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Joined 03-29-11, id: 2812038, Profile Updated: 10-27-12
Author has written 5 stories for Horseland, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.

Hello! I’m Gabrielle but call me Tricia. So this is my profile, but ever since I told my mom that grounding me to the house was useless since I rarely go to the parties my socialite friends invite me to (I think parties are a waste of time, no offense to party-lovers), I have to share my profile with my few-minutes-older-than-me-brother every time I get in trouble. I get in trouble around once a week. Which is bad since I have to share the profile with him for a month.

Jake: Hello, people. My lil’ sis and I-

Tricia: Jake, don’t push my buttons. We already have to share a room.

Jake: Yes, people. She gets the right side and I get the left. Her side of the room is blue mine is green. My bed is a normal bed her’s is a wooden bunk bed with the lower bed ripped out so she could put her clothes there.

Tricia: They get it, Jake. Anyway, me and Jake love Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus.

Jake: And my favorite god and goddesses is Apollo and Aphrodite. Cause he's awesome and she's hot.

Tricia: If only Ares heard that, he’ll kill you. But, my favorite is Poseidon and Artemis. Because he controls my favorite thing, water, and she's an independent hunter.

Jake: So we decided to make some fanfics.

Tricia: Even though we have two Horseland Fanfics down there please know that I only liked the horse’s cause of Poseidon.

Jake: Well, enjoy the stories that were about to write. And read the random awesomeness of the profile.

Tricia: And I think that we might be half-bloods since we're only raised by our mom and her side of the family.

Jake: And I try to convince, my baby sister that she's an insane lunatic.

May 16, 2012; 9:16 pm

Jake: So my sis and I haven't been in commission in months-

Tricia: YOU MEAN AT ALL! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WE'?!?! I DO THE WRITING HERE!!

Jake: Baby sister, is it that time of month again?

Tricia: :evily glares:

Jake: Now this is why there are no girl were-wolves or is it because you were born with the stick up your butt?

Tricia: :breathes: I'M PEEVED BECAUSE YOU KEEP TAKING MY LAPTOP FROM ME NOW LET ME TYPE YOU MORON!

Jake: :gets Tostilla chips, starts eating and gestures for Tricia to type:

Tricia: THOSE ARE MY CHIPS! :sighs: Anyway, yeah I'VE been out of commission since...well it's summer and I mostly read instead of write-

Jake: She's a procrastinator. Batman would be disappointed.

Tricia: Coming from the guy who didn't get into the honor role unlike his little sister because he got a PSP for our grades.

Us: :glare war:

Tricia: Anywho, I'm working on this fanfic cross-over of my fav two young adults book my Rick Riordan. I was hoping people would read and review it since I'm working on it. By the way, I give 1/3 credit to ChildofWisdom (who makes an appearance in the fic), Rick Riordan and, not to be self-centered, me.

Jake: Okay we-

Tricia:We?

Jake: You're done, can we watch 'Walang Hanggan' already?

Tricia: Bro, you're a guy and you want to watch a romance show instead of the action-packed Darna that I favor?

Jake: Point?

Tricia: :coughGAYcough:


What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she misses you

she's hurting inside

When you break her heart

the pain never really goes away

When she says its over

she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin

she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking?"


What was the last book you read? Son of Neptune

What's on your T.V right now? I turned it off to do this questionnaire

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My little Cousin. Jhon. And yes we spelled his name like that not John but Jhon.

Where are you? In my bedroom

What was the last thing you ate? Some chicken

What's your personality like? I dunno I go from emo to preppy to random t awkward to different to doing-my-hobbies. Well maybe those are my personalities.

Who do you have a crush on? Guys are jerks. But I do like this guy who is one of my best friends. I nicknamed him Domino cause of his last name.

What was the last thing you thought? Trying to answer this question

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A shrub

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Try to gain more money, then once I’m a gazillionaire I’ll donate 1/7 of my money to hospitals, 1/7 to make three Homes for the Homeless, 2/7 to make an eco-friendly animal reserve, 1/7 for constructing my three story tall dream house where I’ll stuff my whole family in there, 2/7 for my personal/family’s/friend’s gain.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My headphones

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Aigaibvdibvdivdid

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? “The evening before my final. I got so frustrated I threw the…”

What's it like being you? Different and difficult

What are your thoughts on writing? Expressing yourself

How tall are you? 5”2.

What book are you currently reading? Here’s a hint. It rhymes with Hercy Mackson and the Frightening Teeth. Yes I’m reading numero 1.

What music are you listening to? What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? YouTube.\

What was the last thing you cooked? I think eggs. A year ago.

What color are the walls of the room you are in? White

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Well…idk

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now? DUDE NO WAY!!! I DON’T WANNA

Have you ever been water-skiing? No. I’ve never even done surfing or canoeing

What is the weather like? Stormy

Are you going on a vacation this summer and where? Dunno yet

Anything else? PIE


1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I no have globe

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? Grover

3. What can you hear right now? Rain and the Jungle Book 2

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. Me no wanna

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? I just said it. Jungle Book 2

6. Type your name with your elbow. Take 1: Trtiocviks - epic fail.
Take 2: Tricia – YAY ME DID IT.

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? My electric fan

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you are? What’s that?

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Sounds fun. Here I go: OOINUKEAU. Sounds like some place in Pennsylvania.


What's your favorite article of clothing? Uhm nice shirts. Nice as in it’s simple and doesn’t attract too much attention but still nice.

Who is the most special person to you? My mom

What's your favorite childhood memory? YAY FLASHBACK MOMENT:
I was young; I was at a hotel with my mom. We were waiting for my dad. We heard a knock and my mom opened it to find my dad. He gave me a hug and two wrapped up gifts. I forgot if it was a belated birthday gift or a belated Christmas gift or just a gift to give me but one was a Barbie doll that I loved when I was young and the other was those Snoopy toys.
For me, when your dad doesn’t spend your birthday or Christmas with you, memories like these are precious.

Scariest moment of your life? I had to recite elocution in front of the WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL DEPARTMENT and I paused for three minutes then I farted.

One word that would best describe you? Different. Papa said being different means you have a brain not like other wannabe freaks that over ran the world. His words not mine!

What is your favorite month in the summer? MARCH

What's your favorite number? 3, 7, 19, 21, 28, 61 and 11

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? My dad bought me these Science books for me that were for high scholars cause most words in it were like gibberish to me. I used to have trouble with science class so I read them with him.

What does your username mean? I am a Rookie in writing and the number 12 is the age I made this account and 21 is my friend Marie’s b-day. Is the RookieWritah part a must explain thing?

What is your favorite Disney movie? I love Tarzan and Spirit. Spirit, is the movie about the horse who loves freedom. It reminds me how much the Filipinos love freedom so much that they’d fight into battle blind for it.

What made you smile today? When I was playing NBA with Jhon, and Uncle Mickey.

Last thing you said out loud? “He’s there with you, right?”

Last rainbow you saw? I’ve never seen a rainbow clearly before.

Do you want a hair cut? Nope, but I have to.


One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Ian

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? G

4. Your month of birth? November

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Kayla and Eva

7. Your favorite number? 28

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish my friends and I would still know each other till the day the sun sets on our lives.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

-Room 1 – Annabeth, Percy, Me and Jake
-Room 2 – Carter and Sadie Kane
-Room 3 – Dan and Amy Cahill
-Room 4 – Amu and Ikuto

Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing?
Annabeth and Percy hugging, Jake and me putting horns on each other’s head, Carter and Amy talking like brainiacs while Dan and Sadie make fun of them and Ikuto hugging Amu from behind.

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Amu

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?Percy and Annabeth

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from?Dan. We’d kill each other.

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?Probably Annabeth and Percy or Amu and Ikuto.

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?Jake. He might’ve tried doing a prank on me. ’

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?I HATE YOU SADIE

Who would hate being in the house the most? Ikuto but he’d be by a corner sulking and being all emo-like and sexy.

Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? WHY PERCY! WHY!

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?Typical Jake wanting to skip on work.

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Any of the siblings but if not mostly Amu and Ikuto

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? CARTER WOULD MISS ZIA!!

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Percy. Honestly, he and Jake are so alike. I swear, I’m as bad as Big Brother who keeps random people in his house and makes them do stupid quests to get out. It’s like a show here in the Philippines.

A pillow fight broke through, who started it?ME!!! I got bored from staring at either Ikuto or Percy.

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you?Walang Hanggan? That’s a tagalog show. If in English, maybe everyone cause of the addictive drama.

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?DANG IT SADIE! I said enough prank wars.

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?Dan or Jake! Damn you!

The musics too loud, who turned it up?Me, Jake, Amu or Ikuto.

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
Me
b)and who is the one to jump is someones arms? Amu into Ikuto’s
c)Who would be the one to kill it? No one. We would just trap it then tame it and keep it as a pet.

Someones crying, who is it and what happened?Amy. She just misses her freedom.

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Me: Okay who almost burned my family’s villa. (Yeah we have one)
Percy: Not me. I would’ve used my awesome powers to stop it.
Annabeth: I’m too smart to do it.
Amy and Carter: Us too.
Dan and Sadie: We wouldn’t do something that stupid!
Ikuto: I’m too sexy. (is that a valid reason?)
Amu: -groggly- I JUST WOKE UP!!
Jake: Pancakes? I tried making eggs!

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?Amy. But then we’d all snuggle each other and start another stupid pillow fight.

Someones tanning on the roof who is it?Sadie.

Who is the tallest in the house? Percy. He’s a 6-footer. Or maybe Ikuto.

Who is the shortest in the house? Dang. Me and Jake maybe.

Who is the loudest?STILL ME AND JAKE!! BUT ALSO SADIE and DAN!!

Who is the clown?Jake or Dan or Percy

Who is the most respectful? Annabeth, Carter and Amy. Seriously, the three smarty-pants are so awesome!

Who is the one you go to talk to the most?Um...me?

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?Percy or me.

Whos in bed first?Ikutokun

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?Jake! He did it to me once.

Who is always dancing?Me! :D If they're playing stuff like Linkin Park, then yeah me :D

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?...Jake…

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Percy. He sleeps too much.


42 TRUTHS ABOUT ME. (Tricia and Jake)

001. Website Name - RookieWritah1221

002. Nickname[s] - for this website? Rook
003. Male or Female - Female, Male
004. Siblings - Yep, a bro. Yeah, a sister.
005. Zodiac Sign - Sagittarius
006. Eye Color - Black with Blue (that is possible)
007. Hair Color - Black
008. Tall Or Short - Very tall

009. Health Freak - not at all
010. Drink or Smoke? - Neither.
011. Piercings? - None.Yeah, I have no ear piercings.

FIRSTS & LASTS:
012. First Best Friend - my cousin, Christie. My best friend, Jesse
013. First Crush - I only remember my old crush Timothy. A girl named Brittany.
014. Last Book You Read -THE SON OF NEPTUNE
015. Last Song You Listened To - Beautiful Soul – Jesse McCartney. HIS VOICE IS AMAZING
016. Last Person you hugged - my bffytf (Best Friend for Yesterday, Today and Forever), Fran. I don't hug but I chest-bumped Victor after a basketball game. Don't listen to him. He hugs girls like me, my girl friends and his girlfriends.

FAVES:
017. Drinks - Water, Juice and Milk. Pepsi.
018. Clothing - Just a shirt or Hoodies, straight cut jeans, and low-tops. A shirt, loose shorts, sneakers.
020. Book - PJatO, HoO, Prophecy of the Sisters, Artemis Fowl, 39 Clues.
021. Flower - Chrysanthemum

IN THE PAST YEAR I...
022. [X] Celebrated Halloween
023. ] Got kissed by someone
024. ] Got kissed under the mistletoe
025. [X] Did Something You Regretted
026. [X] Broke A Promise
027. [X] Kept A Secret
028. [X] Pretended To Be Happy
029. [X] Pretended To Be Sick
030. ] Left the Country
031. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it
032. ] Cried Over the Silliest Thing

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
033. Lips or Eyes - Eyes
034. Shorter or Taller? - usually doesn't matter but 'taller' would definitely be a PLUS (:. I want a girl who's just right.
035. Romantic or Spontaneous - Spontaneous!
036. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms - BOTH
037. Sensitive or Loud - Sensitive. Loud
038. Troublemaker or Hesitant - Hesitant...

YOU’RE FUTURE:
039. Want Kids? - Yeah but only by adoption. Sure. Around three. I'll name them Austin, Garrett, Devin and/or Ayla, Kayley, Lori.
040. Want To Get Married? - No. Yes.
041. Careers in mind - A Writer. A Publisher. Me and my sister'll be a team.

042. Would you die for someone? - depends on who it is.


My name means:
T - very good kisser, R - good boyfriend or girlfriend, I - loves to laugh and smile, C - good kisser, I - loves to laugh and smile, A - hot; and
J - is really sweet, A - hot, K - really silly, E - has gorgeous eyes

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I:loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times


A QUIZ OF EPICNESS!!!

I prank called – Paris Hilton – because I like shoe laces.

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I hit

2 (Feb) - I went on a date with

3 (Mar) - I stunned

4 (Apr) - I controlled

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June) - I robbed

7 (July) - I kicked

8 (Aug) - I hung out with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - I hugged

11 (Nov) - I prank-called

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - A rock star

02 - My boyfriend

03 - A hobo

04 - A homeless guy

05 - The one that I love

06 - The Trojan man

07 - The cookie monster

08 - A sexy girl

09 - A bowl of cereal

10 - A mop

11 - A tooth brush

12 - An ice-cream man

13 - A dog

14 – A Drunk

15 - A butt-head

16 - A cat

17 - A bag of manure

18 - The cool-aid man

19 - An Easter egg

20 - Tori the snowman

21 - A hogtie

22 - My crush

23 - Yo momma

24 - A Mexican

25 - A teletubby

26 - An actor

27 - A gangsta

28 - Paris Hilton

29 - Barney the Dinosaur

30 - My ex boyfriend

31 - My lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that

Black - because I love whales

Pink - because I have no friends

Turquoise - because I'm good with kids

Brown - because I like to go on dates

Polka Dots - because I hate stripes

Purple - because I'm a genius

Grey - because I have AMAZING friends

Other - because I'm stupid Green - because that bum stole my taco

Orange - because I still love him Red - because the gummy bears made me

Blue - because I like shoelaces

Tye dye - because I'm a freaking scuba diver

Graphic - because I am crazy like that

none - because I have a killer six pack

Same Thing with Different Choices!!!

I slapped – a French fry - Because that’s how I roll!

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 my lover

9 my teacher

10 an iPod

11 a movie star

12 A phone

13 an angel

14 A drunk guy

15 a crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 my toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 the kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 an emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White because a hoe stole my taco.

Black because the voices told me to.

Pink because I wanted to.

Red because I’m bringing sexy back! Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots because insanity is fun!

Purple Cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None because the aliens did experiments on me.


This made me cry...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the hard wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX

COPY AND PASTE INTO PROFILE(No. I am not a victim of child abuse. But this story really moved me. If you wanna make a difference like I'm trying to, Copy&Paste this to your profile.)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
repost please
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site)

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you thought this was sad, paste this on your profile.

I love my dad even though I don’t see him much. When I graduated to high school and had to say goodbye to my friends, it hurt more than when I had to leave my dad. I guess you can’t really miss what you never had. You can only want more.


female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


'Girls Don't Realize These Things' - Tricia

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all,

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit / TheRookieWritah1991


There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / TheRookieWritah1991


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means


If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!


98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.


98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.


Makato Iwamatsu

1933 - 2006

Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband

We will remember you.

Leaves from the vine,

Falling so slow,

Like fragile, tiny shells,

Drifting in the foam,

Little soldier boy,

Comes marching home,

Brave soldier boy,

Come marching home.

Copy, paste, send it to all your friends, pass it on. Tell them to pass it on, too


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!


Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.


If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE


If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!


Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by; it’s trying to run me over.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.


Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

XXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

AzianDemigod16

biancadiangelo0703

Angel’s Detective

Greek-AC-Thalassa/Andre

cder3

3 words FAB.U.LOUS

TheRookieWritah1221/Tricia


PJO Fans/ Normal people!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4.You know which pages the good parts are on.

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

21.You dream about PJO every night.

22.You curse a god/goddess a lot.

23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

24.You know PJO better then most sane people

25.You have links to every great PJO site

26.You add things to the list every day

27.You know what you would do if you were Percy

28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

33.You are trying to learn Greek

34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

37.You have an instant crush on Nico!

38.You just have to research more about greek mythology

39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

40.You want to learn Latin

42.You copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41

52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)


Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Zeus: He'll fry you; Athena: She will never stop hounding you; Nico: He's the ghost king!; Poseidon: He'll drown you; Hermes: No internet! :'(

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

-You still think Thuke could happen.

-You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

-You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

-You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

-You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

-You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

-You have every single book that's PJatO related.

-If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Music4evaxoxo

Huntress of the sky

ChildOfWisdom

RookieWritah1221


P-erfect!

E-xciting

R-ocks

C-ool

Y-yes! hes awesome!!!

A-mazing or Always has a plan

N-ows alot

N-othing gets in her way

A-rchitecture

B-eautiful

E-xciting

T-oo Intelligent

H-eroic

Percy Jackson & The Olympians Rule!!!


My name means:
T - very good kisser, R - good boyfriend or girlfriend, I - loves to laugh and smile, C - good kisser, I - loves to laugh and smile, A - hot; and
J - is really sweet, A - hot, K - really silly, E - has gorgeous eyes

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I:loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times


To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity-

Copy and paste this to make people more insane than usual


Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.


A Woman's 64 Rules for Men
Call.
Don't lie.
Never tape any of her body parts together.
If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting.
The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?”
Victoria's Secret is good.
Frederick's of Hollywood is bad.
Ordering for her is good.
Telling her what she wants is bad.
Being attentive is good.
Stalking is bad.
"Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good.
"Nag", "Lardass", and "Bitch" are bad.
Talking is good.
Shouting is bad.
Slapping is a felony.
A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
Her cooking is excellent.
That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
Dish soap is your friend.
Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.
Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
Two words: clean socks.
Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
Burping is not sexy.
You're wrong.
You're sorry.
She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
Ditto for your discourse on football.
Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
"Will you marry me?" is good.
"Let's shack up together" is bad.
Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
Don't assume PMS doesn't exist.
No means No.
Yes means Yes.
Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
"But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush.
You don't clean plaque with your tongue.
Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
Pick her up at the airport.
Don't whine about it, just do it.
If you want to break up with her, break up with her.
Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
Tell her you love her if you do.
Often.
Always, always suck up to her brother.
Think boxers.
Silk boxers.
Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names.
Don't try to change the way she dresses.
Her haircut is never bad.
Don't let your friends pick on her.
Call.
Don't lie.
The rules are never fair.
Accept this without question.
The fact that she has to go through labor while you sit in the waiting room on your ass smoking cigars aren’t fair either, and it balances everything.


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OMG I get so worried I'm pregnant that I went to see a doctor 3 times! He kept telling me that:

A) I was a dude and incapable of being pregnant. But that's just a myth girls tell you to get you into bed, right?

B) He's not a doctor, just a checkout guy at Wal-Mart, and if I didn't stop pulling my pants down every time I got to the front of the line, he was gonna call the cops.

LOL, I found that funny, so of course I put it down here. XD


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Some of my Favorite Sayings

Extremely pushable buttons, a unicorn, and max destruction. My life is now complete.

You know what's weird about cantaloupes? They're a combination between a camel and an antelope, but how does an animal with humps and an animal with horns make an orange fruit, which is also in the melon family?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then step back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon.

Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected!

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

I am not random. You just can't think as fast as me!

Please don't follow in my footsteps because I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

You say Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson!

My friends call me weird, I call myself awesome. (I made that up!)

When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Everything here is edible. Even me, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

It's one thing for a girl to lose. It's another thing entirely for a girl to get mad.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away andyou have their shoes.

Smile. It confuses people.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

Its funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

My mind works like lightning . . . . One brilliant flash and it's gone.

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Happiness is just around the corner! Too bad the world is round.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, and all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Learning how to use pie in math is important, eating real pie is better.

Anger is best when controlled. Annoying people know how to break that control.

School sucks; that's why it's called Hell by the slaves- oops, I mean "students".

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.

I dream of a better day where chickens can cross the road without their motives getting questioned.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second half telling us to sit down and shut up.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Sometimes I wonder "why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

Latte is Italian for 'you just payed too much for that coffee'

I had a friend once but the rope broke and he got away.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

Newscasters are the only people who tell you good evening and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If you can stay calm when there is chaos all around you, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

The truth is out there. So what the hell are you doing here?

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to five. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Some Common Stereotypes

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy (I’m good and bad at different video games)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth (I love black but I’m not gothic)

I live in NEW YORK so I MUST BE MAD AND SNOBBY

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (Haha, I am a bit.)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch (Nah-uh! D:)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar (Okay, maybe. But not in a bad way.)

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (Psh, I'm unique, just like everyone else.)

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (Tried it, but it didn't work out. I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN.)

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie (It’s a crime to want to save mother nature? Well sorry.)

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life (Whaaaa...? D:)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up (Nerd? No, but I work hard.)

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention (Meh depends.)

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean (I'M NOT MEAN. D:)

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math (Umm, no. I’m in between.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (I just don’t want a relationship)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (Well I'm not going to let my mom pick out what I wear. :/)

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser (Anime is pretty cool)

I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head (That's creepy. 0.O)

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (The beauty of the old days was that the sports weren’t gender sensitive. My mom and aunts are pretty awesome at playing basketball and football plus my uncles and dad used to play dress up, too. And they aren’t gays or Lesbos.)

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (... 0.o)

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (So what? My friends love me, so I'm fine.)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE (Very responsible, thanks.)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER (That's an absolute lie. D:)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi (I have friends who aren’t German but speak the language and love World War 2 but it’s a hobby. They aren’t the futures terrorists)

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd (Retainers help make you prettier or hotter so there :P and I wear neither)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Maybe I have problems but can’t you mind your own problems)

I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a geek (There are different hobbies for different people)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious (Well I’m hormonal so there)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Well I'm not a poser, sorry.)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals (Having no religion is the main target of racists)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I have siblings, but being an only child could also mean your parents are too busy to spend time with family stuff)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (Just ask the people who bug me.)

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino (Being an Albino is genetic, dummy)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (I don’t care how many friends I have, I just care that they are here with me)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy (I admit it, Iamkind of crazy. XD)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch (I’m sorry if I just want to help you be better)

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (so if you do the Macarena you’re a hooker?)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I'm a person!? O.O I will now proceed to label me, 'Person'.)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals (so surfer people do that and they’re hot. Well most of them and are they Polish?)

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life (Just cause your life sucks doesn’t mean you have to hate mine. I want to try and help but some people just don’t want it.)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention (I’m unique, so? Beauty is beautiful because we are all different)

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too (I'm straight and FYI gays are awesome shopping pals and great people who understand you.)

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (Meant to be copied and pasted. I win! :D)

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd (I’m not a nerd and I’m not a failure at school work. Beat that racists)

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (D:)

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature (I like her songs but not her)

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet (I don't want to get kicked out of school, thanks.)

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. (I’m no emo but I have no social label that I know of)

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo (No I’m not. I just have a life plan.)

I'm black so I MUST drink Kool-Aid and eat Mac and cheese and fried chicken

I'm a GIRL so I MUST BE GIRLY (I’m not girly but I am a girl and I’m not bisexual)


I WANT A GUY...

Who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

And just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

Put his hands around my waist and

Give me big bear hugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

And we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

And COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday Night

Just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful but not too often,

Who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART.


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Another version of that one I found:

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU


QUALITIES OF A GREAT HEROINE

She must be flawed but determined.

Cunning

Pretty

Bossy

Independent

A history of being put down or betrayed or left to fend for herself

Witty

Suppresses’ emotions until bursts

Hard to understand

Easily angered

Competitive

Best guy-friend

Sassy

Compassionate to other girls

Protective

Intelligent


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that isn’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Let you watch what you want
BEST FRIENDS: Wrestle you for the remote

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I kinda found this on ChaosGirl607's profile...The whole ceiling thing freaked me out so I decided to post it just in case...

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. He will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post ths on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will rewarded.

And my favorite...

If Edward Cullen finally got his head torn off and got burned to pieces 99 percent of the girls in the world would go into a depression. If you'd be the 1 percent laughing and saying, "I knew Bella was getting to him" post this on your profile.

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Warning: Zombie Takeover by ChildOfWisdom reviews
When the world is taken over by Zombies, Annabeth Chase finds herself alone. But one day, she meets another human, that takes her to a group of people who will help her. What if she falls for the green eyed leader? Will they find a cure? Will they survive? Or is it all just a game? Percabeth. (Cover made by Viria)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,572 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Prison Love by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth is a Prison Guard. Fearless, tough, and has no emotions. She is relocated to a maximum-security prison where she meets someone from her past...and that someone is Percy Jackson. Now, she has to break him out of a prison, fly to Russia with long lost friends, to save one man who had been thought dead for years. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
24 Hours Till Midnight by Vivid Tear reviews
International jewel thief Annabeth knew the rules very well: Don't fall in love. Too bad she just had to bump into that green-eyed boy at the coffee shop. She was a dangerous person to be seen with, but he didn't have to know that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
From the past by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth is a girl who could see things more than normal. They call her the Ghost Whisperer. What happens if the next case she has to work on is more complicated than the others. Who is the mysterious Green-eyed ghost? What is happening in Apartment 16C?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,094 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Camping Trip by ChaosGirl607 reviews
After the chaos of the last camping trip, the Horseland crew is reluctant to go on another one. This time, it is different. Emotions will burn and friendships will be questioned. The brightside is, Chloe and Zoey at least have something to distract themselves with; matchmaking their favorite couple. But will it be enough to prevent them from playing with fire? FINALLY UPDATED.
Horseland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,970 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sarah W., Will T.
Forbidden Love by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth Chase is a Vampire who swore never to love anyone. But when she meets a certain Green-Eyed boy, she doubts she can keep that promise. She wants to stay away from him, so she dosent hurt him, but he wont let her go that easily...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You Have Reach The Elysium by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth's half-brother Zachary Gales was a victim of Bullying...and because of that he took his own life. Bullying is a serious thing. Annabeth knows this, Percy knows this, everyone SHOULD know this. This is how she reacts to the situation and how Percy helps her get through it all. Dedicated to Zachary Gales. You have reached the Elysium.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I found her by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Prince Percy Jackson has set out to find a long lost island. But he fall inlove with the Princess of that Island. And is she the Queen of Greece's long lost daughter? What will Poseidon do about this? Will they ever be together?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,075 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Happy Birthday! by starfire207 reviews
Since it's Percy's birthday, I decided to write to make a poem to him. I'm not a good poet so please no flaming
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
My love for you by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Percy Jackson is an Angel. Annabeth Chase is a normal girl. What happens when they meet? Will Percy fall in love with her? Will he be able to give up being an Angel to be with her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,017 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Juliet and Ikuto by bendercat reviews
Amu, the most talented actress at her school is thrilled when she finds out she got the role for Juliet. But what will happen when she finds out who her Romeo is? AMUTO! And I changed the title to something a lot simpler!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,045 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Goodbye Korra by jayknewc reviews
Mako tries to deal with Korra leaving Republic City with Howl. One sided Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
I've always been yours by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth and Percy broke up 4 years ago. Now Annabeth is at Percy's wedding. Will Percy marry his soon to be wife, or will he choose Annabeth? One-Shot Inspired by the song, Someone like you...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
She's Mine by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth caught Percy cheating on her. Two years later, Annabeth is getting married to another guy. But will Percy dress up as her Limo driver and stop the wedding? Total Percabeth. THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,877 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Red by MewLuna reviews
Fionna wants to know what red tastes like from Marshall Lee. -Strictly dialogue, fun little drabble- XD I wish 'random' was a genre, because that's definitely what this would be under. Please R&R, thank you for reading :D
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Sarah's Pain by Athenian Gemini reviews
What if Sarah had something else, other than horses, that she had once been just as passionate about. Something she forced herself to give up, when she got herself and a close friend hurt. Now, six years latter, can she face the past. Will x Sarah.
Horseland - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sarah W., Will T. - Complete
SCHOOLhalfblood? by emeraldstarforever reviews
With camp Halfblood out of bounds, the demigods find themselves forced to go to school. With MORTALS! Will the demigods contain their secret? Why are the Gods' loosing their power? Join Percy and Annabeth on their last adventure, but their biggest one yet
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Star Crossed by GooseberryIcecream reviews
A tale of two lover. A tale of fighting families. A tale of tragedy. A tale of romance. A tale of Romeo and Juliet. A tale of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My Sis Zoey by Taylor Divine reviews
Can Zoey be...nice?
Horseland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bailey H., Zoey S. - Complete
Happy Birthday? I Don't Think So by xMunchy reviews
Never in all his previous 16 years has he faced a foe as worthy as this one. How will Percy prevail in the face of fire? -To celebrate Percy's 17th Birthday on August 18th.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
One Moment by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Beautifully sweet Percy Annabeth one-shot at sunset. READ UNTIL THE END, because I promise you'll never read a better Percabeth ending!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Unwanted by Tiger Jackal reviews
*CHAPTER 11 UP*This is pretty much a Lief/Jasmine and Ranesh/Marilen story with its humorous points. There will also be action in further chapters. Please give me your opinions...
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
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An Interview reviews
The day of our hero's 18th birthday, three fans visit his humble abode for a simple questioning. Hopefully it'll go well. A/N: Okay honestly, I dunno what the genres are so I just chose 'General'. I wish it had a 'Random' genre. And I don't own PJatO. Heck, I don't even own my schoolbags! This is a birthday gift for Percy of some sort, it got a mind of it's own. SELF-INSERTION!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
The Vacation reviews
So if great minds think alike then saviors of the world might share a mind, right? Well, that's what happened when the modern world's heroes meet up in a resort the think is for them and mortals only. They've faced pure evil so how hard is a small trip?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012
Just A Normal Demigod Summer reviews
Percy goes to back to Camp the next summer after the Second Titan War.And then Daddy Poseidon gives him the weirdest gift he'd ever expect.No flames please but I'd love critiques that's not frank.I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Percy J.
A New Girl and Some Tremors reviews
Dear Readers, This is now finished. Sarah's realative, Taylor, comes to Horseland to learn but it turns out it's the wrong time. Have to read to learn Will's fate.
Horseland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Will T., Sarah W. - Complete
Just a Kiss in a Dream reviews
Sarah takes a walk and stays with Will for the rest of the day. Disclaimer:I own nothing. Song: Lady Antebellum and Characters are from Horseland. Duh it is a Horseland fanfic. Just read cause I am so bad at writing summaries for fanfics or stories.
Horseland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sarah W., Will T. - Complete