Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books.
2/11/12 hey guys. It's a very sad day cause a very talented singer died today. Whitney Huston. She was 48 years and died at 7:57 pm. She was one of my favorite singers. I think she died so early cause of drug abuse but I still love her.
HEEEEEEEEEEEY its me!!!!!Name: I go by many names. Dork, freak, weirdo, spazz, psycho, but they are all said with love(Hopefully :P). My real name happen to be Serena, though. Maybe Amy, I also like the name Victoria.
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12/20/11 An awesome writers friend had died on december 18,2011. I wish that all who read this wish GamerGal546 the best wishes!
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:
Name without vowels- Srn
You single?- yes
Favorite number?- 87 and 84
Color you wear most?- black
Least favourite colour?- yellow
Favorite candy?- all
What do you smoke?- nothing... unless awesomness counts
Are you happy with your life right now?- HELL YEAH!!!
Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- yes
What is/was your favourite class in school?- the time the final bell rings
How do you make money?- I don’t have a job
Are you outgoing?- Yep , I love to jump from stairs and I smile all the time . People think I'm crazy ...
One word to describe you?- Insane
Favorite pair of shoes- all star converse with many different things on it that includes a panda
Do you own big sunglasses?- yes
Where do you wish you were right now?- somewhere eating
What should you be doing right now?- sleeping
Honestly, what are you doing right now?- this
Honestly, have you done something bad today?- I think so...
Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- My sister
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Nope
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- annoying people
Honestly, do you bite your nails?- it's sad, but yes, sometimes, its a bad habit
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- yes , my friends
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- Yes, but I'll live
Age: 13-19 Maybe...as far as YOU know, I could be IMMORTAL AND THIS ACTUALLY BE MY THIRTEENTH THOUSANDTH ANNIVERSARY OF IMMORTALITY! (YOU WILL FOREVER CELEBRATE THIS DATE AS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY IMMORTALITY--March 12th, 2011! ;3)
Siblings: 3 Sisters. Oh Joy.
Gender: I am a... GIRL DUH!!!!!!!
Favorite color: Purple and Orange.
Favorite Vegetable: Can I not have one??? :D
Least Favorite Vegetable: Probably Brussel sprouts...nasty.
Favorite Fruit: Stawberries or Canalope ...maybe blueberries. Only if they are in muffins though. Therefore, Muffins, are my favorite fruit.
Least Favorite Fruit: That depends, prunes are a fruit right? If not, anything that is not in a muffin.
Favorite Song: "Love Is Hard" By James Morrison(spelt it right?) . LOVE THAT SONG!!!!
Favorite type of Food: Chinese...people.
Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, Percy Jackson series, Narnia series, The Immorals series, The Gallagher Girls series, and a bunch of others that i cant remember :)
Favorite Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harrah Potter (if you don't like da series, I will CUT YA), Tangled (I'VE GOT A DREEEEEEEEAAAAMMMM), Chicago...and all that jazz!
Punctuation is very important to our everyday lives. For example:
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.
If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.
If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.
If you talk to your book charcters copy this.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.
If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Laurel Alex, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, Fax is forever.
Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pirlofe.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Cervical cancer is actually caused by a virus know as Human Papalonia Virus (HPV). Millions of women around the world already have this virus. Spread your knowledge and post this in your profile.
If you have your own personal bubble space copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
Even when you cant see him, god is there! if you believe in god copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think ‘rock, paper, scissors’ or ‘bubble gum bubble gum in a dish’ solves allot of problems then put this in you’re profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious... Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
You Know You Are a 90’s Kid When...
93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, Silvermusic384, Fac is forever, Serenaisbestexrq387.
88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.
If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
I found this on Bandgeekclarinet14's profile:>
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
You know you lived in 2010 when...
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
SO enjoy PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!:p
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
FRIENDS :VS: BEST FRIENDS
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your life.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food. (I'm the reason my house has no food.)
A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.
A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.
A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?
A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here!"(LOVE YOU NIKKI BUT NO YOU CANT HAVE MY COOKIE)
A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.
A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.
A friend will hide you from the cops;Best Friend is the reason their after you
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
P.S. I am now making it a goal to do all these things... *evil laugh*
16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
An awesome writer inspired me to paste this onto my file:
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Post this on your wall if you're THAT girl... ;) (that writer is HeAt-StRoKe!! go look at her profile she is soooooooooo freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ok sooo my favirote story is Alone by Catlin42, AND Anna Ride! I love these writer's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO freaking much!!!!!!! Go read there story's RIGHT NOW! I DARE YOU TO!!!!!!!!!! BUT IT WILL BE THE freaking MAXIMUM RIDE STORY YOU HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual things on products. Omg, people.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
HARRY POTTER RULES:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. This is From Fang's Blog.
This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)
15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)
20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)
26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)
COPYED FROM Black.Veil.Brides.In.Blonde
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"It would take too long to "
1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
A: Stupid computer! why dont you work?- My computer obviously
2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?
A:Ate CHICKEN, Drank: chocolate shake!! i feel funny. maybe i should stop spinn-CRASH!
3. What was the last thing you thought?
A: Woa That hurt.
4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.
A: Theres isnt anyone living near me. *in a small voice* i feel so alone *SOB!*
6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.
A: "Porch" The titans curse- aka percy jackson book 4.
7. If you could be anybody from Maximum Ride, who would you be?
A: Max. She gets Fang.
8. Type your name with your elbow.
9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
A: the downstairs tv.
10. Where are you?
11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?
A: the ceiling...that was pointless.
12. What's your personality like?
13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?
A: We miss you now!
14. You have a million dollars. What do you do first?
A: Buy new not-crappy internet
15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?
A: i'd rather not. it would take time and energy. and im already giving up enuf of my highness on this test/survey/stalker guide.
HEY i was wondering if whoever is out there reading this (it WILL happen one day) can you give me an idea on what to write for MR ? and i also need a name sooo...
X You love the computer.
our guy side
X You love hoodies.
X Shopping is torture. (Only for really girly stuff)
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Total: 20 (Awesome! Made it to TWENTY. I'm a girl, by the way.)
Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING TO THE LIST!)
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.
A mans room is where he can be alone with his manly things. His razor for instance.
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put this on your page
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Can't you tell I"m obsessed with Maximum Ride. =D
MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!
If not look at my fav. story listXD
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in theBible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. When he see's you living it, he flees. And just when your about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if you're in God's Army :)
YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF MY PROFILE!! ONE THING LEFT TO SAY: WHERES THE FOOD?