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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, and Avengers.

at night, when all the colours die,
they hide in pairs
and read about themselves -
in colour, with their eyelids shut.

- craig raine's "a martian sends a postcard home"


my name is bump.

i spend my life searching for heroes and trying to forget the meaning of things.
i believe in god, but i don't waste my time trying to label my faith.
i think people are beautiful, and stories even more so.
i dream of dreams.

scottish, from a tiny town called dumfries. female, but not distracted by gender. old, but just enough to read the best kind of fanfiction (see: pwp).

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Queentakesjack reviews
Four siblings get more what they bargained for after a trip to a Harry Potter Exhibit. While they attempt to find a way home, Evangeline, the eldest, decides it might be fun to court the Devil himself. TOM RIDDLE x OC. M for later chapters. Part 1 of 4 of a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 212,370 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., OC
Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
My Unexpected Bad Habit by kattykitty reviews
JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,972 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
les yeux rouges by moumoune1718 reviews
Gon et Kilua sont devenus de simple lycéen , pour retrouver une vie normal. Pourtant , un appel de Kurapika et l'entrée d'une jeune fille mystérieuse , va bouleverser leurs vie!
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Killua Z., Kurapika K.
Staying Afloat by magicinthemoonlight29 reviews
Steve Rogers was treading water in a sea of insanity. He was barely staying afloat, and he desperately needed someone to pull him to shore before time ran out and he went under. Just as he is about to slip away forever, a hand reaches out to save him. And as he grabs onto his savior, he is greeted not by skin, but by the cool touch of metal. Steve/Tony epic romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Abstruse by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
Defenestrate- verb. 1. To throw a person or thing out of a window. 2. What Darcy Lewis wants to do to a certain God of Mischief all the time.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,507 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Rue Transnonain by Le KING reviews
LxLight, Mature. An unfortunate decision to sleep with his main suspect lands L in a difficult position with his reputation and heart. As L falls in love, Light falls from grace, and justice becomes no more than a price to pay for their feelings
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - L, Light Y.
Duplicity by Trumpeteer34 reviews
"You seem far more interesting to talk to than your comrades, Doctor Banner, especially if your comrades will not interrupt-" The next words sent a wave of terror over him. "-nor your beast."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Un rêve by Ameko-chan reviews
"Il est là. Taché par son propre sang. Ses yeux écarquillés par la douleur. Son regard presque éteint, fixe le ciel obscur et pluvieux."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Siglo XXI by salviohexia reviews
Tony sabía que el Capitán había vivido una parte de su difícil juventud en los 40's, sabía que muchas cosas habían cambiado desde entonces, pero Tony pensaba que el Capitán debía modernizarse un poco, que debía tratar de adaptarse al siglo XXI.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
under this sun by Incendiarist reviews
Blue and proud. /Microfiction. LokixMystique./
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Raven/Mystique, Loki - Complete
First Love by dayflow reviews
He was your first love. T for language and mention of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2012 - [Lavender B., Ron W.] - Complete
Good Bye, My Love by PorQueTonSerio reviews
Stiglitz/OC. What happens when an American girl living in Nazi-occupied France gets sent to prison?
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,620 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Hugo S.
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
paint me a picture by folie a plusieurs reviews
When he wakes up, she's painting. -Fredii/Luna, crossgen, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Fred W. II, Luna L. - Complete
KITT vs the Smart Phone by itsfinnmcmissile reviews
Mike just bought a smart phone. KITT isn't entirely pleased. Knight Rider 2008 fanfiction.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Michael K., KI3T - Complete
Of Blindest Black by appleseedquest reviews
Six years later and the wounds of the War have yet to heal. The four Houses of Hogwarts stand apart; some cannot forgive, and some cannot be forgiven. With eight seventh-year students comes a story of a different sort of war... one within themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012
The Walls Between Us by wildknees reviews
COMPLETE! Student-teacher AU. It's Remus' final year at Hogwarts and he doesn't know what to expect with Prof Black as the new DADA teacher. Voldemort is gaining power, the wizarding world is in dispute, and Remus has no idea where he fits into all of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,122 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. The Turn-of-the-Century War rages and human-devouring creatures known as Nations feast on the humans who fight it. Too bad for Alfred Jones, consort of the Nation England, that he didn't disappear that night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - America, England/Britain
Sublimation by Hostia-Ria reviews
Mon ange, pourquoi pleures tu autant?
Naruto - Rated: K - French - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Alternative Gods by Le KING reviews
NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,340 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Light Y., L
Crazy Hippie! by itsfinnmcmissile reviews
Sarge tries to get Fillmore to be part of Lightning's World Grand Prix pit crew. Maybe a bit of slash, but not enough to be worth rating "T". Oneshot.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Fillmore, Sarge - Complete
Smolder by appleseedquest reviews
The War has ended. But for some people, the fight will go on. Hermione Granger is hurled back through time to 1977, her memories gone. By the time she remembers her future, will it be too late to stop herself becoming immersed in the past? SB/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
just stay strong by thelilacfield reviews
His entire life was one giant mistake. From his birth date to his first love, this is the story of how one man made mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
capturing sun beams by thelilacfield reviews
The battle is won, but lives are lost. The one Slytherin in the castle hears crying and begins a hopeful future. BlaiseParvati for Amy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Blaise Z., Parvati P. - Complete
This Dream by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Mal/Dom Cobb. "She squeezes her eyes shut and does not cry, and she feels this dream collapsing around her." Mal and Dom's last night together.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Mal, D. Cobb - Complete
Words Unspoken by darkbloodylegs reviews
Security is breached, and L is forced to cover himself in a sheet to make sure that Kira can't see his face. However, is it possible that Light could take advantage of L's momentary helplessness? Yaoi Light/L lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Wanted by Fairywolf reviews
Is this what you wanted, Mello?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Some Dream By Day by remuslives23 reviews
"Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." - TE Lawrence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Jailbird by Glowing Blue reviews
It's impossible to believe that their relationship grows in just two days. But it does. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
the beautiful things in life by brahdley jims reviews
sometimes we need to slow down, and just look. we can learn a lot from the beautiful things in life. teddy/victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Monochrome Syndrome by Angela and MiniMix reviews
The Keehl boy, they said, was like a dragon. Viscous and cold and like a firestorm brewing in the wind; but all Harry can see is the unicorn from that first year, beautiful and dead and so terribly tragic./Oneshot, no pairings. Char death mentioned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Mello
Just Another Day at Torchwood by remuslives23 reviews
Jack, Ianto, and Toshiko are hit with alien sex spray. Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen, Tosh/Gwen. Please read the warnings.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
A Joker's Cries by understarryskies reviews
Warnings: Super Angsty, adult language, violence, OOC Word Count: 2,728 Gotham's finest criminal lies, unrecognized, in a cell. Another man joins him who is hauntingly familiar.
Crossover - Batman & Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - The Joker - Complete
A Visit From St Severus by angelicka reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas' is all very well, but who would we really like to see handling our stockings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Distractions by slyprentice reviews
Distracting. It's distracting, that's what it is. Very distracting. Almost too distracting. Slash. Tony/Jarvis.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Jarvis - Complete
Of Cats and Cake by Angela and MiniMix reviews
"Don't you think it's a bit mad to be chasing something you can't even see?" / Mail does some Wonderland wandering. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Matt - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
To Claim His Reward by LunaWhoticore reviews
He let the fires of regeneration consume him...but what happened next?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Nothing to Apologize For by Tigerdust reviews
People successfully escape their destinies all the time. Dr. Monnitoff is about to find that out the hard way. Too bad Donnie's not giving details. Slash pairing.
Donnie Darko - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Too late by TTRaven4Ever reviews
-Set in the future- A little oneshot! Nightwing comes to visit a certain dark bird in the Arkham asylum, 10 years after putting her there 'for safety'. slightly raerob, not really though...SHORT!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Magic by Le KING reviews
Light finds himself stalked by a black-eyed incubus who happens to be very good at what he does. In a forest. LxLight AU, One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
all I wanna do by Elendraug reviews
everyone's a winner; sticks and stones and weed and bombs. dale and saul. slash. some spoilers.
Pineapple Express - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
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The Promise of Rain reviews
"I didn't take you for a quitter," is all Stark says. They are unruly, and unruleable. Stanner romance epic, post-Avengers, later M.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Misplaced reviews
"Goodnight," he says to the wrong girl, because when they make love they seem like bad poetry, with silences that stretch far too long and words that don't quite fit. Draco/Astoria, as he thinks of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
A War, A Chaos reviews
There is a story, an epic, the kind that spans lifetimes, and it starts with a letter and not a cupboard. There is a war, a war, a chaos which he tumbles through and does not ask to survive. There is a choice, and she chooses him. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
three shots and a hard on reviews
Three shots and a hard-on later, that's why those five-fingered spiders are scrabbling at his back and pulling him closer and farther. He can still taste lemons and apples and December minutes are passing whiter than ever. The Social Network; Eduardo/Mark
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close reviews
All too soon I am gone once more and the chill doesn't matter, because his body is flush against mine and I can't help my hands pushing past his robes and losing themselves in the black and green. Dramione, after-war, PWmuchP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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