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Joined 03-30-11, id: 2813751, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
Author has written 8 stories for Dragon Age.

So I don't have to post it before all my stories: I own nothing. Bioware does.

I also don't own my Avatar: Demetri Martin does. My husband says I'm a paradoxotaur... [^_~]

(I'm not "133t" but preferred alter-ego was already taken. And I'm...tenacious...*cough* stubborn.)

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What We Were by Crisium reviews
Just because it doesn't last doesn't mean it isn't real. Alistair/Amell, prequel to "What We Become".
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,209 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
For the Taking by bamftastik reviews
*MA/NSFW* Isabela/Fenris... While the world is busy being in peril, the companions are able to steal quiet moments of their own.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Isabela, Fenris
The Scions of Seheron by Slashguy reviews
When dire circumstances force Anders & Fenris to work together, they slowly learn to see each other in a new light. In the tropical north, they embark on a journey they never imagined possible. M!Hawke/Fenris, M!Hawke/Anders, eventual Fenders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,100 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Anders, Fenris
Unexpected Results by Everything In Its Right Place reviews
Tinkering with potion creation, Hawke accidentally creates something that can only be described as elfnip. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
The Wife and the Crow by sqbr reviews
The last meeting between Zevran and Isabela in Rivain, back when he was a crow and she was a smuggler's wife. No spoilers past Origins. Past Isabela/Zevran.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zevran A., Isabela - Complete
Second Breakfast by Lywinis reviews
Sebastian hated it when she gave him that Look.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Peace and Belonging by Raidho reviews
All Aodhan Hawke wants is peace, all Fenris wants is a sense of belonging... which, it turns out, are not so different ends. A series of connected shorts in the same vein as "Broken Links".
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Amour Courtois by Lywinis reviews
Lady Hawke keeps getting letters from a secret admirer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
If You Weren't So Good by maricsblade reviews
Anders shows up at Hawke's door after the final battle. Will she turn him away again, or can she find it in herself to forgive him? Kink!meme fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Night Terrors Trap by Onigiriareyummy reviews
What if Torpor the "friendly" Sloth demon was a bit more like the Sloth demon from Broken Circle? Hawke and her crew are trapped in their own dream bubbles, but when Hawke sees how happy her dear Anders is in the Fade, can she, or will she, wake him up?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Reprieve by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke is determined that Anders will have one day to himself. Unexpectedly, Justice agrees to leave. F!Hawke/Anders DAA
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Sex and Other Vices, Love and Other Drugs by Serindrana reviews
It's six months after Thea Hawke sided with the templars to gain the seat of Viscountess. She's sure of almost nothing- but Anders definitely wasn't supposed to come back. Continuation of If Wishes Were Poppy Dreams. Hawke/Anders Rivalmance
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Of Wonder and Compulsion by aimorai reviews
A one-shot, detailing the first night between Hawke and Fenris - an interpretation of some of the mysteries surrounding Fenris - the origin of the favor, his experience, his emotions, his fear. Rated M for content. F!Hawke mage xFenris, Friendmance
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
My Brother's Shadow by bamftastik reviews
*NSFW/MA*
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Carver H., Isabela - Complete
Fit to be Tied by Selkit reviews
Velanna attempts to provoke Nathaniel, with unexpected results. Nathaniel/Velanna.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Velanna, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Left Unfinished by Clover64 reviews
Not every story gets a happy ending. Per her final request, Varric tells Hawke about one that does. Set post-game, but no real spoilers. Sebastian/F!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
The Blue Eyed Monster by Lywinis reviews
Sebastian can't control his jealousy when Hawke appears at the head of the stairs wearing something she shouldn't for a night of cards at the Hanged Man.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
The Romantic Adventures of Florian Phineas by JessicaJones reviews
... Horatio Aldebrant, Esquire. A fluffy tale of nerd romance.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Finn, Dagna - Complete
Lay Me to Rest by shutterbones reviews
A short story depicting a scene in which Isthalla provokes Cullen after their return to the Tower alone in his chambers at night. Her intentions are to provoke him into killing her, but instead prove some very different results through Cullen's POV..
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Cullen, Surana - Complete
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River Hymn reviews
Aedan's confession leads to a connection he never thought possible and his first time. Duncan/M!Cousland. Pre-Ostagar. Hurt/Comfort. Rated M.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Duncan, Cousland - Complete
Ultimate Teaspoon of Sugar
Solona Amell concocts a solution to accommodate Alistair's positional suggestion. Alistair/F!Amell. Fluffy one-shot. Rated M.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Winter's Grasp
Response to a prompt: "I just want description of the eyes of a character, NPC or PC in a romantic or vulnerable or emotional moment." This fic focuses on the PC's eyes. M!Amell/Morrigan. Fluff. Rated T.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Amell, Morrigan - Complete
Andragonste reviews
The wyvern Andraste feels threatened by another and Flemeth makes a strange tactical choice, resulting in odd...unintended?...consequences. CRACK fic.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Flemeth - Complete
Procuring the Pouncealot reviews
The Champion of Kirkwall uses her connections to get Ser Pounce-a-lot to Kirkwall. Pleased Anders shows his appreciation. F!Hawke/Anders. Rated M.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Cats & Wolves reviews
The Lady of the Forest and Swiftrunner find a strange beast in the Brecilian Forest that is not what it appears to be.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Witherfang, Swiftrunner - Complete
Haste reviews
The normally thoughtful Hawke fouls up royally while showing off for Varric at Isabela's expense. Varric saves the day, Hawke redeems himself, and Isabela wins in the end. Rated M. M!/Isabela
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hawke (M), Isabela - Complete
Kitten reviews
Isabela & Merrill went lingerie shopping. And it's all downhill from there, much to Hawke's delight and his mabari's confusion. Humor & Romance one-shot. Rated M for Mischief and sMut. M!/Merrill
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hawke (M), Merrill - Complete
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