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Favorite Pairing: Gotta say, I've been reading some M.E. fics lately and it would be a toss-up between Shep/Tali and Naruto/Hinata. Although they are really very very similar couples just with different settings.
I have also come to form a grudging pet-peeve in that, apparently, there were a ton of Shep/Tali stories hiding from me by being mislabeled as FemShep/Tali stories. What the hell! Stop hiding your damned stories! I must read them.
Hey there internet people! I guess I should put something here besides all this copy-paste stuff. I only joined this website recently, a few months ago I think, and I've already come to really love the community here. Also, if you couldn't tell from the length of my favorites list, I tend to DEVOUR stories. It's kind of an addiction or something, I just can't help but read a whole bunch in my off time.
If I happen to come in contact with any of you, you can call me Jack or just Dave *my real name*. I'd also like to put it out there that if you have a story that you think is great, I'd love to read it or be an unofficial beta-reader. I'm still working on the required stories to be one officially, but I'm not ready to show any work just yet! I will say though if you do bring your work to me I'll be diligent about it and you can bet your ass that I take my grammar and spelling very seriously. Also, if you're willing, I would be able to give constructive feedback on the flow and general storyline as well. I'm planning on getting into a career as a producer or maybe author so it would be good for me and I feel confident enough to say it would be a positive influence on any story I'm working on as well.
That said, NaruxHina all the way and all that, rah-rah, they totally deserve each other. Also, Sakura needs to get over herself and own up that: A. She's a bitch to Naruto and doesn't deserve him or balance him out in any way and B. You had your chance in the first show, bitch! Suck it up and move on.
-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (insane best friend x2 for me)
-92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butts off
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
-Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all I care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!! Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree!
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-98% of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride
-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu, Amconsequat,MehaandIruka, Smiling_Jack65
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu, Amconsequat,MehaandIruka, Smiling_Jack65
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you approve gay-marrigaes put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, shinni.evvk, Blizzard of love, MehaandIruka, Smiling_Jack65
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile.
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Blizzard of love, MehaandIruka, Smiling_Jack65
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
You're a 90's kid if: (I do remember all of this, makes you miss your childhood lol)
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
What would you do?…You make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyways. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraiser dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be the forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
‘When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?’
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued ‘I believe that when a child like Shay, who is mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself and it comes in the way other people treat that child.’
Then he told the following story: Shay and I had walked by a park where some boys Shay knew were playing ball. Shay asked ‘Do you think they’ll let me play?’ I knew that most of the boys would not like someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said ‘We’re losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he could be on our team and we’ll try to but him in to bat in the ninth inning.’
Shay struggled over to the team’s bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay’s team scored a few runs, but were still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and in the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay’s team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next o bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn’t even know how to hold the bat properly, much less make with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team was putting aside winning for this moment in Shay’s life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball softly in Shay could at least make contact.
The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown it to the first baseman.
Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game. Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman’s head, out of reach of all teammates.
Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling: ‘Shay, run to first! Run to first!’ Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far, but he made it to first base.
He scampered down the base-line, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled ‘Run to second, run to second!’
Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.
By the time Shay rounded towards the second base, the right fielder had the ball. The smallest guy on their team who now had this chance to be a hero for his team.
He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher’s intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman’s head.
Shay ran towards the third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases towards home. All were shouting ‘Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay!’
Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of the third base and shouted ‘Run to third! Shay, run to third!’
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming ‘Shay, run home! Run home!’
Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team.
‘That day.’ Said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, ‘the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.’
Shay didn’t make it another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!
AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second-thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate…The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion and decency is often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.
If you’re thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you’re probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren’t the ‘appropriate’ ones to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the ‘natural order of things.’
So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:
Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process. A wise man once said every society is judged by how it’s least fortunate amongst them.
You now have two choices:
1. Ignore this 2. Pass it along
May your day, be a Shay day
If this does not settle the NaruHina vs NaruSaku war, then I don't know what will...
To start off this little section, I would just like to start off by giving a VERY descriptive description of what love REALLY is and italicize the individual topics that I will use to compare the two pairings.
(This description can be found in the Christian Bible somewhere, I don't know where in it though because I found it by Googling it)
Description of what love is-
Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous, love does not brag and is not arrogant. It does not act unbecomingly and is not provoked, does not take account of a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things.
- this is just a small excerpt from the verse, now lets compare the two...
-Is Sakura patient with Naruto?
-Is Sakura kind to Naruto?
-Would Sakura be jealous if she saw Naruto with another girl when she likes Naruto?
-Would Sakura brag if she got a date with Naruto when she is aware that there were other people after him?
It's very possible
-Is Sakura arrogant towards Naruto?
There is evidence but it can be arguable
-Does Sakura keep track of Naruto's past wrongs?
-Would Sakura attempt to bear Naruto's burden?
Maybe, but she'd probably quit at some point
-Would Sakura believe something Naruto says, regardless of how outrageous the truth may be?
-Could Sakura endure Naruto's burden?
-Is Hinata patient with Naruto?
I-s Hinata kind to Naruto?
She's kind to everyone, but is especially kind to Naruto
-Would Hinata be jealous if she saw Naruto with another girl when she likes Naruto?
She would at least be sad, disappointed, and maybe a little jealous, but she wouldn't broadcast it and make it known to everyone like Sakura probably would
-Would Hinata brag if she got a date with Naruto when she is aware that there were other people after him?
-Is Hinata arrogant towards Naruto?
I doubt that Hinata even has the capacity for arrogance!
-Does Hinata keep track of Naruto's past wrongs?
NO! She's too busy keeping track of everything he does right!
-Would Hinata attempt to bear Naruto's burden?
She'd attempt it without a second thought
-Would Hinata believe something Naruto says, regardless of how outrageous the truth may be?
Yes, or at least give him the benefit of the doubt
-Could Hinata endure Naruto's burden?
She'd pull it off, or die trying!
As you can see, Sakura is not capable of truly loving Naruto, while Hinata on the other hand is capable of it. True and real love is capable of following the description that I posted at the top of this little comparison section to the letter. Sakura is not able to do that with Naruto while Hinata has been doing that ever since her first appearance in the Manga! Do the math people! NaruSaku is never going to happen, and NaruHina is going to happen! Anyone that has read both Hinata and Sakura's confessions can see the difference between the two! Hinata's confession left Naruto speechless, while Sakura's made Naruto say the quote, "I... hate people who lie to themselves!" (Quote is in chapter 469, page 17)
And don't even get me started on NaruSasu! It'll leave you in tears of blood, which is something that I'd rather avoid.
If you completely agree with this put this on your profile and add your name to a list that will hopefully take over the world someday. Riku Uzumaki, Bronzelord