Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy XII, and Hellsing.
"we are anonymous. we are legion. we do not fogive, we do not forget. expect us."
-Message to Scientology, youtube.
"do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law"
"Out of Chaos comes Order."
Philosophy: thelema (meaning 'do what thou wilt')
style: still looking for the style that best suits me.
my OTP sets:
ff8: a three-way tie between zellxlibrary girl, squallxrinoa, and Irvinexselfie.
Kingdom Hearts: SoraxKairi
Resident Evil: LeonxClaire
Pokemon: RedxYellow (aka specialshipping) (this is my main one overall.)
Legend of Zelda: zelink (regardless of the game)
things that this anon will not acknowledge: any pairing of yaoi, or having reno from ff7; flames; furries-obsessed noobs; hypocrites; grammar-nazis; cannon-nazis; zealots
muse activity: sporadic.
thoughts of censorship: it is a cancer...a disease that needs be destroyed.
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if you can understand the above phrase, you have no life, and are not 'leet'.
"You may kiss the bride"
fandom: final fantasy xii
category: crack with a hint of seriousness.
my comments: i will admit, it was written spur of the moment, but i had that burst of inspiration at just the right time, and i did not want to lose it. I most certainly plan on continuing this fic, and i think the "prologue" kind of seems like the commercials you see on tv nowadays. like the people that wrote the script, in other words, the PR dept. was running out of creative ideas. also, if you take a look at the 'muse activity' section, you would see that inspiration does not come to me that often. also, didn't Dante Alighieri, author of the Divine Comedy, say that it was 'good style' to change ones style to fit the situation?
"Hellsing's New Bookkeeper"
fandom: Hellsing (the OVA/manga)
pairing(s): AlucardxSeras, possibly others if I manage to sneak them in.
category: Crack with a hint of serious (as most stories i make will be under this category)
My comments: Again, it was a bit spur of the moment, but it was inspired by a combo of 16-bit music, Anime (specifically, the hellsing ova), and the 'ask (character's name)' stories in the hellsing section. this one will probably have SEVERAL "meme moments", so don't be mad when your fave characters get rickroll'd or something (like slendaman) attacks (and defeats) them.
I am thinking about making a pokemon fic (based on the manga, of course, that has quite a few twists, troll-esque original characters (one of which can read minds)) and final fantasy refrerences and fourth wall jokes. as with all others, this story will be crack with a hint of serious. update! you now should know that the fourth wall will be broken, so badly in fact, that it will take a LONG time to fix by the end of things.
"Alucard vs the Telemarketers"
fandom: Hellsing (take your pick as to which version)
category: definitely crack. also some realism as to what happens when one gets harrassed by telemarketers.
My comments: the Idea popped into my head whilst browsing the various stories while simultaniously listening to Alucard's theme. ultimately, telemarketers are naught but pure evil. even more so than Alucard himself...oh gawd he's right behind me isn'he?
let's face it, with my thelemite-based philosophy, this section will never have anything to occupy it.
Projects that are on Hiatus:
"You May Kiss the Bride"
"Hellsing's New Bookkeeper"
be sure to note that any Pokemon FanFic that I make will have the RedxYellow Pairing.
also, writer's block sucks.
we who go by anonymous reserve the right to leave out any information we please, so do NOT try to ask me my name. why? cuz i don't have one.
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