Author has written 7 stories for Sisters Grimm.
Hi, I'm Yorkie! I am a happy girl! I love the world! Lydia needs to throw up on Walter, just sayin.
I'm sad )':
But I'm also happy (:
I'm a very conflicted person! (': ):
I love albino sasquatches, they're all like, "Rawr, I'm coming to eat you, I'm white and furry and have red eyes, RAWR!!!" Heh, heh... moving on.
This is a cool quiz, bold the ones you have done/do and see how many you have at the end!
(I bolded a LOT of them... I'm kind of worried.)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
Annoying things to do in an elevator!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do." And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23)when the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"
Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:
1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8) Yell out what is going to happen.
9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19) Try to start a wave.
20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23) Sing with the theme music.
24) Bring and use your own air freshener.
25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
35) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
36) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
38) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
39) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
42) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
43) Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
44) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
45) Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
46) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
47) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
48) Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
49) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
50) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
51) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
52) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death(Hades)’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure
A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Babies get dropped every day, I am one of them.
Whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.
Cheesy waffles are my life.
I am a gardener (inside joke)
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade!!
When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
This is bunny. Help bunny on his way to worls domination by cut and copying him onto your profile. I did, MUAHAHAHAHA -hack- oh, furball
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
I found this story to make me feel really happy! (sarcasm)
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time.
I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here her dying, and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave,
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive,
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?
I saw this on a friends' profile, and I cried when I read it. Hundreds of people die every day because of DWI. And most of them are teenagers. Shouldn't this stop? This waste of life? Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
I cried when i read this
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. And proud of it!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D I'll even add another :D HA! Beat that you lumps of lard!
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. And you had better or I'll send my sasquach after you!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. What is MySpace?
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
Things Im Not Allowed To Do In Ferryport Landing:
1. I will not tell Sabrina the President of the United States is an Everafter Now wouldn't that be a joyful moment!
2. I will not quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I see King Arthur.
3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women" Yeah, but it is funny.
4. I'm not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real. Well he's real to me! Thanks for crushing my dreams!
5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin or Jacob Black. OMG! Imagine Jacob's head with Canis's body! Blech!
6. Jokes about police officers being pigs are not funny.
7. I will not as a human, pretend to be a mime in a box while standing next to the barrier. Wouldn't they get all steamed up! Man, that would be fun!
8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies," will not make Puck or his minions die. darn it! Oh... heh heh heh, noooothinggg...
9. I will not constantly mention living happily everafter.
10. I will not talk about finding my prince charming, especially if he is within earshot. Nope, never do that, but it doesn't say you can't sing the song.
11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend their magic ones. Puck would be so proud, I'm still bummed about number 8.
12. I will not ask people for their drivers license.
13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart. But I will. Kissy kissy!
14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men.
15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on someone else. But they stole my cookie!
16. I will not offer anti-aging products to everafters, and act offended when they don't take them.
17. It is not a good idea to cover the walls in red handprints, even as a joke. Oh, well, maybe I should, RUUUUUNNNN!!!
18. I will not brag about all the places i've been recently. New Mexico, England, Georgia, North Carolina, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, oh, um, oops.
19. Pretending to discover magical items is not okay. I don't see the big deal about this one.
20. I will not allow Rumplestilzkin to adopt children. Nor will I hire him as a babysitter.
21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy mirror. Maybe you won't but I will! Maybe even give him a little joke to, um, you know, crack em up.
22. I will not give Elvis sausages, no matter what happens. The horrors!
23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin-man.
24. I will not refer to everafters by their real names in front of other people.
25. I will not ask for autographs.
26. I will not ask everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons.
27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand. Peace out my peeps!
28. I will not use mirror to do my hair in the morning. Okay, but I just might have to practice my, um, nunchuck routine, but you can't blame me if they...sliiiip...
29. I will not ask Scarlet Hand members if they want to to join a new organization called the Blue Foot. Which I am not the master of. BUT I AM!!!
30. I will not ask Sabrina for make-up tips. But mom, I want to be a clown.
31. I will not call Puck Peter Pan. Has he got some, people can just be better than you, issues?
32. I will not randomly kiss Charming, especially if Snow White is in the room I would be a cooked apple. Heh heh, stupid joke, lol.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Rushingriver, Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen, Obiwanlivesforever, bookwriter-lover1212, yorkie999777000
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste
A sweet story.
A brother and a sister both went through a horrible disease. The brother miraculously survived and so now his blood could save his sister. The nurse comes up to the boy and asks "Will you give your blood to your sister?" It takes the boy only a moment to think until he agrees. When it comes to the transfusion, the little girl regains her color almost immediately. The boy smiles just like everybody, then he turned pale and asked the nurse, "How long until I die?" You see, the boy thought he'd have to give the girl all of his blood and die to save her. This shows true sacrifice and love.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Peter Pan
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial? M
4. Your month of birth? January
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lydia
7. Your favorite number? 363
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish my dad could walk.
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1. You are completely in love with this person. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Love. Oh, I so do love affectionate kisses from my mother and father. What weirdo typed this in as an answer?
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
Blossom. Well considering nobody likes me... hmmm, I've got to say that this is dead wrong!
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, I hope this doesn't have anything to do with question number 1. *dies of scared fright!* I would gag!
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
Soul mate. Ummm if this were my month, I'd cry.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time Erm, cool...I guess?
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it. I already do and this isn't my color, so ha color believers!
6. This person is your best friend. The most right thing on this whole quiz!
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Man, they must be facebook friends because I don't think anybody has THAT many friends!
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday I did! The wish didn't come true yet!
A long BORING story: I love rain. Feel the rain, it's nice. So, I said to my dog, I love pie. Ugly pie that is. And it has to be furry. Stupid dog! All of my friends sang last night. Of those people, my mom stood out. The rain droned out the singing, but that's okay. Guys, their singing sounds like ugly pie. Think of this though, I love ugly pie! I'm so happy!So so so happy. Ugly PIE!!! They need to all eat Ugly PIE!!! Tell me you love Ugly pie!!! It isn't your favorite? To Many girls and boys.Me, I love ugly pie, but my dog is still stupid. Too many clowns eat my shoes each day.yorkie999777000
My friend and I were at Victoria's Secret, and my friend and I both picked up DD bras and asked for bags!!! XD They all looked at us like we were crazy! BTW- We're way smaller than that. Gladly OoO
My friend and I were at a cooking place shop where they sold kitchen supplies. My friend went into the men's bathroom, you know, a single bathroom, and there was apparently a guy with a white shirt on, reading a book, and going to the bathroom. She ran away after that and dragged me with her. I saw him in the store. Can you say AWKWARD?!!!!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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