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Joined 03-31-11, id: 2815825, Profile Updated: 12-27-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Labyrinth, and Assassin's Creed.

Yo, basically I'm a big nerd, hit me up on tumblr, send me prompts, I'd love to hear from you

I'm not as active on here as I used to be, I've mostly shifted over to AO3, I'm a traitor I know, but if you're wondering why there haven't been...any...updates on here that's mostly why...and also because I am a lazy person

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Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by MaXdana reviews
AU. There's a saying that goes, "When you can't beat them, join them," and Sakura never would have thought that meant join up with two former members of the Akatsuki to take down the remainder of the group once and for all. HidaSaku and slight DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Past, Present, Future by ElephantKhaleesi reviews
Altair, Ezio, and Desmond get sent to the past. Together in an unknown time, and with unbearable sexual tension will they be able to return to their respective times? And by the end will they want to? AltairXEzioXDesmond Yaoi Future Lemon. Ye Be Warned.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,683 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Scrubs by ravinsteady reviews
Getting together was never the problem- a guy like Stiles Stilinski didn't say no to the Derek Hales of the world. Sterek A/U: Med school, no significant age gap, Derek is popular & socially competent, Stiles is guarded & doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,560 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stupid, Heroic Pretty Boy Soldier by HigherMagic reviews
Missing scene: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Just His Luck by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Naturally, Desmond materialized in the world of his ancestors' memories. Separate from them. And not only that, they both happened to like guys, too. Because that was not contradictory at all, and made loads of sense. AltairxDesmondxEzio Threesome Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Breathless Persuasion by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"This will be fun, comrade." Russia sing-songed the words, tipping America's chin up with a firm, gloved grip. In his other hand was the leash, trailing down to America's collar.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
30 Days by Nocturnal Supremacy reviews
Hidan proposes a bet to Kakuzu in hopes of weaseling away some of the ryo he has horded. To do this he chooses something he's positive Kazuku isn't capable of doing; getting a woman to fall in love with him. Mild Xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,402 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
Self Indulgence by Selvanic reviews
Heine's sick of not getting anything out of saving Badou's ass all of the time. HeinexBadou PWP. Rated for explicit sexual content.
Dogs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Haine R., Badou N. - Complete
Hummingbird by Onileo reviews
On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,488 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Labyrinth II: Sarah's Return by returntolabyrinth reviews
You know the tale. A girl who fell in love with a story. A king who fell in love with a girl. The adventure. The fear. The heartbreak..... But what came next?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
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Journey Underground reviews
Sarah is six years old and it's her first visit to the Labyrinth. Overrated T for the use of alcohol, the abuse of goblins, and the sexiness that is Jareth. Enjoy.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Back Alley Deals reviews
"Not the sound I was hoping for. I much preferred this one." Smut for smut's sake. A slashy oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
The Raw Sketch reviews
A very short doodle on Kisame and Itachi in which an act is depicted with the barest of descriptors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Returning the Favor reviews
There's snow in the Labyrinth, the goblins are excited, Sarah brings a gift and Jareth decides to return the favor. And all the while, there are snowballs running amuck. A oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Who Ordered The Peach Cobbler? reviews
Sarah is not a fan of peaches and understandably so. When the Goblin King shows up at her favorite diner . . . why don't you just read and find out?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Prison Story reviews
Featuring stereotypical orange jumpsuits, unrealistic prison cells, a rag doll, an albino, and a blowjob from hell. An AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ask And Ye Shall Receive reviews
Care for dinner and a show? Kisame just can't help himself when Itachi gives him those looks. A oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
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