HasEveryPenNameBeenTaken
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Joined 03-30-11, id: 2813845, Profile Updated: 06-09-11
Author has written 4 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Harry Potter, and Northanger Abbey.

HasEveryPenNameBeenTaken, there is someone in your page.

-wakes up-

An INTRUDER in my page.

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?

(That would be a lot more impressive if I had a fancier username. Bartimaeus the Great, or something like that. Anyway.)

I have chosen this stupid name because my real name had been taken. (For the best, perhaps. Real names are supposed to be great secrets and the source of all our powers anyway.) I tried every initial, but no. It never occured to me to put something else. Facepalm as you chose. As long as I am here, I will write fanfiction about Jane Austen, Disney and perhaps Harry Potter. There will be weird crossovers with various books/musicals/movies/TV shows. I like positive feedback. I also really appreciate constructive criticism. The fact that I end up writing whatever I want is irrelevant.

Texting U by amandald98 reviews
A series of one shots with people texting. Originally "The Beginning"
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
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How Bellatrix Lestrange died reviews
In which Neville kills Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Neville L., Bellatrix L.
Jane Austen and werewolves reviews
Jane Austen heroes and heroines are playing Mafia/Werewolves, the roleplay party game. Complete, to everyone's relief.
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Northanger Abbey - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Pride and Prejudice: a parody reviews
Parodied scenes from Pride and Prejudice. Chapter 1 is Darcy's first proposal. Chapter 2 is Lizzy's confrontation with Lady Catherine at Longbourn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Sir Thomas berates Fanny: a parody reviews
The East Room confrontation after Henry's proposal. Only I tried to make it funny. Or at least snarky. There is also a guest appearance from another novel.
Mansfield Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete