Name: For you to find out
Age: Somewhere between 1-100
Like's: Fanfiction (Obviously), Chocolate, Ramen, a good book, my dogs and my Friends and Family.
Dislike's: Bully's, Typo Nazi's, The "i am better than you when i'm really not" people, my dogs when they S*t on my carpet, and run on sentence's...OH and i hate peppers and cherry's, Over used plots and pairing's and plot's that make absolutely no sense, Authors who's stories would be awesome if they just slowed down and took their time with it (absolutely hate when someone has a good idea but then they rush it and kills the plot, or leaves very little detail)
Also hate author's who write good story's but then abandon them without telling you.
Neutral With: Yaoi (don't much care for it but if the story's good i will read and ignore the major Yaoi parts), Tomatoes (Like everything that is used to make tomatoes but not the tomato itself weird eh.
New Favorite Saying: Nos Non Facimus Normalis (Latin_
Translation: We do not do normal
"I will never be a memory." -Sephiroth (FF VII Advent Children)
"THIS IS SPARTA!" -Leonidas (300)
"Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein.
"In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary; this is the reality: comman man seeks it out, they aspire to achieve it as if it were some tangible thing, but the fact of the matter is perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I spit on perfection." -Mayuri Kurotsuchi (Bleach)
"Just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful." -Sixx a.m. (Life is beautiful)
"There is nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home. When you've lost it all, that's when you finally realize that life is beautiful." Nikkie Sixx.
"Live for nothing or die for something." -Rambo
"The greatest victory is the battle not fought." -Chinese proverb.
"Becoming strong isn't that easy. Once you have power you can lose it again as well. And above all else, you might even need to sacrifice your own life for that power. Do you..have that kind of resolve?" -Isley (Claymore)
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step... Sometimes, taking the first step is the most difficult thing to do... Your destiny is in your hands... You must grasp it before it's too late.- Luo Tzu
"What am I? I don't have a name!" -Hollow Ichigo (Bleach)
"There is no person who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were such a person, they would be a shallow soul."- Hiei
"Because we focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion." -Egyptian proverb
"You will free yourself when you learn to be neutral and follow the instructions of your heart." -Ancient Egyptian proverb
"Judge by cause, not by effect." -Ancient Egyptian proverb.
"When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends." -Japanese proverb
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...like is any of this for real or not?" -Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing." -Ansem (Kingdom Hearts)
"If you have a dream, don't wait. Act." -Axel (Kingdom Hearts 2)
"Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding." -Aizen (Bleach)
"It would be worthless...to kill someone like you...my foolish brother...if you want to kill me...curse me! Hate me! And live a long and unsightly life...run away...run away...and cling to your pitiful life. And some day, when you have the same 'eyes' as me. Come before me!" -Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"War brings pain and injury and death to both sides." Pain (Naruto)
"You think you are the only ones who matter. You think you can put off death. But peace has made you foolish and thoughtless." Pain (Naruto)
"Why are you so weak..still not enough..hatefulness." Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"It was too measure my capacity." Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"As I've said just now...don't judge others... simply based on your preconceptions and judgements of their appearance. You assumed...that I have patience." Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"The Clan, The Clan. You all fail to measure your own capacity, and to see the depth of my capacity, and as a result you lie beaten here." Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"You forget what is most important to you because you cling to something small like your Clan. True change cannot be made if it is bound by laws and limitations, predictions, and imagination." Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"...In order to reach the height...of my capacity...I've lost all hope for this pathetic Clan." Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
"Art is a bang!" Deidara (Naruto)
"You insist on calling those fireworks of yours art? True art endures the ages...beauty everlasting." Sasori (Naruto)
"Love only yourself, and fight only for yourself." Gaara (Naruto)
"It ain't my fault your klutzier than a drunken monkey." Gamaken (Naruto)
"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings." Socrates
People have hope because they cannot see death standing behind them- tagline of Bleach, volume 2
If it rusts, it can never be trusted... If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him... Yes, pride is... Like a blade- tagline of Bleach, volume 8
"I've rescinded your right to live...because you aspired to cut my pride...with such a dull blade." Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach)
"Don't be like that. If I'm always the spectator, my skills degrade." Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach)
Even while you are in doubt, there will be an answer you will arive to. Even while you are in pain, your happiness will be waiting-tagline of D. Gray-man, chapter 83
"Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can't see the pain someone feels."-Unknown
"Trash should be treated like trash." Ulquiorra Schiffer (Bleach: Shattered Blade)
Things I learn from my mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”
Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.
Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.
You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The reason why Outworld hadn't went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)
Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.
Master Chief is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.
Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.