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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... [ * means it applies to me 100% -_-]
*You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
*You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
*When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
*You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
*You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
*When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
*No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
*People think you have A.D.D.
*You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
*You zone out even with other people.
*You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
*You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
*Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
*You're profile is REALLY long.
*Your computer runs out of memory.
*You can't stop writing!
*Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Edward can’t read Bella’s mind cuz she doesn’t have one. Durrr…

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

How could I learn anything if I didn’t eavesdrop?

Of course I talk to myself. Who else can I trust?

Taste the rainbow—eat crayons.

Why do people kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong?

“Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.”

When nothing goes right, go left.

Today at school, I failed a spelling test because I spelled school “P-R-I-S-O-N”

“Oh, don’t be so harsh, old man,” Myrnin said, and rolled his eyes. “She’s a teenager in love. Let the girl have her moment. It’ll hurt her more, in the end. Parting is such sweet sorrow, according to the bards. I wouldn’t know, myself. I never parted anyone.” He mimed ripping someone in half, then got an odd expression on his face. “Well. Just the one time, really. Doesn’t count.”
-Morganville Vampires, Carpe Corpus

" Love? I`d rather fall in chocolate "

Your Silence Hurts me more than the words you cannot find the courge to speak.
~ The Oracle

" I'm not evil; just psychotic "

" When life give you lemons, made grape juice and have everyone wonder how the bloody heck you did it. "

The Perfect Brat reviews
Daniel is beautiful. Perfect and pretty in every way. All but one that is. You see, growing up with money, endless praise, beauty and intelligence had a way of making children the slightest bit bratty. And its up to Dash Baxter to change him. AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Dash B., Danny F.