Monty Viper
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Joined 03-28-11, id: 2811132, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Yakuza, Watchmen, and Uncharted series.

Monty Viper aka: Watchdude67 (Only now I'm realizing how fucking stupid that name is; completely unlike this new, perfectly serious name.)

Hair: Dark Brown/Black

Eyes: Brown

Age: Classified (I just don't want to update this every birthday)

PERSONAL:

Affiliation

Political: I don't vote, simple as that

Religious: Atheist

Favorite Quotes: (Some bash religion)

"Any performer that ever sells a product on television is now and for all eternity, removed from the artistic world. I don't care if you shit Mona Lisas out of you ass on cue, you've made your fucking choice."-Bill Hicks

"The planet is fine, the people are fucked!"-George Carlin

"Life is sacred? Who said so? God? If you look at history, God is one of the leading causes of death! "-George Carlin

"If their is a God it has to be a man, no woman could or would fuck things up this badly."-George Carlin

"In order to succeed, your desire for success has to be greater than your fear of failure.-"Bill Cosby

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer"-Bruce Lee

"Life is too mutha fuckin short!"-Katt Williams

"I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."-Daniel Tosh

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us very special."-Stephen Hawking

"I'm not afraid to die because I'm an atheist, I know I'll just rot in the ground. I won't even know I'm dead, you wanna know why? 'Cause I'll be fucking dead!"-Jim Jeffries

"Don't let circumstances control you, you change your circumstances."-Jackie Chan

"Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned the difference."-Penn Jillette

"..."-Teller

"There is a gullible side to the American people. They can be mislead. Religion is the best device used to mislead them."-Michael Moore

"The universe and human stupidity are infinite, and I'm not so sure about the former"-Albert Einstein

"To me, 'God' is just short for unexplained scientific force (at the moment.)"-Me

Favorite Bands/Musicians

Metallica
Tool
System of a Down
Gorillaz
Slayer
Ministry
Rammstein
Sepultura
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Iron Maiden
Paramore
Moterhead
Bob Marley
Bob Dylan
Johnny Cash
Pantera
Five Finger Death Punch
KISS
Rise Against
Suicidal Tendencies
Pink Floyd

Naruto: Became a fan when the anime first aired on Toonami. I stopped watching after I realized how much filler it had and stuck to the manga ever since; but even now I'm REALLY hating the direction Shippuden is going in. That's actually the whole reason I started writing.

Soul Eater: I watched a funny moments compilation on Youtube. I thought it looked interesting and I've enjoyed it. Black*Star being the exception. Poor Tsubaki.

Hellsing: I love this series so damn much. It can be funny, scary, gory, really gory, or just plain bad ass. The characters are all well thought out, well drawn, and like-able. Alucard is without a doubt THE coolest fictional character. Not in just in anime and manga, but overall in general entertainment. I remember first hearing about from a Naruto/Hellsing crossover where Naruto gets killed at the bridge in the Wave Arc (Battle with Zabuza and Haku), forsakes his humanity, and gets resurrected as Alucard. Sadly I forgot what the name was called and I think it has been removed the site since I can't seem to find it though the search engine, so if anyone can send me a message, telling me what the title is I would much appreciate it.

RANTS: This section will be about my rants that pertain to Naruto, general anime, and reality. Typically spur of the moment and not thought through so don't take any of these seriously.

Pro-bashing rant:
You may have already figured out that I am a huge Sasuke/Sakura basher. While many people enjoy it as much as I do, others say it is a childish and immature part of writing, so here is my defense. I think bashing is, while unnecessary, adds a sense of humor to a fic. This can really help out a story that is either too serious or too boring. Besides, I know when ever you watched the anime or read the manga and saw someone you didn't like, you wanted to just reach and smack the fucker a few times and this of course is a very good chance to do so. I can understand that some of you don't enjoy bashing because you like the characters or see that they don't act that way in the original show, but that is the beauty of it, some genious created this site as to where literally ANYONE could write what they want, however they want, so long as it abides by a few rules and even then the story could just be moved to aff.com. No one is forcing you to read my stories and the only story where I truly bash someone is in Konoha's Watchmen and Konoha Alive and I give you a clear warning right in the summary so if you have a problem with than FORSE. (Fuck off and read something else)

Delete the offensive Imagination:
Really? Fucking Really? Did the admins of this website never hear about SOPA? The fact that the bill wanted to d-list all file sharing websites and imprison up-loaders for up to five years. In case you have no idea what I'm talking about (highly doubtful since a lot of well known authors are updating stories with warnings) The admins of FanFiction. Net has decided to delete any stories that are considered too violent, contain sexual content (Lemons), song fics, etc. So much for the tagline "Unleash your Imagination". I've already done my part by adding my name to the online petition (more details in the latest update of "Do I have a Purpose Anymore?") and I encourage you to do the same. Some of my favorite stories are getting permanently removed and authors are deleting their accounts. Your or your favorite stories might have already been removed, and if not now, then soon.

P.S. Just a big fat FUCK YOU to the admins behind this bullshit and anyone supporting it.

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Do I Have A Purpose Anymore? by Kingkakashi reviews
Naruto has loved 3 women in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village has become too much for him to endure anymore. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, including attempting to free Princess Koyuki and the Land of Spring from Madara and his Akatsuki all the while, as many people chase after him, some for love and others to kill him. Bleach x-over Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,016 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Yugito N.
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/26/2009
Reverse the Flow by lord of the land of fire reviews
A re-imagining of the Rosario Vampire story with the genders reversed. Things play out a little differently as a group of monsters fight for the attention of the girl they all want.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/16/2012
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Namikaze and the Shining Beauty by Hakureisaiga reviews
My version of Namikaze09's fic, the Senju and the Water Goddess. When Kakashi blows Naruto off, Naruto strives to get stronger and an unknown fiance appears in his life. NaruxMeix? Harem fic Team 7 bashing, no Hina, Ino, or Sakura this time!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,619 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Naruto: Next Generation by Shang reviews
Takes place 15 years after the manga; the Final Exam continues as the young gennin give it their all... who'll manage to exceed others and become chunin? Slight AU due to the manga development in the meantime. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 157 - Words: 416,632 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,935 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Dark Shift by brown phantom reviews
After a mission goes horribly wrong, something happens to Naruto. His mask of happiness turns dark and cruel, and he turns against the village he had sworn to protect. Can he be returned to normal before it's too late? Plot inspired by MW83, Dark NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,744 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A Proper Vampire, Written By DarkSwordMage by MistressWinowyll reviews
A side story from Get What You Wanted. After suffering the worst betrayal of his life Aono Tsukune suffers a nervous breakdown. Committed to an asylum, a dark force descends upon him intent to corrupt him into a creature like her...
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,057 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Tsukune A.
The Price of Our Deeds by bosk reviews
When the Hinata girls fail to see what their treatment of Keitaro is doing to the manager a tragic event brings home the consequence of their deeds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,781 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Keitaro U.
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,286 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 4,397 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Wrath to Come by dracohalo117 reviews
What if all the Jinchruiki attended the Chunin exams, what if Naruto's family was still alive...what if the Bijuu had a plot that involved their hosts...NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,057 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
The Hero's Brother by Kyuubi666 reviews
On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, Kushina gave birth to a pair of twins. Minato survived the Shiki Fuujin with the Kyuubi sealed inside Jin, who is proclaimed a hero. However, Naruto grows up neglected and alone. Minato Bashing! Dark Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,308 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,409 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 5,405 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Sennin of the Four Nations by Kyuubi16 reviews
My adaption of Onishin's DRC:Avatar vs Sennin story. What happens when Naruto is sent into the far future, where benders instead of shinobi reign? Picking up the pieces he encounters Princess Azula of the Fire Nation and her friends. The following result is that of a change of ideology for both sides of the war. A little deeper look into idealism and savior-ship.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,548 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Azula, Toph, Ty Lee
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,440 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Fiend by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is betrayed after the Sasuke retrieval mission. He escaped, but just barely while losing an eye in the process. He makes it to Konoha where a sword of incredible power is found and a new destiny unfolds before him. Small crossover with Ninja Gaiden in terms of weapons and few characters.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,660 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A mothers regret and a son's hate by Ihateheroes reviews
This is a story where, when Kushina and Minato put a part of their soul in Naruto. Kushina by a twist of fate managed to wake up in the seal and sees first hand to what her son had gone through. What will a mother do when her son wants to destroy Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Emperor of the Coil by SkeletalNightmare666 reviews
Naruto discovers a portal in a cave and gained the powers of the Tainted Coil. How will the world handle the rise of the new Brutal Empire. SemiEvil Naruto. Harem and Character Bashing/Death
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Doviculus
The Ninth by dart93 reviews
Released from his prison by a cult that worships him, Naruto takes Gotham by storm. Possible Harem. Crossover with Justice League and Teen Titans later. Dark Naruto but not totally evil and twisted
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,380 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Ha no Akuma by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU. Three teens, each a childhood more depressing than the last, come together as they enter the world as shinobi. One is a emotionless swordsman, the second is a hot-headed musician, and the last is a quiet bloodthirsty fighter. This is their story. N/T
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Saints Row 2 And A Half by DJWriter reviews
This story is based on the between the Aftermath of Saints Row 2 and the Beginning of Saints Row the Third...Can't wait for the released of it, but anyways...THIS IS A MUST READ STORY! Its rated M for Intense Langange, Sexual Content, and Violence...
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,419 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
He's a Married Manager by anime-is-dumb reviews
20-year-old Keitaro Urashima is still trying to get into Todai after two attempts. Now, needing a place to live, he goes to visit his grandmother at Hinata House. And he's bringing his young wife with him. No OC main chars! No OC's! hallelujah! No OC's!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,114 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Naruto: Emperor of the Western Elemental Empire by VFSNAKE reviews
Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,239 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
The Yellow Flash of Kiri by Narutofan401 reviews
Mei Terumi was visting Konoha to try and secure help for the upcomming rebellion she was going to lead. She didn't gain any help from the leaf, but she did leave Konoha with an unsuspected travel companion, one who also just happened to house the Kyubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,292 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: the ninja of metal by darkvizardking69 reviews
During the second exam, Naruto fell into the Sea of Black Tears. see how he will fair with the power of METAL on his side. FIND OUT
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,911 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Last Straw by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
A Naruto/ Fem Kyuubi one shot. What happens when Naruto realizes there's no one left to spend his life with? A certain vixen becomes fed up with waiting that's what! Dominating Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 219 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Namikaze and the Water Goddess by Namikaze09 reviews
After being neglected by Kakashi, Naruto decides to show his true self and show Konoha what he's capable of. Imagine his shock when he finds out that his future bride is the Mizukage. Strong Naruto Naruto/Mei T./Harem Sasuke/Sakura slight Kakashi bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,481 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 5,698 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Snake and Fox by ChunkyLover584 reviews
Naruto, fed up with his team ignoring him, runs off during a training session and soon finds himself in the forest of death. See how this seemingly insignificant event, changes the Naruto Universe forever. NARUxANKO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,249 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tale of the Demon Fox by RogueRoguePhoenix reviews
After years of planning, Uzumaki Naruto had razed Konoha to the ground and slaughtered his enemies. With the shinobi world dying, the demon ninja decided to seek peace in a new one. His arrival will spark a new revolution to all Yokais. -Dark Naruto-
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,952 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto by battousai222 reviews
The 4th Hokage never sealed the Kyuubi into Naruto. Instead he defeated it and gave his son Naruto a new chance at life. A strong, powerful Naruto. He made Jounin at 13 also. Pairing Naruto X FEMALE Haku! Haku is a girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,380 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Kung Fu Kitsune by Zaion Indulias reviews
After the battle at the Valley of the End Naruto finds him self in another world, transformed into the form of a fox. Now he must master Kung Fu in order to become the Dragon Warrior in his quest to return home. Pairing tbd later. Suggestions welcome.
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,975 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto is dating WHO! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Collection of one-shots featuring Narutox? Pairings, where ' stands for a girl from another anime/manga/movie, etc... Review and leave your suggestions! No Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U.
He'd Be Proud by MissWorded reviews
Jiraiya would be proud of his prophecy child. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. NaruHina. Rated T for sexual suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Melodies by Rythixx reviews
They broke him, and chased him away from the few that cared. And into the hands of one of their biggest enemies. Now he has the power to make them pay dearly. The only question that remains is, will he? Naruto Harem. SemiDark Super Naruto.Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,665 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Stand Up and Walk Forward by Saturn Stars reviews
So Ed finally knows... How will he react? How will Winry react? Can the strong beond between them help them overcome this obstacle in life? Or will it finally tear the lovers apart[EdWinry]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,339 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
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Foxes among Sorcerers reviews
With the growing threat of Voldemort approaching, Dumbledore attempts to restore the bond with the Shinobi world by hiring ANBU to guard Hogwarts and more importantly, Harry. What consequences would their presence bring? How different would history be?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Konoha Alive? reviews
The spirit of Konoha is fed up with the villager's treatment of Naruto and decides to step in and train him. Strong/Smart/Sarcastic/Gray Naruto. NaruxHarem. Sakura and Sasuke Bashing. Rewrite canceled and now just on Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U.
The Jinchuuriki Fortune Hunter reviews
Naruto was rescued from the village at a young age by an unlikely duo. Nathan Drake and Victor Sullivan. Four years later he continues training to follow in their footsteps while avoiding hired men sent by Eddy Raja...and his own parents. Uncharted 1 set.
Crossover - Naruto & Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Naruto U., Nathan D.
Konoha's Watchmen reviews
Dr. Manhatten didn't kill Rorschach but sent him to the world of Naruto. After seeing what Naruto has to endure he takes him in and with his help, will form the first Watchmen of Konoha. OCs and Bashing. Narux?
Crossover - Naruto & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Walter K./Rorschach
Maelstrom of Dojima reviews
What if Minato Namikaze was actually a member of the Tojo Clan's Fuma family and best friend of Kazuma Kiryuu. What if Kazuma adopted Naruto. Takes place during Yakuza 3. HIATUS!
Crossover - Naruto & Yakuza - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U.
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