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Joined 03-30-11, id: 2814018, Profile Updated: 12-18-15
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

12/18/15

An update from your most loyal fanfiction reader/terrible writer ever. I've been a lurker on this site for years now, but I occasionally post reviews for stories that I especially love. I've been getting a bit more active on this site as my college applications are done and I've been accepted into a school with a full-tuition scholarship, so things are gong swimmingly over here. :D Drop me a line if you want! I'll respond eventually.

Can you believe that it's been over four years since I first discovered this site? Crazy!


1/3/14

Hello!

Even though my name is redchicken888 here, you can address me as Red. Or Daniella. Whichever you prefer.


Here's a list of what going on with my stories:

No Lying Allowed

On current hiatus.

After the Storm

Once again, on hiatus. Luckily, I actually have a plot for this and will continue once I finish No Lying Allowed.

All fics that are complete are noted as being COMPLETE. All fics that will never be finished are noted as DROPPED. If it doesn't say one of those two, I might actually go back and finish it one of these years.


Recommendations

Harry Potter

Far and away the best Harry Potter story I've ever read - Chasing the Sun by Loten. A super-long Snape/Hermione romance, a bit slow in the beginning but has the BEST plot and story.

Pet Project by Caeria. A cute-ish Hermione/Snape story. Second only to Chasing the Sun.

Starched Cuffs by RussianWolf7. Harry/Snape. Oh God, probably the most original and strange romance I've read, and definitely worth your while.

Naruto

Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess. Kakashi/Sakura. A stripclub-type thingy that's utterly sexy and chock-full of plot. Read!

Transformers (movieverse)

Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga. Optimus/OC. This woman is a goddess. This story is sweet, passionate, and full of plot, which is a recipe for addiction. And it's still going too.

Twisted by SimpleRhapsody. There's a link on the author's name for you to go there an read the story NOW. It's fantastic! Optimus/OC.

Check out Emiral's list of favorite Transformers stories to find more excellent fics as well.

Phantom of the Opera

Melody of the Past by MelodicCrescendo and Too Shy by nibblesfan are both awesome Phantom/OC stories. (I don't ship Phantom/Christine. Bleh.) If you've watched Phantom of the Opera, READ THESE STORIES, and if you haven't, get off your ass and watch it already! The fanfiction is too good to pass up.


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"What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."

- Alistair (Dragon Age: Origins)


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Become a Ghost by HardlyFatal reviews
Orihime dies. Arrancar? No, appendicitis. Between the weekly pub crawls with the lieutenants, Women's Association meetings, and- oh yeah, seeing patients- Orihime builds a new life in Soul Society. But on the horizon, something looms... and she will have to sacrifice herself, yet again, to save those she loves. Orihime/Byakuya COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 145,855 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Rukia K., Orihime I., Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11117 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,176 - Reviews: 4552 - Favs: 7,336 - Follows: 7,420 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Passing Notes by ss-dragon-lady reviews
The small notes that Iruka discovers left for him are about many things. Some are promises, some are questions, and some are just statements. But Iruka finds himself falling for the person who left them. Now, he just has to figure out who that person is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14496 - Favs: 20,059 - Follows: 19,653 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
233 Kelvin by Rydia Asuka reviews
When a routine inspection to the Briggs supply lines goes wrong, it's a race against time and freezing temperatures as Ed tries to get the locals out of there alive...and Roy tries to get Ed out. Parental!Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Where 'Master of Death' is an Arguably Crappy Job Description by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual heck is going on. (Edit: fixed up the title/summary non K-rated words problem. Thanks for the heads up!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Harry P., Dementors
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Do it for the Vine by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Where Naruto has terrible friends who enjoy to see him struggle (not really). It's for a good cause, though. High School AU Kakanaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Part of the Team by Screaming Argonaut reviews
When Roy's team goes out for drinks after work, no one really pays attention to how the minor feels. Oneshot. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward E., Jean H.
Drabbles by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,166 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
The Life Note by Pearlshipper4life reviews
Well, I was a normal girl from Wisconsin with a dream to become a singer. I was going to go to my favorite store, get some on-sale manga and anime DVDs, go home and watch them and go on with my life. Well, that didn't go exactly as planned. My first thought when I found out I entered Death Note? 'Why me?" LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - L, OC
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
New World, New Hopes by The.Random.Placeholder reviews
Betrayed by the Wizarding World, Harry is sentenced for execution...but the Veil isn't an execution tool. Thrust into Alagaesia, how will Harry cope with new pressures for being a Rider? Post-DH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P.
Oblivion, Complete Oblivion by CodenameOokami reviews
Revenge is a thousand times sweeter than love. Even if it requires cross-dressing, becoming a shinigami, and joining Division 9…no matter what my fukutaichou says.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Shuuhei H.
Fluch des Geistes by Ceville reviews
Joanna Reid wasn't one to hold a grudge, or throw a hissy fit when things didn't go her own way. She felt, however, that being murdered was something to get a little upset about. And annoying the man who murdered her until he wanted to hurl himself off of a bridge, seemed the least she could do to get even. Bane/OC friendship - possible romance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bane, OC
Sapphire's Redemption by thegriffin88 reviews
One's a jaded, non-human healer, the other's a psychotic alchemist. They were made for each other. Full summary inside
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Kimbley, OC - Complete
Melody of the Past by MelodicCrescendo reviews
Danielle BellRose is sick. She has to have surgery but there is no guarantee that she'll survive. Her family asked what she wanted in case she didn't survive, now she's at the Royal Albert Hall about to see the 25th Anniversary of The Phantom of the Opera. When she gets hurled back in time and finds she's in the Opera Populaire, can she show the Phantom real happiness? Erik/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,834 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Erik, OC - Complete
Little Bird by swimmingfox reviews
Sansa decides to go with The Hound during the Battle of Blackwater. Survival in the woods, a lot of growing up, and a tangled relationship follow...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Catelyn T., Sansa S., Sandor C., Shae - Complete
Sketch by Ceville reviews
The ability to bring drawings to life was amazing – a mutation like no other. Drawing was her weapon. Too bad Melissa Bishop had all the artistic ability of a pogo stick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,686 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
To Hear a Hand by Tsurai Shi reviews
James T. Kirk's birth is a medical impossibility; a horrible miracle. Deaf!Kirk. Eventual Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Too Shy by nibblesfan reviews
A year after 'that night', a painfully shy, but naturally gifted girl arrives at the opera to join the chorus. Even a still hurting Erik can't stand by and let her potential go to waste. But as he tries to coax Ella out of her shell, can she help him out of his? Will something more begin to blossom or is this one flower that will never bloom? E/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Erik, OC - Complete
Almost Well Thought Out by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry/Severus Christmas fluff! It's eighth year and Headmistress McGonagall has decided there should be a Secret Santa for those staying over the holidays. Who does Harry get? Our favorite dungeon bat, of course! Cliched and fluffy, just as all Christmas stories should be :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hunger by ForThem reviews
"Slow down there, mate. You're goin' at it like you haven't eaten in years!" Bunny jested, watching the frost child scarf down his roast beef.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Heatwave by mistX reviews
Will Lennox runs into a new mech that's not welcomed by either side, and this mech loves to make things hot under the collar for just about everyone. Can Will reach out to this new comer or is he just going to get burned?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
On the Brink of Revolution by arrowsandroses reviews
There are steps to create a revolution, whether they're original or unplanned. Bane seeks more than a takeover of Gotham, and when an unexpected kidnapping alters his plan, he realises that conforming another mind to his whim will take a bit of extra work. Bane x OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bane
Meanwhile, In Gotham by RosannaStone reviews
The three Batman movies are great, but some scenes are just to stupid or awkward to include. This is a collection of hilarious moments that you know MUST have happened in the movies, including dinner time with Bane, applying makeup with the Joker, and why the siege of Gotham was as boring as hell. You all know Batman's story, but here's what happened meanwhile, in Gotham...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012
Settle Down by Rocka.NGW reviews
Orihime and Ichigo and married... But that's about it. Orihime wants more out of their bland relationship, she wants more from Ichigo. If she can't find it here, will she find it from someone else...? AU, slight OOCness. Sequel is now up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,860 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by HardlyFatal reviews
Inoue Orihime is dead and living in Kuchiki Byakuya's house. How likely is it for the nicest human on the planet, who also happens to be smokin' hot, to fall for an emotionally constipated elitist snob? COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Orihime I., Byakuya K. - Complete
Change by Boba Addict reviews
She couldn't believe how time passed by so quickly. Just a day before, she was a loyal first mate on Captain Gutt's crew. Now, she found happiness in a new home and a new family she had originally helped capture on the high seas. One-shot, with a nice amount of Diego/Shira.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Shira - Complete
My Espada Boys by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Imprisoned for a crime he does not remember, 5-year-old Ulquiorra and ten of his odd friends are shocked to discover that they are the reincarnated forms of eleven killing machines...and Soul Society has deemed them dangerous. Beware of chapter 7. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,115 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Experiment by Sillabub7 reviews
After an experiment caused by Mayuri Kurotsuchi, most of the Gotei 13's captains have been turned into children! What horrors will ensue? And can he create a cure before it's too late? Takes place shortly before the beginning of Bleach. Now complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Surprise Attack by Rainb0wNinja reviews
Rangiku is bored and decides to go visit Gin. Hilarity ensues. Involves Rangiku's lovely assets and an OOC Gin. Boredom is a dangerous thing indeed.. Rated T for the obvious reason of Rangiku being..herself and Gin swearing lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Destructions of Zangetsu's Poles by Kuro-Hollow-Neko reviews
Hichigo wants to destory Zangetsu's pole, and Ichigo agrees to help. However, this idea turns out worse than expected, with a really annoyed Zangetsu... And other stories involving Zangetsu's poles being destoryed. NO YAOI!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
What A Cute Little Baby! by swirlheart reviews
A requested fanfic. Fun and random in its own way - A strange guy named Checkers is turning everyone into toddlers! Why? Read and find out why! About Toshiro and Byakuya mostly, but others to come :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,435 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, Byakuya K. - Complete
Dang, This is Fun! by LilMissCellist reviews
Me, my friend, and my little bro all get sucked into Bleach. Why? I don't know. I was bored. But I do know one thing: Dang, this is fun! Rated T for language. Ya, I know, crappy summary. Just read it before Grimmjow goes all crazy on ya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011
Hollowfied Seireitei by ScorpioGrip reviews
When Ichigo is dared by Shinji to walk around the Soul Society FULLY Hollowfied, what madness will it unfold? WARNING: INCLUDES MADNESS, OOC, AND JUST PLAIN INSANITY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Shinji H.
Air Ichimaru Gin by Writer's-411 reviews
Gin is bored and discovers basketball on television. Now he wants to start his own team with the Espada, so he decides to study up on basketball. The Espada, especially Grimmjow and Nnoitra, aren't very happy. Find out what Gin has in store for them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Smile by Keynn reviews
She punched him. Laying on the ground, Shinji got a glimpse at one of those rare smiles. Right side up on an upside down face. Shinji grinned, he was good with backwards things. - ShiYori
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Itzy Bitzy Baby by evilpinklollipop reviews
A girl wakes up after an accident to find herself in the body of a baby Cybertronian. Believing she's in a coma, she doesn't think too much into it. It's a nice dream to be smothered by huge, metal robots after all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,055 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Optimus Prime
Firsts by starah reviews
Set after the manga finale: Seiji and Midori experience their first of many things as they try to cope with certain issues that have cropped up since Midori left Seiji's hand, and some old enemies just haven't let Seiji go.
Midori Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist : A Summoning by Ice Vixen X reviews
Edward and Alphonse had finally started living their lives back in Amestris, but a new set of homunculi cause an unforeseen string of events that lead Ed back through the gate... and into what lies beyond. Rated for violence and Ed's potty mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,347 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward E.
The Last of the Grey by Gravity-Did-It reviews
Hundreds of years ago the evil of Galbatorix was foretold by the chieftess of the Grey Folk now the guardian chosen to protect Alageasia has been awakened, however she has no idea who she is. Eragon must teach her how to fight to save Alageasia. EragonXOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Twisted by SimpleRhapsody reviews
Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,665 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Serious Business by Bookwrm389 reviews
After that of course, it was impossible to take anything seriously. Very short, just-for-fun fic, involving a lecture from Roy, a gripe from Ed, and lots of laughs from a little hellion named Elysia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Roy M., Edward E., Elysia H. - Complete
Because it's Orange by KuroiWinter reviews
Rukia's viewed life in shades of black and white. But then she saw orange . . . and she wanted to eat it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Limbo Time! by Josatex reviews
Where do you think characters go between books? The Limbo Zone! In which Eragon is oblivious, Saphira should wash her mouth out with soap, Solembum has manic depression, Brom has a fixation with the word 'bloody' and Murtagh hates being called 'Murty'.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Eragon S., Elva - Complete
Through the Cold by St. Harridan reviews
Kenpachi and Yachiru spend the night in a cold, dark cave while it rains outside, and for once, he isn't the one who has to do the comforting. Pre-series.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
A New Year in a New World by Nitro Fury reviews
When a highly trained military Operative named Alex is sent to Hiccup's world, Alex is given the task to protect Hiccup. What chaos will ensue in this world, and what will happen when Romans come to take Hiccup & Toothless. T - Mild language
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Upper Michigan's Diary by gooblygook reviews
A first hand look at the life of the lonely Upper Michigan, Alice. This is her Diary blog, affectionally nick-named Tohru after the manga character, Alice records daily life and of course, posts videos of her and the others states. Rated T to be safe. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011
Golden Slumbers by InfernumEquinomin reviews
Beatles Tribute the LAST! A short sweet vignette about a father's love for his bloodthirsty daughter... Zaraki and Yachiru focused, theme: growing up.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Planet of the Apes: After 113 by DarkHero87 reviews
I was alone. Or so i thought. I soon realized, they were watching me. She was human, just like the others. But why did she seem different too him? Ceasar/OC R&R please!
Planet of the Apes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/16/2011
Love Me, Hate Me, What Do You Know About Me? by animalllover reviews
Katara gets captured by Zuko after he ambushed the GAang, Zuko takes Katara on his ship, but she will not go down with out a fight. Love, Deception ,and Betrayal. Rated T for language, sexual scenes, and intense violence. ZUTARA all the way! R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Katara, Zuko
A Soft Spot by A Sweet Catastrophe reviews
Buccaneer/Catherine Armstrong. Captain Buccaneer finds himself in the Armstrong mansion after a mission to Central with the Major General and encounters the shy pianist of the family.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Buccaneer - Complete
Stargazing and Questions by Araedia reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi, THE Zaraki Kenpachi, the one who was the object of scary stories that mothers told their children, the devil incarnate... did not tell bedtime stories. Definitely not bedtime stories about rabbits. Father-daughter fluff fic!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Nobody's Baby by Red Dahlia reviews
After a routine mission in the Rukongai takes an unexpected turn, can Shunsui and Nanao repair the distance between them? Spoilers for the Soul Society Arc. Shunsui x Nanao. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
The Better Man by Wonderstorm reviews
Set between "The Western Air Temple" and "The Firebending Masters." Zuko and Sokka have an important question to answer: Just which one of them is the better man?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Missing Something by Aracil reviews
A twoshot with a prelude. He always had that feeling, for as long as he could remember, the feeling that something really important was missing. A Sai is reincarnated fic. Hikaru/Sai, but nothing outward.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Fujiwara no Sai, Hikaru S. - Complete
Hinamori's Cookies by Oblights reviews
When Byakuya suffers once Hinamori declares revenge, one knows danger lurks. But only with the puppet strings of lunacy, lust, and lies can one achieve the true evils wrought by manipulation - and not even Renji could know how well.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,857 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/2/2007 - R. Unohana, Byakuya K., Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Etched by TheRescuer2 reviews
"But they don't just hit you. They basically put you under this bright blinding light and strip you down, finding every flaw of your body to make fun of. Up and down, up and down is how their eyes go every single day." One-Shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
But it Tastes Better when you make it! by evilanimeangel reviews
Just and EdWin drabble. Enjoy and R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Creative Visualisation by DainoChild reviews
AU, EdVy. Ed receives an English assignment to write a creative visualisation of a goal he'd like to achieve and how he'd achieve it. He gets a bit carried away describing his goal: seducing Envy Alighieri. Which isn't a problem, until Envy reads it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Shape changer by fanmanbookman reviews
this the story of Liza from our world, she is thrust into the world of Eragon and most cope with her new abilities and powers. not good at summarys so jsut read it EragonOOC, Murtagh wont be in it alot... review please good or bad dont care.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Likeness by Bookwrm389 reviews
One morning mere hours before an inspection, Roy is amazed to receive absolute proof that his young subordinate is growing up. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Red Balloon by Braushe reviews
Roy is dying, and Ed doesn't want to accept the facts. Character Death, RoyEd. Rated for... death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Puppeteer by Not Short. Just Fun Sized reviews
When FMA fan Rin Almirez makes paper cut outs of her favorite characters and acts out unimaginable scenes, they ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE FMA VERSE! Can Ed, Envy, Al, and the others stop the "Puppeteer" from destroying their lives? Some EdxEnvy; T for swears
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Edward E., Envy
Tricks of the Trade by Sapphire Insanity reviews
A bored Fullmetal Alchemist is never a good thing, as Mustang is quickly learning.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
FullMetal vs The Flame by xXDrowningInChocolateXx reviews
Edward insists Roy was asking for it and that he deserved it.I don't know about that, so we'll let you decide, but one thing I DO know, is that Roy Mustang will not calling Ed short anytime soon-no Ed I'm not implying you're short,I promise.Language alert
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Just Between Us by Bookwrm389 reviews
Everyone in Briggs has secrets; things they would rather keep under wraps for one reason or another. But Buccaneer's story of how he lost his arm is not quite what the Elric brothers expected. Slight Olivier/Buccaneer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Olivier A., Buccaneer - Complete
By The Light Of The Moon: A Story Of Redemption by fandomfatale reviews
Ozai/Yue. Yeah, you read that right. Ozai doesn't have much more to do in his jail cell than stare out of his window at the moon. Does it stare back? How will it change him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ozai, Yue - Complete
The Yachiru Theory by keikopanda102 reviews
Kenpachi Zaraki's zanpakto just will not cooperate with him! He's tried everything; meditation, force, cunning, and nothing has worked to unlock his swords true potential. What is he missing? What must he do? And what does Yachiru have to do with it? KxY
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,744 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Phoenix at Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS preslash, AU. Severus will go to the ends of the earth for his Potions ingredients if he has to. But the top of a very high mountain is preferable, even if Harry Potter is living there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
White Moon, Black Sun by DemonicDragoness reviews
There is a bond between a shinigami and a zanpakutou, a bond that waxes with trust and wanes with betrayal, that rises with death and sets with rebirth. ZanIchi. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
See Through Lead by Saffronica612 reviews
Megamind/Roxanne, as seen through the eyes of MetroMan. He had eyes that could see through lead, and he could see from the beginning that they were meant for each other.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Metro Man, Roxanne R. - Complete
Markings by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Grimmjow/Ichigo. Grimmjow fought everything, including death, but no action is without a consequence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,993 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love and Truth by HoPeLeSsRoMaNtIc-29 reviews
Having returned Al to his body, Ed's free to live his life as "The Alchemist for the People". However, when Ed returns to Resembool in hopes of confessing to Winry he finds that she has got herself a boyfriend. Can he win her love or is it too late?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Usopp is a liar by New Neon reviews
Usopp, Luffy and Chopper set off on a doomed quest to discover what's really under Sanji's fringe, gradually dragging the rest of the crew into their quest with them. A response to the one piece kink meme, no pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Usopp - Complete
Beach Day by Raykushi reviews
Hikaru's class takes a field trip to the beach, but Sai seems particularly uncomfortable today. Drabblefic, done for the HnG Dreamwidth Drabblefest. Word count: 898
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Growing Pains by Screaming Argonaut reviews
Despite his height, Little Edward had to grow up at some point right? This is a series of Awkward Parental stories about Ed's growing pains.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E.
Customs by Bookwrm389 reviews
Over a dinner of Xingese takeout, a casual inquiry about earrings leads to a debate on the pros and cons between two different cultures. Lanfan doesn't think she'll ever understand how Ling's mind works.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Lan Fan, Ling Y., Foo/Fu - Complete
How To Train Your Werehog by skitzoism reviews
Shadow sighed, knowing he'd have a few new additions to pick up at the store: 1 One massive, steel beam cage. 2 One very large, unbreakable muzzle. And 3 A way to stop his Werehog from humping his leg. What a shopping list...SONADOW. IN CURRENT HIATUS.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,066 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sonic, Shadow
Let Me Help You by Raicheru reviews
Ichigo drags himself home after battling hollows all night and Kon just wants to help. He contiues to care for the exhausted soul reaper when it looks like it may take more than a good night's sleep to heal him. KonxIchi- Fluffy, mildly suggestive
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kon, Ichigo K.
Please Shoot Me Now by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
Arashi was perfectly happy. She didn't ask for the Furher to give her a 'special' job. She didn't ask for that job to be guarding the 'very special' Zolf J. Kimbley, the Crimson Alchemist. Oh, she definately didn't ask for any of that. KimbleyxOC, RoyxOc!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kimbley, Roy M.
Bedside Manners by Thorn In Your Side reviews
In the hospital after the fight with Barragan, Soifon looked at Omaeda Marechiyo's lips. Was it love that bubbled up inside her, or just the overwhelming desire to beat the living daylights out of her subordinate?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Suì-Fēng, M. Ōmaeda
Chocolate by NICHA reviews
"You are as sweet as chocolate..." Shounen-ai-ish...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Dordonii, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Magical Mystery Bunnies of Wave Country by Lil' DeiDei reviews
While training in the forest on Wave Country-what the heck is that doing there?-, Kakashi kills many bunnies and his students sweat-drop. A lot. Contains references to drugs and bunny deaths. A CrackFic for Earth Day. Love Mother Nature. Hug Trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Daddy Complex by DainoChild reviews
100% pure CRACK. Cruisin' for an awesome babe and a legendary night, Barney spots a hot girl by the counter. Except that's no girl. That's Edward Elric.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Barney S. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Cop Out by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Life sucks for Sasuke - he has to take on Naruto, the cheeky troubled teen who keeps getting arrested, to live with him. So whats the blonde hiding? Sasuke as a policeman has to find out. But does hate turn in to love for both of them? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,824 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Lady's Prerogative by Netrixie reviews
A lady’s prerogative is a woman’s ability to, at a certain time of month, get a male to do anything for her. Even lay off fighting with their avowed enemy. Drarry pre-slash if you squint. HGRW, GWMC, humorous crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Know by Ceville reviews
He often watches her while she sleeps. Sebastian takes a moment to reflect over his feelings for the little mistress he serves. girl!Ciele/Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Coffee by lazaefair reviews
There's plenty of time left tonight / I promised I'd have you home before daylight. Ahkmenrah/Larry UST. Do not read if you do not like gratuitous coffee drinking.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Thought That'd Shut You Up by madbutterfly reviews
The first thing Edward Elric did was track down Roy Mustang, storm into his office, and kiss him square on the lips. Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love by lulucute reviews
Kiyone discovers her true feelings for her Taicho tastefully done I should think
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - J. Ukitake, Kiyone K.
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Edward vs Edward by Amaz.Awes.Vert.Chall.Nerd reviews
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen, the Ultimate Showdown! oneshot crack fic! please R&R
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Wedding Bells by Stormgirl415 reviews
It's that special day for Roy and Riza...anything can happen today, right?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki by Leaf-san reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The Worst Part About It by Starlightlovesya123 reviews
He gently, ever so gently, lifted the blanket...so he could see..." A SilverxAmy one-shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Silver, Amy - Complete
Sport by DarkToLight reviews
Soi Fon is on a mission. Her objective? Juushirou Ukitake, of course. -UkiFon, UkitakexSoi Fon- -romance is only light-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Suì-Fēng, J. Ukitake - Complete
Byakuya's Problem by GrnEydDvl reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya had a problem. It wasn’t really that serious of a problem, but it was a problem nonetheless. He had injured his foot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Boy Talk by zala123attha reviews
Roy Mustang and Ed complain about Riza and Winry's abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 4,999 - Follows: 842 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Wrong Number by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
A Sense of Loss by fionawatsan202 reviews
Yet another Silvamy poem....! Amy and Silver live in different times and different worlds. Maybe it's meant to be that way.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Amy, Silver - Complete
Deon by Lambotrist reviews
You all remember Don Kanonji right?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - D. Kanonji - Complete
Howl by Sirona reviews
Renji and Zabimaru. There are some things you just don’t share with anyone else except your zanpakutou. And then only because you don’t have any other choice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Renji A., Zabimaru - Complete
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Bath Time by Aidan Notfilc reviews
Its another lame D-rank mission for team 7. Their washing dogs. Kakashi's dogs. Silly drable I came up with when washing my own dog. Full of team 7 love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
irresistible by incandescens reviews
Nanao certainly does not share the previous vice-captain's reading tastes. Or won't admit to it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
A Case of the Sniffles by Featherz reviews
Gin doesn't feel so good and it's left to Ran to look after him. GinxRan oneshot, pure fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 535 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light Sleeper by flowerofsin reviews
A bit of fluff. Wonderweiss watches Tousen sleep.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Tousen K., Wonderweiss M. - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Rain by fLakt reviews
Zangetsu hates when it's raining in Ichigo's inner world. Some sort of IchigoxZangetsuxHichigo, POV Zangetsu
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu - Complete
Do I love Myself? by Kii Wii Fr00t reviews
Ichigo's in a dilemma. He's having thoughts he shouldn't be, about someone he shouldn't be. Is this wrong? IchigoXZangetsu yaoi. Why not have a try eh?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Rescheduled Appointment by MisterBunny reviews
Kakashi's checkup, which was rudely interrupted by some unfortunate events, has been rescheduled! And let me tell you, is he dreading every last second of it...but why? Could it possibly be that he's a bit of a scaredy cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Envy by Sasukes Half Eaten RiceBall reviews
An envyed poem. talks about envys and eds relationship. much better than it sounds PLEASE REVEIW. warningsimplied sext to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Its Name by IrkedIndeed reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/1/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
When Perverts get Caught by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Kakashi and Jiraiya get caught spying on Sakura and Tsunade at the hot springs. The girls decide to get revenge by spying on them in turn… ON HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Blindfold by Elric-Chan reviews
Mustang's got a blindfold... and evil plans. [edxroy oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Little Girl Crush by Pande-chan reviews
Ururu's thoughts and feelings about one Kisuke Urahara.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Ururu T., K. Urahara - Complete
Absolut Gin by Nara Merald reviews
Only one thing could bring Kira, Zaraki, Kuchiki Byakuya, Yachiru, Abarai, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Hisagi, Hinamori, Nemu and Mayuri to gossip together: An incredible, inexplicable phenomenon affecting all who reside within the Gotei 13...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2007 - G. Ichimaru, Yachiru K. - Complete
Pale Colored Irises by kawaii-kirei reviews
Edward Elric is a blind sculptor, and his new project is Roy Mustang. [RoyEd, yaoi]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
13 Crayons by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot] Yachiru has 13 crayons, each of a different colour, and with these 13 crayons, she'll use them on the 10 portraits...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
The Phoenix’s Choice by BajaB reviews
Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
The CopyNinja Gives Naruto a Spanking by Croup reviews
Naruto acts like naughty brat while on a mission, so Kakashi punishes him in a surprisingly traditional way... Giving him a spanking over his lap!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
the writing's on the wall by A Musing Cat reviews
someone wrote some very intresting graffiti on the wall of colonel mustang's office. now he's pretty desperate to find out who it was... oneshot, rated for saftey, implied shonenai pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Milk by kawaii-kirei reviews
Ed finally gets to drink milk. [RoyEd, yaoi]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Cherry by hyperdude reviews
Yaoi, RoyEd. While the members of Roy Mustang's jurisdiction take a break for eating cherries, Havoc discusses a legend about cherry stems, then issues a challenge that Edward cannot refuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Kakashi and Bubbles by evilsockofghana reviews
Team 7 is tired of their sensei being late and decides to do something about it.Short and silly. Warnings: Slight language and a naughty reference
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Prête à porter by HardlyFatal reviews
Ishida's making himself a pair of swim trunks, and Ichigo's falling to pieces. EveryonexIshida COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Uryuu I. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadows on the Walls by Distorted Pheonix reviews
In an alternate universe, Voldemort tells the world about the one wizard he ever admired.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Voldemort, Sirius B.
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The Writing on the Wall
Mustang receives a assignment from the military, but why did they pick him? And what are those scratches in the walls? Oneshot, COMPLETE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Roy M. - Complete
After the Storm reviews
Kimblee is sent on a mission to destroy the town on the next point of the national transmutation circle, Reole. Who knows what he'll find buried in the rubble of one ruined building? The answer may change his life forever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Kimbley
No Lying Allowed reviews
What happens if no one was allowed to lie? A lot of embarrassing secrets are revealed, that's what happens! Roy Mustang and Edward Elric have a contest to see who can tell the truth for the longest. Rated T because some...interesting questions. XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.