Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
Facts About Me
I love to dance and sing
I play volleyball, basketball
I'm only 14 but I'm told that I look like 17 year old (I don't believe them)
I want to teach English in Japan when I'm older
I like to write, but I'm shy about what people will think about my stories. But based on the great support I've been getting from the people who are reading my stories I'm getting more confidence, so thank you :)
I have mini crushes on soooo many fictional characters (I'd name them but there are too many)
I'm not afraid to admit that I like anime and manga and Japanese culture in general :)
I'm aggressive (most of the time, but not all the time)
I don't tolerate people who talk sh*t about my friends or family
I don't bother trying to impress or please people who wouldn't give me so much as a second glance.
I'm very mature for my age.
Amu's Crew Dance (Easy Come Chapter 3): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT9LB94MHpM
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.ates that.
"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up"
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Female Come Backs pick up line comebacks, add to it
Male: hey baby, I Was Starring At You From Across The Room.
Women: Well, Why want you go back there and keep looking.
Man: What's your idea of a perfect evening?
Woman: The one I was having before you came over.
Man: I had no idea I would meet someone like you in here.
Woman: I had no idea they would let someone like you in here.
Man: Don't be shy, ask me out.
Woman: Ok, get out.
Man: Before I buy you a drink, will you tell me if you like me?
Woman: Get the drink first, we'll deal with the bad news later.
Man: I'd love to take you to dinner.
Woman: Excellent, can you pick me up again afterwards too?
Man: Can you tell me the time, because I want to make a note of the moment we first met?
Woman: I'll give it to you twice, because it's also the moment we split up.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Great, the exit's just there.
Man: Try imagining you're in love with me.
Woman: My imagination doesn't stretch that far.
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
Woman: No, just bad luck
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Girl, you must be a theif because you just stole my heart!
Woman: Sorry, you must have me mistaken for someone else; I only steal valuable things.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman : It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man: Hey baby, comming my way?
Woman: No, I'm heading that way, towards the door.
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I see you looking at me."
Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."
Man: "Your feisty, I like that."
Woman: "Your smelly, go away."
Man: "My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."
Woman: "My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."
Man: "I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."
Woman: "I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. (POP!!)
Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: Are you available.
Woman: Yea, but not for you.
Man: What is your price.
Woman: Nothing you can afford