Author has written 11 stories for Fairy Tail, Final Fantasy VII, Secret Saturdays, Code Lyoko, Kingdom Hearts, Left 4 Dead, Marvel, and Rise of the Guardians.
I am DarkDreamer253. You can call me Dark, DarkDreamer, or DD. I don't have a schedule for when I post chapters, so just be patient with me. If I haven't taken the story down, I'm still writing, just having trouble coming up with ideas. Also, I just recently lost EVERYTHING on my laptop. It may be months before I get it all back and start posting again. Sorry. That's about all I'm going to tell you about myself, so read some random quotes and phrase.
(CURRENT STATUS: SLOW- I recently had to get my computer replaced. With the replacement of my computer, so went to the files. My progress is slowed and I'm trying to recreate everything as best I can, but for now, progress won't be back to normal for at least another few months. Which progress was never that great in the first place, so I'm very sorry for the inconvenience. Will hopefully be back up and running soon. Until then, please be patient.)
When life give you lemons... Make grape juice and let them wonder.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
People are like pineapples. Don't ask why, that's just what my fortune cookie said.
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
People are like fruit. Throw away the bad ones, savor the good ones. Who cares about the others?
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
Tap dancing is like Morse code. They're both annoying taps that drive you crazy.
Reality is like committing a crime. No one wants to live with it.
Life is like a nightmare, but I think everybody knows that.
There are many mysteries left to solve and no one smart left to solve them.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Vegetarians either really love animals or really hate plants.
Tell a man you love him, he believes. Tell a man a bench has wet paint, he has to test it.
Life is like a keyboard. You're always ready to press escape.
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
Don't worry if the world ends today. It's already tomorrow somewhere else.
The best sign of intelligent life on others planets is that they haven't contacted us.
Love your enemies. It drives them crazy.
If you tried hard and failed, the lesson is to never try.
Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do.
If the world is being eaten by zombies, I just have to run faster than everyone else.
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
The perfect marriage is a blind wife and deaf husband.