JDeppIsMyLovely
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Joined 03-31-11, id: 2815821, Profile Updated: 05-17-12
Author has written 15 stories for Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

Heyyy :)

I'm Currently writing my story Sweeney's Opportunity, The Sweeney Todd Lyrics/character story-things, A story involving spending a week living with Mort, Jack, Sweeney and Edward, *given up on the Sly Cooper fics...lack of time and inspiration* AND NOW: I am working on several Harry Potter fics and guess what? I've got a Dramione going! I know what you're thinking: DRAMIONE?!? MALFOY AND OUR LOVELY HERMIONE?!?! I know, I know. BUT They are all right as long as you don't bash Ron because he doesn't deserve it :)

Loves: Johnny Depp, Tom Felton, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Secret Window, House, Sly Cooper and a million other things!

I cant draw to save my life (except Dinosaurs...I've Sweeney Toddized one and it was amazing XD)

I want to be a writer and write a book and turn it into a movie (starring Johnny of course!)

I will publish my nonsense as soon as I can and I love you, yes you. The kid who is reading this right now. I. Love. You. :)

sincerily, someone who cant spell sincerily right even though they have used it since 3rd grade. :)

GUESS WHAT?!? I'm a beta reader now! :)


If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself more than your friends, copy this to your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile

If while reading someone's fan fiction you LOVED it so much that you wanted to track that person down and give them a flying-takle-hug to show how much you loved their work copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profie

If you believe Death Eaters are real and think they are plotting against you right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against the Death Eaters, paste this onto your profile

If you wanna be a Death Eater, be related to one, or just want to meet one, paste this onto your profile

If you had more than one dream about Harry Potter and wished it was real when you woke up (even if it was about Death Eaters attacking and killing you) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you panic everytime they serve something meat at school because you believe there's a person in it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wanted to murder Toby for killing Sweeney, yet wanted to murder Sweeney for killing Mrs. Lovett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it.

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IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGES, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

IF YOU ARE PROUD OF WHO ARE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU LIKE YOURSELF JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile. (Cereal is evil)

If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names ( hehe ) for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you say "Accio Double Stuff!" every time you eat a Double Stuff Oreo, copy paste this to you profile

If you didn't (and still sorta have doubts because it's just ridiculous) believe Sly Cooper was a virgin when you first read/were told this, copy paste this to your profile

If you are in love with Joe Walker's Voldy/Umbridge, copy paste this to your profile

If you think Carmelita needs a shirt and Sly just needs a pair of pants, copy paste this to your profile

If you have ever wondered what Josh would think about Oprah's last season, Copy paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are against all forms of sparkly "vampire".

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time Judge Turpin says, Mr. Todd you think he'll say Mr. Potter

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think Captain Jack Sparrow would be a gangsta in this day and time.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think evil deserves to win sometimes; it works as hard as anyone else.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you watch Tim Burton movies just because you like deeply disturbing things.

If you know why the rum is always gone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've got a jar of dirt and you know what's inside it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that life is for the alive, copy and paste this to your profile!

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!" Sweeney Todd.

a friend will plan ways to hurt the guy that hurt you. a best friend will actually do those plans.

a friend will bail you out of jail. a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "HELL YEAH!! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"

a friend will ask bout your romantic live. a best friend can blackmail you with it.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. a best friend will laugh at you and trip you again

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will let you win at video games. A best friend will kick your ass and cheer.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. ( almost all day)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the phrase 'Poor thing' you mentally or verbally add: "Ah, but there was worse yet to come, poor thing!" Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux. copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to perform "accio" or any other spell with a stick. copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional. copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time. copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you're different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects. copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

(\_/) Im Bubbles.
(='.'=)Copy & Paste Me On Your Page
(")_(")If You Are Against Animal Abuse

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this on to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this on to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me")

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this on to your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this on to your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

Those of you who agree when I state that Umbridge was a huge BITCH!! copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a "freak". If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person who called you a freak, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"They say, 'Guns and wands don't kill people. People kill people.' Well, I think the gun and the wands help. If you stood there and yelled BANG or AVADA KADAVERA, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Copied from Laya14's profile:

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? (this is for you sclover4520!)

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

Normal people worry me.

Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you like Hot Topic better than Abercrombie and Fitch copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

If you go to other people's profiles just to look for stuff to copy and paste into your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried yourself to sleep when Johnny Depp got married, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laughed victoriously when you found out Johnny Depp's marriage was just a stupid rumor, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.(that is what i love about songs!)

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

A sane mind is a boring one.

If you’re IN but not OF this world, copy this into your profile.

If you're friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this into your profile. (at least, some of them)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( and my mind answers XD)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, siriusblackrox123, laya14, JDeppIsMyLovely

If you know there is a difference between a British and an Australian accent and YOU CAN TELL, copy and paste this on your profile.


P.S. My editor/ Very Best Friend is sclover4520!! (she's not a Sweeney Todd Girl but a Sly Cooper Kid! Which is a video game for playstation..It's rather good so you should play it if you ever get the chance XD)

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Left Behind by fleeting-glances reviews
One year can change everything. And Hermione thinks one year sharing a dorm with the new Head Boy, Malfoy, will be akin to torture. Left behind at Hogwarts by her friends, can she get used to the idea of living with a Slytherin? Could she even fall for one... or maybe two? And with her love of definitions and clarity, how can she cope as her love life gets messier and messier?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 207,879 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N.
The Secret by SilverMuggle reviews
Hermione Granger finds out a secret that will change everything she knows about her beloved Wizarding World. It is also one that brings her both great pain and...an odd sense of fulfillment. But she finds, in the midst of a terrible war, she isn't the only one with secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,893 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z.
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,019 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ice to Fire by simplydoitbest reviews
Dramione. His life is hurling towards the inevitable. He was taught to hate her , could he get away with lusting after her? What happens when they begin to fall for eachother at the worst possible time, some smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,993 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Stupid Law by The-True-Slytherin-Princess reviews
Our favorite Harry Potter gang returns for their 8th year at Hogwarts! But what's the deal with this Marriage Law business? And she got paired with who? Oh, man, looks like they'll never get a quiet, drama-free year at Hogwarts. BEING REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Blaise Z.]
Waiting for forever by ShayleeRae reviews
Hermione's always been in love with the Slytherin Prince even though she didn't let it show. Malfoy's a manwhore. Things change when she becomes Head Girl and he Head Boy and they have to live together. Will he finally return her feelings? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,556 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Amortentia by loutzy reviews
She shrugged and sat down on my unmade bed, grabbing covers and putting them over herself. Butterflies filled my stomach, and I smirked at the scene. Not in that way, you filthy minded freaks. Get your heads out of the gutter. Ron's pov/Hermione's pov. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,691 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Known Unknowns by Lucifera.Malfoy reviews
What happens when you mix an ancient marriage curse, a psychotic killer and two childhood enemies? The answer is uncertain, but Draco and Hermione are about to find out... DH compliant, epilogue disregarded. Also, HP/GW, PP/BZ, NB/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 226,067 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Behind the Mask by tookkia reviews
It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 201,628 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Come Away With Me by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
Started out as a oneshot, but now is becoming a chronicle of the month and a half before Harry arrived at the Burrow in the Seventh Book, From Ron and Hermione's perspective of course
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dance Partners by Alishajadex reviews
The Yule Ball is being held and the dance classes are being mixed up. Hermione ends up having to dance with Malfoy but what will happen when they get given homework to be completed together? DM/HG. GoF. Rated M for safe. R&R? INCOMPLETE WILL NOT BE FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
An Unexpected Twist by Mysterytears97 reviews
Draco and Hermione are appointed Head girl&boy, and are roomed together. unexpected things bring them closer...read to find out more. Will they fall in love? Or will they stay enemies? WARNING: RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND VIOLENCE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,629 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You can look, but you can't touch by Rawrrr-im-a-dinosaur reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger come back for their seventh year. They want each other but instead they both tease, taunt, and flirt, but they both swear it's nothing. Find out the different pairings inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Palatial Love by srrdk reviews
Dramione venture abroad for an excursion trip to, THE LAND OF BOLLYWOOD, INDIA! Enjoy this absolutely entertaining story with spicey and ROFL-worthy moments, to see how prejudices are overcome to achieve something greater - LOVE. Fairytale in palaces! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's Personal by Nutty Ashah reviews
What happens when Hermione Granger's diary falls into the hands of none other than Draco Malfoy? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Darkness in the Rising Sun by Grand Helios reviews
Sly Cooper has confessed to Carmelita, and re-joined his gang. The vixen was given a replacement, along with a case, concerning a yakuza gang in Japan. Apparently, she is starting to take a liking to him. How will this affect her relationship with Sly?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Sly C., Carmelita F.] OC
Say You Don't Want It by werty12 reviews
"I know your end of the bargain for doing all of my work. I'm going to teach you how to have fun, Granger, since you obviously have no idea how," Draco said with an annoying smirk on his face. "Get ready for the wildest time in your whole boring life."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13771 - Favs: 18,496 - Follows: 12,500 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rainbow by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweeney Todd Chatroom by InsaneObsessions reviews
So I just thought I'd do a Sweeney Todd chatroom thing, no idea why. :D I do not own Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/28/2011
The Princess and the Lawyer by pamelaisbadass reviews
Ron and Hermione's marriage has fallen apart. After Ron sets out harsh conditions for their divorce, Hermione turns to the best magical lawyer in all of London. That he's tall, blond and her childhood nemesis is just the icing on the pumpkin pasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,115 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How You Know by Reilly Black reviews
Dean mourned Cas when the Leviathans destroyed his body. Then he got a second chance to right the wrongs between him and his best friend when he found Emmanual. The only problem- Cas doesn't remember his past. When Dean tries to restore his memory, they make a discovery about Castiel's sexuality that prompts Dean to question his.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,899 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Critical by maraudersgirl47 reviews
Dean receives a phone call that elicits a response he's not so eager to repeat - seriously a panic attack? Him? Cas is in the hospital and his condition is critical. Dean and Sam spent the entire night on the road towards Idaho - everything just seemed to fall into place after that. Destiel/Oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Kevin T. - Complete
Is This What It Feels Like? by surrenderedwings reviews
The traditional senior year camping trip at Sioux Falls High. Dean Winchester finds himself sharing a tent with an awkward member of the well-known, rich Novak family, Castiel, and with that, both of them are obliviously falling and they only have each other to pick them up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
It All Started With a (Not So) Innocent Phone Call by casjoinedstarfleet reviews
Highschool AU. Cas and Dean have been dating for a while, even though both of their families disapprove. One night, Cas gives Dean a little phonecall surprise and kickstarts a chain of events that could possibly lead to unhappiness. Dean and Cas, tough and unwilling to lose their relationship, attempt to overcome all obstacles, even if that means running away...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Bright Eyes and Subtle Variations of Blue by fantasy elf queen reviews
Castiel has an accident as a child that lets him see people's auras. He remains antisocial until he is forced to attend public high-school senior year where he meets Dean Winchester, the boy who has the most beautiful and brightest aura Cas has ever seen.How can Cas stay away or even begin to understand the complexities of what builds such a beautiful soul?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,175 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Closer Then You Think by KeiraRizu reviews
High School A/U. Dean thinks the only person who gets him is his online friend, FallenAngel. Then he meets Castiel, and suddenly he's spending less time online, and more time getting to know the beautiful and broken boy. But what is it that Castiel is hiding? And why does he seem so familiar?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
The Thunder Between Lovers by Destiel and Sterek complete me reviews
Castiel is up one night when he hears a loud noise. He runs to Dean's room to make sure everything is okay. When he get's into the room, he get's more than what he expected. Takes place in the Bunker. Human!Cas. He has been with them in the bunker for quite a while.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Kiss the Cook by iamtheoutlaw reviews
Dean gets a new apron.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Bound By Fate v20 by soveryconfused27 reviews
Hermione and Draco are cursed on the Hogwarts train, and now cannot spend more than 5 minutes apart! Harry unusually upset, Draco unusually not like himself. Why? DMHG pairing. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,186 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Best Vacation Ever by Al Cooper reviews
Carmelita takes a cruise vacation to get away from work and stress but she gets a suprise when Sly shows up on the very same boat and makes her vacation a little more interesting.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C.
52 Ways to Please Your Partner by eminite reviews
You cannot hide your desires from the cards of love, nor can you deny them once the game is set. Though be warned: once a card is drawn your body will no longer be your own...but your partners to please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,527 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Public Relations by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Draco hates Hogwarts and his apprenticeship, but he needs to rehabilitate his image to get access to his trust fund. Faking a friendship with his new co-worker, Hermione, seems just the ticket. His plans don't quite work out as intended... (mature readers only, adult content)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,701 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Sweet Surrender by SammieJaneDrinksTea reviews
The war has ended and it's time to go back to school. Through new perspectives in life we find Hermione Granger befriending a slightly broken down and very confused Draco Malfoy. Just how has he changed and why? Could their friendship be real, could he be exactly what she needed when her now ex-boyfriend won't leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,192 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reflections by The Last Letter reviews
Sam Manson, new to Amity, is being bullied by the school's elite, including golden boy Danny Fenton. Her only comfort in is the ghost boy who saved her after a vicious ghost attack. As Sam falls deeper into the web of Amity drama, she is just struggling to keep her life afloat. DXS Image by Torosiken
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,503 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Proposition by DressagePunk reviews
Hermione wants a child more than anything in the wizarding world. Can she convince Draco Malfoy of all people to be the father? Albeit a removed one, or will he fight for more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,232 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
100 Ways to get Detention at Hogwarts by twistedartist reviews
A Dramione fic, constructed of snippet sized chapters. Rated M for later chapters. Some characters are OOC, this is A/U, and EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 38,712 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Hogwarts Idol by wizardsunlimited reviews
6 contestants. 5 Rounds. 4 hosts. 3 Judges. 2 Rivals. 1 Champion. Read to find what chaos ensue when 6 students are pit against each other in a...singing competition? Expect lots of humor and singing. Oh!, and hexes of course. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hermione G.
The Last True Crime by Angelos D. Wolf reviews
After revealing he has faked amnesia, Sly leaves Carmelita to finish one last mission in hopes that it will protect her so they can finally be together. The last thing he must do. The last loose end he needs to tie up. The Last True Crime.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 270,191 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Things Change by Endless Questions reviews
Voldemort is gone and the Trio is back for 7th year. Hermione has been chosen as Head Girl, and who better to be Head Boy than Draco Malfoy? Will sharing a dorm bring them together? Will things take an unexpected turn? How will they cope? M for content. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My take on Dramione xXx by Miss BlackAndWhite-X reviews
PreWar. Draco and Hermione have a secret relationship. Draco doesnt have the dark mark.He works as a spy for the order. Only he, Hermione, Dumbledore & Minerva know. He & Mione frinds secretly plot voldys downfall. Will they be found out? R&R!M 4 language. *Currently on hiatus*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
SC HOLIDAY: Sly Cupid by Kit-Karamak reviews
6th - and maybe final, I'm not sure - episode of my yearly Valentine's Day story. THE HONEYMOON... is just a click away!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Immeasurable Lengths Part I by Braelyn Briar reviews
High School is hard enough for most teenagers, but when your best friend is a super-powered half ghost who's day deals with science before lunch and the supernatural after, what's a girl to do? Oh, and being not-so-secretly madly in love with said best friend? Yeah, high school sucks. Part I is how Danny and Sam FINALLY get together. Part II is how they survive together.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,289 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The French Correction by CNLC0rpses reviews
When Balthazar zaps Dean and Sam into the parallel universe where their life is a TV-show, Dean finds himself to be in a very serious, very GAY relationship, with a tweet-happy actor, looking exactly like Cas. That may cause some trouble on the way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
SC HOLIDAY: A Cooper Christmas by Kit-Karamak reviews
Year SEVEN! I keep things short and to the point this year... it's possible, even this early into their relationship, that Carmelita might be willing to let Sly go 'back to work.' A good wife is always an understanding one, n'est-ce pas? Also, check out my bio-page for a link to my Work-In-Progress Original Novel! You can read the draft! Yay!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Reasons Behind It by ilostmyhogwartsletter reviews
sequel to "There's Always a Reason." Draco and Hermione are finally together and Hermione's rebuilding her friendship with Harry. Will things continue working out for them? Sorry, I'm awful at summaries. **Rated M for Language! No smut yet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5251 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden Friendship by Mysteryfawdot reviews
Hermione is forced to spend an hour with Draco everyday for a week after they both land themselves in detention - but they soon realise that they actually get on really well when Harry and Ron aren't around. What will happen when the detentions are over? And what complications will their new bond bring?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Relative Enchantments by Funkymonkey713 reviews
After a traumatic event and a dramatic change, Hermione finds out she's actually a Zabini? Her life goes topsy-turvy as she struggles with her new identity & her new relationship with her friends, her new twin brother and worse, her brother's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tending to Him by Alley Sajrob reviews
"So, what are you two now?" Harry wondered, glancing between Ron and me. As it turns out, I honestly didn't know. Ugh, that dream! Why did I have that dream? Nothing good came out of it. The only thing I am somewhat sure of is this: I think I'm in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sad Cases by Innocent Fox reviews
After the boat party, the lads still have another week on holiday, so naturally they come to learn more about the girls that charmed them. Run-ins with the law, angry restaurant owners and Mr Gilbert will only push them further. Will/Alison, Simon/Lucy, Jay/Jane, Neil/Lisa.
Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Will McK., Simon C.
Crossing the Threshold by MrsMalfoy288 reviews
Draco Malfoy has been chosen as Head Boy in his final year at Hogwarts. And just who do you think is Head Girl? Of course, it's that know-it-all Granger. So you know there will be plenty of bickering, arguing, and insulting coming their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Blonde and the Brunette by xBadxRomancesx reviews
Nellie and Ben had a daughter that Ben never knew about. And Lucy left Johanna in Nellie's care. When Sweeney comes home, they seem like one, happy family. But secrets, want for revenge, and romance may tear Sweeney Todd's family apart once again.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
You Know You Want Me by Muses-InspireMe-Daily reviews
Draco and Hermione story where Draco stuggles with his growing feelings for a certain headgirl... First fanfic please be gentle if you decide to review. Although any reviews will be greatly appreciated. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Pleasant Vacation by FreakyElla reviews
She left England over the holidays to have some alone-time. But on the shores of Puerto Rico Hermione isn't as alone as she might think...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,173 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How To Save A Life by PotterheadKitty reviews
Draco Malfoy's with Pansy Parkinson. Hermione Granger's with Cormac McLaggen. They both hate who they're dating. What happens when Draco and Hermione are put together-as Head Boy and Head Girl? Did somebody say sexual tension? I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. AN: By the way, I've changed the chapter names and the titles. (Used to be Set Fire to the Rain.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just Breathe by SeverusSnape'sDaughter reviews
What if it wasn't Harry who walked in on Draco talking to Moaning Myrtle? What if it was someone else, someone who would risk her neck to help? Dramione! Set during HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,084 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Shield by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE. Continuation of "Hermione's Web". Told from Hermione's point of view, it tells what happens after Lucius discovers that Draco is a traitor and in a relationship with a mudblood. Action, drama, romance, a wizard world war. Very, very AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,892 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A New Leaf by DLiz reviews
As the saying goes...It's time to turn over a new leaf. " You know I could sure wake up to this every morning" He said. "Hmmm...me too", she said as she snuggled closer to his body. " So... then why don't you?". R/HR:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Till it's gone by harRyY reviews
Hermione and Draco are both students at University when in a strange twist of fate they are made roommates. As time goes by the two start to see each other differently. But will the two value what they have before it's gone? Post Hogwarts. Some OC's
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,403 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sad FM by JustSuperMione reviews
Are you feeling unloved, uninspired and bored? The solution is here: the virtually undetectable, realistic daydream charm that lasts for thirty minutes. Set after the Christmas Interrupted series and Ron's confession... Hermione needs some cheering up at Christmas. Plays with what coulda, woulda, shoulda happened with her Ronnie without the 'Hermione snogged Krum' bellowing... HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sex and Love: Move Your Eyes Six Inches Up by lezonne reviews
Problems just keep coming don't they? Hermione's trying to keep a smooth steady relationship with Draco, but is he pushing for more? What's his secret? Sequel to Think With Your Head Not Your Dick; rated for same reasons **Photo not mine!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,260 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Making Up For Lost Time by xvladylanavx reviews
Final Battle is over. Harry has won. What happens when everyone comes back for their seventh year? Draco is head boy and Hermione is head girl. Things get messy when people start showing who they really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Super Bass by JoMo5666 reviews
Carmelita's high school crush show up at her door. Now She thinks she has found "the one".But not all is what it seems. And how will Sly feel? Bad summary. ALMOST DONE! XD if you don't review i don't update! This is still SClover i just changed my name!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
The Start of Their Relationship by Charmingly-Evil reviews
Mrs. Lovett catches a stranger's eye. Sweeney is not happy about this. So he gets into a bar fight with the man. Seriously injured, Mrs. Lovett is left to care for him. This is the start of their relationship. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
That Voodoo That You Do by CajunWitch reviews
Hermione is sick of being a wallflower and completely overhauls her image before returning to Hogwarts for her last year. Draco definitely notices and likes it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,178 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Healed by enter-a-world-entirely-our-own reviews
It's four years after the war and Hermione is broken and still having nightmares. Draco is cold and lonely and the only person that means something in his life is nearly taken away from him. With Hermione's help he may just start living again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,216 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Before I Fall by RorshachBrain74 reviews
By the time they realize that they're closer than they ever intended to be, it will be too late to quit. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,497 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
His Obsession by dracoforever1991 reviews
Hermione's childhood stalker, Micheal,comes back into her life after 6 yrs. But she has a new friend,Draco Malfoy. Now both of them must stop Micheal from carrying out his final plans for Hermione, while figuring out their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What A Feeling by mayajane reviews
Draco thought he'd have died in the war. Well he didnt and now he has to deal with his father's wishes and his future whether he likes it or not. Rated M for sexual content and language. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Most Awkward Conversation by actressen reviews
Some of the many characters that have been played by Johnny Depp meet at an unexplainable dinner party, and it just gets more awkward from there. Featuring Sweeney Todd, Jack Sparrow, Victor van Dort, Edward Scissorhands, the Mad Hatter, and Willy Wonka.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T. - Complete
Extra Credit by Typie8882001 reviews
What would happen if the Hunger games never existed? If Katniss, Gale and Peeta are just normal teenagers. What will happen when Katniss and Peeta are stuck together will they still end up together without the pressure of the games?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,073 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Guest Linens by forty-two dreams reviews
Why had Jay really decided to turn up? It wasn't like he could just say the truth, like a civilized friend, could he? Not that Will had any civilized friends, but he presumed they'd be much easier to deal with. In fact, sometimes Will liked to imagine he had a very considerate and cultured acquaintance called Steven who invited him around every Sunday afternoon for croquet.
Inbetweeners - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Will McK., Jay C.
Deep Down by Bellatrix Nellie Le-Lovett reviews
After Mrs. Lovett gets sick, Sweeney is left to take care of her. Will his true feelings for her come out? Is it for better, or for worst? Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
When Even Hogwarts Got Tired of it All by Artemis225 reviews
What happens to Hermione and Draco when even the School got tired of the arguing? Is there a bigger plan to it all though? Set during HBP through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,886 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Now Pronounce You Dramione by countrygirlemma reviews
When Ron files to have sole custody of their kids, Hermione's only choice is to marry someone so she can keep her children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Summer Vainglorious by rainingmercedes reviews
My own made up interactions between Katniss and Peeta before they leave for their Victory Tour in Catching Fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Things That I Know by Our Hearts Beat On reviews
What happens when Hermione and Draco become friends for a term and then Hermione changes her appearence getting alot of unwanted attention from the male population. How will Draco deal with his jelousy? Receently changed rating. M for swearing and such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'm married to who? by silver xxx reviews
Before Hermione Granger went to slept she was at hogwarts and hated Draco Malfoy more than anything but when she woke up the next morning she had finished school, she was one of the best healers in the wizarding world and she was married to Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Building a Life by redhead414 reviews
A 12 Part Epilogue to "It's All Uncharted."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,502 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Limited Lovers by justwinkie reviews
Draco and Hermione have had a secret relationship for years now, the war is over and they are attempting to get back into the swing of things. But can they work things out after everything that has happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deb Death by CajunWitch reviews
Hermione starts a new career as her alter ego Deb Death. Draco is becoming obsessed with Deb Death. Will he realize who she really is? Not series compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,139 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
New Love, New Feelings by torye reviews
It is Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts. The war is over and Voldemort is dead. What will Hermione do when her long-time enemy, Draco Malfoy, approaches her in a very intimate way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Advocate's Handwriting by Bex-chan reviews
Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Day is Dawning by Light of Polaris reviews
So here I was thinking that my life would be one big mushy, happily-ever-after now that Jesse had his body back. Nope. Ghosts apparently don't give time off to mediators with boyfriends. Just my luck. I'll never have a social life, will I? R&R!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S.
Wizards of the Caribbean: Time is on Our Side by Loony Luna Fan reviews
On a mission for the Ministry to replace the time turners, a quick trip to a sunny beach turns into a very long trip back in time. In the realm of petticoats and pirates, Hermione and Draco have to find their way back home w/o being made to walk the plank
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Inbetweeners Christmas Special by GirlWednesday reviews
Will and Alison invite the gang over for christmas dinner. What could possibly go wrong?
Inbetweeners - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Will McK., Simon C. - Complete
180 by Eternal Love Trance reviews
Carmelita begins acting weird, and Sly and the Gang don't know why. Untill she comes to them, not bearing her police badge. When Sly has a new teamate to train, things get pretty weird, and much more fun for the racoon.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Behind Bright Grey Eyes by imafuckingparadox reviews
We all have secrets. But who knew the most handsome boy in school had the biggest ones of all? "My façade was crumbling little by little. Soon Hermione would realise I was in love with her." Rated M for language and possible smut in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change of a Partner by The Gryffinclaw Princess reviews
The Golden Trio is back for their fifth year at Hogwarts,in Potions class everyone is assigned a partner. Draco is Hermione's partner. Everything well until Draco has to make the biggest decision of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Marriage of Truer Minds by Leafey reviews
He followed the list of names, like a prison scentence, with his index finger. He knew some of them, others he had heard of, but he stopped abruptly when he came to hers. It had to be a mistake, but there she was, in black and white. Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Call Me By My First Name by VoiceOfAngels1 reviews
Never did Hermione expect to be having divination tuition from her enemy. But somehow after that moment things seem to grow from strength to strength until they're new best friends. I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You Are Not Alone by Saving Angel reviews
When Hermione finds Draco alone and upset in the Prefects bathroom, her heart goes out to the lonely Slytherin. But with tensions about the war rising, will their friendship be threatened? What will happen to the strangest of allies? read and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Alligator Boots by Ellenore Carter reviews
Anyone ever wonder where when and why alligator clothing was invented? well here's one scientifically accepted theory... *New chapter on the invention of pencil eyebrows!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
It Will Not Last The Night by Defying.Expectations reviews
AU. Toddvett/Sweenett. What if Sweeney and Nellie's motives were reversed? What if the barber had been driven by love and the baker by revenge?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,466 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Is it Too Much, Haymitch? by King Paige Allen reviews
OneShot. Katniss has some womanly troubles in the arena and takes it out on Peeta... I own nothing. Reviews!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
New Role New Romance by RuneScapian reviews
Hermione and draco have to sort out the feud between Slytherin and Gryffindor, along the way Hermione loses some friends and gains new ones along with new enemies. But who can they trust and will they ever be more than 'just friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
laws, children and Malfoy by pennameavailable reviews
a new law causes a surprising marriage and a sudden future to be lived in now for 3 months to see how effective the new law works. rated M for future chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow by loveroffelton reviews
Eighth year and things begin anew. New friendships and new loves. But Hermione finds herself "reading" a new person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Head Games by Preciousgurl reviews
What happens when two heads AREN'T better than one...? Rated M for graphic rape memory in later chapter. Please read and review! Also: This story is currently undergoing some refurbishments! Review if you like the changes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sex and Love: Think With Your Head Not Your Dick by lezonne reviews
Hermione's in desperate need of a place to stay, she just never suspected her search would lead her to her husbands least favorite person, Draco Malfoy. But why can't Malfoy stop keep himself away her? Rated for smut/language/violence **Photo not mine!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,017 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Gonna Leave This Bed by PotterheadKitty reviews
Ron and Hermione are THE couple of Hogwarts. But remember, nobody's perfect. Meanwhile, Harry finds out that he is the only one that hasn't got laid yet. Maybe he and Ginny could change that. Lots of OOC! No Voldemort. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,221 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Must Die by AnotherJKRwannabie reviews
"You know what, its fine, you wouldn't have been able to make Draco Malfoy fall in love with you anyway." "Wait." I practically shouted "I'm in." The girls exchanged a victory smile. Oh Merlin, what have I, Hermione Granger signed myself up for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Time Is Healing by Shyra Rhoades reviews
It's sixth year and Hermione couldn't have a worse start. But, will things start looking up when Malfoy-of all people-is actually being nice to her? But what is he hiding, and why is he trying to protect her? Chapter 12 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,648 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hard Knock Life by The Spiny Butterfly reviews
After moving to a muggle suburb of London, Harry and Hermione find themselves with some odd, but familiar neighbors. The question is: What are Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson doing in a primarily muggle part of London? Dramione/Hansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Find A Way by Ms. Mollie Prewett reviews
Hermione and Draco hook up after a night of drinking, but it soon becomes much more than a one night stand, I changed the title because the story has grown and there are a lot of other fics called The Morning After
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
New Places by ClaireBouldwin reviews
Hermione moves into a new apartment at Harry's suggestion. But what surprises will await her there, and how will she handle them? OOC, rated M for later Dramione goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pursuing the Enemy by AcesUp08 reviews
He wasn't stalking her...he definitely wasn't obsessing over her..no he just cared about her well-being. Yes that was it and maybe if he repeated it to himself enough times he'd actually believe it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Status Updates by perichat reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Like In The Movies by LindaBabii reviews
Chapter 4 is up! If you keep pushing the arrow for the next chapter it is there. For some weird reason it seems like its not there, but it is! Thanks again for reading! :D
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Too much of a drama to be titled by LittleMissSuicide reviews
He's a compulsive liar when it comes to girls and sex. Even if he's acting all hardcore Jay still has a soft heart who seeks for some attention and love. And when he has a crush on someone he falls in love for real.
Inbetweeners - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Jay C.
We Could Never Be by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
Hermione is in a comfortable relationship with Ron, but lusts after Draco. Will one passion filled day with him alleviate her feelings, or deepen them? What happens when it sparks a fire inside Draco himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Kids Are Scary by DramioneForever123 reviews
There is a new parenting class at Hogwarts where each and every seventh year must act both like a parent and a child in a group of three randomly chosen people. Draco/Hermione Harry/Ginny Ron/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Gray by nomnomraptor reviews
Hermione Granger isn't a little girl anymore, and this time, Draco Malfoy has bitten off more than he can chew. Sworn enemies working together? Unfortunately, the enemy you know is never the one you need to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sweeney Todd Goes To School by SweeneyLovesMe reviews
What would happen if you woke up and Sweeney Todd was in your house-and it's a school day? Sweeney Todd Goes to School!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sweeney T.
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hidden Garden by petitesorciere reviews
Every single night, Draco is woken up by loud noises coming from Hermione's room. He knows she's up to something, even if she won't admit it, and he's determined to find out exactly what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A hint of hope by lost duckling reviews
Draco Malfoy is head boy and everybody hates him. he finds out the head girls secret, and will try his best to help her. Mentions Rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's my room! by Dutchygirl reviews
When Hermione suspects that Draco annoys her just to get her to move out of the Head Common room, she decides to reverse his plan... until it gets a little out of hand. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,252 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thrust Together by bluemione19 reviews
Hermione gets a letter in the mail. Marriage Law. The Ministry promised they would pair people who work well together. Will the promise be kept? Who will Hermione end up with? Rated M for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lying Is The Most Fun by SecondhandSerenade reviews
When Hermione comes back to school for her seventh year, a silly Marriage Law is passed. Who is Hermione Granger going to marry? Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Being Outdone Was not an Option by GracelessGranger reviews
Malfoy is infuriating, Ron is infuriating, and Harry's just trying to figure out why Hermione's so damn snappy; but he shouldn't blame her, who wouldnt be in a rut after a snog with Draco Malfoy. especially after... Fluffish Smuttish things ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
New Start by sibb reviews
Hermione can't wait to start her 7th year. And when she finds out she's head girl, she feels her life couldn't get any better. That is until she finds out who Head boy is...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Argumentative, Much? by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
A collection of Ron and Hermione's craziest arguments. From naming their child, to the length of Dumbledore's beard...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Just The Inbetweeners by shinelikegold reviews
Three part episode type fanfiction about our favourite foursome! -no dirty pun intended.
Inbetweeners - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Simon C., Will McK. - Complete
The Plan by swimmerreader reviews
Love is one of the crazy and uncontrollable things that will never go according to plan. Although Hermione tried her best. And eight years later, she tells Ron about this whole ordeal. R/H with some H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Nobody's Crying by BrieQuafflepuncher reviews
Draco Malfoy annoys Hermione Granger on so many levels. But when Hermione settles a bet with Ron to make Draco fall in love with her, the real question is: whose going to fall first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Day Draco Learned Too Much by LynstHolin reviews
Draco Malfoy uses an illegal magical item to hear peoples' thoughts, and he gets more than he bargained for. Short and cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
There's Always a Reason by ilostmyhogwartsletter reviews
Nearly everyone returns for their final year at Hogwarts. Hermione still doesn't trust Draco though, so what does she do when McGonagall asks her to transfer to Slytherin? Starts with a little Hermione/?. Will be Dramione! AU and slightly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fleet streets reaction to today's popular songs by Ellenore Carter reviews
A few more recent songs, injected into the Victorian era, just to see what happens. Maybe it'll even be kindof entertaining. *Sweeney Todd song fic/parody*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Draco's Smooth Speaking Skills by homeathogwarts reviews
Hermione's feeling blue after Ron breaks up with her. The girls take her out hoping to cheer her up, but she gets a little more than she bargained for. At least she's not doubting herself anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Falling in Love and Other Stuff by mooshoosha reviews
When Hermione and Draco develops a friendship no one knows about, things happen. Will this friendship become something more? First fanfic, dearies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Healing by Sentimental Ravenclaw reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her final year and is made head girl. But what happens when your arch enemy is head boy? The pair are forced to spend more time together then they would expect. Rated T for later language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer by Lunnaa reviews
Oh no... not another Dramione fic! THIS is the one to read. Give them a try, watch their relationship blossom. Keep an eye on the drama as it unfolds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Finding the Founders: Come Together by Queen Mab the Eccentric reviews
IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Salazar S., OC
Glory's Necklace by harrypotterdancinqueen78 reviews
Draco Malfoy is a little shocked when he finds out about the family curse. Hermione is even more so...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lie to Me and I'll Lie Too by gosai-girl reviews
Carmelita gets permission to partner up with Sly, but what happens when she finds out that their whole relationship is based on lies? Sly/Carmelita, includes an OC; takes places right after the end of the third game. Please read and review!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Cartwright & Weaver by Blue Sky Thinking reviews
Elizabeth Weaver is a new student at school, and of course catches the attention of the boys, and inevitably becomes an Inbetweener herself. Written entirely for fun, eight chapters in one. I may consider continuing if people actually like it. Jay/OC
Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jay C.
Choosing Sides by Wolf-lover-girl reviews
AU! The chandelier in Malfoy Manor that fell on Draco and Hermione was a Portkey, that transports them to a hut on a beach. Draco must choose between his loyalty and helping his former enemy recover from her ordeal at his home! Eventual Dramoine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,133 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupboard Noises by PhoenixFelicis reviews
My first fic, and a Dramione at that! The noise going on behind the doors of the broom cupboard are so suspicious….Oh what are we to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione to Draco by XxRussia's-GirlxX reviews
Goes with "Draco to Hermione"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turning Over A New Leaf by Stealgal-Xx reviews
This is a Dramione Fanfic. It's the first one I have written, and its based in their 5th year at school. Enjoy! Please review! Rated T just incase I choose to add more mature content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fourteen Days to Woo Hermione Granger by iloveyou-PS reviews
Months ago, Ron called Hermione a bighead, causing them to break up. Now, she's staying at the Burrow for Christmas, and Ron wants to devise a foolproof method to get her back by New Year's, meaning there is only fourteen days to woo Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,624 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Honeymoon Practice by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Hermione doesn't want to screw things up on their honeymoon. She wants to be able to please Ron and do it properly! Practice makes perfect, right? Only dirty if you want it to be!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
What the bloody hell? by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Hermione, upset with Ron and Harry, yet again, goes to the library and attempts to read her novel. Draco, being Draco, decides to interrupt her. My first attempt at Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life Skills by LylexiaMiantra reviews
Full Summery Inside! At the start of the year the students of Hogwarts notice a new class on their timetable. Will trouble ensue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Altered Perceptions by moonliteshdow reviews
It's just a normal day in the Gryffindor common room until Fred and George want to test out their latest invention using Ron and Hermione as their guinea pigs! R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
She Has Nice Skin? by Laree England reviews
Ron's desperate attempt to tell Hermione how he feels turns bad as the best thing that he can figure out to tell her is that she has nice skin. Way better than it sounds. Ron/Hermione and a little Harry/Ginny. Review pretty please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wildflowers by iwant2baweasley reviews
Alone is never how Hermione imagined she'd feel on her 18th birthday. It's just her, Ron and Harry and she isn't holding her breath at the thought that one of them will realize what day it is. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I'd love to! by xforeverlovex21 reviews
Have you ever wondered what would've happened if Ron had 'plucked up the courage' and asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? This is my take on what would've happened! Review?:D ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Halloween Party by AllTimeNatalie reviews
The boys are attempting to sneak into a Halloween party but Will and Neil are making it difficult with their costumes and Simon and his obsession with Carli are being a hindrance too.
Inbetweeners - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011
Fed Up by pixiegold reviews
Harry has had enough of attitude of most students because his name came out of the GOF. So he decides to show them what the life of Harry Potter is really like. T for language, and subject area mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,725 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P.
I Want To Be Yours by qbertsgoingtoeatyou reviews
Hermione is a cutter, and Draco catches her in the act. Will he be able to save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sly Dare Show by Hetalian Miss reviews
The cast is brought to my dare place of doom and forced into ToD. Pairings: SlyxOC, BentleyxPenelope, Murrayx? NOW READ! - . - THE KIRBY EMOTE DEMANDS IT!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011
Trick or Treat by E. M. Morning reviews
Michael convinces Sam to take Laddie out trick or treating for Halloween. With the Frog brothers tagging along for protection, it should an interesting night.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sam E., Laddie T.
She Is Irresistible by Iwashimizu reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Girl and Head Boy. What'll happen when the Slytherin Prince is unknowingly captivated by the Gryffindor Princess? What'll happe when guys fawn over Hermione? Dramione fanfic waaah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Risky Business by badasskaban reviews
Circumstances bring Draco Malfoy back to Hogwarts where he's stuck coming into daily contact with a certain Gryffindor "Mudblood." Walls are broken down, and the heir to the Malfoy throne finds himself entering some risky territories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
L'amour brille sous les étoiles by romeondjuliet4-ever reviews
Hey guys!It's my first story so let me know what you think!: And I don't really have a summary RIGHT now,but I will soon :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We solemnly swear that we are up to no good! by nightshadeprincess567 reviews
Ron and Hermione broke up because he obviously had a thing for Lavender. What happens when her friends decide to drag her out for a night on the town to get her out of her sadness? Find out here! bad summary check it out though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter vs Twilight by lost in a musical daydream reviews
What I think about a list of reasons I found that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Revamped! No pun intended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
A Dreadful Summer by giorge reviews
Draco and Hermione are suspended in Hogwarts for the rest of the holidays. Who knows what could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just need the courage to tell you by iwantliquidluck reviews
Draco's fancied Hermione since fourth year. But he doesn't have the courage to tell her, even after the battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sweeney's 100 Truths by repomannumber1 reviews
Based on the 100 Truths Facebook game with answers from our favorite Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. Some of these answers will definately shock you. Please Read & Review, my first ever fanfiction. May include some for the other characters at another time.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sweeney T., Benjamin B. - Complete
Right Next to You by cornishpixie126 reviews
Draco Malfoy has always hated Hermione Granger, but when mistakes happen and people change, could his feelings for her change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forbidden Love by IShipDramione1 reviews
A dramione fan fiction. Set in the fifth year at Hogwarts, where Draco and Hermione meet up only to fall hard for each other. I'm hoping it's better than it sounds, I'm horrible at writing summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Flashbacks by Expression Please reviews
Hermione and Draco are the Heads at Hogwarts when they return after the war. Things get heated in the bathroom and leaves them with confused feelings for each other and try to find answers in past memories of each other. NOT DONE. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Broken by me9astar reviews
Heartbroken Hermione and emotionally stunted Draco need to heal each other. But can they get past there differences?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cocky by mayajane reviews
Hermione's returned to school after the war to attend her seventh year. Too bad Harry and Ron aren't returning as well to watch out for her. Rated T for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A One Night Thing by Bellatrix Monserratt reviews
Draco knows that no matter what, she is going to understand why he left her before the dawn. He knows that the best for them is to leave it as a one night thing. Dramione. Read&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Heading for Trouble by harRyY reviews
Draco is a Deatheater in training and Head Boy. Hermione is the smartest witch of her age and Head girl. But they have something in common other than being Heads. A different take on the 7th year of hogwarts. Please read and REVİEWW! xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,842 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermiones aim by Emotional Intelligence reviews
Hermione wakes up one normal morning to have a normal day. Well things don’t go they way she planed. Please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Cold And Broken Hallelujah by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
There's something in that room, something alive. It's been in there for three centuries, so I've been told. Don't fool yourself, it isn't locked. He just doesn't want you going in there. Not Sweeney. Not Sweeney Todd. The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,460 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sweeney T. - Complete
The Journal by astrophoebea reviews
Draco Malfoy receives the oddest, literally out of their world gift from Narcissa Malfoy, a journal. Hermione Granger finds out about it. Read and see what happens! Dramione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Christmas Holidays by LionshadeSC reviews
Hermoine and Draco are left as the only 2 students at Hogwarts of Christmas Break.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Strongly Worded Letter by Still Painting Flowers For Her reviews
In which Sweeney writes a very strongly worded letter to Mrs. Lovett discussing grammar, and how it is properly used. Based on JDeppIsMyLovely's A Little Priest and A Little Sweeney. All characters belong to Tim Burton.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Mort Rainey by InsaneObsessions reviews
Just a normal day of Mort Rainey's life, before all the John Shooter business. Just came to me by inspiration..Please feel free to review and criticize as you wish. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, JUST MY COMPUTER AND IMAGINATION
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Shitloads of feelings by TheMysteriouswatcher reviews
This was just a story I thought up when I was bored. NON-DIALOUGE story. I hope you enjoy!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
What's Your Sign? by ComplexOrange reviews
Have you ever wondered if pick-up lines ever actually work? Draco Malfoy decides to be the hero and find out once and for all the answer to this epic question by testing each one out. Was a joint story with a friend but now is solo written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Constable Cooper by PFT reviews
Sly wasn't faking amnesia, and now works for the police. How far will Carmelita go to ensure that he remains ensnared in this career path? And will Sly ever discover his true past?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C.
Successor by xX-ChildOfTheShadows-Xx reviews
Voldemort is dead and the wizarding world is free, but Draco still has a mission that no-one knows he has. When the effects of his burden start to show, only one person notices how unhinged he's become. Rated T for course language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just once by justemby reviews
What happens when Hermione finds Draco after curfew in the halls of Hogwarts? Oneshot. Rated T for language. First fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
White Grape & a Hint of Peach by threeredcardinals reviews
Because seriously, when was getting the Head Girl drunk ever a good idea?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Fake Boyfriend by xforeverlovex21 reviews
After the battle, Hogwarts is in ruins and the students are sent to a school in Bulgaria. When Hermione is asked out by Viktor Krum, Ron somehow becomes her fake boyfriend. But how long will it stay fake? Review:3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
After all these years by iwantliquidluck reviews
After all these years of insults, anger and hate. Draco never meant to treat her that way. His father did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Every Minute by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
While visiting Hermione at her house, Ron learns about a part of her past that he wishes she told him and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Hermione Granger Shouldn't Drink by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
"Why is Seamus in your bed, Ron?" Warnings for potential mental scarring and a slightly disturbing love of coffee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Talk About An Uncomfortable Situation by EnglishNobleman reviews
The war is over, gaps are crossed, and inter-house unity can begin. Except for Hermione and Draco. One uncomfortable moment; and Draco will do anything to make sure Hermione keeps her mouth shut about it... ANYTHING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Left Hand Blue by JoMo5666 reviews
Carmelita thought she was having a normal Friday night, until Sly comes and wants to play a board game. What game is it? Twister of coarse! I got this idea from a picture. R and R!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by mercurywrites reviews
Sirius shows up in Lily's floo one day with a desperate request - he needs her help babysitting. Will the baby survive being under Lily and Sirius's care? Will Lily and Sirius survive each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hesitation by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Why do Dean and Castiel have to pretend their profound bond isn't deeper? Sitting under a starry sky, an angel and human traverse pent-up emotions and unspoken words. Hopeful they won't hesitate to confess.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Arrival by TheGrudge154 reviews
Happy Camper Orphanage has a new young one to join their ranks. Sly's first days in his new home don't exactly live up to the name.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sly C. - Complete
Silent Screams by HugsAndButterflyKisses1014 reviews
Hermione is suffering the consequences of the post war memories. Back at Hogwarts she tries to deal with the pain. Draco comes along a changed person, The two make an unlikely pair, but they alone hold the key to each others happiness. Slight AU. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight Meetings by sanstrash reviews
Hermione decides to study again, at midnight, and on her way back to the common room, who should she see other than Draco Malfoy... What will happen... On hiatus, until further notice, and/or more reviews...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Disabled Clockwork by AnomalousWriter reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow steals a sacred pocket watch from an old friend. The device unexpectedly throws him into the future. No sooner or later, he is taken to P.P.T.H. Hospital in critical condition. Leaving Dr. Gregory House to solve his case. – M/M
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, G. House
Police Station? by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
Carmelita finally gets Sly Cooper...but where is she going to put him?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Do You Think I Wanted This To Happen? by GlitterGeek reviews
What happens when Dumbledore decides to have a mandatory student summer program each student gets paired with a person they don't particularly "like" and have to spend the whole summer with that person? And who does Hermione get? TEMPORARILY ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ring Around the Boyfriends by homeathogwarts reviews
For the challenge of the same name by ToManyLetters. Hermione is suffering from a case of ring around the boyfriends. Whom is she ringing around and how shall she cope? Related M for blatent references to sex. No lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
How the Cooper Gang met by BentleyWiseTurtle reviews
Here is the first chapter of my ’orphan adventures’; based off the Sly Cooper Series in my own eyes, enjoy. This chapters quite abit to read but I’m sure you’ll manage.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bentley, Sly C.
Sly Cooper and the Gang:Time and Time Again by Shadowgirl2000 reviews
What happens when Sly rescues a young Wilbur Robinson from the streets. Then a new enemy appears. Looks like a new adventure for sly and the gang. Sly X Carmelita
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Wilbur R.
Mr Mom by sammyemerson15 reviews
One-shot Sam looses his job and has to crash with Michael for a while, but his older brother has a different plan in mind. . .
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sam E., Michael E. - Complete
Spitfire Signals by mugglelady reviews
George explains some things about Hermione to Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Meant to be by Ellenore Carter reviews
All the ST characters shrunk to a managable size, like, seven maybe? Can anyone say adorable?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
MY WHAT? by Rose Garden Fairytale reviews
Sweeney Todd comes home from Australia & move into the shop next to Mrs. Lovett's. He meets her daughter Diana who is weirdly similar to both him & Mrs.Lovett. For some reason he cant remember one night he spent over at Mrs. Lovett's. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - [Sweeney T., Eleanor L.] - Complete
Pants ! by GingerPygmy99 reviews
Its a hot summers day and McGonagall has arranged a new seating plan. Hermione is in front of Ron, and being Ron, what does he notice ? Please review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Red Flag Zones by Sianatra reviews
They've been together 16 months, 5 weeks, and 2 days, and Hermione still won't let him touch her "Red Flag Zones." Ron, however, lusting after more physical contact than just a kiss, is determined to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Thieves Ball by Deltathewolf reviews
All ye of various capacities, young and old, good and bad, tall and short, big and tiny, are cordially invited to The Thieves Ball, a one night celebration for those on the so called "wrong side of the law".
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Five Things by iheartinuyasha reviews
Five things about Ron Weasley as told through the diary entries of one Ms. Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dairy of a theif by welcometofightclub reviews
it's basically excripts from cooper's diary and moments from his life. takes place after Sly 3. inspired by the TV show "Titus." little bit of OC here and there.rated T for language and some adult situations.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 133,379 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Swimming Lessons by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
Murray is forced into teaching his raccoon friend how to swim.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Murray, Sly C. - Complete
Rumors by MissusTodd reviews
Mrs. Lovette attempts to dismiss a rumor or two floating around her shop... first fic
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Eleanor L.
King and Country by JamesLuver reviews
Every day, the slow crawl for her king leads her closer to a painful death.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Christmas Tradition Interrupted AGAIN by JustSuperMione reviews
"How could you go to OUR party with that giant squid?""Ronald it stopped being OUR party when you decided to snog Lavender Brown."The night of Slughorn's party and the truth is exposed. Cormac slugged. Hermione shouting. Ron furious. Misunderstandings come to light. Yule Ball memories refuse to die. Did Hermione really snog Krum? R/Hr HBP missing moment . Contains snogging 3 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Two Captains by Tulio and Miguel reviews
After being stripped of her title and thrown off of her own ship, Captain Ryenne Caelar makes one huge mistake: getting on the wrong side of Captain Jack Sparrow. And now, she finds she needs his help more than ever. Complete - now with alternate ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 214,938 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Slideshows by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
Bentley decides to teach Sly how to make a slideshow.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sly C., Bentley - Complete
Christmas Tradition At Last by JustSuperMione reviews
A private Christmas Tradition for Ron and Hermione becomes extra useful during term time... whilst escaping the DA bust? "Just like Grimmauld Place" Hermione whispers "but this time we want to get caught..." Passionate Ron! Flirty Hermione! And Draco confundled! Missing R/Hr moment OotP GoF. warning contains library snogging and a helpful Sirius 2 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
You, Me, and a Pissed Off Hedwig by spectrumrealm reviews
Ron and Hermione can't join the Order's meeting at Grimmauld Place and are banished upstairs - but everyone knows it isn't the brightest idea to lock the two together in a room without hell breaking loose eventually. Missing OOTP moment, ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Musings of the Afternoon by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
After finishing his revenge plot, Sweeney Todd goes to the seaside as Mrs. Lovett said they should. He is apathetic, but he begins to notice changes in Mrs. Lovett. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Love Potion by MzSKittlz reviews
Contessa and Neyla make potion for the lovely Carmelita Fox-She falls in love with the man she hates for just a few hours; long enough to ruin her work life. one-shot!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
The Time Of Their Life by JustSuperMione reviews
Ron and Hermione sleeping together for the first time – it's not the story you think. They're sleeping in Great Hall with Harry during the Halloween Sirius Black 'attack'. What happened during that first Hogsmeade trip? "Featuring periwinkle dressrobes, Malc the owl's fowl smelling present for Malfoy and Cedric Diggory... PoA R/Hr missing moments...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
How To Win Ron Weasley by fuckthisimawizard reviews
Hermione Granger wants Ron Weasley, and she just realizes it. But he doesn't even notice her. So she sets a number of missions in order to achieve him, step by step. That involves making him jealous. That involves Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Supply Run by prepare4trouble reviews
They're out of holy water...
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sam E., Edgar F. - Complete
Don't Leave Me Here by BoredInTheseDiors reviews
Missus Lovett was sad. I just wanted to help... A young girl needs me. Johanna depends on me. Mistah T wants to kill me now...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Tobias R.
Dance In the Limelight by MzSKittlz reviews
My first story I post! I'm new! Anyway...Sly is at Rajan's ballroom just trying to have a good time with the vixen he loves. As the night go on he stole not the Clockwerk wings but somthing more special : Review PLZ!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Pretend by Ellenore Carter reviews
The character's lies they tell themselves to make life manageable. We all need a little deception to keep us going every once and awhile...right?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
The Crow and the Butterfly by JamesLuver reviews
There's clearly something wrong with Mrs Lovett, something Sweeney Todd has never seen before. However, she refuses to speak to him, keeps everything to herself. Will the barber ever get to the bottom of his landlady's mystery ailment?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Power of A Fortune Cookie by AClassicExampleOfAnOnlyChild reviews
'But Johnny Depp isn't blonde'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Addiction by SpoonfulOfArsenic reviews
What a sick and delightful thrill.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Don't You by Hermione's Not An Owl reviews
While entering their 6th year, Ron and Hermione realize they're not having to fight just Voldemort, but their own feelings as well. Based on the underminded love triangle of Hermione, Ron & Cormac and what really happened during Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Lady Trousers by BakerPieMaker reviews
London is taken by surprise when Mrs. Lovett decides to wear trouser, and nicley fit ones at that!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Fishing by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
Bentley, Murray, and Sly go fishing. Master thieves aren't good at everything...
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sly C., Bentley - Complete
In too deep, afraid of the depth by raindropskyfire reviews
I don't know why I put this story here. Just saw Johnny Depp and I thought wow I want to write a story about this dude. i guess it's AU i think i made a different character all together. hopefully the story's better than this summary. so read it! please
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011
Confusion by Marvelous.Mirana.of.Marmoreal reviews
Sweeney Todd had confused so many things in his life, but this had to be his worst mistake yet.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Chat by Kittasaymew reviews
This is a FanFict where you,the reviewrs send in dares and questions, and my sister and I forcee Sly, Carmelita, Neyla, and Clockwerk to do them all!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010
Sick Day by NellieTodd reviews
We've all read fics where Sweeney takes care of Mrs. Lovett in a time of her illness; now it's the barber's turn to fall ill! Slight Sweenett; not my best work, I must warn! rated T, just to be safe. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Followed by homeathogwarts reviews
"A jaunt around the courtyard, back to the library, a quick dart through the shelves before exiting, and a stealthy journey to the kitchens before heading back to the courtyard. He's good. 'Did you need something, Malfoy'"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
I Hate You by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
"I think you're scared, rat." "Pity, I favored ringtail." SlyCooperxCarmelitaFox
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Stupid Ringtail by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
Carmelita pulls one over on the elusive master thief that seems to have a large crush on her. -oneshot-
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Carmelita F., Sly C. - Complete
Just Not Today by GoddessOfYingandYang reviews
'It won't hurt.' My mind consoled in its sick twisted way. "It won't hurt." I repeated softly, my lips drawn apart for only a second while softly saying them, "It can't hurt as much as…" My eyes clenched shut. -oneshot-
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sly C. - Complete
Escape by The Other reviews
Sweeney doesn't throw Eleanor into the fire. It doesn't mean he forgives her, but he tolerates her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,757 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Bellatrix Goes To Hell by actressen reviews
One got killed by a menopausal red-headed housewife. The other died when the man she fancied threw her into a furnace. It was friendship-at-first-sight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Against All Odds by JamesLuver reviews
Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett's relationship is a complexity driven by many components. Revenge. Lust. Confusion. And perhaps even love. Unrelated short scenes exploring the barber and the baker's relationship.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,775 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Sweeney T., Eleanor L.] - Complete
When Hermione Granger arrives at the Burrow by Trixxie.x15 reviews
We all know that Ron and Hermione arrive at Harry's home in the Deathly Hallows. but what happend when Hermione arrived at the burrow?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Late Night Chat by MelaineScarlett reviews
A one-shot of the little chat Ginny and Hermione have the night before the Quidditch World Cup that is unfortunately filled with a little awkwardness, a lot of teasing, and of course a major misunderstanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by quitesirius reviews
Hermione has a cold, and Ron comes by for a visit. Takes place a few months after DH. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Bloody Muggle Movies by AccioAbby reviews
Hermione Weasley sat home alone one night, watching a Muggle horror movie. With a mind like hers, nothing can go wrong, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Simply Carm and Sly Fluff by SourPatchKidsChewHeadsOff reviews
Just as the tittle suggests lol. First oneshot written, first story ever written by I and my best friend, be easy on the new-bees! Miss. Dawson, and Miss. Depp!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Trade Secret by FelsGoddess reviews
The Trio return the Hogwarts for an anniversary dinner. Special appearances by the ghosts of Cedric and Voldemort. Humor challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Late Night Trips by grazingalpaca reviews
Set in Mockingjay. Katniss visits Peeta in his room. MJ spoilers! No slash
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Even Storm Clouds Tire of Rain by enakoritsi reviews
Dean/Castiel. Dean's barely functioning after the loss of Sam, but Castiel starts visiting in his dreams to bring Dean back to somewhere close to okay. It takes fighting, endless drives, and ice cream, but they get there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
PSYCH National Treasure and the Aztec Gold by durza.is.mine reviews
When Shawn and Gus team with Ben and Riley, along with Jack Sparrow, and Jack Spencer, there is no telling what will go on. Some Irish speaking, because I have a character of my own. Lots of inside jokes, and movie reffs. :3
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Girl for a Month by unicolfer reviews
Hermione and Ron make a bet, that the other couldn't survive as the other sex for a whole month. T for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Too Much by Allycatt reviews
What would you do if four of you favourite Johnny Depp characters showed up in your house? A series of connected drabbles Read intro for more information. This called was "Out of Room?" but I renamed it, 'cus I thought the new title was a better fit.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010
Exam Results by Ami Rotter reviews
The sequel to Revision... Ron is not pleased with his defence against the dark arts results and he locks himself in his room. Can Hermione tempt him out and can they make the most of their time together before the go to find Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Problems by Avril Stayne reviews
A writer and a barber with nothing to do and some loose alchohol.
Crossover - Secret Window & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Love Me Hate Me or is it Apathy by Miss.Geordie.Lass reviews
She loved to hate him. He hated that he loved her. But their 7th year holds many shocking surprises for both. HG/DM On Hold
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
AIM chat: A Story of DECEIT by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Will, Elizabeth, and Jack all engage into a riveting conversation... on AIM, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Interviewing Sly and All That by MoonHowler557 reviews
I was bored.. so I decided to make this...
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
Free Haircut? by Implied Complications reviews
Three men. One elevator. What happends when the contraption breaks? Edward Scissorhands x Harry Potter x Sweeney Todd crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Guardian Angel by Lyla93 reviews
He doesn't think of himself as nosy, but the fact is, Albus Dumbledore has rigged Hogwarts with hidden cameras. He has spies among the students. Booby traps have been laid. The teachers have codenames. No one is safe from his boredom. Muahaha!Hr/Dr H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweeney Meets the Caribbean by Thomas Gage reviews
A freak storm transports our good friend Sweeney onto the Renegade Hunter captained by Jack Sparrow. Will Sweeney survive Jack's witty humor and return to London or will he be forced to take things into his own hands?
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T.
Merry Christmas, I'm Yours by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
Carmelita is having some problems, so Sly decides to help her by giving her a gift. One-shot. Sly/Carmelita.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Elephant in the Room by Veterization reviews
Dean/Cas oneshot Dean thinks he's sleeping. Clearly, so does Cas. There's an elephant in the room, and it's name is sex. Dean and Cas get a little frisky at nighttime while Sam's still awake in the bed next to them. Awkwardness ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We're WHAT! by sensei-girl reviews
So what are you saying? That because of some stupid spell we're married!". "that's about it Granger"? Malfoy smirked and continued, "and if our lives couldn't be any worse the spell wouldn't have taken effect unless we were soul mates". "We're What!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,526 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
More of a Physical Being by thehalfbloodprincess reviews
After a family get-together at the Burrow, the Weasley women are left alone in the kitchen. Unsure how they entered into this conversation with their mother-in-law in the room, they discuss what their husbands do with them, behind closed doors...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tucker Foley's Complete Guide to Girls by pinkconchshell reviews
Tucker Foley's complete Guide to Girls For the Clueless. When Sam gets a new best friend, she starts acting...different. Almost like a girl. Danny has no idea what's going on, and Tucker steps in with some in-depth advice on girls. Rated T. DxS pairing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,291 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Strange Meetings: Edward and Sweeney by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
Edward is alone one night working on his ice sculpture, or is he? A ghost from the distant past comes and tries to strike up conversation.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
I AM Johnny Depp! by Opal Dream reviews
Jack goes around and tries to convince people that he is Johnny Depp. Funny. UPDATED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Gothic Christmas by underarrest39 reviews
i have always wondered what kind of christmas they would have together. slight Sweenett. it's better than it sounds!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Below the belt by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Despite Mr. Todd’s unwillingness, Mrs. Lovett just wants to be over with it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Barefoot by CrypticCalico reviews
Sometimes even the demon barber enjoys the feel of the grass between his toes. And so does Mrs. Lovett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Trip to the Circus by andaere reviews
Mrs. Lovett and Toby decide to go to the circus, and Mrs. Lovett manages to get Sweeney to come along. She discovers something very... interesting about Sweeney at the circus. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Nightmares are a Good Sign by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Nellie has a terrible nightmare. Sweenett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Worst pies in London by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd wants to say something of great importance to Mrs. Lovett, but it’s not what she expects him to admit.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Chocolate Chips by Monstor reviews
Sweeney finds that he's bad at making cookies, but he's brought closer to his second family.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Cactus Legs by Dance of the Crazed reviews
A LJ challenge. Todd shaving Mrs. Lovett's legs. ONE SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Keeper of the Code and His Diary by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Teague Sparrow's diary chronicling the birth and childhood of everyone's favorite pirate... God, I make it sound like it's so serious... um, MUSHROOM! HA! Try to take my story seriously NOW! i DARE you!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Killing for Peanuts by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Now that our witty Jack is alive, there are twenty neglected fauxJacks on board the fauxPearl back in Davy's Locker. Tensions are high and insanity is swarming around like angry CLAMS! Don't know HOW you can tell a clam is angry but, go with it! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Capt. Jack Sparrow
To Seek Revenge May Lead to Here by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
AWKward! Picks up right where Sweeney Todd: DBoFS left off. Sweeney goes to Hell, but's got some 'splainin to do when he must share an apartment with... Mrs. Lovett. i felt like i needed to write a Sweeney fic. about the play before the movie comes aw.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
OMG! I've Been Kidnapped By Johnny Depp! by Equus2011 reviews
Larissa Beachems really should have stayed home today...Enough said...This story is Rated T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Vixen by Proforce reviews
Carmelita is forced to make a tough decision regarding Sly and his gang. Meanwhile, a new thief shows up able to predict Sly's heists in advance, flirting with Sly as she leaves cryptic clues behind for him to solve. Can Sly put all the pieces together?
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,694 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Birds, Blokes, and Invisibility Cloaks by OxWiCkEdOnExO reviews
A glance inside the lives of Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione as they deal with book signings, marriage proposals, saying 'I love you', finishing up their Auror training, and that blasted Invisibility Cloak. postDH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Edward is Pissed by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Alright, you think you know the end to Edward Scissorhands? You don't know nothing. Edward comes back after sixty years ina freaking castle and he is mad. Mad, baby MAD. Oneshot. R n' R... por favor!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
TARGET: JOHNNY DEPP by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
OMG, is that Jack Sparrow trying to kill johnny Depp? I think it is... OMG, is that Jack Sparrow NAKED? No... its just a bird....But, seriously, the story's about Jack trying t'kill Johnny... enjoy! LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,986 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Grand High Depp Society by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
I love Johnny Depp so much, i decided to make almost all his characters meet. The only reason i decided this wasn't going to be a crossover was because i was too lazy... and jack's the mainESt character
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
One True Love by Kanami reviews
A/U: [Under Construction] It is said that love is the greatest gift. But for Hermione it was a curse. Literally. 'Only a potion brewed from the blood of your one true love will you overcome this curse.' What the hell were her ancestors thinking?...HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The perfect Birthday present by Kitty Petro reviews
Based on another Sly Cooper fic. The person has taken it down so i don t remember the name on it. Anyhow Sly has his birthday soon and Bentley and Murray ponder on what to give him. SlyxCarmelita
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,490 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
To catch a cop by Kitty Petro reviews
OK Sly is out on a heiist and are once again chased by Carmelita. They run out in the woods where Carmelita steps in a fox - trap and break her foot. Sly and his gang take her to they re place untill her foot is OK again. Rated for strip poker later in th
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,538 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Out To Sea! by gentlemen prefer blondes reviews
Have you ever really wondered what happened to the characters after the movie? Or what Happened to Will's Father, Well here's an interpretation. With lots of Sex with Johnny Depp! If you review, i update quicker! So Please Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Apartment by Eyslk reviews
12 apartments. 3 floors...all filled with Johnny Depp characters. No this is not like your usual JD charcter thing. This one has a plot. Rated for swearing. I left this one a while ago.dont bet on any updates unless i get a bunch of reviews 4 some reason
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
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Because I Love You reviews
Sam has his best idea yet when Dean and Cas are assigned research duty at Bobby's. Rated T for all the good stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Poor Sweeney! reviews
Poor Thing in Sweeney's POV!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Nothing's Gonna Save You reviews
The song Nothing's Gonna Harm You in good ol' Sweeney's POV!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sweeney T., Tobias R. - Complete
Sweeney's Opportunity reviews
Mrs. Lovett finds Edward Scissorhands on the street and decides to take him home, but with revenge on his mind, will Sweeney have a different plan for this new arrival?
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sweeney T.
101 Howlers reviews
Unsent howlers from various Harry Potter characters to another in a series of one shots. Multitude of ships from Romione to Drarry, I've got it all! Some may be AU and some may not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012
Sweeney's Friends and Mrs Lovett's Competition reviews
Mrs. L's thoughts as Sweeney sings My Friends, one of my favorites!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Pretty Barber and A Slimy Judge reviews
Ever wonder what Sweeney was thinking the first time he tried to kill the Judge? Well now you can know! Sweeney's thoughts written as they popped into his head during the lovely rendition of Pretty Women!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
Wait, You're Trying to Distract Me! reviews
Mrs. Lovett sings to him to try to calm him down but needless to say it doesn't work! Part of Sweeney Todd Lyric Character collection!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Johanna's Got A Stalker reviews
It's Johanna's POV as Anthony sings the song named in her honor!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Anthony H., Johanna B. - Complete
Johanna Hears Singing Voices in the Sky! reviews
HELLO! It's me agian with another Lyric plus Character story! This one is Johanna Reprise or Johanna II as I like to call it! in Little Mrs. Johanna's POV! dreadful title I know but I dont know what else to call it...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Johanna B., Sweeney T. - Complete
Nellie's Epiphany reviews
another Lyric Character commentary song! this time we encounter Mrs. Lovett while Sweeney is singing Epiphany :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
There's No Place Like London Without Anthony! reviews
No Place Like London with ANTHONY commentary this time! woahhh, switchin it up on you! Rated T for..i dont know...But if you've seen Sweeney Todd I'm sure you'll be fine! I dont know many 7 year olds watching murderous barbers do you? XD
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Anthony H., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Little Priest and A Little Sweeney reviews
Another Song with Sweeney comments! enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Worst Pies Ever reviews
This is a silly Oneshot of Worst Pies in London, Like my previous post of By the Sea; Sweeney's thoughts are revealed as Mrs. Lovett serenades him
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Sweeney by the Sea reviews
Sweeney's thoughts as Mrs. Lovett sings By the Sea! Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete