ImmaPickle
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Joined 03-28-11, id: 2811212, Profile Updated: 06-20-12
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Star Wars.

If you have seen my profile before you will have noticed that it is new and yes, I have updated it.

HI! My name is ImmaPickle, but you can call me I.P. or Pickle.

Age: Pft as if!

Gender: MARSHAN

I am compleatly and utterly obsessed with Star Wars and Rangers Apprentice. I am insane and awesome... at least that's what my friends tell me. I LOVE to write stories (Is there anyone on this site that doesn't?). I live in "cold" Canada. (it's not really cold here, just windy...). And I LOVE pickles, (Voice: No Really?!!).

My best friends are Weird Person Who Lives On Mars (Marshan) and Somebody E. We all help each other come up with stories and edit.

I am LDS (mormon) and I don't like swearing, so if you do reveiw, pleass do not swear.

Please excuse spelling and additional errors, I suck at that!

Please reveiw my stories, I'm a first time writer and I wanna know what you think!

If you have anything you would like to ask me or suggestions for the Random Adventures of The Jedi email me a AuthorImmaPickle@hotmail.com.


Stuff That I Shouldn't Post On My Profile 'Cause Then It Would Make It INSANLY Long... But I'll Do It Anyways, Just To Annoy You

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Man... I feel really stupid now...

What not to do in Ranger's Apprentice

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to dissagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue and you do so regularly. If someone from Ranger's Apprentice hasn't said it, it's obviously not worth saying.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" and sing/hum it all the time.

5. You brought a bow and arrow set and cried because you can't hit anything.

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.

7. You're reading this right now.

8. You have a cloak and sneak around in it, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. Your life goal is to become a ranger.

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice.

12. You think it would be awesome to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't.

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron.

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest isn't being run for poeple in your country and you can't move to Australia before the competition closes.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest you can't win.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes.

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than eat.

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than breathe.

26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidently called your brother "Will" before.

33. You have a cat or dog named "Tug", "Abelard", "Shadow", or "Ebony".

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss.

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater the absoute seccond that it is released. Hello premiere...

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl and wearing your best ranger cloak.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.

40. You're going to have a super hard time sneking your two knives into the movie theatre.

41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is.

42. You have been baned from travelling on aeroplanes because you refused to give up your bow and arrows/knives.

43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.

44. They really really want you to.

45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.

46. You just hit copy.

47. Don't lie, you know you did.

48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

49. You even know the names of the background characters and have done all the internet quizzes to prove it.

50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

You Know That You Are An Author If...

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've met you're not-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe preps travel in packs, place this in your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace(now Facebook), copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If youhappen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have not copy/paste this in your profile already copy/past this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever made an OC copy/past this into your profile

Anyone who thinks drugs are for retards, paste this into your profile.

Anyone who thinks that teenagers should be encouraged to write FanFics instead of knifing people on the streets, go tell them and copy/paste this into your profile

-90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile

Things on objects

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowena iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT

17.) Go to a random customer and say, "OH, THERE YOU ARE, MOM/DAD!" And hug them

QUOTES

1) The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.

2) Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

3) You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

4) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

5) WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Word Scrambles:

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

For Starwars Geeks

When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left

When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any

When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all

When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot

When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred

When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter

When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive

When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’

When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside

When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his

When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt

When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother

When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padmé, who lost the galaxy

When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures

When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One

When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly

When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers

When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off

When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine

When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the NewRepublic

When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut

When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.

If you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.

If you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

If you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

If when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

If you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

If you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

If you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

If you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' (This is Huttnese for Slime Ball)

If you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

If you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

If you even know what a jung ma is. (A type of lightsaber move where you jump.)

If you know how to write in Aurebesh.

If you understand any of this.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments.

If you're so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy, copy this into your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character.

If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said "Thank you!"

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie,"

If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile. (Ahsoka doesn't count.)

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there.

If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver"

When ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop,

If when your friends/family tell you that Star Wars isn't real and you spazz out.

If you don't think that Anakin/Vader is a villian, but is a tragic hero that was screwed over by fate instead

If you hate Dormekin because you know that Anakin only loves Padme

If you hate Obidala because you know that Padme only loves Anakin

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"

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A NotSoNormal Week 4 by Bluesaber3 reviews
Read the title. Enough said.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,811 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
How did you die? by Falconface reviews
Hi, I'm Falconface your host here on how did you die. This is where we go around asking diffrent cats of starclan how they died. We ask all sorts of cats through out the books. Be careful though, these could be major or minor spoilers. So sit back and eat popcorn folks for it's time to ask starclan the question... HOW DID YOU DIE?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013
Revenge, Rewritten by HotChocolate in Summer reviews
Anakin Skywalker ruined her life. And now her only mission was to get revenge.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011
Why Warriors Shouldn't by Weird Person Who Lives on Mars reviews
A new twist on Erin Hunters Warriors books. Join Firestar, Cloudpaw, Graystripe and a cast of others as they find out why warriors shouldn't... go on missions...get Jeti powers...act like humans...and much, much more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Firestar - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week 3 by Bluesaber3 reviews
It's finally here! After publishing and completing the first two in this series, everyone was very excited for the third. So now, join Anakin, Ahsoka, and all the other characters as they do completely random and hilarious stuff! rated k plus
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,168 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week 2 by Bluesaber3 reviews
It's back! Join Anakin, Ahsoka, and lots of other friends from the Clone Wars universe as they do a bunch of random and hilarious things. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughing in certain individuals. :D Rated k plus just for safety.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,038 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week by Bluesaber3 reviews
As the title states, it is not a normal week for Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, and maybe a few other friends. Find out what's going weird and how hilarious it is! Genres may change but probably not ;D rating has been changed to k plus to be safe
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,825 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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Approaching Storm reviews
He killed her. My sister. The only person that I loved, that loved me. He ruined my life. And now I will ruin his. You'd better prepare Skywalker. There's a storm aporaching, and it's not gonna end well.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
MORE Random Adventures of the Jedi reviews
It's back! In the second book in the Random Adventures Serise, the Jedi are getting into even MORE trouble. Including THE GAME, Tofu, Cooking Shows and more!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The Random Adventures Of The Jedi reviews
This is a collection of short, hopefully funny, Star Wars: The Clone Wars stories. The Jedi are getting into all kinds of "situations" including, playing pranks on Obi-Wan, A coucil for the bearded man, all sorts of other things. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,578 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete