Author has written 4 stories for Avengers, and Harry Potter.
I'M A CRAZY RABID SQUIRREL!!!!!! Just kidding. I'm not a squirrel, I am a girl... which rhymes with squirrel. Hmmm... :P
Soooooooo... I just found out that Quizilla shut down, which pisses me off, because there was stuff on there that I was reading, thank you very much! :( and now I've lost the five years of my life that I spent writing stories for that site. Everything, gone, down the drain. COME ON, WHAT THE HECK???? And they expect us to be okay with stupid little teennick? Nuh-uh. I worked hard on all that stuff, and now it's gone. And all the stories I was in the middle of are gone too. It makes me very, very angry.
And what's sad is that this is the second site that has shut down on me this year. They'd better not shut down anymore, or I will be in a very bad mood.
Okay, my rant is over.
I just lost the Game. *evil smile*
Welcome to my little corner of the website. Leave a message, I'm out of my mind. :)
So apparently, on a microwavable Cup of Noodles, it says: Do not microwave. WHAT????
"If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you too?" "Depends. Do we have wings?"
I played an epic game of Uno. It lasted over two hours, mostly because whenever someone won, they'd deal themselves back in. :)
So, I've been watching a lot of Naruto lately. And when I say a lot, I mean that because I've watched 100 episodes within a week, that's all I can think about. Obsessed? No, of course not! :D
I've also started Sgt. Frog and Fairy Tail. Epic shows. :D
Time is money, money is power, and power causes war. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace!
Some people deserve a high five, to the face, with a chair.
I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
So, I found a new love this summer. Shizuo is one sexy, crazy-strong bartender. ;) Ah, Durarara!! is amazing, and anyone looking at my profile should watch it, because it is one of the best shows ever!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Both my best friend and I are insane. :D)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (happens all the time. >.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you couldn't possibly survive without your type of music, copy and paste this into your profile.
You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this (happened with my World History ten-page paper. Didn't open a book till four days before it was due, got 100% :D)
Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Not sure if I believe in this stuff, but not gonna risk it. :( If you don't like these thingies, where you have to repost stuff or bad stuff will happen, DON'T READ THE NEXT PARAGRAPH! Just skip it, kay?
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Now for funny stuff!
female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
You can thank Tmntfreak1996 for half the stuff that is currently on my profile. :D Had to copy the stuff, cause it was so funny!