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Hate is a strong word but I really, really don't like you


Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...


Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead

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Pulling My Weight by Invincible Shadow reviews
During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,082 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Genma S., Chōjūrō
A Rather Unexpected Love by Rue Dawn reviews
One moment I'm driving my car to work, the next I'm running through the woods from one of the most disgusting looking creatures I've ever seen in fear for my life, crashing into a king, going on a quest and falling in love. Oh did I mention I'm apparently a 'dwarf' now? My name is Zalia Lucas, and this is my story. Fili/OC Romance/Humour/Family
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 187,040 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
31 Facts of December by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,505 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost
Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 305,387 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Balance by NotSoJollywood reviews
Light and dark. Good and evil. Love and hate. The Force was all about balance, and yet neither of them knew exactly where they stood. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS. Eventual Kylo/Rey.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,151 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 12/20/2015 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Sun Over the Yardarm by Batsutousai reviews
Darius and Heinkel had only picked up pirating because their job choices on land were slim, but it ended up being the best choice for their personal lives, too. (Established Darius/Heinkel, pre-Darius/Ed/Heinkel)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2016 - [Darius, Heinkel, Edward E.] Alphonse E. - Complete
Strength within Myself by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
After the mission to Waves, Sakura realized she needed to get stronger; she would never survive long in the shinobi world. Through her will to become stronger, Sakura learns as much as she can from as many people as she can, while finally understanding what it means to be a part of a team, and consequently, a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 278,401 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 4,525 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Our Treasure by Cheshire.Heart reviews
Kuroko Takara was a cheerful girl who made a big impact on her middle school's basketball team at Teiko, but what happens when she arrives at Seirin High and suddenly becomes a tiger's quiet shadow? And how does this effect the story when Kuroko Tetsuya is no longer a boy? Gender-Swap. Reverse Harem.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 382,221 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Light Finder by CapitalCheese reviews
Rey returns to D'Qar after a year of training with Luke Skywalker to find that Ben Solo, formerly Kylo Ren, has returned to the Light.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,897 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Tacos, Spider-suits and Sex by Castello reviews
Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,182 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.] OC - Complete
Allure by Meowmers reviews
"Granger," He seethed, as if he had any right to be angry while he was covered in blood on her doorstep. "Invite me inside." Her nails dug into the polished wood of the door and she contemplated slamming it in his face. "Absolutely not." Modern Vampire AU. Tomione. Also a splash of Drarry because I needed that in my life rn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,060 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Reverti Ad Praeteritum by Batsutousai reviews
Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter the cost.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,874 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Edward E., Roy M.] Alphonse E., Maes H. - Complete
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 249,499 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC - Complete
The Shadow Stratagem by belncaz reviews
Kuroko and the GoM all attend Rakuzan but they don't know each other because Kuroko quit the basketball team in elementary school. Kagami transfers to Rakuzan and befriends Kuroko, drawing the GoM's attention toward him. The GoM must brace themselves as complications ensue when Kuroko turns out to be more significant than he first appeared.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,044 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 6/29/2015 - [Kuroko T., Akashi Seijuurou] Kagami T., Generation of Miracle
Of Unlikely Friendships, Sneaky Bets, Shogi and Sake by Invincible Shadow reviews
Imayoshi had introduced his two favourite kouhai to each other as an experiment. He did not predict they'd get along so well, but they did, and they worked, oddly enough. Hanamiya brought out the worst in Kuroko, while Kuroko the best in the other; along with heartattacks to unsuspecting teammates who could not believe their darling shadow was not as innocent as he seemed.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,859 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Kuroko T., Hanamiya M.] Imayoshi S., Seirin
First Foot In The Door by FruitPastilles reviews
Kuroko attends his first day of Teikou Middle School feeling like he'd already been there before. He's not entirely wrong. Canon Divergence like whoa, GoMxKuroko. AUish. Probably OOC.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 8/2/2015 - [Generation of Miracle, Kuroko T.]
Frosted Ferns (Old Version) by SanctuaryInMusic reviews
Jackie has been alone for 300 years, with nothing but her staff and Wind for company. Life had always been difficult, but she usually managed to get by. But when she gets "shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal" by North's yetis, she unwillingly joins up with the Guardians to stop Pitch and hopefully figure out just who she really is. FemJack. (SEE A/N IN CH. 14)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,911 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch - Complete
Cause I've been Thinking by those other things reviews
"He'd almost choked on his tongue because the last person to tell him "I love you" was his mom, and that was when he was 18." A slice-of-life fic, served up hot. And with blueberries. (Beware, lots of laughing and fluff!)
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 439 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 5,636 - Follows: 7,106 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Otokage by writer168 reviews
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,681 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y., Akatsuki - Complete
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,044 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Turning Point by bassistsunited reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Sakura's realisation of her burden to Team 7 occurred during the Chunin exams. But what if she'd come to this conclusion a little earlier? How would this change the outcome of everything? SakuraCentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 225,716 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vigilantes With Benefits by keeponwarbling reviews
These hookups are the best and worst things about their lives right now, but neither Barry nor Oliver can bring themselves to stop. [Previously 30 Days of Flarrow] [A series of interlinked chapters based on the 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge on tumblr]
Flash - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Barry A./The Flash, Oliver Q./The Arrow]
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Forte by rls58 reviews
Useless, weak, failure... but not anymore. I won't look at their backs any more, I refuse. I will get help in any way necessary to become stronger, to be of use to my boys, to my country. Everybody is in for a shock. Non-mass. Criticism welcomed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 161,929 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kuroko Tetsuya was by Invincible Shadow reviews
Kuroko plays shogi with Imayoshi to learn how Akashi thinks. Imayoshi and the rest of the Generation of Miracles learn some things about Kuroko along the way. Set during Seirin's match against Rakuzan in the Winter Cup. Canon divergence. Imayoshi/Kuroko brotp, implied Kuroko/GoM
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Kuroko T., Imayoshi S., Generation of Miracle
Soulmate Shorts AKA The Crackship Armada by ozhawk reviews
Short stories set in a soulmates AU where various members of the Agents of SHIELD are paired with Avengers, X-Men and other MCU characters. Rated T for language. 'Pair pics' are now posted with the corresponding chapters over on Ao3 (can't implant them here) if you need help with visualisation!
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 203,411 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - M. May, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J., Lance H. - Complete
Run, Run, Run by dandelion weed reviews
Kiyoshi met a boy with weary eyes and Teiko uniform during his time in the hospital. And he will make him play basketball again, even at the cost of his future basketball career. KiyoKuro-ish.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Kiyoshi T., Kuroko T.] - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome Works Both Ways by ozhawk reviews
Skye is kidnapped by ex-HYDRA mercenary Brock Rumlow, on instructions from her father and Ward. Isolated with him, she discovers he has a very strange secret... Eventual M rating but a slow build.
Crossover - Captain America & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,491 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [B. Rumlow/Crossbones, Skye/Daisy J.] G. Ward, Calvin Zabo/Cal - Complete
All Tied Up by Bellabeautyvamp reviews
Edward Elric is a girl in disguise. Of course, the Colonel Bastard had to find out, but after a very vague phone call early one morning Ed may just have the counter blackmail to keep the bastard from squealing...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Energy by Senpai Productions reviews
She never wanted to be the hero. She was never meant to be the hero. So now, as a burning village falls apart behind her, she wondered why anyone had ever thought that's what she would become. (Rating may change, pairing may change.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein, Team Seven
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 10,414 - Follows: 12,371 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
one small change by Invincible Shadow reviews
Story follows Sakura on a path that could've been taken if some things had been different. Mainly, if the talents she'd had in canon were noticed and honed sooner, Team 7 was not the team she was placed in, and Inner Sakura's violence and temper were shared by outer Sakura too. (semi-au; Sakura is a prodigy, OCs, canon-divergence, chap 32 contains mentions of homosexuality)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,190 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Neji H., OC
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 264 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5369 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Different Side Of Me by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko's so quiet and plays things so close to the vest that there are a lot of things that not even those closest to him know. A 100 Drabbles Challenge fic, where you'll learn 100 things you never knew about everyone's favorite phantom.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,462 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Kuroko T.
The Edge of Breaking by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack's first memories were of cold, dark, and fear. Then Pitch found him. Three hundred years later, Jack's locked in a battle for his freedom, and discovering that inner freedom and outer freedom are two very different things. (Or: Pitch does bad things, Jack learns to love himself, and Bunny has patience.) Nature of Belief series spin-off AU. Need not have read. Dark themes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,572 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Obelisk: Kingdom of Man by VesperChan reviews
'She could swear she smelt sulfur when she exhaled. Nothing good ever came from boys who smelled like sulfur.' An ancient Egyptian curse and a world of dreams opens Sakura up to a life devoid of safety. In the darkness her nightmares bow themselves to her. In the morning they feast on her heart. AU SakuraMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Sakura H., Sai, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
The Fifteenth Member: A Completely Unexpected Journey by shieldmaidenofthecarribean reviews
Kylie Turney, one of the Ten Walkers, sacrificed all for Middle Earth. But she then returned home to modern day America and has slowly become convinced that everything she lived was a dream. Three years later an accident brings her back. Unfortunately, she has come back approximately eighty years before the time she knows. How will she survive in this familiar yet unfamiliar world?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,956 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A History of Soul Bonds: by Filius Flitwick by Marion Hood reviews
Sirius Black and Harry Potter went into seclusion in November of 1981. Albus Dumbledore had lost his chosen one. But the wizarding world still needed a hero, when Voldemort rose again. In fact it needed three. FW/HG/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,304 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
I'm going on an Adventure! Again by Nithul reviews
'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Misunderstandings and marriage proposals by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
"Marry me." He was a sweet kid, a little weird, but sweet all the same. But couldn't he go play ninja instead of proposing to random women he'd only met a few weeks ago? What were his parents teaching him anyway? "Yagura-kun-" "Marry me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sakura H., Yagura - Complete
Iridescent by BloodyWar2411 reviews
AU; No Magic. Tom Riddle: A mob boss. Draco Malfoy: A vengeful prick. Harry Potter: Stuck as a cleaning boy for Tom's office as a way to make up for something Draco claimed he did. Bottom Line: Damn all rich people to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,212 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Haruno, Listen! by Ketsueki Gesshoku reviews
We are always surrounded by a piece of nature. Trees, flowers, rocks, fire, water - nature is always there, no matter how small. They witness everything that occurs around them, and can live for centuries before finally taking their final breath. So what happens when Sakura Haruno can hear their voices? What happens when no secret, whether from the past or present, is safe from her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai, Akatsuki
A New World, A New Life by TheSpaminator92 reviews
A young woman, almost in grad school, gets dumped in Middle Earth because of the Valar, though she doesn't know why. She travels with the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, haunted nightly by gruesome visions of the fate she knows will befall them, forced to come to grips with changes in herself and those her heart demands she cause to save all the dwarves she has come to love so.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,277 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Complete
The Coming of Someday by FrostInTheWarren reviews
The one thing Jack wanted was to be seen. Now that he is, he has no idea what he's supposed to do. 300 years of loneliness and trust issues don't just go away. Of course, the memories he's getting in his sleep may answer a few questions. (Or: Jack realizes things, the Guardians have a lot to make up for, and Bunny finally gets some Jack.) Jackrabbit. Sequel to The Nature of Belief
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Ever After by DrAnime203 reviews
Loki Odinsdóttir moves to Bon Temps for a bit of peace and quiet. Things do not go as planned. Slight AU from the beginning. OC-centric. Eric/OFC. R&R. NOW FULLY REVISED AND UPDATING.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,609 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Eric N., OC] Lafayette R., Godric
The Nature of Belief by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,262 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 7,549 - Follows: 7,297 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Deck Of Trumps by Frotate reviews
Sakura had always wanted to be like her friends: as protective as Naruto, as calm as Sasuke, and as confident as Ino. What happens when she's granted her wish in the form of Shugo Charas? Sakura X Many
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,407 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sakura H.
Eight Little Hellions (permanent hiatus) by werewolfbleu reviews
On her way home from a mission our favorite pink haired Kuniochi saves eight baby wolves from a fiery death. Little does she know that the little hellions that steal her heart are none other than the dreaded Akatsuki. Will Sakura abandon them? Or will she give up the life she's made in Konoha to be with the very men who want to capture her best friend? Ita/Saku pairing. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,928 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Hindsight by the-human-error reviews
Following the destruction of Konoha, Sakura sends herself back in time to change things... But even the smallest changes can change history... Story under construction: Rating and pairings may change Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,323 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H.
Dance of Shadows by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
The shadows dance around him and inside him, and he is one of them. Drabbles. Featuring many different characters, primarily Seirin and the Generation of Miracles. Chapter 31: Just another day. Why did he ever agree to be captain? Oh yeah, that's right, because not even these idiots deserve Kiyoshi as captain.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
Apparent Shadow, Hidden Light by cywsaphyre reviews
The season is over, the Winter Cup won. Tetsuya belongs with Seirin now, and apparently they don't like to share. Too bad not everyone agrees. Series of oneshots that detail the aftermath of the Winter Cup.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kuroko T.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 4,966 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This One Time at Band Camp by SliceOfLife reviews
So this one time at band camp I was locked in an instrument case by guys, forced out of my room by guys, and was then the most wanted girl by those same guys. Really, what else could go wrong? SakuraCentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,408 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lonely Shugo by Shadow Quil reviews
What if Haruno Sakura were born into the world of Shugo Chara? She has her own Charas, her own attitude and her own wishes. Saku-X-Many. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Shugo Chara, but all OCs are mine. SEQUEL IS UP
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,601 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sakura H., Ikuto T., Kairi S., Kūkai S. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Trust by rinny08 reviews
You can't go back to nothing after having everything. Jeremy/Damon
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 49,748 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Safe Haven by niblettk reviews
Santana's parents find out about her and Brittany, but Brittany is on vacation and she goes to the only place she feels like she might be safe: Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Grave Matters by LostInCamelot reviews
When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat. Pre-Slash. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 5,902 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Warriors of the Wind by moviefan-92 reviews
Lord Yupa and Asbel return, having discovered a 2nd part of the prophecy that has a huge impact on Nausicaä's future, as well as the rest of humanity. Then a prince from another kingdom asks for Nausicaä's hand in marriage. I know, bad summary. COMPLETE
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,357 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,876 - Reviews: 5873 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete