Haunted Harlequin
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Joined 03-28-11, id: 2810759, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
Author has written 5 stories for Merlin, Primeval, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments.

Ok, well I've never been good at talking about myself, I either come off extremely big headed or ridiculously self-depricating, but ah well . . . things you should know about me . . .

I'm English, but love the french language, so if you find any random french phrases in my work then just ignore them, I lost the ability to distinguish a long time ago.

I don't have a problem with religion itself, but I have a massive problem with the way people interpret it - I don't pretend to know the answers and I don't want to know the answers. What is it about this amazing, beautiful world that so fails to live up to people's expectations that they feel the need to attribute everything to a higher power and not just accept that there are mysteries out there, sure, but there are answers and they are not going to be found by people sitting around and praying for inspiration. It takes work, and patience but when we get there it will be because of us, normal humans with hopes and dreams and families and fears and all the things that make us the 'superior' species.

ok, rant over.

My hobbies: Writing ( duh! ) . Reading . Stage Crew . Fencing . Ice - skating . Listening to insane music . Annoying my brilliant friends . . . .

As to my favourite shows/books/films/fandoms, there's a lot, way too many to list, but here's a few -

Sherlock . Bones . Criminal Minds . Hustle . Leverage . Star Trek (original series) . The Mighty Boosh . Harry Potter . Torchwood . Doctor Who . Lie To Me . House . Modern Family . Terry Pratchett's Discworld (AMAZING SERIES!!) . Morganville vampires . Mortal Instruments . most of the classic Disney animations . Batman . Spiderman . Merlin . Lord of the Rings . Star Wars . His Dark Materials . Primeval . Smallville ... and so on.

Crime dramas and Fantasy/Sci-Fi are my favourite genres but there can be exceptions.

My favourite music is by far Adam Lambert . My Chemial Romance . Paramore and Panic! at the Disco, but I'll give anything a shot !

OK, then I think that's all from me, please R&R, I love hearing things about my work, even if it's just criticism, there's no way I'll get better if no one tells me !

Alright, Chin up, and I'll see you on the other side.

also, check out my friend's blog - doubtwalker.blogspot.co.uk it's awesome!! lots of beautiful original work xx

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Guilty Until Proven Innocent by gothraven89 reviews
WARNING non-con. Something horrible happens to Jim and it would be expected that his First officer along with the rest of his crew would be there for him. So much for rt!Kirk guilty Spock&Crew. K/S please review and no flames please.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,078 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 8/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Ways of the Heart by Laurenke1 reviews
Aragorn has loved Legolas from the moment the man has laid eyes on the elf but Legolas cannot accept his feelings. Can their love ever be? Slash story. Au warning.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,119 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Those Hips Don't Lie by Brunette Chic reviews
Clark has been having fantasies of a certain superhero but is afraid to tell him. But when Ollie gets hurt, can Clark finally reveal his feelings? Clark/Oliver eventually
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Oliver Q./Green Arrow
Changing the Equation by Miss Regina Star reviews
Magnus loves Alec more than life itself. Alec feels exactly the same way. Magnus realises that Alec will someday age, while he will not. On this whim, he breaks up with Alec. Will this save Alec Lightwood from forbidden love, or just change the equation?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,400 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Sherlock's Bane by toggledog reviews
While investigating a case, Sherlock is sexually harassed by the new DI, who also happens to be John's friend. At first to everyone but Sherlock it is seen as harmless flirting, but then it starts getting more obscene... WARNINGS: RAPE,VIOLENCE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,104 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Make It Home by DeepBlueSomewhere reviews
Jim's been getting headaches, Bones insists that you can't really bury the past, and Spock catches a glimpse of something he wasn't meant to see. Kirk, Spock, McCoy friendship -COMPLETE-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,080 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Private Tutoring by bflahavin reviews
An Academy AU. Kirk is bored and so takes on a Xenolinguistics class and falls in love with the professor. Rating for language and sexual reference.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,916 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
So Addicted To You! by PrettyTwisted reviews
Edward didnt stay after New Moon. Bella has sort of moved on, but now the Cullens are coming back for good because of a threat. What will happen when Jacob imprints? What will Bella do? How will Bella, Edward and Jacob over come all of it? ECxJB! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
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Never Let Me Go reviews
Sequel to Miscommunication! When Alec's extended family come to visit, how will the boys survive? rated M for language and some violence in later chapters. please R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Afraid of the dark reviews
When the class goes down to the dungeons, Hermione's secret is discovered and Ron has the chance to be the hero. It's better than the summary, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Miscommunication reviews
When Alec and Magus fight, who will help them patch things up ?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Such a small thing reviews
DISCONTINUED! Arthur is stung by a very special bee, which leads to some very strange circumstances for Merlin and Gwen. Disclaimer: I don't own merlin, the BBC does, but I promise to be careful!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Rusty reviews
When Jess brings a dog to work, Lester melts. Rated K for a bit of language, not much though.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - J. Lester - Complete