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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Sherlock.

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Without Twenty-Two Days by Brightly Bound reviews
"And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry-" -almost kissed Ginny. A split second of hesitation and the opportunity was missed. HBP/DH AU: A if Harry never kissed Ginny slow burn/mutual pining/friends to lovers fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/19
mind the gap by Annerb reviews
Dating Ginny Weasley, it turned out, was not easy. Harry still had every intention of finding a way to make it work-time constraints, elections, nosy press, reluctant best friends, parents, and all. (sequel to half awake and almost there, coffee house AU, Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,348 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 6/16/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W.
half awake and almost there by Annerb reviews
Wherein Harry never could help himself from trying to save the day, and Ginny was just trying to survive her shift without killing any of her customers. (Harry/Ginny, muggle AU, coffeehouse AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,860 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/17/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
how you get the girl by Annerb reviews
The ice-skating rink is full of fumbling people, but Ginny finds one person in extra need of help. (muggle AU, meet-cute, Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2020 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Consulting Detective and His Pathologist by pinkrosepictures reviews
What happens at the morgue, stays at the morgue ...sometimes. A collection of cute Sherlock/Molly moments - New Chapter is up, that's right I'm back! and someone else is, too...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,839 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/19/2020 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W.
I'm not on drugs, I'm just in love by Annerb reviews
Wherein Ron is an irredeemable sap, Harry isn't much better, and Bill is so Over It all (but secretly pleased). Or how Ron's stag do goes the way most things do when Harry Potter is involved—a quick spiral into violence and heartwarming disaster. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Happiness by terrified reviews
A one-shot. Sherlock escapes what he believes are the doldrums of Christmas, causing everyone to worry about his persistent state of unhappiness. However, he receives a very unexpected Christmas greeting and with it, the possibility of happiness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Divination for Skeptics by olivieblake reviews
The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,160 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 6/18/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
lips long parching by Annerb reviews
Going solo to her ex's wedding is not exactly Ginny's idea of a good time, but thanks to a smuggled flask and a rather sullen Harry Potter, it's about to get a lot more interesting. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
you don't have to stay by Annerb reviews
They still refer to her as 'Harry Potter's girl' sometimes. Eleven-year-old her would be ecstatic. Twenty-one-year-old her is far less enthused. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/16/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
i just really need you here right now by Annerb reviews
Harry misses things, sometimes. That doesn't mean he stops trying. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2018
Complements by onceinabluemoon0013 reviews
Originally a one-shot, this is now a collection of Sherlolly drabbles! Ch. 37: Sherlock misses Molly while she's away. He finds someone else to keep him company.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,855 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.]
ecchymosis by gryffindormischief reviews
Prompt: "I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked." Muggle AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,305 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Something Brewing by MusicGirlie97 reviews
"I'm your barista, and you're hot so I write a bad pick-up line on every single one of your orders." Coffee Shop AU prompt where Molly is Sherlock's usual barista and Molly being Molly uses her awkward ways to flirt with him. She never expected them to actually work.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Shall We Dare by lanky.wolf reviews
Donna turns Harvey's mindless 'Marry Me' into a dare. Fun, fluff, and probably mad. One-shot.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Harvey S., Donna] - Complete
Too Close by scared of clouds reviews
Five years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter is receiving death threats. Head Auror Christopher Vance needs to provide him with a protection detail, but given Potter's history of refusing to co-operate with the Ministry, who can he send? Harry/Ginny A/U. Cover art by Viria. Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,191 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
gone was any trace of you by Annerb reviews
An accident at work left Harry with a mysterious case of amnesia and a wife he couldn't remember. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Like Cinderella, But With Cock by loveglowsinthedark reviews
"Oh, shit," he groans, "This is like Cinderella, isn't it! Like Cinderella, but with a cock. Cock instead of slippers." Where Harry's hexed so that he can't lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find. [HP/DM]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gaps Between the Floorboards by Flaignhan reviews
He has to find her. He must.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 13,900 - Follows: 13,674 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic by Annerb reviews
Ginny and Harry are forced to share a bed. Of course everything just gets more out of hand from there. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by conchepcion reviews
Molly decides to try out a new type of suppressors. But there's an alarming side-effect to the otherwise perfect solution to stop her from fretting over the Alpha Sherlock Holmes - she can hear his every thought. Omega!Verse.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,814 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Not Something They Agree On by MizJoely reviews
For Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2017: Day 3 First Kiss
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2017 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 12551 - Favs: 6,077 - Follows: 3,675 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Seven Seconds by Flaignhan reviews
The difficulty is in saying it, never in meaning it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Dust in the Air by Flaignhan reviews
This is them. [Part of the Schoolgirl Crush series]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,809 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Legendary by Lono reviews
Is that the only point to all this misery?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2017 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper]
only with the heart by TolkienGirl reviews
"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry [In which Sherlolly becomes canon, and I fill in the details. Spoilers for all of Season 4.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Cigarettes and Splinters by Flaignhan reviews
He is everywhere in her flat, and she allows it. But more than that, he's made it so. [Spoilers for 4x03]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Forgiveness, and Other Phenomena by 16magnolias reviews
SPOILERS ABOUND FOR T6T. "Molly and I had a bit of a row." "Oh?" "And – she made some convincing arguments." Or: How Molly loosing her temper brings two friends back together. AU, now, after this latest episode TLD. Sort of pre-Sherlolly at the end. T for some language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Trouble by loveglowsinthedark reviews
Now Draco's cock is stirring, and he can't breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry's name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency. Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble. [bottom!Draco, shameless smut]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Art of Grieving by 16magnolias reviews
Because life, it seems, hurts far more than death ever could - and is far, far messier. On how Molly Hooper tries to hold two friends together, and keep her world from falling apart. MAJOR SPOILERS.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Yours, Off the Record by remedy25 reviews
1st Place Popular Choice and Judge's Choice of P.S. I Love You Contest. Individual judge's choice by LyricalKris, BellaFlan, BoydBlog, 2old4fanfic, and Redtini. Winner of Give Us More, Fell off the bed laughing, and Butterflies in the Stomach awards. Bella arrives in D.C. as an advice columnist. Enter mentor Edward Cullen, Big Shot investigative reporter and Asshole Extraordinaire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty-Two Days by Brightly Bound reviews
"While he bumbles about, making a beautiful fool of himself, Ginny feels sick all the time. She catches him with a faraway look in his eye one dismal afternoon in the common room, and her stomach twists itself so tightly she can scarcely move, because she knows who he is thinking of, day dreaming of, and it is not her." One missing moment for each sunlit day together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Turning the Page by RZZMG reviews
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... When Hermione Granger wakes up in bed next to her co-worker, Draco Malfoy, and can't remember the night before, you know something magical is responsible. Mystery-comedy-romance-magical creature mating (Veela). Dramione/DHr. 2014 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Good Talk, Potter by loveglowsinthedark reviews
Potter begins to take me apart, each savage, pounding thrust peeling away layer after layer of everything that I am, reaming me open in a way that makes me wonder how I'll ever be able to let anybody else but him fuck me after this. [Bottom Draco, hung!Harry, PWP, basically just porn, yeah.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turned Over by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
Severus Snape inherited Hermione Granger at three o'clock on a rain-soaked Saturday morning in March. SS/HG HEA...Always :) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fairytales by Writingwife83 reviews
(Set in the "I Told You So" fic-verse) John Watson is on the case...watching the kids, that is. When Will Holmes discovers some very special memorabilia of his Mum and Dad's, it prompts a bit of story telling. And the kind of story John gets to tell is the kind where reality is so much better than fiction.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2016 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
The Secret Diary of Hugo Granger-Weasley, Aged Thirteen and a Half by FloreatCastellum reviews
Rose says that I am an oblivious moron, but would an oblivious moron have such a deep and sensitive diary? I don't think so. No one knows how I suffer in this ridiculous family. Written for SIYE's The Burrow Secret Challenge 2016, and inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
With eyes shut tight by likingthistoomuch reviews
Sherlock and Molly are married yet living the life of an employer and employee. Will things change? (I ask the tough questions)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Deja Vu by likingthistoomuch reviews
It was her eyes that brought him back!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Hugs by CuriousVanilla reviews
It wasn't until he saw, good ol' Meat Dagger arms around her that he realized that he wants to monopolize her hugs and saw very little mercy for anyone else who might want the same thing. possesive!lock Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
The Wife of Severus Snape by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
They *will* continue to gossip about his wife... / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Soul-Mate's Kiss by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"You are bound, Hermione. You shared a Soul-Mate's Kiss." / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,766 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Simply Having by dietplainlite reviews
While working a case with Molly on Christmas Eve, Sherlock is sidetracked by an accidental indulgence
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Molly Hooper's Date by mrspencil reviews
Dedicated to those ladies in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen who think Sherlock and Molly are made for each other. Chapter fifteen: She'd stood at his side when their date was in clear disarray. What on earth made her stay?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8823 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rivals by Alydia Rackham reviews
Mycroft has always had to best Sherlock at everything. But when it came to Molly Hooper, Sherlock thought it was completely understood that she was to remain firmly in HIS hip pocket. Until Sherlock stumbles upon the fact that his brother and his pathologist have become confidants. And the worst part is, in Mycroft's case…it might not even be on purpose. Set after"Sign of Three."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, Mycroft H. - Complete
Order From Chaos by MaybeItsJustMyType reviews
Darthsydious prompted me: Molly trying to look her best early on in her and sherlock's relationship. One day she's not her best. Home, oversized pj shirt, mismatched socks, glasses, the works, and Sherlock can't keep his eyes off her. I went off on a tangent and ended up doing my version of the soulmate trope; where government calculates your assigned match..
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
A Study in Pink Alternate Ending by Sommerlee reviews
Drabble: How I would've liked to see "A Study in Pink" end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/23/2015 - John W. - Complete
Sucks for Smith by RavieSnake reviews
"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 303 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Proximity by Nylex reviews
[Nominated for SSHG Fanfic Awards - Best WIP] Hermione and Severus hate each other. Really, they do. It's just hard to convince people of this while holding hands. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Minerva M.
The Family Man by mychakk reviews
The Army Veteran John Watson prides himself on knowing Sherlock Holmes, the Consulting Detective, well. Little does he know. LITERALLY. Sherlolly, Parent!Lock, Teen Pregnancy AU on the verge of a Crack!Fic. For cactusnell to celebrate her 200th Sherlolly story. Rated T for lots of innuendo. Enjoy everyone!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Life Is What Happens by Annerb reviews
It's their life, and they'll do what works for them. It's not like they've ever particularly cared about rules. (Harry/Ginny Future Fic. Not Epilogue Compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
the fan club by windsilk reviews
And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Patterns by Elysium66 reviews
A bewildering pattern has formed over the last year, and it seems Draco Malfoy is one habit Hermione can't quite seem to shake. Now that the festive season has arrived once more, it's time for her to decide if she really wants to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
I'll Always Be Your Edward by jane-with-a-y reviews
Edward's been a busy boy; he's had more incarnations than the Dalai Lama. He returns home, exhausted, to spend a few precious moments with the woman he adores. But will the other women in his life allow him to have a moment's peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Complete
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Diary of a Small Angry Pathologist by lilsherlockian1975 reviews
Molly is forced (against her will) to stay at 221B because of Dear Jim's return. She starts keeping a diary to help deal with her frustrations with a certain consulting detective. Sherlolly goodness within.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
The Power of Advertising by cactusnell reviews
Sherlock wants to spend Saturday with Molly, but John is in the way. And what's with all those pictures on his mobile? Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Fearless by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco Malfoy is a werewolf. Harry Potter is a human Auror who doesn't smell of fear. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Holes by 16magnolias reviews
"I can fix that." A very long Sherlolly one-shot spanning the series so far, inspired by the sweet and surprisingly profound love between Sam and Kate in Louis Sachar's 'Holes'. Has a happier ending then the relationship in the book/movie, because I'm not very good at unhappy endings. Plus – I just don't like unhappy endings.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Mermish by Colubrina reviews
When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
Letters from a dead consulting detective by Succi reviews
After the fall Sherlock leaves without bothering to say goodbye to Molly. She is angry and determined to forget about him, but then a mysterious postcard arrives and suddenly Molly finds herself being the pen pal of a deceased consulting detective staying in contact with him throughout his mission. But what will happen after his resurrection? – Set after S2.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,941 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] Mycroft H. - Complete
Sonic Love by Lono reviews
Conversations can be tricky things. Overall, it's a Best Practice to ascertain that all parties are awake for them, especially when making important, relationshippy decisions.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Protective Custody by Colubrina reviews
After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Swallow to a Dove by shouldbecleaning reviews
Timid Isabella is sent to keep the home and children of widower Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yours, Mine, Ours by AsteraceaeBlue reviews
"It was absolutely possible for a female alpha to achieve a heat – a true heat, one that would allow her to conceive. However, certain circumstances needed to be met in order for that to happen." Jollock, nsfw
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W.]
London Bridge is Falling Down: A Romance by Lono reviews
He has a goal. He has a plan of execution. He has weighed immediate and future outcomes. Unfortunately, this all means very little to fate and Molly Hooper.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper]
The Story of We by Petra Todd reviews
A year after the events of "His Last Vow," Molly attends a Christmas party at 221b Baker Street, only to find that the weather and a romance-minded landlady conspire to bring her and the detective closer.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Resurrecting Christmas by cactusnell reviews
Christmas isn't shaping up too well. Can it be saved? Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The London Underground Book of Love by Children of the Shadows reviews
The cardinal rule of the London Underground is to never, ever make eye contact. It is a rule that, among many others, Sirius tends to follow despite his otherwise rebellious, non-rule-following nature. So the first time he makes eye contact with a human being in the subway comes as much of a shock to him as anyone else. Especially when he's unable to look away. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Mr Holmes by Ridiculosity reviews
Sherlock had never really considered Molly as a one to have power over him, and he was rather reluctant to name this power. One shot. Molly/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Sherlock's Healthcare Plan by cactusnell reviews
Sherlock seems concerned about his health, but more concerned about Molly helping him. Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Molly's Mind Flat by cactusnell reviews
Sherlock has a palace, Molly has a flat. Find out what she learns there. Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Science of Perception by Tallulah99 reviews
Two years after the fall, Sherlock has come home to a new complication in his well-ordered existence - the shy pathologist he once trusted with his life. Can he now trust her with his heart, or is she simply a problem that needs solving? In the meantime, a rash of seemingly unrelated murders has followed him home. Who is behind them and why? Blatant Sherlolly. Rating changed to M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,505 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Cottage by Cee5 reviews
Molly needs to take a break from work, from Sherlock, and from her life in general. Being the recipient of an unexpected heritage, a cottage, Molly decides to take advantage of the vacation days she still has at her disposal and leaves in the hopes of finding some peace of mind. Sherlock, who needs Molly's help on a case, follows suit. WIP. Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,090 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Academic Affairs by CRMediaGal reviews
Hermione is in her third year at university when she's tasked with taking a class with the impossible Professor Snape. Unfortunately, he's not only frustrating and infuriating but also unpredictable and strangely attractive. How will she survive the term, and how will Snape? Requested prompt. Muggle AU. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST AU" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For a Genius by SirKriS reviews
Mary sends Molly a marvelous video of her favourite celebrity *cough* Cumberbatch *cough* reading 'Genius' by R. Kelly and shameless fangirling ensues. What's more, Sherlock is under the mistaken impression that Molly is going on a date with a certain 'Ben' over the weekend and he won't tolerate it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [Mary M., John W.]
I Told You So by Writingwife83 reviews
After S3. Lestrade wants to celebrate Sherlock's quick return from exile by taking him & others to a pub. Sherlock is less than thrilled. Things get interesting when Lestrade convinces Anderson to relate his original theory about how the detective faked his death years before. And what happens at the pub, doesn't really stay at the pub! (Cover art by the lovely Missfantasyland)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,146 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Conversation in a Car in the Middle of Nowhere by cactusnell reviews
Sherlock and John pass the time on stakeout talking about love and marriage. Guess who's pro and who's con? implied Sherlolly, although Molly is there only in the conversation!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
you were meant to share the fire by miabicicletta reviews
His son, he knows, is many things he will never be, and even more that he will never understand.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
the still point of the turning world by miabicicletta reviews
Mycroft Holmes knows his brother's children are extraordinary, though not for the reasons other people find them to be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., OC - Complete
The List by conchepcion reviews
When an interview with an anonymous female claims that Sherlock Holmes is an amazing lover - Molly Hooper instantly knows it is fake. She is then shocked to find Sherlock present her with a list he wants to complete with her assistance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,377 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
quotation by Nylex reviews
In which Severus is a writer, Hermione is his editor, and the two of them fall in love without ever realizing it; it just sort of happens, like rainy days and falling asleep. [AU][Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Timing is Everything by Wendbria reviews
Hinata is sent back in time defending Naruto. Its there that she meets a younger Kakashi as well as the other jounin. She starts to see a side of Kakashi she didn't know and starts to have feelings. What will happen when/if she goes back to her time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,171 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Like Recognizes Like by VoiDreamer reviews
Mary Watson knows all about being more than what she appears, and she suspects Molly Hooper does too. But how does one go about questioning a woman smarter than the Holmes brothers when she's done such a good job of fooling them all? A little musing on an AU with Genius!Molly (mentions of Molly/Sherlock)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, Mary M. - Complete
Tribute by Lady Moonwolf reviews
"Merlin," Pansy breathed as she stared glassy-eyed at a tomato-red Neville. "That was scorching hot. What is this? Some sort of muggle porn?" "I think the proper term would be erotica," Harry answered as he adjusted his shirt collar. The classroom was suddenly very warm. This story is a tribute to all my favorite authors in the Harry Potter fandom. May you enjoy them as much as I
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Rokudaime by sassywhatevers reviews
Naruto enjoys most of the things that come under the job description of Hokage. But spoilt, rich fangirls? Absolutely not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not Just Any Bolt Hole by milkforthesouffles reviews
Another collection of mostly romantic and cheeky short stories, drabbles, text chats and more about Molly Hooper and Sherlock Holmes (previously posted on my tumblr: Sherlockadoresmolly). Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Caught My Eye by his-little-troll reviews
Sherlock finds something of Molly's after hours at the morgue and learns about her in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
An Offer He Can't Refuse by cactusnell reviews
Molly makes Sherlock an offer he can't refuse. Can he? Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 354 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Stop the Presses! by cactusnell reviews
A gossip rag covers Sherlock's sex life. Does he have one?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Transmutation by DarlingJenny reviews
Sherlock Holmes has always considered himself married to his work; there's no room in his life for a woman. But over the course of a year, his opinion might change.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,703 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Hallucination by llorolalluvia reviews
Hermione only wanted to see what the Potions Master was working on so late at night. She never could have guessed what he would do if he thought that she was nothing more than a simple... Hallucination. Dubcon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Advertising Space by Flaignhan reviews
She reads it through a couple of times, just to make certain that she's not grasping at straws, that she's not seeing coded messages where there is, in reality, a painfully lonely person sitting in a dingy room desperate for someone to love them.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Sleepless in 221B by conchepcion reviews
He'd offered, she'd said yes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Slow Path by conchepcion reviews
'The path has never seemed so slow, and yet I fear I am nearing its end.' She asked him once again for a cup of coffee.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
The Courtship of Molly Hooper by Petra Todd reviews
Something strange is afoot in 221B Baker Street, and Sherlock's friends don't know what to make of the detective's behavior. Could Molly Hooper have something to do with it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Accidentally in Love (Or: Sherlock's Seven Steps Toward Sentiment) by 16magnolias reviews
He's never been one to understand human emotions…and his own are no exception. Fluffy, happy one-shot about our favorite consulting detective quite accidentally falling in love with our favorite pathologist. Based on the song and lyrics "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows. (Only T because I'm always paranoid.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Winds of Change by Writingwife83 reviews
Set after S3 . Molly is hurt by the fact that Sherlock didn't bother to say goodbye properly to her before leaving, assuming he'd never see them again. She's ready to change their dynamic and make sure he can't mistreat her anymore. But Sherlock ends up feeling guilty, and offers to do something unusual to make up for the hurt he caused. (Fan art by the lovely Missfantasyland)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,570 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Domestic Maneuvers by Petra Todd reviews
Sally and Sherlock had been arguing at another crime scene that evening; Molly knew it without either one of them having to say a word. Sally Donovan/Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper. Written for the Ladies of Sherlock challenge on Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Mr Holmes dates Doctor Hooper by conchepcion reviews
"And you want that?" "Want what?" "Coffee." Sherlock and Molly date.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Slow Burn by Marbur reviews
He could feel a slow burn begin to build within him. It was a primal, possessive feeling. She was his…she belonged to him. She had always been his, even before he had come to realize just exactly what she meant to him. His heart and soul had known before his clinical, concrete mind.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Invisible Wings by conchepcion reviews
The year is 1963; a new Professor proves to be a furious distraction to all, students and professors alike. One exception being Miss Hooper who intends not to be dreamy about Professor Holmes. Unfortunately enough one cannot always escape ones faith.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,759 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Stop the Presses by Emmyjean reviews
In a bid repair his image and win back public confidence following the Magnussen mess, Sherlock is forced by Mycroft to give an interview to a popular weekend magazine. As the interviewer gets progressively more personal in a bid to know "the man beneath the hat", Sherlock tries harder to downplay his true thoughts and feelings – to the detriment of certain personal relationships.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sneaky Granger by charlayla reviews
[DMHG; REPOST] Hermione has been a bad friend; lying to her peers on a weekly, if not daily, basis. Malfoy decides that it's time the rest of the Golden Gryffindor Musketeers knew the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
dreams, like soap bubbles by broomclosetkink reviews
Molly Hooper has always loved Sherlock Holmes, despite the reality never quite matching up to the beauty of wishes and dreams. Sherlolly, major HLV spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,367 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Love, Hate, and the Agony InBetween by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Sakura and Hinata left Konoha years ago and pretty much vanished off the face of the earth. People moved on. But no one was expecting them to show up again when Akatsuki and Konoha make an alliance, and things are about to get very interesting in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
The Million Dollar Shot by milkforthesouffles reviews
Sherlock is injured while on a case and won't allow anyone to touch him except for his pathologist (a Sherlolly Valentine's Day Ficathon fic for ceaselesslyinlove)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Unsinkable by Alydia Rackham reviews
Sherlock is visited by three women after being nearly-murdered: the first startles him enough his heart nearly stops again. The second throws papers down on his bed and calls him names. The third almost makes him forget the other two even exist. Spoilers Episode 3 series 3
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Instinct by Emmyjean reviews
There must have been a decisive moment, but it had come and gone too quickly for him to process and, as such, he was on his feet with his lips pressed against Molly Hooper's before his brain had even managed to realize he'd been gripped with the compulsion to kiss her in the first place.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Filter by Lono reviews
She shouldn't have told him, because now it's all he can think about.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Hope by conchepcion reviews
She wasn't violent. Set 'after' 'The Sign of Three'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [Mary M., John W.] - Complete
Be Near Me When My Light Is Low by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Sherlock is back in the world after The Fall. Back in London, back with John. It's everything he ever wanted, everything he fought for- It should be everything he needs. But something is wrong with Molly Hooper and he's determined to get to the bottom of it... Whether Ms. Hooper wants him to or not. Hard T for some language, Sherlolly. AU now, sequel up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,782 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Pink Haired Uchiha by Irene Namikaze reviews
Summary:Sasuke learns the hard way that a simple game of Truth or Dare among teenage shinobi can have some very …colourful consequences . READ AND REVIEW! :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
When He Knows You Can't See Him by AsteraceaeBlue reviews
This latest success in driving her train to spinsterhood would be his last, come hell or high water. *Slight spoilers from the S3 promo pics*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Prove them wrong! by Iloveallanime18 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten leave the village after the hurtful words of their teammates. They come back to prove how they have grown and to also fight and live up to their powers. Will they ever forgive the boys and can they live up to their heritage? And can they save the ninja world? Or will everything come falling down in darkness? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Don't Have To Say You Love Me by Lady Dudley reviews
After Sherlock's return, Molly decides to take some time off. Not that it ends up being quite that simple.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Resuscitation of Romance by Lono reviews
He used to think romance was a farce. She almost wished he still felt that way, because she was very, very confused.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Healing Touch by Petra Todd reviews
With her body sore from work and a lonely Christmas ahead of her, Molly pours her frustrations into a letter to Sherlock that she never intends to send. Imagine her surprise when he turns up on her doorstep, offering her everything she wants and more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Suitors by Pressing Point reviews
AU. The day Naruto Uzumaki fell in love would be the day he gave up ramen. Simply, it wasn't going to happen. Well, that's what he used to believe. Now that he's been strung into becoming a suitor for the Hyuuga heiress, he's been thinking otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Parents by sillythings reviews
A sequel to The Newlyweds. Molly and Sherlock see but fail to observe.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Binding Marriage by Petra Todd reviews
The notoriously strange Lord Sherlock Holmes has a creative approach to dealing with his desire for his new bride Molly. Period/Arranged marriage AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps by conchepcion reviews
Upon Sherlock's return Molly's behaviour has altered in such a way that the lads find themselves discussing during several pints how to sort it out. Of course the answer is being their own love Gods. To Morbidmegz for her birthday.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Morgue After Dark by Marbur reviews
Tears stung her eyes and she shook violently, but she was too terrified to move. When she felt its icy finger brush across her cheek, she managed a blood curdling scream. She had just grabbed for her phone when she was grabbed from behind by cold, wet arms wrapping around her and lifting her from the ground. A little Halloween One shot! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Date Night Conjuring Style by Marbur reviews
It's date night and it's Sherlock's time to pick the movie. What happens when he listens to John and takes a horror movie over to Molly's?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Wreath and Run by Petra Todd reviews
Forced by her vampire clan to choose an Alpha mate to lead with, omega Molly Hooper does so on her own terms. vampire!AU with Omegaverse. 2 Chapters, Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bedshaped by conchepcion reviews
He dreams ..
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Ultimate Ninja Storm by Pressing Point reviews
At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
As You Wish by Alydia Rackham reviews
Irene Adler was dead. And my friend Sherlock Holmes refused to eat, sleep, speak, or do anything at all besides stand by the window and compose. Until Molly Hooper braved the steps of our flat, bringing the one thing no one thought he needed: a fairytale.Tag and AU for Scandal in Belgravia
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Message Received by Emmyjean reviews
A series of text conversations between Molly and Sherlock as their relationship evolves over the months following Sherlock's official re-entry into the land of the living.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Surprises! by Kiki1770 reviews
"That scene was hardly graphic! I could do way better!" "Yeah, then prove it," And so, this Naru-Hina one shot is a result of that challenge! No lemons, no limes, and nothing too dirty, just pure romance. Rated T. Read and Review. Constructive Criticism welcome. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A proposal - sort of by KendraPendragon reviews
Proposing Sherlock-style. Just a sweet little one-shot. Birthday gift for whytejigsaw.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The undone and the divine by Elixir.BB reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper leave nothing to chance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 334 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Best Friends by whitecrossgirl reviews
A friend comforts you when you get dumped. A best friend goes up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" - Merlin and Gwen's friendship explored through the 'A friend will/A best friend will' quotes
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Fever When You Kiss Me by Petra Todd reviews
Molly Hooper's fellow Betas at St. Barts wonder how she can deal with Sherlock's notorious bad Alpha behavior, but she enjoys assisting the detective. The only problem with the situation is that Molly is in unrequited love with him...and she isn't really a Beta. Alpha/Beta/Omega
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cherry by Petra Todd reviews
Sherlock has the flat to himself for the night after an argument with John, so he calls his favorite pathologist.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
More Precious Than Jewels by broomclosetkink reviews
Helping John shop for an engagement ring is easier than Molly thought it would be, especially with Sherlock in tow.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
hello my old heart by Navy Babe reviews
Sherlock Holmes gave his heart to Molly Hooper a long time ago - she just never knew it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Tables Turned by MizJoely reviews
One shot in which John Watson does NOT punch Sherlock in the face when his supposedly dead friend shows up alive and well at 221B Baker Street. Friendship (Obvious) & Humor (I hope!) with a tiny dose of Sherlolly mentioned at the end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hypnopompic by wickedwanton reviews
Semi consciousness before awakening. By Nocturnias' request. Amazing what you can hear when no one knows you're listening.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Always Something by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock Holmes asked John Watson to move in with him, there was something he neglected to tell his new flatmate. Unfortunately, John Watson sees but does not observe. (Sherlock/Molly)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Splish, Splash by Lady Dudley reviews
He'd thought it would be perfectly safe to let Molly and Sherlock do the dishes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Death and Flowers by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
She never was one for resisting temptation. Mythology AU. Hades/Persephone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,770 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Whose Woods These Are by Petra Todd reviews
A bump on the head provides Molly with a strange peek into the mind of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12945 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 6,164 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heart's Makeover by Wendbria reviews
It is the senior year of high school and Naruto still does not realize that his best friend Hinata wants to be more then friends. So with the help of her friends she gives herself a new makeover, will it be enough to catch Naruto's heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,751 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bridezillas by invisibly inked reviews
Weddings make people crazy. Weddings also turn sweet Hyuuga girls into the reincarnation of Satan. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
Stunning by Lady Dudley reviews
Sherlock Holmes liked to label people and Molly Hooper? Molly Hooper was stunning. Implied Sherlock/Molly.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cups Full of Wishes by Chloe Masen reviews
Lily O'Brien is a hopeful child. Will her special cups of hot chocolate and a new friendship with Dr. Edward Cullen make her greatest wish come true? Aaaaaw moments ahead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,240 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Truth Jutsu by chuckpc reviews
Hinata gets hit by a jutsu that compels her to tell only the truth for several days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Scared Straight by Blue-10-Spades reviews
In an effort to stop Sasuke from betraying the village, the council decides to send him on a tour of Konoha's prison system. "Don't betray the village," The man recited robotically, "otherwise you'll get captured, tortured, and possibly butt-raped." CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Becoming Stronger by Byakusharinnegan reviews
One way to be stronger is to defeat more powerful ninja. And that is the beginning of Naruto's plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Far From the Tree by Petra Todd reviews
Molly knew what was being said about Sherlock: "the child of a serial killer, the child is tainted", the adults would say. "Freak" was the simpler label by their classmates. Co-written with AmaliaKensington/Lexieken
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Embedded by Petra Todd reviews
Sherlock returns after years away, post-Reichenbach, to find that Mycroft had hidden Molly away in witness protection. What now?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
White Snake by IveHeardItBothWays1088 reviews
Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,163 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hinata H., Anko M.
10 Ways to Butcher Names by Wandering Crimson Sage reviews
Idiot, what did I tell you about insulting different cultures!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sirius B., Naruto U. - Complete
scarborough fair by windsilk reviews
Remember me to one who lives there; for once, he was a true love of mine. —Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Trust Me by RZZMG reviews
When a curious Hermione Granger shows up at one of the BDSM clubs Neville Longbottom likes to frequent, she watches him dominate another woman's pleasure... and something unexpectedly shifts between them as a result. Her desire to learn all about his world of deviant, decadent sexual escapades may leave them both heartbroken. Post-Hogwarts-EWE (2003). Romance-Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Neville L., Hermione G. - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 327 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Christmas Tradition by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione and Draco have a yearly tradition, but can it be more? An exercise in dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
The Black Card by Petra Todd reviews
By day, Molly Hooper is a brand new pathologist about to start her job at Barts. By night, she's the dominatrix with a sweet voice and a knack for anatomy. What happens when Sherlock Holmes meets her at her other place of employment? (Complete)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,852 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The First Night Proposal by genki-escapist reviews
AU. It's about time for neurobiology student Amy Farrah Fowler to become a "real woman." Her friends propose to let Rajesh Koothrappali do the job. Dr. Sheldon Cooper wholeheartedly rejects that proposal and suggests an alternative.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
To Tame a Secretary by Janiya07 reviews
A businessman with a taste for a certain pink-haired secretary. A young woman who sacrificed her dreams to support her family through its darkest hour. When sparks fly and tempers flare, can they look beyond perception to the truth hiding underneath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,361 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Smile on Your Lips and a Cigarette in Your Mouth by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
They meet [the first time] at the lowest point of her life. - Molly and Sherlock have met before. It makes sense, really, that he would remove that memory from his mind, but it stills hurts more than she would care to admit, that he could get rid of that night so easily while she lives with the consequences of it forever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Snoring by HinaHyuga reviews
Hinata can't sleep because Naruto snores, and not knowing what else to do she takes Sakura's suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Frustration by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
Molly can't sleep. He's been in her flat for 559 hours, day in and day out. It's unbelievably frustrating to have him like this in her life, to see him but unable to touch him; to hear him, and yet be unable to caress him; to smell him, and remain unable to taste him. - Molly's got a lot of frustration to work through. Sherlock, being Sherlock, comes up with his own way to help.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Barney Apocalypse by Byakusharinnegan reviews
Tobi was supposed to be the only hyper one. But that changed when Deidara found a stuffed purple dinosaur on the doorstep...and what happened was worse than the time Deidara discovered the atomic bomb.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Ever Hunger by ooza reviews
Bella has loved Edward since she was eight years old. During her summer break, she decides to win his heart once and for all. But prior commitments prove hard to break, and the line between family and lovers is not so easily blurred. A tale of seduction, self-indulgence, and forbidden love. Written for the Taste of the Forbidden Contest. Rated MA for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In a Bind by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. Thanks to Lee's "special" super glue, Neji and Tenten are now stuck together for a week. What can possibly go wrong? Apparently, everything.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Your Cousin is Evil by Charged Lightning reviews
Sir Leon can't help but notice the uncomfortable exchanges between the new visitor and Merlin. It is time to bring this to Arthur's attention. Post season 4. Crack. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Leon - Complete
Baby's First Words by whitecrossgirl reviews
Why Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine should never be left alone with a baby
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When the Sun Stands Still by Petra Todd reviews
What happened between Molly and Sherlock one solstice night, when they were still at university.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 749 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Celestial Navigation by phlox reviews
Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whipped Into Shape by whitecrossgirl reviews
Everyone's in agreement. Ever since he married Gwen, Arthur's been acting... differently.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Double Girlfriend Dissent by genki-escapist reviews
Annoyed with Leonard and Sheldon discussing their girlfriends in the context of the Roommate Agreement, Penny convinces Amy to go on girlfriend strike. Will the girls relent or will the guys fold at the suspension of their boyfriend privileges? Shamy, LP
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,645 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Father's Pride by whitecrossgirl reviews
The first time Arthur felt proud of his baby son wasn't when he said his first words or took his first steps; no it was for a greater achievement than that
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Park by whitecrossgirl reviews
When Arthur Pendragon was seven years old; he met the girl he was going to marry.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Happy Birthday, Molly Hooper by Sula Reyes reviews
She glanced at it again and then back to him as it dawned on her – it was a gift. He had brought her a gift.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 469 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Spilled Coffee by DayoNight7 reviews
I, Hinata Hyuga, am a coffee addict. I have a specific routine I follow everyday at my favorite campus coffee shoppe. But when somebody sits at MY table, well, it gets territorial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Veelantine Surprise by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Enchanted by Pressing Point reviews
He only went to the Hyuuga complex because he was on a stupid D-rank mission for Tsunade; He didn't expect to become enchanted by the very girl he'd known as dark and weird all his life; But now he has, Hiashi's began to pull out the family sword
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 1,140 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthood by whitecrossgirl reviews
Arthur and Gwen face parenthood a little earlier than expected after an accident leaves Merlin and the knights in a certain... predicament. Now surely after everything they've faced; they can handle looking after six four year old boys. Yeah Right.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Thought You Ought To Know by whitecrossgirl reviews
Set after 'Beauty and the Beast'. There's a WHAT in the dungeon?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Every Time by Flaignhan reviews
And then he had to ruin it, like he does with everything.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scratches Under The Mistletoe by psych-out-girl reviews
Ian hates Saladin. Saladin hates Ian. No doubt there. But what caused this sudden hatred? Well, it all began on a Christmas Eve after the clue hunt... slight Amy/Ian .
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Saladin, Ian K. - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 204 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As You Wish by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
For the Love of Solanum lycopersicum by seoulcaliber reviews
What would Sasuke do for a tomato? According to Sakura, He'd do just about anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cooking with Percy by prplemyth reviews
Percy cannot seem to get Annabeth to want to cook anything but frosting. Percabeth quick-write drabble for a tumblr pal. Little bitty one shot to get myself back into the Percabeth groove after reading Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sweet Tea by Flaignhan reviews
She must have dreamed that bit.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Touchstone by faithwood reviews
Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Incompetence by Sydelle Rein reviews
Set during Goblin's Gold, completely canon. When Gaius accuses Merlin of sorcery, Arthur is given very little time to think. He needs more time, so he develops a split-second plan. Unfortunately, his 'plan' goes awry at every turn.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
His Girl Friday by eveninganna reviews
In which Nico is kicked out of the Underworld, as well as his best friend's apartment, and Sally sees things that a certain son of Hades and Oracle remain oblivious to. Slight Nico/Rachel, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Kitchen Antics by storyteller1425 reviews
It's bad enough with Rachel attempting to cook. But add in Nico, some chicken, and a frying pan, and you've got one heck of a kitchen. Written for The Prompts: Third Prompt – First Line Dilemma
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Secret Heartaches and Blackmail Material by Alohaemora reviews
Ten-year-old Rose Granger-Weasley finds a very old magazine clipping. "Rosie," Mum said in a stunned voice. "You don't honestly believe this rubbish, do you?" She seemed to gather the worst from Rose's sheepish expression.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perils of Eating Strange Cookies by gonyonomaru reviews
MadaraxHidan! "I have something to show you; if you take the glasses, you will be able to see through that wall and you will know what Hidan and Tobi are doing. Aren't you curious to find out why they are kissing?" Orochimaru asked with a sly grin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hidan, Madara U. - Complete
The Potters by Alohaemora reviews
A not-so-typical morning with the Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
ANBU Issues by Barbie Sama reviews
She was the ruthless ANBU captain and they were the unlucky ones to have captured her. "Listen, maggots. Next one to breathe on me will get their asses kicked, understand?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sakura H.
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 307 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fireworks by turtleducklings reviews
Percy Jackson has been in love a grand total of four times in his entire life. Wait. Why are you staring like that? Stop it. Four is a lot for sixteen whole years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 210 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Curse's Origins by Sydelle Rein reviews
He couldn't let Arthur do this. The old sorceress was not in her right mind. She deserved pity, not death. That is, until she mentions a young woman she once cursed. Merlin's blood runs cold, and Arthur stares at him in confusion. Merlin/Freya, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 211 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot - Complete
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5613 - Favs: 12,987 - Follows: 1,752 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Artistic Fulfillment by eveninganna reviews
In which Rachel paints, Nico cooks, and Rachel has an epiphany concerning her feelings for Nico. Rachel/Nico, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
The Harder They Fall by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Outtakes from "The Bigger They Are" from different POVs. Won't make much sense without reading Bigger. Bella is a military widow with four sons, Edward is a confirmed bachelor and career soldier. He only does casual, but she's got lots of baggage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,585 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting by eveninganna reviews
Nico gets stuck babysitting Percy and Annabeth's three-year-old child, Rachel ditches a high-brow party, and unusual childcare ensues. Rachel/Nico, sequel to my "Knocked Up" fic, and also recently revised!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
The Fallacy of Terrorism by gonyonomaru reviews
Deidara x OC One-shot. Deidara turned around to see an angry looking woman.Tobi announced, "Lady looks familiar!"Kira narrowed her eyes at them and yelled,"Of course I'm familiar! The blond gay bastard blew my house up!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 169 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 10026 - Favs: 6,452 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loser of the Rings by prplemyth reviews
"I'm sorry, Rachel, I forgot that everyone else on the planet was supposed to be perfect and angelic like the glorious Oracle." "Yeah, sarcasm? It looks bad on you." Rachel and Nico never got along - and that was fine by the two of them. Nico/Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Vita è Bella by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Rachel couldn't exactly say she was always hyper-aware of his presence, so she went with something subtler. "No offense diAngelo, but you have the stealth of an elephant in a pink tutu." Oh the things half-Italian demigods make her say. RachelNico OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Side to Side by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Seated together at the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball, Draco and Hermione might get bored enough to discuss certain events in their shared past. Or maybe they'll just get drunk. -written for dramione advent on LJ, happy holidays!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Ask by 80x18 gone reviews
Crackfic. Why Kakashi Hatake should NEVER write advice columns.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Putting Up a Front by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-TLO. She's done some pretty epic things to save his life, but this probably took the cake. 'Acting girly? You've got to be kidding me.' PercyxAnnabeth OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 185 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Lovesick by ToManyLetters reviews
Neville's been feeling ill for days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
The Fallacy Of Swearing by gonyonomaru reviews
Hidan x OC One-shot! "Hidan help! Something grabbed me and it won't let go!" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit the perpetrator."That's me you idiot!" Hidan yelled back, but twice as loud."then let go of me or I'll fall agai-" Thud! "Oww..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Fallacy Of Yelling by gonyonomaru reviews
Madara x OC One-shot! There were many suggestions that Madara's office should be moved farther away from everyone, but he claimed he wanted to be around people. "Why the hell are you in my office? Get out!" ...right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Izuna U., Madara U. - Complete
Exclamation Marks: Destroyer of All by The Epitome of Eccentricity reviews
A paraody against having ! in the warnings. Warnings: 4th-wall-breaking!Shinobi, Destroyer!Naruto, Fangirl!Sakura, Kyuubified!Naruto, and Many!Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 445 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9848 - Favs: 28,155 - Follows: 11,412 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
How Naruto will beat Sasuke by The Epitome of Eccentricity reviews
Naruto stood steely at the Valley of the End. He had not activated Sage Mode, nor had he used the Kyuubi’s chakra. No, Naruto knew how to defeat Sasuke without any of those things. All he needed was an opening…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parent – Teacher Conference by Caged Eternity reviews
“Is Lucretia not performing competently?” Mr. Snape demanded. “Her mother and I have been under the impression that her work was perfectly satisfactory. She is a very intelligent child.” Severus's daughter seems to be causing trouble once again...AU, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Won’t Go Until We Get Some by Marmalade Fever reviews
...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Making A Politician Shut Up: A Lover's Guide by Lokifan reviews
Draco is the youngest member of the Wizengamot; being a politician has not made him quieter. Harry would just like one damn evening without Draco running his mouth. Warning: D/s, gagging, bondage, humiliation, orgasm delay cock ring . It's fluffy though!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Nonsense by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack by AisuHime reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Heat Stroke by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
This Girl by hergoldeneyes reviews
This girl; her name is Luna. And this boy; his name is Neville. She sits in front of him on the Hogwarts Express. So there's this girl, and he thinks he's in love with her. Too bad he knows he won't ever have the courage to tell her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 329 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Vandalism, Thy Name Is Hinata by Ninja Jiyu reviews
Proof that Hinata would do just about anything to get Naruto to like her. One-shot. Rated T for slight language. Warning!: This fic contains unhealthy amounts of Hinata-based crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9330 - Favs: 17,533 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Want by Sara's Girl reviews
Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5295 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change of Pace, Rush of Blood by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Hinata gussied up in her finest leather. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kunoichis rule, Shinobis drool by x0love-anime0x reviews
What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
It was Heaven, Right Smack in the Middle of Hell by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Then, Bella began her procession down the aisle. Charlie was holding her close to him, tears in his eyes. I could see Bella's mother in the audience, she had tears in her eyes too. And if I was human, there would be tears in my eyes as well. ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
An Unsettled Matter by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Importance of Water by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. Crackfic. After Suigetsu woke him up for the thirteenth time, all Hidan wanted was to strangle his new roommate with his bare hands. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hidan, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Respite by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. All Lord Voldemort wanted to do was spread a little holiday cheer. With his sudden penchant for Yuletide merriment, he decided that baking cookies with his fellow Death Eaters was the perfect activity to do just that. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Trick or Treat by sharingank reviews
Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Which one's my future self? by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku. "So in future fics, there's the weak Sakura, the cold one...""The shy Sasuke, the dark, ...and *coughcough* the horny one..." "who are you and what have you done with my Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
The Fashion Show by Rose Tiger reviews
Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Temari are about to be in a fasion show with the boys watching. But someone wanted to ruin their fun. Read and see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
General Feelings: Old, Very by Marmalade Fever reviews
Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 578 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 274 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
He Loves Me He Loves Me Not by dave-d reviews
Hinata and Naruto had begun dating. They had been a couple for a number of months. But, they never shared even a single kiss. Did that mean he wasn't really interested in her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
SnowWar by Hammy Uchiha reviews
[oneshot] Team Yondy has a enemy they must defeat, but will they be able to overcome his great power...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen 101 by dave-d reviews
Naruto. Hinata. The Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Lunch time. He's intent on teaching her about the world's perfect food.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by dave-d reviews
Hinata had been waiting a long time, after making great efforts to spruce up. Naruto never showed. How could he do that? On a day like this!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Karaoke No Jutsu by dave-d reviews
The gang is at a new entertainment center. It doesn't take a genius to guess why Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten slip something into Hinata's drink, just before it's her turn to sing. How cluelss is Naruto, and what will it take to open his eyes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
What Were You Thinking! by dave-d reviews
Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by dave-d reviews
In his late teens, Naruto had begun to notice girls. There was one girl in particular he finally set his sights on. It should be easy to win her heart, right? He had to make sure. [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 177 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Prank Your Sensei by Hammy Uchiha reviews
The Misadventures of a VERY bored Uchiha.Obito's got it in his mind to prank his sensei. Pranking the Yondaime? Is that even possible?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Darkest Before The Dawn by dave-d reviews
A difficult mission. A treacherous environment. A fellow shinobi in danger. A jutsu gone awry. Naruto and Hinata trapped, the situation looking very bleak. Could anything good come from such tragedy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Shutter by Blaze2Sage reviews
[oneshot] If Neji is in love, Tenten and Naruto will be right there to support him...and blackmail of course. You can't forget blackmail. [Neji x Tenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What If? by dave-d reviews
Naruto's love for Ramen knew no bounds. Could that ever prove a problem for a certain whiteeyed girl?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Embellished reviews
Draco Malfoy fancies himself a connoisseur of fine wine and fine women, but a string of encounters with Ginny Weasley teaches him that he still has something to learn about both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,399 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Ask Anko by dave-d reviews
A famous fortune teller retires. Wanting to shift attention to someone else, she fingers an unwilling Anko as her replacement. Tsunade wants the jounin to accept. Why? What might happen, with Orochimaru's former apprentice calling the shots?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Campfire by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 313 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2958 - Favs: 6,728 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rebel by Jewels5 reviews
Sixteen and reckless, with smooth black hair, greyblue eyes, and a personality that screamed “Motorcycle.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 972 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Nothing Important Happened Today by Philyra912 reviews
[Oneshot] “Nothing important happened today.” Diary entry of George III, king of England, on July 4th, 1776. In the distant future, Draco Malfoy looks back on the day that changed his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Jumper by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE CHAPTER...Ginny and Seamus have a typical girlboy conversation. (there is a reason no one writes simple, uncomplicated boy meets girl stories...they're BORING)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Ginny W., Seamus F. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans Gone Awry by InoFan reviews
ShikaIno fic. Shikamaru wants nothing more than to deliver Ino's birthday gift to her and go home. He gets more than he planned for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 867 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Imp1 reviews
Someone has spent a lot of time and money to give Ginny a Christmas she'll never forget. The big question is, who is behind it all? ---> TWELVETH AND LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS IS UP, I finally reveal our Secret Santa's identity!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,918 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Dear Diary by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE SHOT (books 1-4) Ginny's sixth year, seen through her diary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Wager by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...Draco stumbles on an illegal poker game. He'll keep the secret if they deal him in. Will he lose his heart? EXTREME FLUFF WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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His money's worth reviews
—"It says on the packet that it makes kissing a glorious experience. Also," she said, "it tastes like mangoes." She ran her tongue along her bottom lip, closing her eyes at the taste. "Yum."— Sort of, but not really a sequel to "The one where Molly has Sherlock's credit card," can be read as a standalone. Sherlock wants his money's worth. Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The one where Molly has Sherlock's credit card reviews
Sherlock's credit card is bliss for Molly, a closet shopaholic on Valentine's Day. After all, why eat chocolate when you can have fashion accessories to your heart's content? Involves very expensive shoes and a lip-smacking-stick! — "John, what in flaming blazes is a Red Hot #16 lip-smacking-stick?" Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Girl of Light reviews
A necklace and a bracelet were pretty innocent stuff to give a girl for her 12th birthday, right? Wrong. For Hinata, it means a secret she never knew she kept, a group she didn't know she belonged to. For her, it means she is a Girl of Light, now and forever. Girl of Light, sun creatures, she was just one step away from trees and flowers. Good to know. Follow her on her adventure!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., OC
Bloodthirsty reviews
A voyage into Naruto's mind as a child. Kakashi picks up a paper detailing Kyuubi's plans for the whole world. Dark Naruto implied. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U.
The tree-my wife reviews
Due to a very silly misunderstanding of words, Naruto now has a wife! Yes everybody, a wife, and she's not Hinata or Sakura or any of the Konoha girls. Guess what, his wife is a tree! You got it. Now, aren't you curious as to how this all would end? Read and find out. Rated for Naruto's silliness. Mild humour, not crazy enough for crack. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mathemarriage reviews
What would it be like if a genius Shikamaru got together with a genius Temari? Love blessed by mathematics, that's what! Warning: books and pie and pi and equations and formulae. "So, Shikamaru darling, what is the relationship between the area and volume of a dodecahedron." She asked him. "Not now, love, I'm calculating pi to 68 decimal places." Crack. Shikatem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pick up lines reviews
Where Kiba can't just take a hint, Ino is drunk, and there are two guys in-between. Just a short fluff for Ino and Kiba. No flames please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
When the Angel is away, the Devil will play reviews
Due to a breakup between Naruto and Hinata, involving a mess with Karin, Sakura and Ino take stuff into hand as the Hinata-devil is out. What is shy Hinata wearing? Who is that super cute guy dancing with her? Why did he just kiss her? Does she really mean revenge? Read on. You know you want to
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Only One Who Knows You reviews
Set after the Pein battle, before the war. Naruto rejects Hinata. And so, she decided to show him. After all, love stretched too far can break. Involves fighting, prank attacks and a war. Yes, a war. And not the Madara-Obito war, a war between Hinata and Naruto and their followers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Hinata H.
Love Through The Ages reviews
On the night of Samhain or Halloween; a magical night; at exactly midnight, Tenten touches a glowing necklace that transports her back to the past. Trying to adapt to life there, she undergoes a series of drastic changes and catches the eye of the reigning lord, Neji Hyuuga. Faced with all the inconveniences, can Tenten return to the future without true love, or stay back with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
Her Secret Sin reviews
It might have been wrong. No, it was wrong. It was forbidden, in some nations, it might actually be illegal. Falling for him had to be the stupidest thing that she had done in her entire life. But she did not regret it. Because he was her secret sin. The one thing she wanted, but could not have, since he already belonged to some one else. It was too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Royal Charm School! reviews
With a wish she wrongly thought rocked her world; Hinata is everything she dreamt of. Royal life AND the hot but snobby Naruto Uzumaki is an everyday adventure. But then, the bad side of the coin. Hell in form of THE ROYAL CHARM SCHOOL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
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