Hyacynthianna
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Joined 03-29-11, id: 2813041, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Hello, you all. Hyacynthianna at your service!

Stuff about me.

Age: 14

Sex: Female, and proud of it!

Likes: God, novels, non-action movies, bananas, groundnuts, talking, Me, my family, my friends, and a whole lot of other stuff.

Dislikes: action movies, popcorn, high heels, work, singing, dancing, Chemistry (though I'm not bad at it, just loathe my teacher), people with no sense of humor, etc.

Stuff I like saying: yo, sayonara, bozo, etc.

I'm a sarcastic person by nature, I'm also a pessimist. But really, aren't we all pessimists?

My stories: I'll complete all my stories. Once I've started them, I have to finish. I'm cool like that. Right now, I'm focusing on writing funny one shots. I'm exploring my humorous side. But, since school will be starting soon, I'm going to focus on my studies rather than fanfiction, duh!

Fave pairings: Naruto/Hinata, Neji/Ten, Shika/Tem, Asuma/Kurenai, Sasu/Saku, etc

Hated pairings: Naru/Saku/anybody other than Hinata, Hina/anybody other than Naruto.

Top Ten Fave Naruto Characters

1. Gaara

2. Shikamaru

3. Neji

4. Hinata

5. Tenten

6. Deidara

7. Konan

8. Temari

9. Ino

10. Sakura


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


Some Random Stuff.

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

The Akatsuki Classification

Zetsu (Carnivorus Planterius) Sasori (Fakeus Apparatus) Deidara (Explodus Homosexus) Itachi (Hazzardous Handicapus) Hidan (Smartus Assus) Kisame (Aquarlus Hybridus) Kakuzu (Freakous Phenominus) Konan (Vaginus maximus) Tobi (Reallyus Madaraus) Pain (Fearlus Leaderus)

(·.·).I.(·.·)

(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)

·..· Naruto ·. ·.

(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (Dude...WTF?!?!?)

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art

T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnoxious, But, Innocent

]Taken
]Single
[X] Mentally dating character(s) that don't actually exist [I luv Gaara!!!]


Now A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: "The thought was too painful, and she was eager to be rid of it."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?:

A box.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?: iCarly

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 15:03

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?: 15:09 [close enough!]

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: An hour ago, watching people walking around.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?: An online novel

9. What are you wearing?:A T-shirt, a skirt.

10. Did you dream last night?:Yes!

11. When did you last laugh?Like, five seconds ago.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?: Paint, a calendar, some balloons

13. Seen anything weird lately? : Nope

15. What is the last film you saw? Triumph of Love

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.: I have a madness book!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Free novels everywhere!

19. Do you like to dance?: No

20. George Bush: Who cares?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Iris or Nora

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: You wouldn't want to know :)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?: Most definitely!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?: Welcome! See my library of awesome novels! Have you read this one? [I know, I'm obsessed!]

Water or earth: Earth

Autumn or winter: Autumn

Spring or Summer: Spring

Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: Red

White rose or Pink rose: Pink

Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: I..have no IDEA what those are..

Skirts or shorts: Skirts

High heels or sneakers: I. HATE. HEELS. [Any day, any time!]

Flats or flip flops: Flip flops!


Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.


NOTE TO ALL HATERS: I can speak 3 languages fluently. English is not my first language. In fact, it is my third language. So all you haters, shut the hell up! If you want to flame, then create your own account so others can flame right back. Cowards! If you know you can't write, stop trying to stop other people from writing because of envy or stupidity. It is not cool! Imagine yourself in the person's shoes. Just stop. If you do not like the person's story, then do not read. No one is forcing you.


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

Beyonce: Hello

Waking Up

Fun: We are young

First Day At School

Owl city: Fireflies

Making Your New Best Friend

Keri Hilson: I like

Falling In Love

Brandy: Aphrodisiac

Breaking Up

Adam Lambert: If I had you

Prom

B.o.B: Don't let me fall

Graduation

Boys like girls: The great escape

Life's Okay

Enya: Adeste fideles

Death Of A Close Friend

Bruno Mars: Today my life begins

Mental Breakdown

Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown: No air

Driving

One Republic: Stop and stare

Flashback

James Blunt: You're beautiful

Getting Back Together

Coat of many colours

Birth Of A Child

Shrek: I'm a believer

Wedding Scene

Nicki Minaj & Eminem: Romans Revenge

Car Accident

Christina Perri: Arms

Final Battle

Beyonce and Jay-Z: Crazy in love

Death Scene

Carrie Underwood: How great thou art

Funeral Song

The Band Perry: If I die young

End credits

Bruno Mars: Runaway baby

Deleted scenes

Adele: Rolling in the deep


That's all folks! Please read and review my stories! Thanks to all those who have already done so.

Love and Kisses,

HYACYNTHIANNA

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2958 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Love, Hate, and the Agony InBetween by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Sakura and Hinata left Konoha years ago and pretty much vanished off the face of the earth. People moved on. But no one was expecting them to show up again when Akatsuki and Konoha make an alliance, and things are about to get very interesting in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Akatsuki
Sweets and Smirks by dreamchaser06 reviews
Hinata is an aspiring, clumsy, passionate chef who always seemed to get her feathers ruffled by her nut case of a boss. Just when she thought things couldn't get worse with his snide remarks and absurd requests, fate decided to show her just how extreme the employee-boss relationship could get. SasuHina with slight NaruSaku. Rated M for language and future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,465 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
The Complicated Life Of Harry Potter by kevin1984 reviews
See Inside for details of the Challenge. Harry/Tracey/Astoria/Hermione/Katie Bell/Gabby (Daphne friend with benefits) Slaves: Pansy/Romilda.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P.
Drop Your Mask by N B Higham reviews
When Sarutobi orders Naruto to drop his mask of stupidity, and be his true self, Naruto drops his mask, revealing the real Naruto, for better or worse. lightning/wind based Naruto *NOW ADOPTED BY Senden Villeneuve*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Temari
High School Couldn't Get Worse by Blue-10-Spades reviews
Sakura officially hated this silver haired jerk that embarrassed her in front of Sasuke. So she felt pretty justified when she poured her drink on his head. Oh…he was her teacher? KakaSaku with some MadaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,684 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Pink Haired Uchiha by Irene Namikaze reviews
Summary:Sasuke learns the hard way that a simple game of Truth or Dare among teenage shinobi can have some very …colourful consequences . READ AND REVIEW! :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Prove them wrong! by Iloveallanime16 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten leave the village after the hurtful words of their teammates. They come back to prove how they have grown and to also fight and live up to their powers. Will they ever forgive the boys and can they live up to their heritage? And can they save the ninja world? Or will everything come falling down in darkness? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Suitors by Pressing Point reviews
AU. The day Naruto Uzumaki fell in love would be the day he gave up ramen. Simply, it wasn't going to happen. Well, that's what he used to believe. Now that he's been strung into becoming a suitor for the Hyuuga heiress, he's been thinking otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Timing is Everything by Wendbria reviews
Hinata is sent back in time defending Naruto. Its there that she meets a younger Kakashi as well as the other jounin. She starts to see a side of Kakashi she didn't know and starts to have feelings. What will happen when/if she goes back to her time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,488 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Ultimate Ninja Storm by Pressing Point reviews
At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,222 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,155 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Surprises! by Kiki1770 reviews
"That scene was hardly graphic! I could do way better!" "Yeah, then prove it," And so, this Naru-Hina one shot is a result of that challenge! No lemons, no limes, and nothing too dirty, just pure romance. Rated T. Read and Review. Constructive Criticism welcome. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
Sometimes a quick fix is all it takes to set things right. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crack. Multi-chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
the fan club by seleneswan reviews
And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Best Friends by whitecrossgirl reviews
A friend comforts you when you get dumped. A best friend goes up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" - Merlin and Gwen's friendship explored through the 'A friend will/A best friend will' quotes
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Potter's Palace of Pleasure by Argo0 reviews
Betrayed by his wife and disillusioned with the life of an Auror, Harry uses his family fortune to build a palace dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure, both for his customers and himself. HarryMany. Abandoned - see chapter 7 for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Heart's Makeover by Wendbria reviews
It is the senior year of high school and Naruto still does not realize that his best friend Hinata wants to be more then friends. So with the help of her friends she gives herself a new makeover, will it be enough to catch Naruto's heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,751 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bridezillas by invisibly inked reviews
Weddings make people crazy. Weddings also turn sweet Hyuuga girls into the reincarnation of Satan. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Uchiha in Uniform by summer-r0mance reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a police officer that pulls Hinata over for speeding. Due to an accident, Hinata is dressed in some provocative clothing. Can Sasuke really let Hinata off with just a warning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,850 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Truth Jutsu by chuckpc reviews
Hinata gets hit by a jutsu that compels her to tell only the truth for several days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Scared Straight by Blue-10-Spades reviews
In an effort to stop Sasuke from betraying the village, the council decides to send him on a tour of Konoha's prison system. "Don't betray the village," The man recited robotically, "otherwise you'll get captured, tortured, and possibly butt-raped." CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Becoming Stronger by Byakusharinnegan reviews
One way to be stronger is to defeat more powerful ninja. And that is the beginning of Naruto's plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Life of a Shy Jinchuuriki Original by Uzumaki Ricky reviews
What if Naruto were shy, instead of a stubborn idiot like he is in canon? My take on Aengus' "Shy Naruto" challenge. Give it a try until after graduation before you decide whether or not you like it. Pairings: NaruHina, others undecided. Distcontinued. Be on the lookout for the rewrite!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,398 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
White Snake by IveHeardItBothWays1088 reviews
Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,163 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hinata H., Anko M.
10 Ways to Butcher Names by Wandering Crimson Sage reviews
Idiot, what did I tell you about insulting different cultures!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sirius B., Naruto U. - Complete
scarborough fair by seleneswan reviews
Remember me to one who lives there; for once, he was a true love of mine. —Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
A Bump On The Head by clamshell reviews
Hinata wants to be strong. What if, before graduating from the academy, she somehow managed to do just that? All it took was a little bump on the head...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Young Princess by iluvninjas reviews
A poem of Hinata about her life from when she was little until her age in Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Glasses of Lightness! by iluvninjas reviews
Glasses and Uchihas. Put them together and you find an amazing new world! An amazing...retarded...No sensuality...SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! one-shot . . . crack-fic i dont care what the hell it is, just read it. LIKE A NINJA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Tame a Secretary by Janiya07 reviews
A businessman with a taste for a certain pink-haired secretary. A young woman who sacrificed her dreams to support her family through its darkest hour. When sparks fly and tempers flare, can they look beyond perception to the truth hiding underneath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,361 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Why you should never date Sai by xoxoxJullie Sweet Holicxoxox reviews
"Sakura," "I know, sai. You read books on how to handle your social retardation all the time." "Please go out with me. Silence... "You mean... Go outside?" In which sakura is befuddled and sai has the upper hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sakura H., Sai
Snoring by HinaHyuga reviews
Hinata can't sleep because Naruto snores, and not knowing what else to do she takes Sakura's suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Barney Apocalypse by Byakusharinnegan reviews
Tobi was supposed to be the only hyper one. But that changed when Deidara found a stuffed purple dinosaur on the doorstep...and what happened was worse than the time Deidara discovered the atomic bomb.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In a Bind by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. Thanks to Lee's "special" super glue, Neji and Tenten are now stuck together for a week. What can possibly go wrong? Apparently, everything.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Your Cousin is Evil by Charged Lightning reviews
Sir Leon can't help but notice the uncomfortable exchanges between the new visitor and Merlin. It is time to bring this to Arthur's attention. Post season 4. Crack. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Leon - Complete
sparks fly by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Purple Hyacinths by PeppaKahoonaLagoona reviews
Ino is Tenten's best friend and Sakura is Tenten's good friend. It's only inevitable that the weapon's mistress has some dislike for the last Uchiha. But no one expected her to act on it. -One-sided SasuIno One-sided SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Hinata's Problem by Power of Touch reviews
When she was just a baby Hinata was heavily affected by the Kyuubi's chakra she needs to be near Naruto. Now he's returned from his training trip and the need has grown to be very, very powerful. Lemons in later chapters, you have been warned. Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Baby's First Words by whitecrossgirl reviews
Why Arthur, Merlin and Gwaine should never be left alone with a baby
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Whipped Into Shape by whitecrossgirl reviews
Everyone's in agreement. Ever since he married Gwen, Arthur's been acting... differently.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Father's Pride by whitecrossgirl reviews
The first time Arthur felt proud of his baby son wasn't when he said his first words or took his first steps; no it was for a greater achievement than that
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Park by whitecrossgirl reviews
When Arthur Pendragon was seven years old; he met the girl he was going to marry.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Spilled Coffee by DayoNight7 reviews
I, Hinata Hyuga, am a coffee addict. I have a specific routine I follow everyday at my favorite campus coffee shoppe. But when somebody sits at MY table, well, it gets territorial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Sydelle Rein reviews
"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Enchanted by Pressing Point reviews
He only went to the Hyuuga complex because he was on a stupid D-rank mission for Tsunade; He didn't expect to become enchanted by the very girl he'd known as dark and weird all his life; But now he has, Hiashi's began to pull out the family sword
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The AntiSummer Boredom List by AngelDemonSakura reviews
It is the first day of Summer before high school starts, and Sakura is bored. And when Sakura is bored, crazy ideas are born. And when crazy ideas are born, fun is to be had... unless you're an innocent bystander, then you're screwed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Send by Jashomara reviews
The initial fear is the worst. The sudden fear that goes through you when you realize you sent that last text to the wrong person. Worst of all, it was the person the text was about!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Parenthood by whitecrossgirl reviews
Arthur and Gwen face parenthood a little earlier than expected after an accident leaves Merlin and the knights in a certain... predicament. Now surely after everything they've faced; they can handle looking after six four year old boys. Yeah Right.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Thought You Ought To Know by whitecrossgirl reviews
Set after 'Beauty and the Beast'. There's a WHAT in the dungeon?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Scratches Under The Mistletoe by psych-out-girl reviews
Ian hates Saladin. Saladin hates Ian. No doubt there. But what caused this sudden hatred? Well, it all began on a Christmas Eve after the clue hunt... slight Amy/Ian .
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Saladin, Ian K. - Complete
For the Love of Solanum lycopersicum by seoulcaliber reviews
What would Sasuke do for a tomato? According to Sakura, He'd do just about anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desideratum by xSakuraWings reviews
Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Cooking with Percy by prplemyth reviews
Percy cannot seem to get Annabeth to want to cook anything but frosting. Percabeth quick-write drabble for a tumblr pal. Little bitty one shot to get myself back into the Percabeth groove after reading Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Incompetence by Sydelle Rein reviews
Set during Goblin's Gold, completely canon. When Gaius accuses Merlin of sorcery, Arthur is given very little time to think. He needs more time, so he develops a split-second plan. Unfortunately, his 'plan' goes awry at every turn.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
His Girl Friday by eveninganna reviews
In which Nico is kicked out of the Underworld, as well as his best friend's apartment, and Sally sees things that a certain son of Hades and Oracle remain oblivious to. Slight Nico/Rachel, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Kitchen Antics by storyteller1425 reviews
It's bad enough with Rachel attempting to cook. But add in Nico, some chicken, and a frying pan, and you've got one heck of a kitchen. Written for The Prompts: Third Prompt – First Line Dilemma
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
The Perils of Eating Strange Cookies by gonyonomaru reviews
MadaraxHidan! "I have something to show you; if you take the glasses, you will be able to see through that wall and you will know what Hidan and Tobi are doing. Aren't you curious to find out why they are kissing?" Orochimaru asked with a sly grin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hidan, Madara U. - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
DUFF by HinaHyuga reviews
This is something I knew ever since I turned sixteen. I learned this because that's what I am. I'm Sakura and Ino's D.U.F.F Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
ANBU Issues by Barbie Sama reviews
She was the ruthless ANBU captain and they were the unlucky ones to have captured her. "Listen, maggots. Next one to breathe on me will get their asses kicked, understand?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Lustful Sleeping by ameo66 reviews
Hinata has by far the worst sleeping habits that Shino and Kiba have ever come across.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fireworks by turtleducklings reviews
Percy Jackson has been in love a grand total of four times in his entire life. Wait. Why are you staring like that? Stop it. Four is a lot for sixteen whole years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Curse's Origins by Sydelle Rein reviews
He couldn't let Arthur do this. The old sorceress was not in her right mind. She deserved pity, not death. That is, until she mentions a young woman she once cursed. Merlin's blood runs cold, and Arthur stares at him in confusion. Merlin/Freya, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot - Complete
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Artistic Fulfillment by eveninganna reviews
In which Rachel paints, Nico cooks, and Rachel has an epiphany concerning her feelings for Nico. Rachel/Nico, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Babysitting by eveninganna reviews
Nico gets stuck babysitting Percy and Annabeth's three-year-old child, Rachel ditches a high-brow party, and unusual childcare ensues. Rachel/Nico, sequel to my "Knocked Up" fic, and also recently revised!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
The Fallacy of Terrorism by gonyonomaru reviews
Deidara x OC One-shot. Deidara turned around to see an angry looking woman.Tobi announced, "Lady looks familiar!"Kira narrowed her eyes at them and yelled,"Of course I'm familiar! The blond gay bastard blew my house up!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Loser of the Rings by prplemyth reviews
"I'm sorry, Rachel, I forgot that everyone else on the planet was supposed to be perfect and angelic like the glorious Oracle." "Yeah, sarcasm? It looks bad on you." Rachel and Nico never got along - and that was fine by the two of them. Nico/Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
La Vita è Bella by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Rachel couldn't exactly say she was always hyper-aware of his presence, so she went with something subtler. "No offense diAngelo, but you have the stealth of an elephant in a pink tutu." Oh the things half-Italian demigods make her say. RachelNico OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Woes of Fifth Period by thatchick totallyrox reviews
Bella and the Cullen gang sit through a term of health classess.Teenage pregnancy, sexual education, contraception, you name it they study it. Whatever you want to happen youll get! Rated M just in case : enjoy xx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010
Ask by 80x18 gone reviews
Crackfic. Why Kakashi Hatake should NEVER write advice columns.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Putting Up a Front by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-TLO. She's done some pretty epic things to save his life, but this probably took the cake. 'Acting girly? You've got to be kidding me.' PercyxAnnabeth OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
The Fallacy Of Swearing by gonyonomaru reviews
Hidan x OC One-shot! "Hidan help! Something grabbed me and it won't let go!" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit the perpetrator."That's me you idiot!" Hidan yelled back, but twice as loud."then let go of me or I'll fall agai-" Thud! "Oww..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Fallacy Of Yelling by gonyonomaru reviews
Madara x OC One-shot! There were many suggestions that Madara's office should be moved farther away from everyone, but he claimed he wanted to be around people. "Why the hell are you in my office? Get out!" ...right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Izuna U., Madara U. - Complete
Exclamation Marks: Destroyer of All by The Epitome of Eccentricity reviews
A paraody against having ! in the warnings. Warnings: 4th-wall-breaking!Shinobi, Destroyer!Naruto, Fangirl!Sakura, Kyuubified!Naruto, and Many!Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
adventurous by stickystrawberrymochi reviews
Edward and Bella get busy with their... adventurous babymaking. Hardcore smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 235 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
How Naruto will beat Sasuke by The Epitome of Eccentricity reviews
Naruto stood steely at the Valley of the End. He had not activated Sage Mode, nor had he used the Kyuubi’s chakra. No, Naruto knew how to defeat Sasuke without any of those things. All he needed was an opening…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiocy by Sydelle Rein reviews
Arthur Pendragon was not an idiot. He knew the truth...well, sort of. No slash. Just a short fic set directly after 2x13. Sequel now posted! "Idiocy Revealed"
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are You Kidding Me! by Sydelle Rein reviews
Another run in with pesky bandits puts Merlin and Arthur in a sticky situation, and Arthur is left gawking like an idiot at Merlin's escape strategy. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nonsense by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack by AisuHime reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Heat Stroke by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Danna Guy & Geisha Girl: LoveThruLemons OS by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
This is a one-shot based on the characters from Apples & Oranges. Tie Guy & Skater Girl explore role play. Submitted as an entry to the Love Through Lemons contest. AH, E/B rated M for 'remon sekusu.' That's Japanese for 'lemon sex.' :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second to None: Tattward OneShot by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
He's a bad boy. She's a book nerd. Neither of them are what they seem. A one-shot for the Tattward & Inkella contest. Edward/Bella, AH. Rated M for inked lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Setting the Record Straight by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Everyone knows that size matters, save for one particularly sheltered heiress. After Hinata accidentally humiliates Naruto in front of their friends, our favorite whiskered blond will stop at nothing to take matters into his own hands. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Vandalism, Thy Name Is Hinata by Ninja Jiyu reviews
Proof that Hinata would do just about anything to get Naruto to like her. One-shot. Rated T for slight language. Warning!: This fic contains unhealthy amounts of Hinata-based crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change of Pace, Rush of Blood by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Hinata gussied up in her finest leather. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kunoichis rule, Shinobis drool by x0love-anime0x reviews
What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl Next Door by Mistress Storm reviews
Yeah, so what if she was jealous of Naruko, who wouldn't be?" Highschool Fic. FemNaru. Perverted Lee. Orphaned Sakura. Perfect Naru. Rich Naru. Not Orphaned Naru. Not a Yuri fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
An Unsettled Matter by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Importance of Water by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. Crackfic. After Suigetsu woke him up for the thirteenth time, all Hidan wanted was to strangle his new roommate with his bare hands. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hidan, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Respite by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. All Lord Voldemort wanted to do was spread a little holiday cheer. With his sudden penchant for Yuletide merriment, he decided that baking cookies with his fellow Death Eaters was the perfect activity to do just that. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Trick or Treat by sharingank reviews
Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Which one's my future self? by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku. "So in future fics, there's the weak Sakura, the cold one...""The shy Sasuke, the dark, ...and *coughcough* the horny one..." "who are you and what have you done with my Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Fashion Show by Rose Tiger reviews
Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Temari are about to be in a fasion show with the boys watching. But someone wanted to ruin their fun. Read and see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Curious Itachi Meets The Friendly Puppy by Ninjagrrl reviews
Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inebriated Inquest by Sayaka-sama reviews
Wherein Sasuke learns the hard way that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, drunk, on her period, and with a few questions to ask. Crackfic. Platonic!SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dominant and Recessive by thepragmatist reviews
In which Naruto's child doesn't end up looking like he wanted. Stupid dominant Uchiha genes... SasuNaru. Short and Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Those are not Cicadas by thepragmatist reviews
Oneshot. Forced on a camping trip, Naruto makes some discoveries when sleeping in the same tent as Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Lines by hmfan24 reviews
Never ever mix Naruto,Sasuke,Hinata,and a PickUp line book. Anything can happen. Poor Hinata. Poor Sasuke. When will Naruto stop being himself. Sasuke and Naruto as a team,does not go over well. Try again Sasuke, it'll take more than some lines win heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Fyyrrose reviews
Neji, Hinata, and Tenten spy on Naruto and Lee. It is pure crack, not to be taken seriously. Oneshot. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
He Loves Me He Loves Me Not by dave-d reviews
Hinata and Naruto had begun dating. They had been a couple for a number of months. But, they never shared even a single kiss. Did that mean he wasn't really interested in her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
SnowWar by Hammy Uchiha reviews
[oneshot] Team Yondy has a enemy they must defeat, but will they be able to overcome his great power...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
RAMEN 101 by dave-d reviews
Naruto. Hinata. The Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Lunch time. He's intent on teaching her about the world's perfect food.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Gravity by Sayaka-sama reviews
This ought to shut her up. KakaSaku 675 word drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by dave-d reviews
Hinata had been waiting a long time, after making great efforts to spruce up. Naruto never showed. How could he do that? On a day like this!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Karaoke No Jutsu by dave-d reviews
The gang is at a new entertainment center. It doesn't take a genius to guess why Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten slip something into Hinata's drink, just before it's her turn to sing. How cluelss is Naruto, and what will it take to open his eyes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
What Were You Thinking! by dave-d reviews
Companion piece to 'You Had Me At Hello.' Naruto has something he really wants to do with Hinata, but is embarrassed to ask. Why does it have her tied up in knots? [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by dave-d reviews
In his late teens, Naruto had begun to notice girls. There was one girl in particular he finally set his sights on. It should be easy to win her heart, right? He had to make sure. [NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Nightly Stalker gets his Wish by tennisstar1 reviews
Gaara watches Lee and then realizes the window isn't fully closed. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Ten Ways to Prank Your Sensei by Hammy Uchiha reviews
The Misadventures of a VERY bored Uchiha.Obito's got it in his mind to prank his sensei. Pranking the Yondaime? Is that even possible?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Torune, Minato N. - Complete
Darkest Before The Dawn by dave-d reviews
A difficult mission. A treacherous environment. A fellow shinobi in danger. A jutsu gone awry. Naruto and Hinata trapped, the situation looking very bleak. Could anything good come from such tragedy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Shutter by Blaze2Sage reviews
[oneshot] If Neji is in love, Tenten and Naruto will be right there to support him...and blackmail of course. You can't forget blackmail. [Neji x Tenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What If? by dave-d reviews
Naruto's love for Ramen knew no bounds. Could that ever prove a problem for a certain whiteeyed girl?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ask Anko by dave-d reviews
A famous fortune teller retires. Wanting to shift attention to someone else, she fingers an unwilling Anko as her replacement. Tsunade wants the jounin to accept. Why? What might happen, with Orochimaru's former apprentice calling the shots?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Campfire by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Girl of Light reviews
A necklace and a bracelet were pretty innocent stuff to give a girl for her 12th birthday, right? Wrong. For Hinata, it means a secret she never knew she kept, a group she didn't know she belonged to. For her, it means she is a Girl of Light, now and forever. Girl of Light, sun creatures, she was just one step away from trees and flowers. Good to know. Follow her on her adventure!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., OC
Bloodthirsty reviews
A voyage into Naruto's mind as a child. Kakashi picks up a paper detailing Kyuubi's plans for the whole world. Dark Naruto implied. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U.
The tree-my wife reviews
Due to a very silly misunderstanding of words, Naruto now has a wife! Yes everybody, a wife, and she's not Hinata or Sakura or any of the Konoha girls. Guess what, his wife is a tree! You got it. Now, aren't you curious as to how this all would end? Read and find out. Rated for Naruto's silliness. Mild humour, not crazy enough for crack. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mathemarriage reviews
What would it be like if a genius Shikamaru got together with a genius Temari? Love blessed by mathematics, that's what! Warning: books and pie and pi and equations and formulae. "So, Shikamaru darling, what is the relationship between the area and volume of a dodecahedron." She asked him. "Not now, love, I'm calculating pi to 68 decimal places." Crack. Shikatem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pick up lines reviews
Where Kiba can't just take a hint, Ino is drunk, and there are two guys in-between. Just a short fluff for Ino and Kiba. No flames please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
When the Angel is away, the Devil will play reviews
Due to a breakup between Naruto and Hinata, involving a mess with Karin, Sakura and Ino take stuff into hand as the Hinata-devil is out. What is shy Hinata wearing? Who is that super cute guy dancing with her? Why did he just kiss her? Does she really mean revenge? Read on. You know you want to
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Only One Who Knows You reviews
Set after the Pein battle, before the war. Naruto rejects Hinata. And so, she decided to show him. After all, love stretched too far can break. Involves fighting, prank attacks and a war. Yes, a war. And not the Madara-Obito war, a war between Hinata and Naruto and their followers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Hinata H.
Love Through The Ages reviews
On the night of Samhain or Halloween; a magical night; at exactly midnight, Tenten touches a glowing necklace that transports her back to the past. Trying to adapt to life there, she undergoes a series of drastic changes and catches the eye of the reigning lord, Neji Hyuuga. Faced with all the inconveniences, can Tenten return to the future without true love, or stay back with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
Her Secret Sin reviews
It might have been wrong. No, it was wrong. It was forbidden, in some nations, it might actually be illegal. Falling for him had to be the stupidest thing that she had done in her entire life. But she did not regret it. Because he was her secret sin. The one thing she wanted, but could not have, since he already belonged to some one else. It was too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Royal Charm School! reviews
With a wish she wrongly thought rocked her world; Hinata is everything she dreamt of. Royal life AND the hot but snobby Naruto Uzumaki is an everyday adventure. But then, the bad side of the coin. Hell in form of THE ROYAL CHARM SCHOOL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
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