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Joined 03-27-11, id: 2809978, Profile Updated: 11-06-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Sleeping Beauty, and Twilight.

We personally oppose Herape (aka Hermione/Snape). It very appropriately sounds like "He rapes" because THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

We support Canon. And Ravenclaw. And Hufflepuff. And that literary device we just used is called polysyndeton.

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The Miss Bennets Set Forth by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 236,047 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kitty, Mary - Complete
Pride and Interplanetary Travel by melsthewhovian reviews
Caroline Bingley finds herself stranded in the middle of the ocean on a life raft. She is rescued by a handsome and mysterious stranger: Captain Jack Harkness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Jack H., Caroline - Complete
Bellatrix's Hideout by Alex Took reviews
When James and Sirius investigate rap music coming from within the Forbidden Forest, the two find themselves trapped after discovering some illegal on-goings...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Daringly Devising Divinationness by Tape Monkey reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Miss de Bourgh in Bath by SwordSwallower17 reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine - Complete
A Wizard for Mary by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Mary Bennet makes the unexpected acquaintance of Percy Weasley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Percy W., Mary - Complete
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Reclaiming Her Throne reviews
Briar Rose's parents are dying and many people want the throne to her kingdom. Will Briar get there in time to take back what is hers? One shot.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Prince Phillip - Complete
Bella the Nightstalker reviews
One of the sole survivors of a bloody battle with the Volturi, Bella has become a vigilante to give her life purpose. But as the American magical world slips into anarchy, can her kick-ass form of justice save the lives of her few loved ones that remain?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella - Complete
Red Solo Cup reviews
...I fill you up. LET'S HAVE A PARTY! Series of one-shots about parties involving red solo cups, all different characters, all different eras.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
The Day Lupin Saved the Wizarding World reviews
AU, one-shot. Remus Lupin wolfs out, with unexpected yet lucky results! NOT LUPIN/VOLDY SLASH. THAT WOULD BE CREEPY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Firewhiskey for My Men, Butterbeer for My Horses reviews
AU, post DH. After the war, the turncoat Draco turns to the lawmen Longbottom, Potter, and Weasley for protection against the outlaws that swear to end him. Full of wandslinging action, canon romance, and wild west adventure! Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Postcard reviews
One shot. One day Ginny and Harry were bored and tired of being bothered by Kreacher. They decided to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inquizitor Squad reviews
FORGET QUIDDITCH-Harry and his friends must compete against the Slytherin DANCE SQUAD. In a perilous story of action, romance, and sick beats, which house will win the ultimate dance challange? Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete