The Arwen Police
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I took our bios off.

The jackasses at fanfiction decided to ban fanfictions in "script format" don't worry. I just copied and pasted all of my fanfictions of The Arwen Police and foilist onto a word document and they will be moved to

Sadly I didn't have lothlorien jr high saved... they took it off first. If anyone has saved any of it PLEASE send it to me at I think Earendil has some chapters I hope. Also if you have any of The Marty Stu saved please send that to me also. (Earendil- my email is Send it to me, because I'm cooler.) Foilist: I READ THAT! and i'm way cooler than u cuz i have a shirt that says "got haggis?"

Meanwhile send angry letters to the folks at!!!!! get our script format fanfictions back on!! (Earendil: yeah! Send angry letters!)

If you like our stories a lot send me (Earendil: OR ME.) an e-mail and we'll send you our new chapters and fanfics. (Earendil: If you know how to start a mailing list, email us telling us about that too.)

Earendil: Much love to Lady Harlequin and Lady Pinky for starting a new, and extra AWESOME fanfic site: Fan Fantasy.

Foilist: GET YOUR ARSES OVER TO- - RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Secret Diary of the One Ring by Hobbit-eyes reviews
What if the One Ring had kept a diary?. . . It probably wouldn't have been as strange as this. The Lord of the Rings, from the point of view of the One Ring, who is revealed to be sarcastic, and feels unappreciated and misused. Chapter 3 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
SWAT: Sue Warning and Termination by GreyGryph reviews
S.W.A.T. is a society created to serve one purpose: to rid the canon worlds of fiction of the ultimate evil: Mary-Sues. Characters needed to fill spaces. See inside for details.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Middle Earth Inc by Lady of Mowzerness reviews
Middle Earth is now open for business! The adventures of the Fellowship in Gondor's only skyscraper.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004
LEGOLAS, the Wait, ErmThe Hair Dresser? by Entmoot reviews
Heh, this is funny, kinda weird, and...well...just take a good look at the title! parody! Cowritten with Suga hi. Now that you know the insanity of it, just click on it! Come on, you know you want to...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Legolas, Elrond
I Am Pretty! by Frodo Liv3s reviews
What happens when you cross "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story, and Legolas from LotR? THIS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Gondorian and Sons by Shieldmaiden of Ithilien reviews
Basically a story about two really lazy Gondorian sons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2003
Diary of a Middleearth Sim by Elf of Sirannon reviews
Probably not worth your time - just indulge me in this little experiment of mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003