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Joined 03-31-11, id: 2815399, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 6 stories for Glee.

Hey, I'm a fried carrot. You can call me Nash. I'm a lady of class...just kidding lol I write porn and draw fanart.

If the words futanari and Girl Penis (G!P) don't interest you, Turn back now. Run.

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Ain't That a Kick in the Head by ElsBells reviews
On an abrupt, ill-advised vacation from Los Angeles, Rachel trips right into Quinn Fabray, a local shop owner in faded red shorts. It starts with surfboards and a jellyfish sting. Faberry AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,214 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Simple Parts by FlyingFleshEater reviews
That awkward moment when you travel thirty years forward in time and find out you're married to your high school nemesis? Yeah, it totally sucks...except...maybe it doesn't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,219 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] - Complete
Being Human by Guyana Rose reviews
Superhuman Quinn Fabray finds a human mate in Shelby Corcoran. Will the dubious Noah Puckerman and misguided Will Schuester foil Quinn's plans to claim her bride? Or will Quinn find a way to take what's rightfully hers? Girl!peen Quinn. Smutacular.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Quinn F., Shelby C.
Fabray's Way by ReaperLuca reviews
Rachel Fabray always got what she wanted. Including Quinn. A.U. warnings inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 151,713 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Toxic by Empty Pen09 reviews
A decade ago Quinn Fabray walked away from everything. Her friends, her family, and her girlfriend Rachel Berry. Now a successful doctor she comes face to face with the girl she left behind and the consequences of leaving without saying goodbye. Future Fic. Warning* Unhealthy relationship alert!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,545 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Your Wayward Girl by el.abstracto reviews
The drunken one-night stand that wasn't. Faberry Week day 3 .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,195 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Reliance by Andie404 reviews
Written for Glee Kink Meme prompt. World War 2 AU. Rachel is a prostitute in a military brothel, and Quinn is an SS Officer who visits her. g!p. dubcon. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Maybe Something in the Water by ValidEntry reviews
Rachel must know Quinn's secret. But she might have a surprise for Quinn as well. Pure, pure, pure crack.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Ensnared by Despair by K'sChoiceofAFI reviews
AU. Rachel and Quinn used to date until Quinn dumped her at Nationals without telling her why. When she drops off the radar all summer and comes back to school with a new attitude Rachel has a feeling things are going to get worse before they get better.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 235,137 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
like a moon on water by WaveGoodbye reviews
If you asked anyone they would tell you that Quinn hadn't really changed that much at all. Anyone but Rachel Berry. Post OMW
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,984 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Alphabet of Rachel Berry by meremortal2k3 reviews
were!peen weirdness. All mistakes are my own, especially concerning the religious/mythological content and the hour or so I spent on research.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,788 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Hard to Show You by ValidEntry reviews
Quinn has a g!p. What does that have to do with Rachel?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I Hate Rachel Berry by RedYellow11 reviews
"Rachel grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me in for a kiss. That had been about the last thing I'd been expecting. The only thing I'd expected less was the way my body reacted to having Rachel Berry pressed against me." Faberry, side Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,351 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Cheerio's & Froot Loops by G3n3ralRedfield reviews
Quinn is fresh out of Juvie for beating the crap out of Jesse St James Rachel's best friend Rachel is therefore not ecstatic to see Quinn starting her senior year at McKinley! Were peen, cos Someone said I wouldnt and I'm an ornery cuss that way!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 57,152 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
So Many Dreams on the Shelf by ValidEntry reviews
Quinn wants to forget she loves Rachel. Rachel wants to remember if she loves Quinn. - FABERRY
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,581 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Forcing You to Participate by dare121 reviews
Quinn has a g!p. Rachel doesn't want to lose her virginity to Finn so she asks Quinn to do the job. Quinn refuses, but Rachel can be very persuasive. Faberry. Smut. Don't read g!p if this isn't your kink, please.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Wait Let's Pray by wherethewindssigh reviews
Written for a prompt at glee kink meme "Hot and heavy make out session and Rachel grabs at Quinn's ass and she stops them to pray. Rachel is worked up and *something* about Quinn praying turns her on even more. She relieves herself. Please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
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Drunk Quinn Ate Rachel reviews
So, drunk Quinn ate Rachel. Rated G!P Warning: Faberry, underage drinking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Pretty Good Looking for a girl reviews
Quinn Fabray see-saws with self-preservation. Intersex G!P fic. Warning: Underage drinking/ drug use/ AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Light Squabbling reviews
Rachel really likes to push Quinn's buttons. Warning: G!P
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Sunday reviews
G!P Quinn misses church, but her guilty conscience keeps her away. Warning: If you hate 2nd person perspective, then stop, drop and roll. This isn't the fic for you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Lines Are for Fishing reviews
Sweet-talking like a bull in a china shop. Warning: G!P
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
This Protector reviews
Quinn is a dysfunctional, promiscuous drunk and Rachel tries to be there for her. Warning: G!P, underage drinking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.