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SAVE THE TIGERS
There were once nine subspecies of tigers: Bengal, Siberian, Indochinese, South Chinese, Sumatran, Malayan, Caspian, Javan and Bali. Of these, the last three are extinct, one is extinct in the wild, and the rest are endangered.

Tigers are endangered mainly from poachers. Poachers are people who hunt illegally. There used to be 100,000 tigers in Asia alone and now there are only 4,000 tigers left around the whole world. Poachers even hunt in parks where some tigers live. Some people will pay 65,000 dollars for 1 tiger skin.
So that is basically why tigers are endangered, and maybe if we try hard enough we can get them back.
I for one think we should try and get them back.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

You can't see me but I always see you

I just sit here watching and waiting

Waiting for the right person

Who I know will help me on my quest

The quest to help heal my broken heart

It hurts

I need help

Before I'm gone forever

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Take things from peoples carts and put them in others' when they're not looking.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator
1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.

4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

5) SAY -DING at each floor.

6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

9) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

11) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent

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Without My Soldier by Fangrules reviews
Sequel to War. Max has live through the days without the mysterious soldier she met at the camp with only letters to tell her hes still alive, as this continues she finds herself falling for him but as her mother always said - its dangerous to love the doomed
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2022 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Baby boy by Fangrules reviews
Max's life is a mess. Her ex refuses to leave, her job has taken an unexpected turn and the secret she's been keeping from Fang is growing bigger and bigger every day. Follow Max, Fang and Charlotte as they struggle to stay a family. something light and fluffy to enjoy :-)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,882 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/18/2022 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,569 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/18/2022 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
I Love You More than Myself Part One by AnMXD reviews
Marauder era - The complete love story of Remus and Tonks! Read the intro first, it gives a better summary! I know it's long.. But i think it'll be worth it if you're a fan of Remus and Tonks! The beginning is a little rough, I need to go back and fix it since it was my first go at writing. Please check it out! ALSO this is part one, part two is being written now! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 173,512 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Mating Games by ktface3 reviews
"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Embracing the Madness by Kittenshift17 reviews
Sent back in time to the Marauders era, Hermione must go to school with people she only knows as being dead, her Hogwarts Professors, and an Azkaban Escapee. Stuck in the 70s living a life where she is falling in love with a Marauder, Hermione will do anything to keep the friends she's made from the fate she knows will befall them without her interference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,731 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 4,787 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Forever Yours by bntjammer reviews
Sequel to the Second Heir. With the War of the Ring over, what remains for Maethriel and the Fellowship? Life, Love, and Loss, things Mae is all too familiar with. Many Choices and Trials lie ahead for our Favorite Elves. I never said they lived Happily Ever After. Established Legomance. Post Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,549 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Legolas, Elf
Secrets Burnt at Both Ends by orangezauber reviews
The Marauders are curious as to why Remus gets letters from a mysterious girl by the name of Becky. Remus is tired of his friends trying to figure out who Becky really is. And Becky wants to know why Remus won't introduce her to his school friends. The summer before 7th year, Remus must stop this friends from meeting Becky and revealing his biggest moonlit secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,637 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Prodded to Drown by sudowoodo reviews
I try remember the basics first, while curled up in a ball in this cave. My name is Annie Cresta. My home is District 4. My parents died in a sailing accident. My best friend just got beheaded in front of my eyes. And … my mentor has a crush on me? No. No, that can't be right. Let me try again.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,393 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Finnick O., Annie C.] OC - Complete
The Glade of Tarasara by xxz0eyxx reviews
Adrianna, the beautiful, fiery tempered Faye never knew love before she met the handsome elf Prince from Mirkwood. When she embarks upon a perilous journey as one of the Fellowship, she didn't expect anything other than battles and bloodshed. TENTH WALKER. Follows the movie-script, then continues on from the end of 'Return of the King' as AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 76,193 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Remus Lupin's Hogwarts Life by Annagosteelers reviews
When young Remus Lupin arrives at Hogwarts with a big secret, many surprises await him. Who knew having fun friends could be so rewarding? Filled with Marauders up to no good, fun, pranks, full moons, and friendship. Years one through seven. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Those Golden Days by xxSiriusxxforeverxx reviews
Sirius Black, convicted mass murderer. Godfather father of Harry Potter. Best friend of James Potter. He fell for someone no one ever expected. For me, Aubrey Crawly, muggle born wallflower.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,915 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sirius B., OC
Truth Or Dare With Eragon V2 by Bob The Builder Of Stuff reviews
Your favorite truth or dare story has come back, now remastered to make sense in the post-Inheritance World! Read if you love LOL's, and need help fighting off that terrible post-inheritance-depression-syndrome!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Protective Custody by Fangrules reviews
Dylan Walker is one of the most notorious gang members in New York. When his long-time girlfriend offers to help put him away she's pushed into protective custody with her young son. When you're stuck in a safe house with a mysterious officer, feelings are bound to develop - but can you have a relationship with the man sworn to give his life to save you from your past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Max, Fang
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
The Things We Do For Love by Marauders-GirlXD reviews
In the summer after Ginny's sixth year, she tells Sirius she loves him, the same day, there is an attack on Grimmauld Place, and Ginny is forced to watch her family die. She decides she needs to change things, so goes back to when it all started. Rated M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,775 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
My Best friends Sister by emiealy reviews
James Potter has a twin sister, Emma and recently she has caught the handsome Sirius' eye. How well will that go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,658 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sirius B., OC
To Love a Marauder by Still Marauding reviews
"Just-" she stammered, fresh tears spilling from her eyes, "Just look! I can't make it change!" And with that she cast her Patronus and a large silver Irish Wolfhound appeared. Remus was taken aback by the familiar form, not expecting its reappearance. "Vienna, remember what the book said. You can't change it, there's no way-"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 64,703 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sirius B.
Where There's a Werewolf, There's a Way by EverydayMagic17 reviews
Annibell's father is THE reasearcher into Lycanthropy, but his principles cost her dearly when he refuses to side with Voldemort and let his knowledge be used to enslave werewolves. An encounter with Fenrir that she wasn't expected to survive puts the former prefect in serious trouble. Kicked out of school she enters Hogwarts, and meets the Marauders. Trouble ensues. RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,769 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Remus L., OC
Grassboat Letters by rawpotato reviews
POST-Inheritance, so spoilers for that. Arya and Eragon swap letters, and maybe do a little more. T for safety... may go up...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Arya, Eragon S.
Taming Time by Errow reviews
Hermione is getting ready to start her seventh year at Hogwarts after the war has ended, but then she begins to fade away, falling back in time to the Marauders seventh year. Hermione soon finds herself on adventures with the infamous Marauders, and falling in love with Sirius Black. Time Travel. SB/HG. A bit of a tragedy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Stuck Like Glue by Crazy Redd reviews
Remus and Tonks get stuck with each other. AU 5th year, Rated T because I'm paranoid, and for later chapters. Starts in October of 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Ugly Duckling by siriuslyblack1996 reviews
Tess Ridson has always been the target of Sirius Black's mocking. But what will happen when she returns to school for her 7th year with a new look and attracts the attention of her worst tormentor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sirius B., OC
The Waves Creep Up on the Shore by thegoofybookworm reviews
"I'd be a ruthless liar if I denied having ever admired Finnick from a distance. It was hard not to; out of all the boys around my age, he was the one with the most amazing eyes. " Rated T for author paranoia *probably actually around K * R&R please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Finnick Loves Blank by broken halleluiah reviews
A lot of names have filled that blank, but hers was never supposed to. I thought I was giving her an education, but maybe I was the one with a lesson to learn... Annie's games from Finnick's POV. *NOW COMPLETE*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 126,528 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Firewhiskey Kisses by Amelia Letter reviews
"He's fit all right, but he's as dumb as a post." "I heard he snogs better than firewhiskey." "Nothing is beter than Firewhiskey. Nothing." Rachel Fredricks can't believe her ears. Sirius Black's snogs were not better than Firewhiskey. Of course, Rachel has been wrong before. SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,405 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Nature of Time by ErisedWillow reviews
Hermione must travel back into time. If she doesn't, the fabric of time will tear. But what must she do there? How is she supposed to know when she doesn't even know how far 'thirteen' turns is? Takes place after DH, probably AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Banned by CrazilyObsessed reviews
The flock gets a new member and she convinces them to kick Max out. Years later the meet again, but Max looks different and has a flock of her own. What happens when the two flocks must join together in order to complete a mission Jeb has instore?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Max - Complete
Friends with Benefits by Demi Lupin reviews
Remus and Tonks have had a tricky relationship, well according to the two of them it's not a relationship, it's just sex. However when Tonks breaks it off, things start changing for the two of them, and how did they get like this anyway? Read and find out! R/T L/J S/Marlene. Will include Teddy! Book Era and Marauder's Era 1976-2001 M for suggestive themes and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Broken by Kittykaaat reviews
Kat is broken and it's Sirius' job to get her up again I'm not good at summaries, okay. Please read, my first fanfic. Rated M for abuse, and later chapters. Sirius BlackxOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sirius B.
Something for the Pain by FictionCannibal reviews
When Hermione is captured by Snatchers during her adventure with Harry and Ron, she is brought directly to the Dark Lord. When Snape intervines and ultimately saves her, the Dark Lord casts a curse on her as a gift to Snape. Every muscle in Hermione's body begins to ache painfully. Snape is the only one who can cure her... By turning her pain, into pleasure. PostHBP, EWE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Alone by Firelily10 reviews
Left alone to deal with a tragedy, Draco Malfoy finds himself reluctantly knocking on Luna Lovegood's door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Dangerously In Love by FoxfaceWeasley reviews
When an Order mission goes haywire and Sirius goes missing, Remus comforts Tonks in an effort to raise her spirits. He returns to find the two getting a bit... Too cosy for his liking. RL/NT. Some humor. Rated for... Paranoia I guess. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
What Comes After by Freemont23 reviews
After returning home after the war, Katnis and Peeta attempt to live a normal life. Taking small steps and living day to day become routine, until the warmth and affection both feel for one another begin to become too much to hold back…
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,859 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Survival by maxismymiddlename98 reviews
Max and Angel have been abused by their biological father, Jeb, since the day their mother died.Then they move to another country and meet Ella,Nudge,Fang, Iggy and Gazzy.But they don't trust strangers so easily.Will they open up to them?FAX,no wings.STOPPED.But do read on :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,126 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max, Fang
Come What May: The life of Nymphadora Tonks by Raywire reviews
A slightly AU take on how Tonks and Remus meet. Tonks is in her 7th year in Hogwarts, and Remus is the new DADA teacher. It'll run right through her Auror training, the Order, and the rest!Rating will change later, R&R x
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Tonks and Lupin by Wotchereleni reviews
TonksxLupin! Will be more chapters. Tonks got a crush on Remus, obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Hopeless by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
"Do you like me?" he asks, gripping her shoulders tightly. "No," she replies, her lips set in a thin line. "Do you love me?" Haymitch doesn't need an answer. Effie's eyes said it all. Hayffie drabbles, because they are beautifully dysfunctional. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,344 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
When Finnick Met Annie by TrustMeI'mTheDoctor reviews
The whole story of how Finnick and Annie met.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
Just As the Moon Pulls the Tides by loverofthequill reviews
"It was then that I made a decision. Whether it be a good one or not, you can decide. I took my boxers off and left them haphazardly next to her pile and drove straight into the water."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Effie Trinket's Secret by maddiedoesntknow reviews
Effie has a secret, and it's one that surprises even her. R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
Just come and love me you don't have to hide by Jodotaylor3215 reviews
The moment Remus and Tonks meet in Knockturn Alley and the angst, lust, and love filled journey between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Different Triumphant by Lollipop456 reviews
WARNING: Possible Mary-Sue and only read The Hunger Games. Annaliese, a woman from the Capitol, meets Haymitch one evening, and later discovers that this former champion of The Hunger Games is not the bitter alcoholic everyone makes him out to be.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Haymitch A.
When Homework comes in Handy by FoxfaceWeasley reviews
Tonks is doing homework in the library and comes across a time-turner. She gets taken back thirteen years and falls for gorgeous fifth-year prefect Remus Lupin. She's only a fourth year, though! Rated because I don't know what to do with it next. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Long Wait by Calelus reviews
It has been twenty years since Eragon left Alagaesia, After teaching some of his students, he decides to be the one to send more eggs back to Alagaesia. First FanFic Ever so nothing to fancy. ExA later, R&R please! btw I don't own anything *HIATUS*
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Post Inheritance by Il-Mentore1511 reviews
Anyone else ticked by Inheritance's ending? I was. So I wrote this.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Eragon S.
Ghost of You by Little Miss Spaz reviews
SONGFIC! Years after the Doomsday Paris afair, Max is the new Taylor Swift. She writes a song for Fang. BASED OFF OF MY FAVE SONG, Ghost of You by Selena Gomez! And Get it Right from Glee! And at least 2 other songs, maybe more! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Project Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is a loner with a shadowed past and Fang is the sexy popular guy. What happens when Fang and Max are paired together for an extremely personal project? AU and Fax later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete