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Author has written 11 stories for Merlin.
I'm from Ohio. If you don't like crappy weather with bad winters and suffocatingly hot summers, I suggest not living there. But on the upside, we've got some very nice hiking trails. Go to Virginia Kendell or Gorge Trails in northern Ohio if you're ever driving through. Virginia Kendell actually has a great little area that my family and I call 'the Mines of Moria' from Lord of the Rings. If you love Lord of the Rings, I suggest you check it out. By the way, Ohio is also the location of several Native American burial mounds such as the Great Serpant mound. I've never seen them myself, but I've seen pictures of them, and they're really cool.
That picture of a cute, fluffy, beautiful, gorgeous kitty? That's my cat.
There is something that you should know about my fine self: I have three, yes THREE!! personalities. It's weird, I can switch from one to another in the time span of no seconds at all. It can be very annoying, because I don't know which 'me' I am sometimes. Am I dramatic Me that talks in a veeery bad British accent and uses Old English dialect? Am I sophisticated Me that you can have a very serious debate with (which I usually win Muahaha!)? Am I nervous Me who gets socially awkward and nerve-wracking when I'm around people that I don't know? Sighs. 'Tis quite confusing, if I might say. Hey! That's dramatic Me.
Currently, I am obsessive about Merlin and Doctor Who. Love the stuff. It's awesome. Those Weeping Angels are soooo creepy, aren't they? I finally saw Merlin season 3, and I can't wait for season 4. Doctor Who season 6 is also on my list to watch. I was really disappointed when they replaced David Tennant with Matt Smith. I liked the 10th Doctor much better. Not that the 11th isn't good. He's just not as awesome...
I also lurrrvs Downton Abbey!!!!!!! It is the bestest TV show ever!!!!!
I think that dragons are just fantastic. So if I write a lot of dragon-oriented fanfictions, don't be surprised.
I am astonished at how few people have ever heard of the Arthurian legends. Having grown up on the stuff, I think that it's abominable to not have heard of at least the tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Even my good friends has never heard of them!!
I am awesome friends with TheJunebug1218, who is also my beta, and the awesomeness that is Cennamce. Also, Jedichild has some pretty cool crossovers that you should read. Don't forget to review for them!! They like it when you do.
Sophisticated Me says:
Yellow Journalism is one of my biggest pet peeves. If you agree with that, please copy and paste.
I really like the Black Eyed Peas's song Where Is the Love. It is now one of my favorite songs. I almost cried when listened to it because it is so true.
I speak a little bit of Greek. I can say 'good day' 'I am (name)' 'I am good (as in feeling well)' 'The Lord God our Father is good(as in moral)' and several other stuffages. Not very helpful stuff, or very impressive, but at least I can recite the entire Greek alphabet (alpha beta gamma delta epsilon dzeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega).
My alltime favorite book: To Kill A Mockingbird or possibly The Giver. Read them sometime.
The most dull, dry book I've ever read: It was a three-way tie between Robinson Cruso (actually never finished this one), Guliver's Travels (literature study Blech!), and, though it is very good, The Once and Future King.
Another book that is very interesting is The Scarlet Letter. It surprises many that an eighth grader did that as a literature study. I don't really know why...
Dramatic Me says:
Some people consider me crazy. Isn't that just so kind? I always knew that the world isn't as hopeless as it seems...
I do believeth that thou readers beith reading mine page...Or art thou?
How old beith I? Why, the answer beith rather simple: I beith two days older than I was upon yesterday's yesterday.
Hey, look! :
We're off to kill King Uther, the awful Uther of Camelot!!
YouTube Trolling Saruman if you're an LOTR fan. Absolute hilarity.
Also, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park is a very funny song.
Is there such a thing...
Is there such a thing
as a lively stick
or a graceful swan that is clumsy?
Is there such a thing
as a sweet, loving monster
or a four-eyed, cat-loving beauty?
Is there such a thing
as my big sister L*
or is true that I am going crazy?
Nervous Me says:
giggles nervously and stands in the corner
Stupid Quote of the Day:
"Is a butterfly a(n) A)insect B) reptile C) mammal?" "That's easy, it's a reptile!"
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that someone telling you that you're insane is a good thing, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you correct other people's grammar out of habit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever stayed up all night reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it hurts, to those of you who haven't)
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't look away during the scary parts of a movie even though you know you won't be able to be alone in the room for two weeks if you do watch, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate that boys will punch each other, beat each other up, and tackle one another, but are too sexist to lay a finger on girls no matter how much you annoy them, copy and past this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever copied and pasted so many things you don't know if you are repeating anything and copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.
If oyu can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
A word to the wise isn't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and give yourself a pat on the back.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. If you burst out laughing at that, Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're still reading this, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that honesty is important copy and paste this into your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you ever talk to inanimate objects copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Uther would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped over it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. (Jumping, by golly, gee wilikers!)
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
1. There is only one stable isotope for gold
"For God so loved the world He gave His only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16
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