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Joined 03-28-11, id: 2811306, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books.

2/11/12 hey guys. It's a very sad day cause a very talented singer died today. Whitney Huston. She was 48 years and died at 7:57 pm. She was one of my favorite singers. I think she died so early cause of drug abuse but I still love her.

HEEEEEEEEEEEY its me!!!!!Name: I go by many names. Dork, freak, weirdo, spazz, psycho, but they are all said with love(Hopefully :P). My real name happen to be Serena, though. Maybe Amy, I also like the name Victoria.

PM Me if you have a tumblr account.

12/20/11 An awesome writers friend had died on december 18,2011. I wish that all who read this wish GamerGal546 the best wishes!


QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

Name without vowels- Srn

You single?- yes

Favorite number?- 87 and 84

Color you wear most?- black

Least favourite colour?- yellow

Favorite candy?- all

What do you smoke?- nothing... unless awesomness counts

Are you happy with your life right now?- HELL YEAH!!!

Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- yes

What is/was your favourite class in school?- the time the final bell rings

How do you make money?- I don’t have a job

Are you outgoing?- Yep , I love to jump from stairs and I smile all the time . People think I'm crazy ...

One word to describe you?- Insane

Favorite pair of shoes- all star converse with many different things on it that includes a panda

Do you own big sunglasses?- yes

Where do you wish you were right now?- somewhere eating

What should you be doing right now?- sleeping

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- this

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- I think so...

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- My sister

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Nope

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- annoying people

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- it's sad, but yes, sometimes, its a bad habit

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- yes , my friends

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- Yes, but I'll live


Age: 13-19 Maybe...as far as YOU know, I could be IMMORTAL AND THIS ACTUALLY BE MY THIRTEENTH THOUSANDTH ANNIVERSARY OF IMMORTALITY! (YOU WILL FOREVER CELEBRATE THIS DATE AS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY IMMORTALITY--March 12th, 2011! ;3)

Siblings: 3 Sisters. Oh Joy.

Gender: I am a... GIRL DUH!!!!!!!

Favorite color: Purple and Orange.

Favorite Vegetable: Can I not have one??? :D

Least Favorite Vegetable: Probably Brussel sprouts...nasty.

Favorite Fruit: Stawberries or Canalope ...maybe blueberries. Only if they are in muffins though. Therefore, Muffins, are my favorite fruit.

Least Favorite Fruit: That depends, prunes are a fruit right? If not, anything that is not in a muffin.

Favorite Song: "Love Is Hard" By James Morrison(spelt it right?) . LOVE THAT SONG!!!!

Favorite type of Food: Chinese...people.

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, Percy Jackson series, Narnia series, The Immorals series, The Gallagher Girls series, and a bunch of others that i cant remember :)

Favorite Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harrah Potter (if you don't like da series, I will CUT YA), Tangled (I'VE GOT A DREEEEEEEEAAAAMMMM), Chicago...and all that jazz!


Punctuation is very important to our everyday lives. For example:
"Let's eat Grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"
Just one little comma can make such a big difference!


You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.


Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile


If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Laurel Alex, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, Fax is forever.

Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pirlofe.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Cervical cancer is actually caused by a virus know as Human Papalonia Virus (HPV). Millions of women around the world already have this virus. Spread your knowledge and post this in your profile.

If you have your own personal bubble space copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Even when you cant see him, god is there! if you believe in god copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think ‘rock, paper, scissors’ or ‘bubble gum bubble gum in a dish’ solves allot of problems then put this in you’re profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious... Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.


You Know You Are a 90’s Kid When...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
2. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
3. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
4. When you settled everything by rock paper scissors or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or eeny meeny miney mo.
5. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
6. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
7. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
8. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
9. You remember Ring Pops.
10. You remember drinking Tang.
11. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
12. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
13. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
14. You rember when Tamagotchi, GigaPet, and Nano were all that.
15. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
16. Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
17. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
18. Michael Jordan was a king.
19. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
20. You collected those Beanie Babies.
21. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
22. Carebears
23. The old dollar bills.
24. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
25. You know the Macarena by heart.
26. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
27. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
28. You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
29. You remember Highlight's magazine.
30. You went to McDonald's/Burger King to play in the playplace.
31. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
32. Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
33. Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
34. Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
36. Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
37. When light up sneakers were cool.
38. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
39. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing.
40. When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
41. When gameboy was a brick.
42. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!?
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . Or if you smiled at one of these
things


93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, Silvermusic384, Fac is forever, Serenaisbestexrq387.


88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.


If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.


This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!


I found this on Bandgeekclarinet14's profile:>

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept on saying: "Bach Bach Bach."


You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. or Facebook and twitter now... Kinda sad...
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did!

AND

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my friends do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke)
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


SO enjoy PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!:p

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

FRIENDS :VS: BEST FRIENDS

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your life.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food. (I'm the reason my house has no food.)

A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here!"(LOVE YOU NIKKI BUT NO YOU CANT HAVE MY COOKIE)

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops;Best Friend is the reason their after you

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.


P.S. I am now making it a goal to do all these things... *evil laugh*

16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.


An awesome writer inspired me to paste this onto my file:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Post this on your wall if you're THAT girl... ;) (that writer is HeAt-StRoKe!! go look at her profile she is soooooooooo freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Ok sooo my favirote story is Alone by Catlin42, AND Anna Ride! I love these writer's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO freaking much!!!!!!! Go read there story's RIGHT NOW! I DARE YOU TO!!!!!!!!!! BUT IT WILL BE THE freaking MAXIMUM RIDE STORY YOU HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actual things on products. Omg, people.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


HARRY POTTER RULES:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive(not after that last time...)
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. This is From Fang's Blog.


Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)

COPYED FROM Black.Veil.Brides.In.Blonde


LIfe Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"

"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it."

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."


Really Random...

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

A: Stupid computer! why dont you work?- My computer obviously

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

A:Ate CHICKEN, Drank: chocolate shake!! i feel funny. maybe i should stop spinn-CRASH!

3. What was the last thing you thought?

A: Woa That hurt.

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

A: Nothin

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

A: Theres isnt anyone living near me. *in a small voice* i feel so alone *SOB!*

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

A: "Porch" The titans curse- aka percy jackson book 4.

7. If you could be anybody from Maximum Ride, who would you be?

A: Max. She gets Fang.

8. Type your name with your elbow.

A: "serena"

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A: the downstairs tv.

10. Where are you?

A:My bedroom

11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

A: the ceiling...that was pointless.

12. What's your personality like?

A:hyperhyperhYpErHYPER!!

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

A: We miss you now!

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do first?

A: Buy new not-crappy internet

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?

A: i'd rather not. it would take time and energy. and im already giving up enuf of my highness on this test/survey/stalker guide.

HEY i was wondering if whoever is out there reading this (it WILL happen one day) can you give me an idea on what to write for MR ? and i also need a name sooo...


GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band. (My friends are in band.)
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick. (and even then i might still have to go)

Total: 8

our guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture. (Only for really girly stuff)
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box. (I don't have one, and I cant play one, but I want one.)
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. (Who doesn't?)
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 20 (Awesome! Made it to TWENTY. I'm a girl, by the way.)


Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING TO THE LIST!)

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

A mans room is where he can be alone with his manly things. His razor for instance.


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put this on your page
if you love to laugh


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Can't you tell I"m obsessed with Maximum Ride. =D

MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!

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If not look at my fav. story listXD


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in theBible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

PERCABETH FOREVER!!
If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth, copy & paste this to your profile.
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I actually did this! but we only studied it for like a week:(. )

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. When he see's you living it, he flees. And just when your about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if you're in God's Army :)

YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF MY PROFILE!! ONE THING LEFT TO SAY: WHERES THE FOOD?

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A Dark Knight by Tw33ti369 reviews
What happens when a strange figure snatches Max up one day? Read to find out. It gets better as you read. I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,574 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,631 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Flat Out Falling by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,835 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
High School Rollercoaster by Blackhawk1234 reviews
Max:Practically raising her sister, Angel, on her own with an abusive ex. Fang: Dark, and alone, living with parents that any kid would love to have..But when complete opposites come together will they have the power to survive?FAX, no wings. Try it plz.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,374 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Max, Fang
Guardian Angel by BrakImienia reviews
Max is a naive, innocent person who believes that everyone has a good heart. Fang lives in the world full of hatred, where rapes, drugs and murders happen on bright day. One day faith brings them together. Max decides to be Fang's Guardian Angel and bring happinness back to his life. She wan't him to see that there's always a different way...FAX (It's rated T for a reason! )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Max, Fang
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Unforgettable by fangs-only-girl reviews
This story is all human. Fang and Max are best friends, until Fang moves away, Max is devestated. Then he comes back! Will they still have their friendship, or has one of them moved on? Pleaze read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,678 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Sometimes by soyoungsoinsane reviews
Max is moving to a new place yet again but she has never fit in at school and has always been a loner. When she meets Nudge and Fang she thinks things are better but will they stay that way? Full summary inside! FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,364 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Max, Fang
The Full Story by Fanna Girl reviews
Max and her friend J.J are doing a documentary on how to be a rockstar. The catch? They have to spend all summer with Three Chances, a band Max would rather die then see. What happens when she starts to fall for Nick? COed with MaximumRideFanAddict.Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Max, Fang
You're My Curveball by LaxChick25 reviews
Life throws you curveballs. Sometimes you're already wound up and ready to take a swing. Other times you barely even know you're up to bat and the ball hits you so hard in the head you're not even sure where you are anymore. Maximum Ride was the curveball of my life. She was the curveball I wasn't even remotely prepared for. Fax. No Wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 142,922 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Falling Into Place by Kristina-Rose-Ivashkov reviews
Cammie meets Zach Goode a NASCAR driver who thinks Cammie is an actor but she is really an actuary he thought she was the actor who was attending his ex wifes wedding with him and then it all fell in place. Rated T for language and other things
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Macey M., Preston W.
Camp Disaster by Aquawings reviews
When Fang Grifitths goes to be a counselor at Camp Starlight he expected a horrible summer. But when he meets Max and the gang his summer turns upside down. Juggling Love, Humor, Drama, and little kids, summer is turning into a toughy. Fax,Nazzy,Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Bigger Than This by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth, the most successful seventeen year old actress on the face of this earth is forced to move in with her father, who lives deep in the south. She meets a certain farmer's son who will show her what it's like to work for what you have. Will she be able to get away from her movie star boyfriend and finally get rid of the celeb attitude? Rated T for teenage situations, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,072 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Hate My Boss by Fangrules reviews
Hes a douche. Those are the first words I hear to describe my boss. Now,I figure they're exaggerating a little, I mean no one could be that bad,right? Uptight Nick Ride is about to get a wake-up call in the form of his new PA,Max. Breaking down his walls is not going to be easy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Stolen Innocence by ValentineRose28 reviews
ALL HUMAN! Max was raped, then found on the side of the road by Fang and his little sister. After being taken into their home, can she learn to handle the demons that haunt her, or will she fall through the cracks?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,510 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Max, Fang
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by benjamming reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Santa Cruz by BlackTales reviews
Max Walker, lead singer of WindChill Premise, winds up in the small town Santa Cruz where she hopes to complete her last two years of high school without trouble from the press. As Max Martinez she fools everyone into believing she's just another simple small town girl. Join Max as she struggles to keep up her 'normal' act. Will she succeed? Story better than summary. Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,581 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012
Consequences by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
"A few bruises, a few cuts…What happened to you, Max?" "I don't remember," I mumbled as the man, Fang, let his hands move over my torso. "But I don't think it's appropriate for you to be feeling me up right now. We just met." Fax. Follows Choices. [Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. All rights reserved to James Patterson. No infringement or copyright intended.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,674 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Adrenaline by hAnkY.theoneandONLY reviews
Max and Fang go to rival schools, actually it's probably the biggest highschool basketball rivalry ever seen, but when their schools take it a little too far the teams must 'work it out' or no more program for either. Story better, horrid summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,065 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Fang, Max
My Angel of Darkness by Shiv3r reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The 7 Week Plan by VampireRide reviews
Max, Lissa, Nudge, Brigid, Angel, Maya, Iggy and Ella are BFF's. But when a new guy comes to town, all that changes with the girls. Six girls want him, and despite the promise they made, it's not counting. Now, Max has a plan for them. But She becomes torn apart into too many pieces, which friend should she help? Which friend should she betray? Promise it's awesomer than sounds!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,371 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unbeknownst by rememberingtoforget reviews
Max and Ella lead two very different lives. Different, and yet they couldn't look more the same. By fate, they meet and decide to swap places. And while it's all fun and games at first, it's not easy to fix the real mess of their intertwining lives. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4138 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,645 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Falling For The Enemy by ChrisyLikesToEatMangoes reviews
Fang Ravensmith moved away, Maximum Ride thought all her troubles fled away with him. That is, until he returns, looking better than ever, starting up the constant bickering and sarcastic comments again. But maybe, just maybe, Max has had enough.FAX,R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fang, Max
And So We Meet Again by Fanna Girl reviews
Sequel to Life Hates Me. Max, Elle and Cami have a good life with their new sisters, new fighting reps, more guys liking them. But yet Max is still heart broken. What happens for Max when old flames come to campus? Fax, Anny, Cazzy! Rated T for safe-T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Max, Fang
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Behind the Curtains by SACA BAF reviews
When Fang, the famous actor wants something new, he didn't expect to be in a Broadway. He didn't expect to be in one written by his ex's sister, starring in it with said ex. When Maya gets injured, who else better to step in than the writer herself? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Misplaced Trust by independentwriter-137 reviews
Formerly known as Conning a Con Man. Fang is a con man about to pull of his biggest heist yet. He's about to steal fortunes from a man named Mr. Batchelder by gaining his trust through his daughter. Flawless plan right? Well what happens when he starts to fall for the girl? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Arranged by JAMZD reviews
Max and Fang are in an arranged marriage and Max is full on against it! What will happen when the wedding gets bumped down by 5 years and Max has of freedom left? Full summary inside!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,001 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Island Paradise by Fangrules reviews
At the age of eight Max was shipwrecked and her family killed. Now she lives on an island far from any form of civilization. When a group of settlers come to her island she treats them as she would any other - as a threat - but it doesn't take long for her to realize they are special.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,525 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Max, Fang
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Better Off Forgotten by the12thcookie reviews
Seventeen year old Max goes to boarding school for a dose of normal. But when complete stranger Nick Ride seems more familiar to her then any of her own friends or family, her only idea is that her entire life must be a lie. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,862 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sing For The Moments by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Maximum Ride has had her fair share of unfair play in her life. Between having two brothers to make her life a living hell and having a sister to watch, she also has to decide between her childhood love and the boy who will treat her right. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: CIAI by River DeLuca reviews
Maximum Ride was a 26 year old college student from Dallas, Texas. Until she passed a test. THE test that would change her life forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Fang, Max
101 Reasons by NeonSyzygy reviews
Max has 101 reasons why she and Fang shouldn't be together. Fang has an answer for every one. Based on makoshark's 99 Reasons! Fax, crappy summary. Completed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The One That Got Away by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Fang and Iggy, good friends, face problems when Iggy's sister Max moves to Arizona. He moves to Cali to live with his dad, leaving instructions for Fang to take care of Max. So how does Fang keep the boys away when he's falling for her himself? Rated T, AU, no wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,722 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Motor Cross Mystery by WaywardAssbutt14 reviews
Fang and Max meet at a local motor cross race and instantly become friends. What will happen when someone messes with Max's bike and causes her to get injured? What will fang do to avenge her? What are you reading all of these questions for? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010
My Rockstar Life by Sorry I Just Did reviews
AU. Maximum Ride stars as the lead singer in a well-known local band. When Fang Preston, the popular guy, starts making appearances often in her life, things get a bit crazy. *Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
My BlondeHaired, Sun Streaked Wonder by bordeaux cookies reviews
According to Max, Fang's 'Wonder' is a redhead - Lissa Thomas. He tries to explain to her that his wonder isn't Lissa, nor a redhead; she's blonde, sunstreaked, and standing right in front of him! Fang's POV. FAX! AU! AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Hate Camp, No, I Love Camp! by mademoiselle-cosette reviews
Maximum Ride is being sent to a camp, by her mother. She is extremely miserable, but will a certain dark-haired Mr.Rock teach her to appreciate everything? How will things turn out for the summer? FAX FAX FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Please Forgive Me by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Three are gone. One is paying for her brief fun. One is scared of a new power he's developing. Will the appearance of a girl who knows their past, present and future like she wrote it herself save the flock? Or will it destroy them? Fax! R&R! -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,633 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Out of Line by Flitting Wishes reviews
Max escaped the School when she was 13. She thinks she's the only one with wings, but are there other like her? And...who's Ari? "Maximum Ride," the Eraser says, pointing a gun to Ella's head. "Come with us and she might get to live." *AU *WINGS *FAX ***HIATUS***
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: PMS by StormyCloud83 reviews
This is what happens when Max gets her period and Fang won't leave. One-Shot Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Because Of You by Fly On Aya reviews
An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Key to Life by bordeaux cookies reviews
"When I was 5, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Angel - Complete
Forbidden by FangGirlForever reviews
Your average story about how Prince Fang and Princess Max fall in love. The only problem is, their cities are enemies. When Fang is kidnapped by Max's city and made a slave, Max falls hard for him. The worst part... A war is brewing between their parent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Shooting star by XxCeCeMonaexX reviews
Fang and Max are bestfriends What if bestfriend feelings get stronger...what will become of Max and Fang read and find out rated T for language **NO WINGS* I am currently editing and finishing this story a better version should be up in a few months
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Fang, Max
Kick It In The Sticks by SoonerMagic reviews
Max Ride is a young city girl who's never spent a full day in the country, and she would like to keep it that way. But her boyfriend, Dylan, has a cousin down south and the guy's having a full-blown party out in the sticks. And he can't wait to show Max that country boys do it better.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,142 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Candy Fax by bordeaux cookies reviews
FAX one-shots told through candy. Includes previous stories: "Chocolate Kisses" and "Red Hots". Please submit any candy you think would make a good, Faxy romance fanfiction. Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Summertime Blues by BluePotterFan24 reviews
no wings Max moves to California when she was 12. now 16, and having to go through another whole summer wiht her annoying neighbor Fang normal but during this summer she starts to see him differntly. the summary isn't great, but the story will be better!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Max, Fang
I Hate Wonder Woman by CleCleisCool reviews
Fang is not looking forward to getting a new exchange student, Max. In fact, when Max arrives, Fang hates her even more, because she is being a lil-miss-perfect. But what happens when he learns that perfect isn't so perfect? Better than summary! Plz R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Hands Where I Can See Them by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 81,366 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
For You by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
Fang's devoted. Even if he doesn't go for the dramatic proclamations of love or romantic gestures. I wouldn't expect that from him. Then again, who would've thought he'd fall head over heels for me? FAX One-shot. [Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. All rights reserved to James Patterson. No infringement or copyright intended.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Living with Arrogance by JAMZD reviews
Max lives a close to perfect life with her friends, mom, and adoptive sister Nudge; but when one of her mom's friends and her two sons come to live with them who knows what will go wrong. With summer starting sparks are sure to fly. What will Max do?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Max - Complete
Part Of Me by bordeaux cookies reviews
A Songfic about Max and Fang. Based off of "Part of Me" by Katy Perry. Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Promise by FlyingBlue reviews
Maximum Ride is the new girl and has a problem with the player, Nicholas–also known as Fang–and can't help but hate how all the girls in the school seem to fall over their feet from just a glance from–or at–Fang. And she will not fall for him. All-human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Destiny and Faith by bordeaux cookies reviews
It was destiny. I met her three years ago on the edge of a rock. It was in Greece; I was on vacation when I met her. We both happened to be rock climbing at the time. She had bumped into me, before profusely apologizing, claiming I could have lost my balance and fallen. I did not mind. This beautiful girl was talking to me. That was all that stuck in my head at the time. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Feathery Heart by Silvermusic384 reviews
Max is eighteen and is currently living with her boyfriend, Sam. What happens when Max's friend Nudge invites her brother to move in while Max is staying with Nudge? Warning: FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by bordeaux cookies reviews
A little one-shot I wrote to celebrate Valentines Day, Maximum Ride Style. Of course there's FAX, but that's really it. It takes place at a high school dance. AU AH FAXINESS! Summary inside :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Did We Get Here? by independentwriter-137 reviews
"He looks at me and I realize we've both changed; we're older and maybe a little wiser, but I'm not sure I recognize the boy I see in front of me" Continues the elevator scene where Fang and Max finally talk in ANGEL. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Guide to Maximum Ride by independentwriter-137 reviews
You've seen the cliches, the Mary Sues and Gary Stus, the text talk grammar, it's all covered here in this little helpful guide to help you make a better fanfic and an overall better author.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
Witness Protection Program by independentwriter-137 reviews
I witnessed a murder and was put under witness protection. I used to live in California, I used to be a normal kid, I used to be named Maximum Ride. Now I'm in Arizona and called Sydney Peterson and I'm just trying to stay alive. R&R! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,659 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ultimate Cliche of a MR High School by independentwriter-137 reviews
You know the typical cliches, Lissa being a slut, Brigid being a cougar, Max the new kid, Fang the emotionless rock and yet suddely declare his love for Max. Well, I decided to do a parody to show how ridiculous these cliches are. WARNING: BIZZARE CONTENT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rules of the Game by book.junkie.1996 reviews
AH. Max is the star basketball player at her school, the senior expected to take the team all the way to State. Fang is the cocky senior basketball player at his school, also expected to go to State. The only problem? They go to rival schools.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Fang
Hello, I love You Won't You Tell Me Your Name by faxfaxfax reviews
Max and Fang are best friends who set out to find a girlfriend and boyfriend for each other..Will they help the other find a perfect match?Or will they realize that what they've been looking for is standing there right next to them?Human fax complete :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,301 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Alone by Catlin42 reviews
Max ends up in an orphanage where she meets Fang. Fang gets adopted and Max goes to several foster homes. They never thought they would see each other again, but find each other several years later. AU Fax btw summary made by: bookworm :D i dont own MR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Autumn by storyteller1425 reviews
"Promise me that, five years exactly from this day, when we've graduated college and managed to have a stable career, we'll meet up again. We'll meet right here, at our spot. A place where no one knows but us."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Royal Prince by FlyingBlue reviews
Prince Nicholas is next in line for the throne and he doesn't want to be. His wife-to-be is Princess Lissa, who he hates, and all he can think about is ways to get out of this marriage. Ways to be free for once in his life. And he will make it happen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Max, Fang
Love of a Lifetime by WipeOut95 reviews
Love lasts a liftime... it's a lesson learned. Max and Fang live in two completely different worlds, but that's why they were meant for each other. That's why they needed each other. That's why perhaps even death... couldn't pull them apart. No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,507 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
FRIENDSHIP AND WAR by DoubleCheeseYAH reviews
Max and her best friend Lissa go on a two week cruise. Max meets a boy and Lissa meets a boy. The boy Lissa likes, likes Max. Not so good at writing summaries but please do read
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Letters by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
While Fang was gone, Max wrote ten letters to him. "I told you that I loved you so many times. I wish I could take it back now, because you're an idiot. Don't have kids; we don't want your stupidity to be the disease to wipe out humanity."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sometimes by JAMZD reviews
Max is an 18 year old girl living with her 20 year old brother Ari; that is until he leaves for a 2 month trip leaving Max and 2 of his bestfriends living in his apartment; his friends just so happen to be 2 of Max's worst enemies. What'll happen next?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angels of Death by Tw33ti369 reviews
Fang, a young assassin, finds a group of girls with shady pasts to train to be like him. What if Max was one of those girls? No wings in the forseeable future but who knows? Check it out pleez!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Fight or Flight? by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU. Max, Zephyr, and Tiffany are in desperate need of money. Ariel, Nick, and Jeff want some excitement in their life. When the two very different groups of friends make it onto a popular reality TV show, drama is guaranteed. FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,939 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009
What Would You Do For A Scholarship? by AlyNova reviews
Fang and Max are both finalists for a scholarship to Cornish, an art school in Seattle WA. they have been teamed together for an almost impossible assignment:work together against three other teams for the prize. T for Fax and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Determination by FlowerChild22 reviews
Max is used to the guys after her, but doesn't care for a relationship. New guy, Fang Smith, wants to show her that she can love. Short and a little rushed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
17 by Sorry I Just Did reviews
17 ways to show he's in love with her. Pure fluffly oneshot. FAX. T for cussing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Four Years You'll Cherish Forever by YouGiveMeWings reviews
Max is moving to Virginia, leaving the family she loved behind, to live with her father, Jeb. Along the way of her high school experience, she meets Fang, the boy she thought she would never fall in love with, but somehow, she did. AU, T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Be My Pretend Boyfriend? by Rainpath-Lizzie reviews
Max was trying to get away from Sam. Again. This time she escaped into a club, and in a desperate attempt to avoid him, ends up asking a random stranger to be her pretend boyfriend to get rid of him. That stranger just so happens to be Fang…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,221 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rule of three by Moon Agent reviews
Max... player. Fang... new boy. He's smokin'. Can Max abide by her "rule of three" when she meets him? AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,716 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Rockstar by Moon Agent reviews
Max has taking a liking to this superstar. Why does he look so familiar in person? t for language and romance not to graphic. second fanic. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang
New Beginnings by marseelee reviews
Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Summer Suprises by WannaBeWinged reviews
Max had to move away from her friends Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel when she was 14 and now three years later they come up to stay with her for the summer, bringing along Nudge's new adoptive brother Fang. FAX!Rated T because I'm paranoid.No wings...Yet!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Max, Fang
I Will Not Blush by journey21 reviews
When you have seven kids under seventeen all living in the same house, things are bound to get awkward. In this story we will explore what the Flock and the Martinez' experience of the "joys" of being a teen. Meant only for bravest of women and men!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,066 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Kick It Up by acciopigfarts reviews
Street-dancing has always been Maximum Ride's passion, but getting into the ITA Competition is her dream. She gets a place, and meets the dark and mysterious Fang. But all good things come to an end, don't they? 'FAX' No Wings. Co-ed by FangIsFexellent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Meet the Great Maximum Ride: Singing Sensation by independentwriter-137 reviews
Fang is a superstar and he hates it. Simple as that. But what happens when he meets a certain unknown artist? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Flying on My Feet by XZ10 reviews
Maximum Ride, Flock High's star cross country runner, has just qualified for the Regional Hike-a-thon. The only problem? She doesn't know what it is! Once there, though, she meets her teammate, Fang. What happens in the wilderness'll be hard to tell. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Sorry Doesn't Cut It by independentwriter-137 reviews
"One year, seven months and eight days since he left and now he was standing in front of me in the pouring rain; asking for me to take him back." Fang comes back to Max, but does she want him back? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Have the Right to Remain Silent by BookHunter reviews
Fang has been on the run for years, when the FBI finally catch up to him. Surprised, they see that he can be a valuable tool. A new case comes up involving a dangerous man named Riley Jones...and Maximum Ride? What happens when Fang ends up catching Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Fang, Max
Speak Now by BirdKidKirby reviews
Cliche songfic. Just read it. You know you want to. It has FAXFAXFAX, giggling curtains, and a shirtless Fang in it. How is that not appealing? Pleeeeeeease? Rated "K plus" because it isn't intense enough for "T" or lame enough for "K". Some OOCness. AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Girl Next Door by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
Max and her family moves to suburb LA, right next to Fang. But Max has a dark secret she won't tell, and Fang is determined to find out what it is. FAX. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,005 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach. Hopefully, that'll change with this vacation. However, it won't happen if the Flock doesn't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and this looming threat doesn't disappear. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Servant by Shadowed White Rosebud reviews
When a tragedy occurs in Max's family, a job as a maid in Fang's household could be her only option. As she stays and falls for Fang, will they have the strength to stay together, with everything in their way? AU. FAX and Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,635 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Princess Ride by Cachelle reviews
Max is the Princess of the South in a small country named Mila when she meets Fang, Prince of the North, her life turns upside down, maybe even for the better. Follow Max, Fang and Iggy on their many crazy adventures in this unusual love story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,889 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max, Fang
Should've Done That Earlier by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
Fang and Max have been going to school together since kindergarten. Seeing as they're now in tenth grade, you'd think that they would know each other. Think again. A very Faxy one-shot. T for a slightly suggestive first paragraph and mild language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dance with my father by BluePotterFan24 reviews
This is a one shot i wrote basically to show how serious drunk driving is. It isn't great, but it is a true story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Once Upon A Glance by Fly On Aya reviews
Max's 22. Her mom said she needs a husband. But she doesn't want to. That was before she was saved by the famous Lord Nicholas Grey. Now, Max doesn't know what's going on with her ever since he came stumbling in her life. WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT SETTING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,030 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Farmer's Daughter by Faxisthegreatest123 reviews
One Shot based off of the song "Farmer's Daughter" by Rodney Atkins. No lyrics, no wings, and the characters are probably going to seem OOC. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max and Fang: A Fairytale by ily4eva reviews
Max is from the Capulet kingdom. Fang is from the Montague kingdom. The two kingdoms are enemies. One day Max goes to Fang in cry of help... Fax. Tragedy. Romance. Little action. Happy and sad and as romantic as I could make it. Epilogue inside...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Zikkie reviews
Gazzy's sick, but that doesn't stop him and Iggy from humiliating Max...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forgotten by elevenhurricanes reviews
When I talk to him late at night, I tell him what’s really going on. That I miss him talking to me or miss him say my name. 'Why can’t you remember' I cried, pressing my cheek to his shoulder, my hand running through his charcoal hair." Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
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Pool Party! reviews
Max throws a pool party. What happens when someone catches her eye? What happens when that person is her best friend? Took over from Friendship-is-awesome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Max, Fang
To Live Enough For Both of Us reviews
This story is for a girl named Hannah. She passed away on the 18th I believe. Hannah will be missed greatly. Though i never knew her my friend did. Her username is GamerGal546. She is a great writer to. This is for you Hannah! Rated T or not...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011
The Secret Word reviews
You know how in Maximum Ride saving the world and other extreme sports they have a secret word? well now you can know what that word is! TWO SHOT! First fanfic so be nice?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Max, Angel - Complete