severusforever
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Joined 03-29-11, id: 2812419
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Of Mice and Men, Hairspray, Wizard of Oz, and Supernatural.
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Caught Thinking by LockWhoSuper reviews
High school human Destiel AU. Based off of a Tumblr Prompt, person A (Castiel) is thinking generally odd thoughts, panics and thinks "if you can read my mind, cough." Person B (Dean) coughs. Rated M for bad use of language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Only If For A Night by smp06185 reviews
Castiel's 18th birthday is only a week away...but he must learn the ways of the flesh before marrying his intended husband Metatron. Very heavy smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Summoning the Deanmon by WevyrDove reviews
Castiel is sick of being bullied at school. He finds a book of magic and summons a demon. What he gets is Dean, who is nothing like what he expected. Destiel one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where Is My Mind? by ThatRavenclawBitch reviews
Sweet little Belle French couldn't seduce the fearsome Mr. Gold, but she had a pretty good idea of someone who could. Belle disguises herself as her twin sister, Lacey.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, Lacey - Complete
Black as Night by TheLastofUs reviews
When Sam and Jo finally convince Dean to adopt a pet angel, Dean begrudgingly visits a shelter and finds Castiel. It's all fine and everything until after Cas' sixteenth birthday, and he becomes obsessed with the concept of giving and receiving gifts.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Hide and Seek by cloudsarefluffy reviews
-COMPLETE- As children, the word "mate" doesn't hold much meaning. But as Castiel gets older, he finds that he has only one definition for it: Dean Winchester. (Alpha/Omega, Mild Smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Jessica M./Jess, Sam W.] - Complete
Learning to Live--with Snape by ArabellaFaith reviews
Sparks fly when Hermione and her ex potions professor are forced together. A Marriage Law fic, mature readers please! **Now with Audio book available on youtube! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,324 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spell'd by ZOMBiiFiCATiON reviews
Tamara is slowly learning lessons down in The Devil's Carnival. One by one, she realizes that she shouldn't trust everyone who crosses her path. But what happens when a certain Scorpion wants to earn her trust once more by trying to protect her in an abandoned Carnival? Rated T for now.
Devil's Carnival - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - The Scorpion, Tamara
Closer by intotheruins reviews
Castiel helps Dean get through a cold, and Dean helps Castiel understand his urge to be closer to the hunter. Dean/Castiel. Slash. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cheery Bombs by Maxamantium reviews
an endverse oneshot with fireworks and clothing!kink sex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Dean Winchester, Killer For Hire by MarinasDragon reviews
Dean Winchester, aka "the Hunter," kills people that are above or below the law. "Angel," his rival, kills masses that are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Both have vowed to find and take down the other. SERIAL KILLER AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
I hate that I love you by Icanseethewayyoufeel reviews
The voice UK series one has finished and Will and Danny plan to meet up with each other often because the show is now over. So what will happen when they both fall in love and want to be more than friends, will their management allow it?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013
Come a Little Undone by fagur fiskur reviews
In which Cas is stressing over grading papers and Dean offers a massage to help relax him. AU, teachers!Cas and Dean, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Grotesque by lastknownwriter reviews
Deep in the heart of the bayou, a winged creature has paid a long and lonely penance for a tragedy history has forgotten. A fateful storm and a soldier pure of heart are about to change his world. A Dean/Castiel Beauty and the Beast AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 59,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Solo by Snailhair101 reviews
Dean is interrupted by Cas during an intimate and personal act, which leads the angel on a quest for knowledge about the practice of 'performing solo.' (Destiel, humor, Smutty-smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,805 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Undercover by ShadowsofStardust reviews
AU from the series: Valek and Yelena must go to a ball and investigate the Commander's strange behavior. Some fluff and drama. My first fic, sorry if the summary is bad xx
Study series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Yelena Z., Valek, Ambrose
Just Gonna Sit There? by darkbluesharpie reviews
When his brother abandons him at a college sex party, Castiel tries to find somewhere to sit quietly and wait for his ride to return. Feeling more than a little out of place, he wants nothing more than to leave, until a gorgeous and almost naked man falls into his lap. Maybe he can stay for a little while.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Snailhair101 reviews
(Companion story to parts six and seven of 'Virgin Graces') Sam finds out the hard way that Gabriel's lollipops cause very vivid - and explicit - dreams. (Sabriel, Humor, Smutty-smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Shot of Love by Maknatuna reviews
What happens when invisible Castiel appears at the diner where the Winchester bros are and crawls under the table?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Fun Facts by KafzielB reviews
Cas turns up to the bunker on February 14th, quoting a number of Valentine's Day-inspired 'fun facts'. Truthfully, and unknown to Dean, Cas is trying to hide his nervousness, because he's about to confess something to Dean that's been a long time coming. Starring Dean & Cas, featuring the Interrupting Moose.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shoulda put a ring on it by aLoggedInReader reviews
Sam is a lawyer who had a bad day at work. Gabriel is manning the ring toss booth at a traveling carnival. The younger Winchester's Valentine's Day is about to get interesting. Sabriel. One-Shot. Rated M for a reason. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
Dear Librarian by swlfangirl reviews
AU: Dean leaves anonymous notes in between the pages of Librarian Castiel's favorite love stories, causing him to slowly fall in love with a stranger. Be sure to let me know what you think about it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
BEST DESTIEL FANFIC EVER by I.Will.Not.Be.Perfect.For.You reviews
This is an amazing story that will make you cry and jack off while your doing it!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Drawn Together by Rointheta reviews
The Doctor and Rose accidentally land on a planet where outsiders are killed on sight. The people living there are born with intricate patterns covering most of their skin, and Rose and the Doctor have to paint each other to fit in so they can make their way back to the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
a thousand words by Laura x Tennant reviews
Ten/Rose. Rose rediscovers her artistic talent. The Doctor encourages her to cultivate it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Key by Vampiyaa reviews
Rose's TARDIS key is proving to have changed just as much as the Doctor has, in his tenth body. She's kept it on a chain that she keeps round her neck, and whenever she's nervous, she sucks on it. Too bad the TARDIS is channelling that straight to him. One shot, Ten/Rose, very silly; interfering-TARDIS!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] TARDIS, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Malfoy Magic by Divess reviews
Draco and Hermione are the last two students returning to Hogwarts after a Hogsmeade visit and find themselves in an unexpected, romantic encounter. After the deed, Hermione wants more of Malfoy. Draco wants more as well, but not necessarily from Granger. If Hermione means to get more of the Malfoy Magic, she'll have to bring out some magic of her own. Dramione. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Holding On To You by Ramalama reviews
Four years after Katniss Everdeen is named the Victor of the 74th Hunger Games she is still making a splash in the Capitol as the District Twelve Mentor. What her adoring fans don't know is just how broken their 'it' girl really is. Very light lemon
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,079 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Cinna, Katniss E. - Complete
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by magic.is.out.there reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
Three by tx-fictionqueen reviews
Sheldon is tired of Amy always pestering him to engage in coitus. So he proposes an experiment that he believes she will decline to participate in, only—she doesn't. And Penny thought it would just be another boring Saturday night alone… *One Shot* Warning: Rated M for a reason.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Hermione's Lycanthropy by OogieBoogie reviews
After the War, Hermione was bitten by a werewolf victim. For five long years, she learned to accept her werewolf form, teaching Charms in Hogwarts. All was fine and dandy, until Professor Draco Malfoy came along. What makes matters worse is that her mating season is approaching and she and her inner wolf seem to want Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A World of Bubbles by despntiel reviews
Written for a Tumblr prompt: "Cas does laundry." Post 8x23, human!Cas, some porn, plenty of fluff, and of course, lots and lots of bubbles.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blackberry Stains by onespeciesshort reviews
Dean is in high school. There's a science fair and cooking and a best friend he's insanely in love with. It's kind of a mess. (Dean/Castiel)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Spark by LankySundown reviews
Haymitch tries to help Katniss prepare for the interviews right before the Games. He thinks her spark is something he has to cover up. But there's just something about her... Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Little Red Bookworm by xOXLadyNightXOx reviews
Hermione's Halloween costume is quite appealing to everyone's favourite werewolf but not so much as the witch who's wearing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
This Can Be Our Secret by CocoParadis reviews
Dean and Castiel are left alone in a motel room during a rainstorm. Castiel is getting restless, and wants Dean to entertain him. Rated M for Language, Adult Themes, Boy/Boy kissing
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Costume Party by All I Want14 reviews
Haymitch decides to go to the Escort and Victor costume party and he finds a cute little bunny in the corner. One thing leads to another and they end up in the restroom together ;) M for a reason
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Flux and Dustjackets by silvercistern reviews
In the noble glasses!Peeta tradition, gentle reader, I present to you… librarian!Peeta. This story is dedicated to anyone who has ever felt the terror of having her smutty writing discovered. Written for Prompts in Panem AU Week, Day 5 - 2012
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Looney Lovegood by Gamma Orionis reviews
Draco doesn't like to think of himself as being in love with Luna, or even lusting after her. Of course, just because he doesn't think it, doesn't mean it's not true… Written for smutty-claus on LiveJournal as a gift for purple dolphin9.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Weasley's Witch Wooing by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,516 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strawberry Perversion by MinxySix reviews
Inspired by the line from the film where Effie calls for chocolate strawberries! Effie has more than an indulgence for a certain dessert, and Haymitch has more than an indulgence for Effie. Hayffie-Smut-Times-Ahoy
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Dinner Party Surprise by Fix Your Accent reviews
When Effie annoys Haymitch enough that he agrees to go to a dinner party with her, he finds a way to entertain himself. And Effie doesn't like it...at first. Hayffie one shot, rated M for sexual situations.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Overclocking by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
Hermione Granger is an Unspeakable specializing in time. After collaborating with co-worker Percy Weasley to decrease the number of casualties from the war, she is in a constant battle against the Keeper of Time, who wishes to restore the original timeline. Her final test involves traveling back to 1979, where her mission is horrifying yet hilariously simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,863 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Monster by dragonflybeach reviews
Because an angel, even a bloodstained angel, could not really love a demon. Written for the Fanfic a Fanfic Challenge, based off "if i were to tell the truth" by Last Girl Standing. Dark, violent, angsty, not fluffy, did I mention dark?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Figuring It Out by callafallon reviews
Belle and Rumplestiltskin have trouble going from true love to lovers. RumBelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Unadulterated Something by Throppsicle reviews
Unadulterated loathing becomes unadulterated loving, leaving Glinda to question who she is when Elphaba flees the Emerald City. Can she save Elphaba's life when they are finally reunited? Glinda's POV. Unadulterated GELPHIE. Musicalverse, book influence.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,029 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Happiness is at the Bottom of an Endless Bottle by AnotherSongAnotherMile reviews
It's a game. Her throwing herself at you like this. It's a way for her to get what she wants without having to give anything back. Haymitch/Katniss and Peeta/Katniss. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Summer of Words by Quicquidlibet reviews
A series of letters between Fred and Hermione. Format and title may change. Fred/Hermione. Summer before GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Compulsion by Zion Angel reviews
The Dark One is no stranger to carnal desires, and has been lusting after his pretty new caretaker from the beginning. His favorite fantasy of her involves the dagger that bears his name, and is buried deep beneath the Dark castle. - Smut. Smutty, smutty, Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Words of Alcoholics and Geese by TechnicolourGrey reviews
Haymitch is doing what he does best - drinking and rambling at anyone who will listen, who in this case happens to be one of his geese. Post-Mockingjay, one-shot, Hayffie.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Chaperone by DD Agent reviews
Professor Gold is not a romantic. He's just falling head over heels for his favourite student and will do anything to keep her safe. That's all. Sequel to 'Teacher's Pet'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Over The Edge by rufeepeach reviews
While cleaning, Belle slips and breaks her leg. Rumpelstiltskin lets her use his staff, and treats her injuries, and carries her when he's feeling manic. The physical proximity finally gets to them: smut ensues.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Art of Artifice by sweetness328 reviews
Elizabeth plans to seduce Jack, but not without making him sweat a bit first. - Rated 'M' for Sparrabeth smut -
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Behind Bars by rufeepeach reviews
Belle is the new Deputy Sheriff, out of the asylum and in a happy relationship with Mr Gold. Then she has to arrest him, and things get heated.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Calming the Beast in Haymitch by KariHina94 reviews
Haymitch tries to satiate the beast inside him in his drunken stupor after Peeta-mutt tried to strangle Katniss to death. Katniss x Haymitch Oneshot. Haymitch's POV. Warning: Lemony.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Veelantine Surprise by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crimson Ice and Strawberry Wine by rufeepeach reviews
Mr Gold loves his ice cream, and it's more than Isobel can bear. She decides to get payback. Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Breaking Point by rufeepeach reviews
Belle and Gold are living together as a couple, and they're happy. Except for the fact that he is treating her like some delicate, fragile little flower not to be touched in "that" way. After lots of UST, Belle decides to do something about it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Shower by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
Rumpelstiltskin created a device that bored him, that is, until a certain Belle found it. Rated M just in case.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Fever by rufeepeach reviews
Belle comes down with a cold and medicates herself with a tonic. It wasn't a tonic. Now everything's turning her on, and she's too embarrassed to say anything. Can Rumpelstiltskin cure her? Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Taming the Pawnbroker by GoldenJezebel reviews
Mr. Gold collects on his deal with Emma. PROMPT for the OUAT Kink Meme. ADULT content, so be forewarned.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Tombstones by Kaen Okami reviews
Slim visits the graves of the other characters after their deaths, and observes some very strange, very humorous epitaphs...This is the result of a Halloween night sugar high with my friends. A oneshot of entirely random hilarity.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
Trick Candy by TheBookBully reviews
Its a Halloween Party at the Weasley Wizard Wheezes shop! Now it wouldn't be Halloween without candy, and it wouldn't be Fred and George without tricks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Deal by M.R. Potter reviews
Hermione is engaged to Ron, but she and Sirius somehow they establish that they were to have an affair right before Hermione is to marry Ron. It seems like the ideal arrangement, sex without commitment and no drama. But does it really happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Le Dragon et la Lune by little miss dracula reviews
my first fic for a while. Luna's having a weird effect on Draco... could he even be... smiling? NOW RATED M FOR SMUT LATER. I suck at summaries, so if you fancy some DracoXLuna randomness... give it a try
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Girls, Quidditch, and Other Things We Love by xXxArcanusRosexXx reviews
The Marauders: a Quidditch legend, Hogwarts' hottest guy, a prefect with a 'furry little problem', and a socially challenged rat. Mix in a fiery redhead and a troublemaking dark-haired beauty, and BAM! The most dramatic sixth year ever. JP/LE SB/OC RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,216 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Useful Skills by EOlivet reviews
Post S2, Mary and Matthew discuss efficiency, the language of the army and ancient romantic customs. At dinner. No spoilers.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
The Serpent's Kiss by KeepCalmAndWriteSomething reviews
Things get complicated when both Snape and Hermione are hit by a curse. Will they be able to break it? And will they grow closer along the way? - AU. Winner of the Pick-a-Plot Contest - Round One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Behind the Mask by Your sweetest dream reviews
Hermione finds herself wondering who the true Severus Snape is. She explores in her animagus form, but is shocked when Snape asks her to become his familiar. Will she be able to keep up the pretext and live a double life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,250 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Camping With The Companions by Darling Summers reviews
The youth section of the Chartmouth chapter are off to Norway for an international Society gathering; but what will happen when Connie and Jessica have to share their tent with a certain irritating Weather Giant companion?
Companions Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Connie, Shirley
Choking On It by Castiella reviews
Dean's having trouble sleeping. Castiel snoops thinking Dean's still having nightmares of Hell. Needless to say, the dreams weren't of Hell. A "Blow me, Cas" fic. SLASH. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Worst Idea Ever by luvmesomejasper reviews
Minister Shackelbot sat behind his desk dreading what he was about to do. He had to have his two best people on this. With a resigned sigh, he sent out the owls. Soon Hermione and Draco would be working together. This could be his worst idea ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stress Relief by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU It's a Terrible Life 'Verse. - Dean Smitth reluctantly goes to see a doctor at a weight loss clinic. Castiel is having issues of his own, and sugessts maybe Dean's problems lie more with stress than his weight. Destiel. Will grow into PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Back Before the Beginning by RogueWitch reviews
Hermione and Harry go back to try and change the circumstances that bring about the rise of the Dark Lord, by becoming students at Hogwarts during Snapes fifth year. Can they change history, or just become a part of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,993 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rainy Days and Extended Business Trips by Doctor It reviews
Howl's been gone for a while on King's business, and Sophie can't wait to show how much she misses him... A short, delicious lemon. Based on the book.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Over by Hogwarts Heroine reviews
Gwen rushes into the Hub with a problem, and Jack tries to work out what it is, working out something else along the way. A fluffy little tale, might do some big smut as a side to it later! Enjoy
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Bedside Manners by ebineez01 reviews
set during/after the events of Sleeper TWS2ep2. Gwen's comments about Jack's manners in bed get stuck in his head.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
My Own by KatatonicRedHead reviews
A one shot from the POV of Draco Malfoy, and his growing obsession for one Miss Hermione Granger. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil in the Dark by Luvvycat reviews
Jack decides to put a popular theory to the test. Little does Elizabeth know what is waiting for her, in the dark... Just a little Sparrabeth Valentine's Day smut, part of my "Rum and Persuasion" story cycle. Rated "M" for a very good reason! ;-D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
All Of Him by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Resistance is Futile by Chikan666 reviews
Dean is having some trouble dealing with the stress of the Apocalypse and Castiel decides to lend a "helping hand". Dean/Castiel Pre-Relationship One-shot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Frisking Lessons by ebineez01 reviews
Gwen stuffs up & Jack realises he has some lessons to teach
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Closet Case by Solas-Divided reviews
Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
paper hearts for harlequins by lady-bluebeard reviews
alice/mad hatter: the fire burnt Alice's dollhouse dreams as easily as if they had been made of paper.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Alice, Mad Hatter - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Staircases and Stonewalls by mistress meo reviews
Set during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Draco seems to be doing a lot of looking out for Hermione and interrupts her good time with Krum. A nice build up to a DracoHermione argumentsnog. Done as part of the Ferret Challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Breakfast at Tiffany's: A Destiel AU
Castiel is a free spirited male escort with a taste for the extravagant; Dean is a retired graphic novelist. Both men are sure that they have everything they want, but when they become a little more neighborly, will that change? Modern day AU that largely follows the plot of the film, though some details have been changed, and is rated for later chapters :)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2014
Dorothy's Ditty reviews
Dorothy recounts her experiences in Oz. Hard hitting and powerful poetry written from the depths of my soul.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Complete
All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go reviews
So we know that Penny was tied up by her mom for helping Tracy and Seaweed came to rescue her...But what happened before then? No sex but definately served with a slice of lemon ; Enjoy!
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Seaweed S., Penny P. - Complete
The Ballad of Curley's Wife Call Me Maybe reviews
Just a little musical interlude, Curley's Wife sings about how she met Curley : rated for mild language and sexual references
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Drapple: The End of the Beginning reviews
He saw it, soft skin voluptuous curves and he wanted...The Apple.Just a bit of fruit-related frivolity,no smut how do you even do that with an apple? but rated for language and, I suppose, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.