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Joined 03-29-11, id: 2812053, Profile Updated: 08-18-12
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy XII, and Hellsing.

"we are anonymous. we are legion. we do not fogive, we do not forget. expect us."

-Message to Scientology, youtube.

"do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law"


"Out of Chaos comes Order."


Philosophy: thelema (meaning 'do what thou wilt')

style: still looking for the style that best suits me.

my OTP sets:

ff8: a three-way tie between zellxlibrary girl, squallxrinoa, and Irvinexselfie.

ff5: Bartzxfaris

ff7: yuffentine

ff10: tidusxyuna

ff12: VaanxPenelo

Inuyasha: inuxkag

Naruto: naruhina

Kingdom Hearts: SoraxKairi

Resident Evil: LeonxClaire

Pokemon: RedxYellow (aka specialshipping) (this is my main one overall.)

Legend of Zelda: zelink (regardless of the game)

ff6: lockexceles

things that this anon will not acknowledge: any pairing of yaoi, or having reno from ff7; flames; furries-obsessed noobs; hypocrites; grammar-nazis; cannon-nazis; zealots

muse activity: sporadic.

thoughts of censorship: it is a cancer...a disease that needs be destroyed.

1337sp34k us3rs 4r3 n07 1337.

if you can understand the above phrase, you have no life, and are not 'leet'.

Current Project(s):

"You may kiss the bride"

fandom: final fantasy xii

pairing: vaanxpenelo

category: crack with a hint of seriousness.

my comments: i will admit, it was written spur of the moment, but i had that burst of inspiration at just the right time, and i did not want to lose it. I most certainly plan on continuing this fic, and i think the "prologue" kind of seems like the commercials you see on tv nowadays. like the people that wrote the script, in other words, the PR dept. was running out of creative ideas. also, if you take a look at the 'muse activity' section, you would see that inspiration does not come to me that often. also, didn't Dante Alighieri, author of the Divine Comedy, say that it was 'good style' to change ones style to fit the situation?

"Hellsing's New Bookkeeper"

fandom: Hellsing (the OVA/manga)

pairing(s): AlucardxSeras, possibly others if I manage to sneak them in.

category: Crack with a hint of serious (as most stories i make will be under this category)

My comments: Again, it was a bit spur of the moment, but it was inspired by a combo of 16-bit music, Anime (specifically, the hellsing ova), and the 'ask (character's name)' stories in the hellsing section. this one will probably have SEVERAL "meme moments", so don't be mad when your fave characters get rickroll'd or something (like slendaman) attacks (and defeats) them.

Future Project(s):

I am thinking about making a pokemon fic (based on the manga, of course, that has quite a few twists, troll-esque original characters (one of which can read minds)) and final fantasy refrerences and fourth wall jokes. as with all others, this story will be crack with a hint of serious. update! you now should know that the fourth wall will be broken, so badly in fact, that it will take a LONG time to fix by the end of things.

Completed Project(s):

"Alucard vs the Telemarketers"

fandom: Hellsing (take your pick as to which version)

pairings: none.

category: definitely crack. also some realism as to what happens when one gets harrassed by telemarketers.

My comments: the Idea popped into my head whilst browsing the various stories while simultaniously listening to Alucard's theme. ultimately, telemarketers are naught but pure evil. even more so than Alucard himself...oh gawd he's right behind me isn'he?

Scrapped project(s):

let's face it, with my thelemite-based philosophy, this section will never have anything to occupy it.

Projects that are on Hiatus:

"You May Kiss the Bride"

"Hellsing's New Bookkeeper"

be sure to note that any Pokemon FanFic that I make will have the RedxYellow Pairing.

also, writer's block sucks.

we who go by anonymous reserve the right to leave out any information we please, so do NOT try to ask me my name. why? cuz i don't have one.

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take a walk on the wild side by plaid stockings reviews
R/Y, G/B, G/C, R/S — "Please, it's kind of obvious we're all getting laid." — A place to post PokéSpe smut. 06: It's been too long since Gold's had the pleasure to make Crystal blush in a way that he's identified as his alone.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
Classified: Seras's Secret Diary by Built This Way reviews
Pip, Walter, Alucard, and Integra noticed Seras has been acting weird and want to know why. After snooping in her bedroom, Alucard finds Sera's diary and everyone decides to read it together. But will they like what they read? Takes place in manga/ova.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Seras
The Bells of Freedom by Ronin-ai reviews
Ultimecia is defeated. The world is safe. Now what? Now its time to tie up loose ends and for Squall at least, figure out this relationship thing...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 232,974 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Always Smiling by Ezzie Valentine reviews
After the defeat of Hojo, Vincent pays a final visit to Lucrecia who makes him promise her that he will start living life to its fullest. He finds the support he needs from a young ninja who is more like him than he thinks. Yuffentine, some CloTi others
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 249,596 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Dex Holder's Reunion by Takashi Takagawa reviews
Red decides it's been to long since he's seen the juniors of the other regions and sets up a vacation plan to the Sevii Islands with the others. What happens when Misty gets wind of this and what of the stragglers of the evil teams? Rated M for later.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Red, Yellow
Polygonal by manhattan martini reviews
Or, the stories of when each of them screwed each other senseless. Third chapter: Gold, Crystal, and the last weeks of training before the Battle Frontier. Re-posted.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,903 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Ask Schrodinger by Seraphia-la reviews
Ask me anyzhing! I shall be looking forvard to answering your questions.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Schrodinger
Ask Pip! by Perfect Anomaly reviews
Exactly what the title says. Rated 'T' just in case and, well, why would young children be reading/watching Hellsing anyways?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Pip
Pokemon: Yellow's Determination by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
What if Yellow had followed Red and Gold on their training trip to Mt.Silver after the Johto Arc? Will she be able to capture Red's heart before anyone else? She is determined to try! Specialshipping! Rated M for safety...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Red, Yellow
Rejecting The Red by TheDusky reviews
Seras explains to Alucard why she has trouble drinking the blood packs she's provided.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Reunion by bokhi reviews
Four years after the mansion incident, Rebecca Chambers runs into a wayward piece of her past in a most unexpected way.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Billy C., Rebecca C.
Trapped With A Pesky Girl by lilPochi reviews
Just when you think it gets worse after being statues, Green and Blue get trapped in a room for who knows when... How long will that take? Read and find out! *Pairings inside*
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,662 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Anthea/Verbena, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Billy's Opinion by Daitsuke-kun reviews
Finally Billy and Rebecca get some rest, but an interesting conversation occurs that turns the moment of relief into a very awkward situation… M for the suggestive sexual themes. Oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Billy C., Rebecca C.
His Gloves by Angel Reaper reviews
Seras and Alucard have a conversation about his gloves that starts innocently... one-shot, AxS WARNING: lemon - read at own risk
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Larghetto measure 68, enter trombones and bass by Cain Porter reviews
Billy and Rebecca meet with Dr. Marcus. This is a silly story, featuring alternate outfits and other wackiness, but it is generally not a funny one. Meant mostly for fans of the pairing, although Marcus fans might be pleased too.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Rebecca C., Billy C.
Tifa's Pregnancy by SymonSays reviews
[ClotiYuffentineZerith][OneShots] Tifa's pregnant and this is what Cloud went through during those 9 months. Characters might be OOC at times. I don't why i rated it M. I also added VincentxYuffie and ZackxAeris versions because they were requested.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
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Hellsing's New Bookkeeper reviews
after the raid by Jan and Luke Valentine, Hellsing was not only in need of soldiers to replace the dead ones, but also a bookkeeper to make sure any info needed could be found, and any records that needed to be checked, could be checked. but why the mask?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Alucard, Seras
Alucard vs the Telemarketers reviews
there is a rumor going around that there is nothing human left in Alucard. but here is some proof to the contrary. also a one-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Alucard - Complete
You may kiss the bride reviews
the Marquis has a senior moment, a bunch of crazy things happen, and something else... rated M for a reason. also beware as there may be some spoilers. will be mostly crack.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Vaan, Penelo