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Hi! I'm AlexAngelHope123 and welcome to my profile! :) I used to be a huge Jonas Brother fan but yeah Naruto is the junk right now (NEW OBSESSION!! XDDD) And i'm starting to get into Black Butler and Bleach (I know i'm late but...yeah idk) I like to read, write(Not that good in my opinion), draw(Defiantly not good in my opinion), sing (Horribly my i add), dance, and cook (One of the ONLY things i'm good at -_-). Youtube is my life my favorite people on YT have to be Pewdiepie and Cry. Yeah Imma Bro :3 I have an over active imagination and it gets on my nerves sometimes -_- I am a random person and i'm super open minded! I'm in love with British accents and Japanese, Chinese and Korean stuff! My favorite shows are Naruto, Ghost Adventures, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Mythbusters, and crap like that! :D Thanks for visiting my profile and have a good day!
"Live Like you at the bottom, even if your at the top." - Kevin Jonas Sr.
"I keep pressing delete, but your still here." - Walmart T-shirt XD
"Sarcasm - Because beating the crap out of people is illegal." - Unknown
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege." - Unknown
"Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing." - Unknown
"If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question." - Unknown
"Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid." - Unknown
"The person who laughs the most, hurts the most." - Unknown
"FREE CCAAKE! FREE CCAAKE! no cake...no cake..." Mordeci and Rigby
"Dude don't!" "It's too late its already in motion." "WELL PUT IT OUT OF MOTION!" "You pissed me off..." - Mordeci and Rigby XDD
"Not settin' up the chaairs next time! Not settin' up the chaairs next time!" Mordeci and Rigby
"Hummus!" "Hummuss!" "Why are you guys yelling hummus?" Mordeci, Rigby and Benson
"Don't worry 'bout it Cry." Pewdie
"But daaaaaaad" "I DON'T CAAAARRRRREEE!" Pewdie
"Ain't no party like a Pewdiepie party!" Pewdie
"Awww I gotta die...Well it was good being on your team." *Dramatic Pause* "I love you." - Pewdie and Cry
"AHHHHHHHH! No no no no Senoritas everywhere." Pewdie
"AHHHHH! Penis!" Pewdie
"It's just you me and the loading screen..." Pewdie
" 'K. " Cry
"LOOK AT MY BLANKET!" Cry
"Hello Freind." Cry
Pewdie's Laugh! XDDD
Pewdie talking swedish! X3
Ghost Adventures Quotes :D
[During the daytime tour, Zak finds an old telephone and quotes a line from the "Ghostbusters" Theme]
Zak: [pretending to answer a call] "Who you're gonna call?" Ghost Adventures!...Yes?
[During the investigation, Aaron hears and captures a noise near him in a hallway.]
Aaron: [gasping] Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Oh, my God! No! No, no, no, no, no, no... Oh my god dude oh oh god."
[During the investigation in the Goldfield Hotel, Zak and Nick navigate through a dark basement and hear mysterious noises.]
Zak: Okay, we hear you!...We hear you! And we don't think that you're a very nice spirit because you're-you're making not-noises—you're throwing shit!...But we have no fear of you!...Okay? We have absolutely no fear you!...Nick, you're going in there first?...You want me to go in?...Is that you, making all that noise?
Nick: This is the room.
Zak: What room?
Nick: Been talking about.[Zak enters the room first.]
Zak: Is that you making all the noise?[Apparently, a brick on the floor takes flight, and wooden boards leaning on a wall tip over and land.]
Zak: Holy s*t! Holy s*t! Oh, my God! Holy s*t!...Stop! Stop!...Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!...
(With Ghost Adventures one minute your scared crapless then your laughing so hard you fall off the bed or chair your sitting in XD)
-I saw this on CNN a few days ago. In New York these cops freaked out. They shot at this guy 15 times 'cause they thought he was holding a grenade. HE WAS EATING A PEAR!! How do you fuck that up?! Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH!" *throws pear* "THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!"
-So I'm hanging out with all my buddies and um... I realized something. Think of the group of people you've known the longest in your life. Think of the group of friends that you've hung out with the most. Maybe you are all here tonight. And this is what I've realized. I had an epiphany and here it is right here. There's one person in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. You basically keep them there to hate their guts. When that person is not around your little base camp, your hobby is cutting that person down. Example: Karen is always a douchebag. Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. And when she's not around you just look at each other and go: "God Karen, she's such a douchebag. Until she walks up and then you're like: "Hey what's up Karen? Kaaaaren, what's up Karen?" There's always that one person and I'm looking out and some of you guys are like: "Hmmm, I disagree." Well you're the person...* Audience laughs*...you're the person nobody likes."
-You know I am glad he is an atheist. Because wouldn't it be great that while he is doing his little tree thing, i know they do a lot of work with breezes, through the woods a huge sweaty guy with an ax comes long, sees him " chop-chop", puts a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throws him into a sawmill and grinds him up " NEEEEEEEEEEE", then you pound him down into paper, and once he's paper, you print the Bible on him.
-Just go to an airport, stand in front of a person who is waiting for their flight, and stare at them until they notice you are there. When they look at you, just say "Don't get on the flight" and walk away. You know they're sitting there going "I don’t think I should get on this fucking flight.. I think an angel just told me not to get on this flight.. Thank you angel wearing jeans!"
-When i was a little kid i used to have crazy dreams because uh, well do you remember that nestle's quick? You know the powder you'd put it in your milk and stir it for like 30 minutes and no matter how hard you f*ing...there was still chunks of powdery magma that would float up and explode in your eye while your trying to drink. Take a sip *Puhh* uhh god d* Sam missiles just blew up in my eye! The movie Dune is in my chocolaty drink! I don't like when the movie Dune is in my drink..! Crazy. When i was like 5 or 6 years old i took the powder and *Sniff* and i snorted it. Cuz i heard about speed so i though speed, quick maybe there's some kinda conn-ection... Conn-ection...*Laughs* So then i would have F*ed up dreams cuz i was all hopped up on the Q as we called it on the street..*Laughs*
-I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when i was a little kid used to actually totally give me nightmares. Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? Where that-no- That big talking bowl of punch he would come crashing through your f*ing wall in your living room. You wouldn't even know just *Boooom* OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! right and all the little kids are all excited like "YES! YES!" and then they would all drink out of him after debris fell in his open...dumb head. He would pour himself OH YEAH! OH YEAH! Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that...! I don't like when juice wears tights...! It's a horrible combination juice wearing tights. F* drinking out of him if that was me i'd be like: "No, no, no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work! He's gonna beat me with a belt, hes not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here! You stupid, idiot! Yeah coming through the wall is real f*ing cool! Using the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink...! Don't touch me you giant beverage...! You are sweating or condescending i will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top heavy...! You glass b*! You glass bastard..!" OH YEAH! OH NO. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOL-AID. OH YEAH? No. No. OH YEAH? No. *Laughs*
-We had Monopoly, everybody did. No one liked it. Even if you think you liked the game you didn't. And it's simple why, two and a half hours into a game this is all you'd hear... [boom] Fuck this game! It's four in the morning grandma, you win! I'm sitting on Baltic with crack. I'm paying luxury tax up the ass! And I hate it when you're the banker. Where did you get the pink fifties from your cheating whore. Don't fucking touch me grandpa! Nana, is a cheating whore! I should cut your head off with the little doggie. We were so poor growing up, that little iron, we had to use that little iron. It's not funny. Takes a long time to iron a shirt with that tiny little iron. Sss. Oww. Sss. Ooo hot.
-I took a ladies order one time I'll never forget this I go "Mam, that'll be three seventy five, drive around". And there's like this long pause and she goes... "Where do I go?". Where do you go? You follow the one fucking road your on to me! Where do you... OK "Mam, you're gonna go to the Texaco station and take a right, go five an a half miles south east and your gonna see a guy in a yellow Poncho, his name is Hank he'll take you to the Whopper lair... That's where you go!" And you've got ten minuets to get there or we take your food!
-I'd like to have some kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids. I think naming then, that's going to be fun. What ever the names you come up with that's exciting right there. You get to both decide. It's like a little game. I already have names picked out, first kid boy or girl I don't even know, the first one that comes out I'm naming him Hrrrrrrrr. I think it's beautiful, it's feminine but it's strong at the same time. Time for bed Hrrrrrrrr... I said time for bed HRRRRRRRR! No cookies HRRRRRRRR! Typical Hrrrrrrrr! Daddies on the phone Hrrrrrrrr. Daddies on the phone. I'm gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon, I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'd be great. You'd be like Optimus Prime come here for a second. You sit next to Megatron we're gonna have a chat right here. I am the Cobra commander- HRRRRRRRR, I said no cookies!! This fucking HRRRRRRRR is driving me up the fucking wall! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAARH!
-"I would never commit suicide, but if i did i wanna do it in front of a lot of people and then yell something really weird right before i did it just to mess with all the people that witnessed it, you know what i mean, like go in front of a group of people with a gun and just be like WHO F*ING FARTED!?!?!?*BOOOCSH* blow my head off."