nyx (who is quite proud). T for same as Rebels. COMPLETE.

Should I Forget - Complete one-shot about Nico. Again. This is what happens when Nyx imagines his death in HoH and must let out the resulting grief. Set in BotL the night after Bianca speaks to Nico for the first time after her death. Short and strong. Cover is a very cute chibi doodle of a young Nico di Angelo, drawn by Nyx.

Say Cheese - Oh, the fun one can have with a Titan and a can of squirt-able dairy... Funny one-shot. T for a couple implied jokes. Written by Nyx.

The Daughter of Darkness; Redeemable - Third in the Daughter of Darkness series. *REJECTS SPOILER ALERT* The stars were just the beginning. Olympus is still closed, demons have yet to stay dead, and Gaea's already moved on to her next plot. At the dead of winter when monsters are the strongest, the demigods are on the brink of another civil war. Of course, Bree and her family are only supposed to be on the sidelines, doing the less-involved work that the taboo are left to carry out. Gaea and Armageddon aren't their problem anymore. But someone else has different plans. Adventure turns to nightmare, past secrets become today's haunts, the stakes are far too high this time, and worse yet... It seems one of the siblings has gone traitor. T for the same reasons as the other two.

The Dead Can't Testify - A lengthy one-shot written by Nyx. A story she never meant to write full-out, much less to post, that originally served the purpose of getting to know Nico better, but eventually decided to share. It occurs in the Labyrinth just after TTC, first-person, past-tense, Nico's POV. Maze rhymes with FAYZ in more ways than one in this case - it takes a lot of skill, knowledge, and luck to survive. Nico's gotta figure all that out pretty quick if he wants to succeed in saving Bianca. Partially inspired by "The Dead Can't Testify," a song by Billy Talent. Rated T for mild language, darker themes and conflicts, and morbidity. Borderlines horror. Can be read with or without DoD just fine. Cover coming soon. NOTE: the original one-shot has been deleted and divided up into chapters.

The Daughter of Darkness: Razed - Fourth in DoD. REDEEMABLE SPOILER ALERT. Our readers and characters were warned, time and time again, what would happen next - I kid you not, I was blatant as I could be in Say Cheese. Can you catch on fast enough? Or will it be the end of you, too? (Yes. Too. Lots of character death. Guess away). More action-paced. Starts light-hearted and funny and then gets devastating. Our Michael Grant side is emerging. T for slight language use, violence, some darker themes, a touch of mature humor... same as the others. Seriously, I really hope you paid attention, especially in Rebels...

(WARNING) We often take hiatuses without announcing them. We kind of expect people to understand that fanfiction is not our primary focus; school, life, and sometimes physical health come first. We wish we could write a bit more often, but don't. However, we will NEVER give up on a story; if you are patient enough, you'll ALWAYS get to read the end, and that we can promise whole-heartedly.

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Coming Soon

An Eye For an Eye Makes the World Blind - Ethan Nakamura fanfiction. Written by both Nic and Nyx, however the story and main plot belong to Nic. Unique AU plot line (one a single canon decision is changed) and occurs after TLO. In progress and, no matter when it is completed, will be posted after the DoD series is finished. Has some very, very dark themes and scenes. Rating has not yet been determined, but will likely be M.

Shingeki no (Attack on) Greece - One-shot parody combining PJatO and AoT/SNK. Highly likely to be rated T. (NOTE: may not be published)

Random One-Shots - May be for any series, a funny crack-fic, poetic tragedy, a collection of one-shots, or a parody. Keep an eye out for them. They kind of appear on the computer a lot, so chances are a few will make it here for your enjoyment. We will tell who who wrote each one in their respective AN's.

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Polls

They are not our main focus, though we put them up often. Always on our profile.

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*TO BE REWRITTEN SOON*

A word from Nyx to all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate, (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door*. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth. Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.

What's yours?

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To slam a revolving door, put a person inside it first. See, I told you it was possible*. XP

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A dare from Nic to all creative people out there; List as many uses for a screwdriver as you can.

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Percy Jackson Fandom: "I wanna go to Camp Half-Blood!"

Harry Potter Fandom: "I wanna go to Hogwarts!"

Gravity Falls Fandom: "I wanna go to Gravity Falls!"

Narnia Fandom: "I wanna go to Narnia!"

Dr. Who Fandom: "I wanna visit the TARDIS!"

Hunger Games Fandom: "I'm good."

GONE Fandom: (already a customary twenty miles away from any living person and nuke plant, armed with two guns, one hammer, a club, three knives, some Skittles, and a torn Burger King crown) "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COYOTE-LOVING ZEKE BAIT!"

Nyx does not apologize for stealing this from the HG fandom. HG is much loved by both Nic and Nyx, but it needed to be said.

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Some favorite quotes (some are from us, some from books or movies, and some nobody really knows);

"Look, Richard Parker, a bolt of lightning."

"It says, 'Nephilim; Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since *insert year 'cause I forgot it*.'"

"Eat a stapler."

"Be careful, Seaweed Brain."

"You're smarter than you look."

"Kolkolkol..."

"I'm Canada."

"I vill now destroy dah Snickuhs bahs!"

"She offered to cook breakfast."

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

"Practice. A few times running into walls. A few accidental trips to China."

"Let me show you the ancient Chinese method of dividing shares... China gets everything. You can all go home now."

"BECAUSE I'M THE HERO!"

"PASTAAAAAAAAA!"

"Gee, I didn't think of that! Let me just hit this switch and - No, Piper. I can't turn it off."

"Why you have to spoil ending, Greece?!"

"Curiosity made the cat's life worth living."

"If your best friend is insane, copy and paste to your profile." (Nic and Nyx: *struggling not to laugh*)

"I solemnly swear I'm up to no good."

"Women should stay in the kitchen..." WATCH HOW FAST I POISON YOUR FOOD, FOOL!

"That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast."

"There are four kinds of people. Those who learn by sight, those who learn by sound, those who learn by reading, and those who must test the electric fence for themselves." (Nyx: Ahaha... Nic: You idiot.) *Yes, Nyx has honestly done that before, luckily to a low-voltage fence used for horses*

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

"Please do not annoy the writers. They may put you in a book and kill you. And the readers will laugh."

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."

"Be careful when you let your mind wander - it may get lost."

"Politicians and diapers have two things in common; they both must be constantly changed, and for the same reason."

"We live in a society where the pizza guy can beat the ambulance to your house." (Nyx: Hey there, Mike!)

"There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"There are two kinds of friends; those who will bail you out of jail and those who will be sitting next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" (Nic: >:D)

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." (Nic: *smiles proudly*)

"Those savages are a scourge on the name of all good cats."

"I'm not random. My brain just works faster than yours."

"The flower led us to the Fields of Punishment... I wished I had some cotton balls in my ears to block out the noise of the screaming. And the 1980's music."

"Don't judge me because I'm quiet. Nobody plans a murder out loud."

"It's the Box of Tomatoes Fairy!"

"Stupid, you are. Reproduce, you should not."

"I'm a ninja. You disagree? Well, did you see me do that? You didn't? EXACTLY."

"You had one job."

"FALSE."

"True or False; This sentence is false." (Good luck.)

"That's what she said."

Sensei: As a leader, there is no right and wrong. Only choices. Leonardo: So you could've chosen Mikey to lead us? Sensei: No, that would have been wrong.

"Pork chops."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"The kids across the street challenged us to a water fight. So we are currently boiling the water." (That was the best water fight ever, btw.)

"I'm in my own world, but that's okay; the people here know me."

"An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh." (Nyx: Very true. Oh, right! HAHA!)

"How is it that one match can start a freaking forest fire, yet it takes the whole stupid box to light the campfire?"

"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need it to skydive twice."

"The true duty of a patriot is to save his country from its government."

"Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you." (Nic: Kolkolkolkol...)

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration." (Nyx: I just didn't have enough time during normal waking hours to work all my awesomeness.)

"Don't steal. The government hates competition."

"He who laughs last laughs the best."

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."

"It's all fun and games until someone looks like Ethan Nakamura." *yes this is that chapter in Rebels*

"Some people are like Slinkies. They have no purpose in your life, but they're fun to push down the stairs."

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to Hell in a such a way that you look forward to it."

"Women may not hit harder. We're simply smart enough to hit lower."

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"I can't kiss you... Your little brother is watching."

Annabeth: So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important. Percy: It was probably important to her.

"Care for a dog, and he'll be convinced that you're God. Care for a cat, and he'll be convinced that he's God."

"I'm not a cat person. I'm a cat's person." (Nyx: Hehe...)

"The boy with the bread and the girl on fire. Man, we make good toast!"

"You can't spell 'stupid' without 'Si'."

"You actually think I measure my beard in reed-lengths? ... ... ... ... It's five and a half."

"Redneck rule number one; most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords."

"If your house has wheels but your truck doesn't; you might be a redneck."

"You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus. Last I checked, your name was Willie."

"The anticipation is killing me."

"He gone, Jack."

"Step one; Check the fridge, nothing to eat. Step two; Check the pantry, nothing to eat. Step three; Lower standards and repeat. Step four; If you've ever done steps 1-3, copy and paste onto your profile."

"I haven't seen a spider around the house in days... WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?!"

Hazel: What are those things? Percy: Canadians. Frank: Excuse me?!

"Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like to play on the escalators at the mall." (Nic: Oh heck yes.)

"Straight as a circle."

"Look, when it's a male in a bad mood, we call it a comma."

"We're best friends. When you cheer, I cheer. When you cry, I cry. When you jump off a bridge, I'll be there to catch you. As soon as I'm done laughing."

"Attention! Attention, everyone! I have cheese!" (This is not the innocently funny quote it seems. From Light by Michael Grant.)

"Yeah. Well. He had a better offer." (Nyx: X/ ...Gosh dangit, Caine, stop it!... You're gonna make me cry...)

"When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly."

"Gee, I'm bored. Hm... Oh, what's this pencil doing here? Stupid pencil. It's pointless sitting on the desk. I should use it... darn. No paper. What should I do? ...Oh! I know! I'll just break the laws of physics!" (Nyx: This was me mimicking a friend who threw a pencil at my sister once, missed, and had it boomerang back and hit her in the head.)

"Dinkleberg..."

"Oops. Sorry. My fingers slipped." (*best SE moment ever*)

"I'll give you a strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?"

"Still. Whatever the reason... an eye for an eye, my friend."

"DELETE!" (Nyx: Kolkolkol I didn't really approve of the Kira idea but I just love the way Light and Mikami write on the paper... Don't you feel like that sometimes?)

"I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!" (Yes, Light. Eat the potato chips. You show them who's boss.)

"Are you asking me why human beings eat potatoes?"

"No matter what kind of wisdom dictates you and the option you should pick, no one will be able to tell if it's right or wrong until you arrive at some sort of outcome, resulting from your choice. The only thing we are allowed to do is believe we won't regret the choice we've made."

Reiner (speaking of Titans): "It's easy to target their weak spot. Or just ram your blade up their *holes."

Jean (John): "Reiner, those will be the last words we remember you by."

"We can't Google stuff in 1942!"

Ivan: "You called?"

Arthur: "I wasn't calling you!"

"Good lord, he's even dumber than the last time!"

"Childbirth isn't alchemy, you dope!"

Arthur: "I'm sick and tired of you always interrupting me? Do you have a grudge against me or something?!"

Ivan: "No... Ah, wait a second. Yes I do."

Arthur: "Well, my grudge is more important than your grudge! I won't let your revengus interruptus! I give you the British curse of food, and bad tea!"

"Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought him back." (Danny, in Stephen King's The Shining.)

"I'm a highly functional sociopath... who has your number."

"The wall had it coming."

"No matter how hard you try, a disguise is nothing but a self-portrait in the end."

"I hope your apple pie is FREAKIN WORTH IT."

"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king, and honey, you should see me in a crown."

"What would Titans do if, like, humans just started eating them?" (from Nyx's sister, referring to Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin.)

"Hello? Hello, hello? If you're hearing this, chances are you've made a very poor career choice..."

"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

"I suppose it'd be wrong to ask them to bring me back a Twix."

"I think you pissed off my sandwich."

"The game isn't about staying alive. It's about being the last to die."

"Nothing's perfect. The world turns on a tilted axis."

"Now go be gay for that poor dead intern!" (Nyx: This is the one episode of Supernatural that I actually liked.)

Mabel: What is the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?

Dipper: ...Raise the dead.

Mabel: And what did you do?

Dipper: ...Raise the dead.

"I'm gonna go home, stare at a wall, and RETHINK EVERYTHING."

"It's Heaven's punishment for our horrible taste in everything!"

"Children fighting... I CAN SELL THIS!" (Nyx: I swear this is what goes through Michael Grant's mind every time he writes a book.)

"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." - Edgar Allen Poe

"I can't lie when I write fiction." - Stephen King

"Sucks to your assmar!"

"Close, close, close!"

"You're the worst."

"Yes, thank you for your input." (Nyx: this and the one above are nearly the same exact quote, I promise.)

"All animation is black magic."

"Steven, I'm a pachyderm! Oh, look, and there's a prize inside!"

"I think you're just mad 'cause you're single."

"AND STEVEN!"

"And, yes... occasionally, I am known to smash."

"If you run into Drake... Kill that son of a (guess what word fits here, lovelies)."

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Quiz thing;

1. Percabeth or Prachel?
Nyx: Percabeth, hands down.
Nic: Percabeth; no explanation necessary

2. Favorite guy character?
Nyx: Nico. Just... Nico.
Nic:
Ethan. *fangirl swoon*

3. Favorite girl character?
Nyx: Clarisse, Thalia, Bianca, or Zoe. Don't make me pick.
Nic: Thalia. Her T-shirts are awesome!

4. Favorite God?
Nyx: Hades.
Nic: Hades.

5. Favorite Goddess?
Nyx: Artemis.
Nic: Hestia.

6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades?
Nyx: Hades.
Nic:
Same.

7. Is Luke hot?
Nyx: Yeah, I'd give him that.
Nic:
It depends on whether we're talking about the actor or the illustration...
Nyx: Don't EVEN bring that drawing up. OR the actor. Let me have my headcanons.

8. Would you join the hunters?
Nyx: Nope. Not even after House of Hades. End of discussion.
Nic:
My life goal is to marry Ethan... so no.

9. Archery or sword fighting?
Nyx: I've started an archery class lately and discovered I've got some inherited talent. It's fun, but I'd really like to give sword-fighting a try, too.
Nic:
I'd love to learn sword fighting.

10. Iris messaging or Hermes express?
Nyx: IMing.
Nic:
Iris messaging

11. Favorite minor God/Goddess?
Nyx: Thanatos.
Nic:
Hypnos. He's like my best friend.
*Nyx glares*

12. Who is your favorite hero in the old myths?
Nyx: Hector, the brother of Paris.
Nic: The mothers who worried about their sons while said sons were being as- ehem dummies
Nyx: Go back and read the myths. Most of them end up killing themselves, actually...
Nic: I know. My point

13. Least favorite?
Nyx: Hercules.
Nic: Dito.

14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer?
Nyx: Summer.
Nic: Geez Nyx, you're going to leave me at Camp during the school year?
Nyx: Maybe Hypnos will stay with you.

15. Favorite couple?
Nyx: SOLANGELO. MAKE HIM HAPPY, WILL, OR I WILL PERSONALLY SKINNNNNNNNNNN YOU.
Nic: Luke and Annabeth or Silena and Beckendorf. I love me a doomed couple in the morning.
Nyx: I'M NOT KIDDING ASK NIC I WILL GO FAYZ ALL OVER YOU IF YOU HURT HIM I SWEAR I LOVE YOU A WHOLE LOT BUT NOT ENOUGH TO LET YOU DO A SINGLE THING TO HIM UNDERSTOOD YOU UPSET HIM AND I WILL HANG YOU ABOVE A ZEKE FIELD AND SKIN YOU PIECE BY PIECE.

16. Are you a demigod?
Nyx: Yep. Definitely.
Nic: *
eyes shift nervously* Who's asking?

17. Who would be your parent?
Nyx: Pluto.
Nic:
THE KING OF THE TITANS!!! Mwahaha!!!! *clears throat* Ya know, the time dude.

18. Favorite minor character?
Nyx: Octavian. Haha he's adorable but pathetic and an annoying little turd all at once.
Nic: Blackjack.

19. Ethan or Luke?
Nyx: This is not fair. You can't ask me to move on from Nico. But if I must pick, then I choose Ethan.
Nic: Ethan. Stay away from him Nyx!

20. Favorite monster?
Nyx: OMG CERBERUS!!! LOVE HIM! *flapping arm dance*
Nic: Mrs. O'Leary. IT'S A PUPPY!!!!! A very large puppy...
Nyx: Cerberus is a BIGGER puppy. Big enough to squish Hypnos.

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Spread Your Wings by Echoes Come in Whispers reviews
Annabeth couldn't believe it. She'd just gotten Percy back from the Romans and now some creepy dudes in white coats show up and take him! Percy, on the other hand, was confused. He'd woken up in a strange place, with strange kids, and strange feathery things growing out of his back. Why wasn't he at Camp Half-Blood?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,522 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/25/2012
Ethan Nakamura: The Owner's Guide by Midnightxwolfx reviews
How to make your ETHAN unit reach it's full potential!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ethan N. - Complete
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The Daughter of Darkness - Razed reviews
And you thought it was bad when YOUR keys were stolen. Imagine how Pluto and our ex-Titan buddies feel. Hate it when your siblings bicker? Try watching Greek and Roman relations turn into Sparta. Despise the game of chess? It's been raging on since the Second Titan War, and you've stepped into the endgame. (Sorry for that awful summary; I'm re-writing it later).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Ethan N., Will S.
The Dead Can't Testify
Mazes are fun, right? If he has any prayer of reaching Bianca, Nico must first figure out how to survive the Labyrinth - a moving maze that seems to enjoy squashing every last bit of hope and happiness. He may have to do the unthinkable, however... trust another person, and a shady one at that, to unlock the secrets of the maze and his own mind. WARNING: Mildly morbid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,164 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4 - Nico A. - Complete
The Daughter of Darkness - Redeemable reviews
The Titan War was bad enough. Bad enough that Bree doesn't mind doing the sideline work with her family while the world rests on the brink of chaos. Yet as time wears on, it seems clear that they don't have a choice. Someone has more ominous plans for them. But facing your past, your future, and standing for your beliefs all at once is quite hard with a traitor in your midst...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 239,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Kronos, Nico A., Ethan N., Khione - Complete
Say Cheese reviews
Oh, the trouble one can cause a Titan with a can of squirt-able dairy...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Kronos, Ethan N. - Complete
The Daughter of Darkness - Rejects reviews
Bree and her sisters are fine with being rejected by Olympus. They're alive, and they're settling into their new home well. They're even learning from another demigod outcast. But nobody has time to learn where true loyalties lie before it no longer matters - Olympus is silenced, demons run free, and if the four want to survive, they must learn to work together... or die trying.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 232,940 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Nico A., Ethan N. - Complete
Should I Forget reviews
"It's not complicated. There are simply things I'm willing to do, and things I'm not. I'm willing to do what it takes to survive, for example. I am willing to visit dark places and I'm willing to do what I must to get out of them with my heart still counting down it's remaining beats. But I'm not willing to forget." Bianca has asked Nico to move on, but what exactly does that mean?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
Bottomless reviews
One-shot on Nico's thoughts at the end of MoA/beginning of HoH. Dark memories and even present, existing thoughts still haunt him from his recent journey, yet here he is to set out on another. He has promised to lead the remaining five prophesied demigods into Greece - and as much as it pains him to break his promise to Percy, he doubts his sanity will last long enough.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
The Daughter of Darkness - Rebels reviews
Bree and her sisters Hunter and Brook have been each others' only family for years. Until they found out they were demigods. Now there's a war to fight, and for some reason, Kronos is convinced that they'll be the difference between defeat and victory. But how far can they trust him? Their new friend Ethan says not to worry, but odd disappearances of other demigods say different...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 221,222 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ethan N., Kronos, Nico A. - Complete