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Hereafter by James D. Fawkes reviews
Gold Morning was supposed to be the end. The capstone of a short, frenetic career. Taylor Hebert's fight was supposed to be over. But the end of one story is often the beginning of another, and when she's offered the chance to take part in a mission whose scale and scope feel so very familiar, there's only one answer she could give.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 282,038 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 16h - Published: 6/5/2021 - Mashu/Shielder, Ritsuka F., Skitter
Intercession by VigoGrimborne reviews
Dropped off in a different dimension, different time, and different country, and handed an 'optimal' baby, Taylor Hebert gets to enjoy her retirement. Harry Hebert is a perfectly happy, normal child. What could possibly go wrong? A crossover between Worm and Harry Potter, featuring Post-GM Taylor and initially pre-canon Harry, and following the many plot butterflies that result.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 173,546 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 19h - Published: 4/23 - Harry P., Sirius B., Skitter
Game of Monsters by Adrian King1 reviews
He was a relatively normal guy, he really was. So, why was it that after his death, unfortunate thing that it was, he woke up once more. And he did so in a similar but also very different world from his own and with a very strange Gamer System… But he had a second chance at life, so that was ok. What wasn't ok was that he had no idea what world he was in. That could be a problem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,683 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 5,538 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/1/2021 - OC
Chaotic Good by Mister Grin reviews
The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,553 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 5,160 - Follows: 5,592 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 7/30/2019
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 379,774 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 7,498 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 297,749 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 6,986 - Follows: 7,977 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 9/20/2020
Beyond the Outer Gates Lies… A high school library? by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
An spinoff/alt version of Beyond the Outer Gates Lies... by gabriel blessing. Originally written to show how Reya might join Harry's harem, though now has grown beyond that, and further from the original (maybe? probably?)
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 568,187 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/12/2014 - H. Dresden, Sona S., Reya K., Tsubasa Y.
New Game, New life by Adudefromthesea reviews
Self insert, Gamer Powers, Magic, Yokais, Hentai Ninjas, Gangs, Over Dramatic Teenage Gang Warfare, Gender-bender Martial Artists, Bitter rivals, Crazy suitors, Good deeds, Mad Profits, Waifus, Madness, More Waifus, Gods, Demons, Politics, Supernatural Politics, Mayhem, Even more Waifus, And copious amounts of funny tasting breads, Oh my! [Self-Insert] [Gamer Powers] [Multicross]
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 250,428 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Ranma, Ukyo, OC, Sailor Moon
Snek is a Good Boy by ack1308 reviews
This is a fic that answers an idle question I asked myself yesterday: "What if a snake was the hero of a Worm fanfic?" Snek is the familiar of a powerful wizard. He's about as smart as a young child, and can create personal portals to go wherever he wants. He's also a sixty-foot boa constrictor.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,136 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/10/2021 - Skitter, Armsmaster, Lung, Jack Slash
Earning Her Stripes by ack1308 reviews
When Emma and Madison, with Sophia's help, decide to escalate their tormenting of Taylor to a whole new level, things are going to get interesting. And not in a good way.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/3/2020
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 1,020,828 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Worm - Waterworks by SeerKing reviews
Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,685 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea] Victoria D./Glory Girl
The Quintessence of a Queen by Darth Marrs reviews
Taylor Hebert was the first human from Earth to travel in hyperspace. She was also the first human from Earth to discover why hyperspace is so very dangerous. After all, hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, is it? The Game of Thrones will never be the same again.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,384 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/19/2021 - Skitter - Complete
For Love of Experimental Time Travel by Noodlehammer reviews
Commissioned work. For Love of Magic AU. With all his wives choosing to pass on, the lines between "can I do this?" and "should I do this?" got a bit blurry for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,695 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 637 - Published: 2/5 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Runecraeft of the Norns by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Physical Adept, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and (mostly) out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 3 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,938 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/1/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 432 - Words: 2,058,592 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/14/2017
For The Honor Of The Regiment by mp3.1415player reviews
Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)
Crossover - Bolo series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,491 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 12/25/2021 - Published: 3/17/2017
Hostage Situation by ack1308 reviews
When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,882 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 12/15/2021 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Brandish, E. Piggot
Evolution by Rater202 reviews
After Ascending out of the Universe following Amon's defeat, newborn Xel'naga Sarah Kerrigan saw something she didn't like many universes away. Now the people of Earth Bet must evolve if they want to survive, starting with Taylor Hebert. Trigger warning: Suicidal thoughts and actions in the prologue. Rated M for language.
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 11/28/2021 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Skitter, Bitch/Hellhound, Danny H., Bonesaw
The Last Prayer by GraeFoxx reviews
There are times where all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within to conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise just so happens to be his own... from the future. Warning: Lemons, Moral Ambiguity, Gray Area Decisions, Slow Build, and Harem. Naruto w/ Kurenai, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, Temari, Mabui, Samui, and Mei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 614,767 - Reviews: 4498 - Favs: 8,102 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 11/23/2021 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Kurenai Y.
A Kernel Of Truth by mp3.1415player reviews
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,610 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 11/20/2021 - Published: 9/6/2020
Constellations by UnwelcomeStorm reviews
The sun rises over Brockton Bay.
Crossover - Okami & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 128,629 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 10/29/2021 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Amaterasu, Skitter
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13295 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Archer by Fencer22 reviews
The Entities wanted to destroy all versions of Earth. Gaia and Alaya objected to that. Hijacking a shard they sent Counter Guardian Emiya through to fight. Now bound to Taylor the pair must adapt and grow in order to face the coming threat. In other words Taylor inherits Archer's powers. Extreme divergences from canon.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,791 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 3,416 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 10/9/2021 - Published: 12/3/2018 - Archer, Skitter, Flechette
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 1,149,911 - Reviews: 10607 - Favs: 11,806 - Follows: 11,591 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 1,289,073 - Reviews: 7507 - Favs: 9,230 - Follows: 9,256 - Updated: 8/10/2021 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Nox by Time Parad0x reviews
Taylor's cries of anguish after she witnessed her mother's death were heard and left her with a different kind of power. One that allowed her to rule over more than just bugs, but over death itself. [AU, Alt-power Taylor, Glaistig Uaine / Solo Leveling inspired Necromancer power, Eventual Warlord Taylor]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,499 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 8/8/2021 - Published: 12/23/2020
The Fake Player by 7th Pride reviews
On his death bed Shirou was paid a visit by Zelretch. Offering him a chance to escape eternal servitude to Alaya the fake hero takes it to avoid a future like EMIYA. Waking up, he finds himself in a strange new world. Now living in the virtual world of YGGDRASIL, Shirou meets and befriends an unexpected individual. "Huh, never thought I would be friends with an undead." UBW!Shirou
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 341,954 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 5,866 - Follows: 6,774 - Updated: 7/13/2021 - Published: 11/14/2018 - Shirō E., Ainz
Distance Learning for Fun and Profit by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,285 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 7/8/2021 - Published: 1/1/2021
An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 121 - Words: 636,986 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 5,242 - Follows: 5,328 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea - Complete
The Iron Gamer of Kumo by nclose9 reviews
An OC finds himself plunged into the Naruto verse with gamer powers. Homesick and not knowing how much time he has there, he goes on to make his place in a new world, maybe have a little fun and probably grow a little more. Strong!OC, OC!Insert, Gamer!OC, Magnet-Release.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,347 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 6,623 - Updated: 6/1/2021 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Yugito N., A/Fourth Raikage, OC
The Great Toad Sage of Brockton Bay by green eyed typhoon reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers with a very odd, if useful, set of powers. With the ability to summon the Toads of Mount Myoboku she enters the cape scene with both the aspirations to be a hero and the backing of a family. Based on the previous Toad summoners, she has a lot to live up too. Best get started….
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,469 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 5/24/2021 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Gamakichi, Skitter, Clockblocker, Parian
Theogony by Darth Marrs reviews
"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.
Crossover - God of War & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 260,538 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Skitter - Complete
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content. Dumbledore bashing, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,329 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 4/1/2021 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta - Complete
Why the Heck was I Reincarnated in DxD without a Cheat Power? by Silver W. King reviews
Sometimes you are reborn in world of fantasy as one of the main characters, and can direct the plot as you please. Other times you are thrown into said fantasy world with OP Awesome powers that let you control the plot and damn anyone's opinion. But what if you're neither have nothing special on you? Fuck it. Smash your way into the plot with hype and memes! [Self Insert]
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,582 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 3/25/2021 - Published: 1/9/2021
Armoured Mage by mjimeyg reviews
How do you overdose on Luck Potion? Harry knows. What he doesn't know is what to do when it runs out. Harry's adventure with Luck Potion leaves him trapped. He finds allies in the highest of places and friends that people thought never could have existed. But at the end of the day, he's Harry Potter... trouble finds him... and he deals with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 261,924 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 3/8/2021 - Published: 2/22/2021
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 98 - Words: 818,034 - Reviews: 19361 - Favs: 16,662 - Follows: 16,760 - Updated: 1/17/2021 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,421 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 1/5/2021 - Published: 8/18/2019
2: The Demon Fox, Devils, Dragons, and the Dungeon by daeore reviews
A continuation of 'I am a girl in the dungeon', Kodori finds herself pulled away from Orario, and back into modern day, just in time for a murder. Pulled from her new family, she now has to find a way back, and who brought her here in the first place.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 143 - Words: 1,031,410 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Complete
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,309 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 6,467 - Follows: 7,095 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4739 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 4,093 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Transposition, or: Ship Happens by ensou reviews
Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.
Crossover - Worm & Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 4,178 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Vista, Victoria D./Glory Girl
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7638 - Favs: 17,761 - Follows: 19,912 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,199 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 6,776 - Follows: 8,002 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 5000 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
1: I am a girl in the dungeon? by daeore reviews
People are ever the playthings of the Gods. When a middle aged man's boredom reaches a level even the Gods notice, he finds himself in Orario, naked and female. The story starts a short time before Hestia herself descends, and I -hope- to keep as true to the main plot line as I can.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 502,614 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Complete
The Sage of Sanctuary by DemonsWake reviews
The legends of the shinobi world are all gone now and it is up to the newer generations to maintain the peace that those past shinobi fought for. However, one legend's story isn't over just yet. Follow Naruto as he fights to bring peace to a new world while getting help along the way.
Crossover - Diablo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 169,808 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Leah, Naruto U., Bijū/Tailed Beasts
How to Train a Sword of Life by Quathis reviews
Emiya Shirou is one with a connection to blades, what will happen when he meets someone also connected to blades?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Shirō E., Shigure K.
Fate's Gamble: Round Two by Lupine Horror reviews
Sequel to Fate's Gamble. Harry has finished with his original world (aside from a few visits) and now it's time to follow through on his promise to Fate to set right another world that her meddling didn't have quite the same effect as in his own. Summoned to fight Voldemort once more, Harry decides to have some fun while he's there. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,099 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 4,579 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
Agatha Emiya and the Fifth Holy Grail War by Satire Swift reviews
Agatha Emiya was looking forward to ending her last year in high school and going off to college to earn those degrees in Physics and Engineering. However, all is not well in the city of Fuyuki, and for the girl with the wondrous and mystifying inventions, this means trouble. There's some kind of secret war starting among shady individuals using... magic? How unscientific.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,356 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Saber, Agatha H.
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5952 - Favs: 16,944 - Follows: 18,373 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 8,043 - Follows: 9,661 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 16,475 - Follows: 9,296 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 6,865 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., J. Garson
Harry In the Hinata by Rennerd reviews
Feeling abandoned, Harry goes to an aquaintance of his Parents, hoping they will help him, though he feels these girls might be more dangerous than Voldemort!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,770 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6167 - Favs: 20,386 - Follows: 23,323 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Innocence Lost by kathryn518 reviews
Presented with an opportunity, Vernon jumps at the chance to get rid of the unwanted burden foisted upon his normal family. In the hands of those wanting to create a true weapon, Harry's entire life is altered, sending not just his destiny but those of several others down a different path. But when your fate is to be a weapon, can that ever truly change?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 3,793 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Laura K./X-23, Harry P.
Fake Uzu by Vahn reviews
Something has gone terribly wrong at Jusendo. Now de-aged and wanted dead because of a case of mistaken identity, Ranma must learn more about this familiar but strange world. Found by one of the three Legendary Sannin, what impact would the Wild Horse have on the Naruto Universe with a secret hidden in Ranma's own body?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,264 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Ranma
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,160 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 5,494 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 9,964 - Follows: 11,178 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk reviews
What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Shepard
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 5,511 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Konoha no San Yuri by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,201 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 5,980 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 4,749 - Follows: 3,994 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 6,066 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
(RIP) Spark of Madcraft by bubbajack reviews
Before the 5th Grail War, Shirou didn't know a lot of things, he didn't know his past, who his family was, or why he constantly suffered from migraines'. During the Grail War he finds the answers to all of these questions and then some...post-5th Heaven's Feel, he knows anything can be accomplished with a bit of magecraft, a bit of science, and a whole lot of madness on ones side.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,405 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon, Tamamo, Lancer] - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5775 - Favs: 7,076 - Follows: 5,350 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 8,346 - Follows: 4,501 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 3,896 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Anko Potter by SmilingJester reviews
Anko dies in the cave after she is left by Sasuke. She is drawn into the body of Iris Potter to take over her life after an unfortunate event that lead to little Iris's death. How will Anko react to a world full of wand wielding fools in the body of a child? Warning! This is rated M for a reason and there will be Femslash! You are warned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,155 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Anko M., N. Tonks]
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 3,147 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 9,144 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 6,743 - Follows: 4,192 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Awaken, Noblesse by Eyazahrid reviews
Rukia never gave Ichigo her powers, he didn't need them. Granted the power of the Noblesse by Cadis Etrama Di Raizel himself, Ichigo learns that with great power comes great boredom. Crossover with Noblesse.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,317 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 6,503 - Follows: 7,227 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11676 - Favs: 18,032 - Follows: 12,192 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Chakra Sage by Corruptmonk reviews
Naruto took to discovering his chakra one step further...he became obsessed with it. Welcome Konoha's Chakra Sage! Powerful-Naruto. Smart-Naruto. Good-Kyuubi/Kurama. No Bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,959 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 8,548 - Follows: 2,606 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Histories by Acaykath reviews
They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Vicious Calm by Catilleon reviews
Nagi Uzumaki had always sought companionship. Kyubi no Yoko had always sought a strange cute girlfriend who likes ramen and enjoys destruction as much as him. This will doubtfully end well.Kyubi/femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,079 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
The Return of the King by Engineer4Ever reviews
Thrown into a lake in hopes of her drowning, one Uzumaki Naruko finds herself alive from the help of an age long forgotten. She is then taught the ways of magic from the lake spirit and gains the Sword of Promised Victory. Can a new King of Knights rise up?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,552 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruko U., Saber - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 9,262 - Follows: 4,852 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Corruptmonk reviews
Harry Potter/Transformers Crossover. HP-After fourth Yr. Involves all 3 Transformers Movie. Summary: Harry, finally fed up with the Wizarding World, after they shunned him when he revealed that Voldemort was back. He moved to America alone to start a new life as James Evanson. Here he discovered that there was more to his life than meets the eye. Super-Harry. No Pairing. No Bashing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,284 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Jazz
Growing up by coso reviews
What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,381 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6230 - Favs: 7,303 - Follows: 4,567 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 6,165 - Follows: 2,093 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Dark Evangel's Final Task by fg7dragon reviews
Eternity is a long time even for the Dark Evangel. What is Evangeline A.K. McDowell willing to do to finally obtain eternal peace? Rated M for language, graphic scenes, violence and gore. Composed and Powerful Harry. Evil Mentor Evangeline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,586 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Harry P., Evangeline A.K. M., Luna L., Fleur D.]
Big Bang Theory: Ninja Style! by muaaimoi reviews
So what would the ninja world be like if team seven was compromised of our favorite neighbors?
Crossover - Naruto & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011
Uzumaki Chronicles: The Swirling Tides by ImSorryForLeavingYou reviews
Naruto's twin sister holds Kyūbi's yōki while he holds the soul. Kushina survived and has raised them both to be true Uzumaki. Will they succeed in reviving Uzushiogakure and the Uzumaki clan? Or will they fall before Konoha, Madara and countless other foes? [Uzumaki Centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 271,925 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 4,961 - Follows: 4,057 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 1,651 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 1,853 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 9,911 - Follows: 5,798 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 8,222 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Phantom Brave by WraithRune reviews
During the battle with Haku, Kyubi's attempt to break out of the seal caused Naruto to obtain a new bloodline. For he is now the Summoner of the Dead.
Crossover - Naruto & Phantom Brave - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 1,039 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Trouble With Past Lives by Cloud Dancer1014 reviews
There have been several takes on how Ranma trains Naruto, or how Kushina is really Ranma. None take it as far as this: A month after several so called friends stab him in the back, the NWC try to bring Ranma back. Instead, they get a pissed off Kunoichi.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,977 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ranma, Kushina U.
Naruto of the Hydra by Draton reviews
Tired of the stares and whispers four year old Naruto hops on a caravan and leaves Konoha. 11 years later he shows up, after being taught by one of the strongest shinobi in history, Salamander Hanzo. Pairings uncertain. May change character category ltr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 9,468 - Follows: 4,454 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 520 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Wild Effect by Largo reviews
The Illusive man's plans for humanity have not moved along as quickly as he wished. Even the best biotics haven't come close to securing humanity's place at the top, however he has a plan. But as with anything involving a Saotome, it won't go smoothly...
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,328 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ranma
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 12,091 - Follows: 11,055 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Bleached by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
Enter The Magician by Digimon Lantern 1 reviews
YAHF Gender-Bender Xander's choice of costume causes him to disappear Halloween night.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,866 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
FemNaru : Akai Kami no Kunoichi by X-Caliburn reviews
A female Naruto's story. What if Naruto became merged with Kyuubi since Kyuubi sealed into him and changed him in to a red haired girl, the Shinigami took her into his realm and teach her for 10 years. Semi powerful and semi cold Naru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,504 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: CURSED EYES by coso reviews
Xander oes as Uchiha Itachi during the Halloween and gains his abilities, and now the destiny of the Scoobies and his own is irrevocably changed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Xander H.
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 582 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween Part Deux by Starway Man reviews
Thirty-one versions of Halloween, Xander-style. Fic-a-day series, COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,468 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 7,864 - Follows: 1,849 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 629 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6658 - Favs: 19,213 - Follows: 7,073 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 8,470 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Finding Home by gabriel blessing reviews
My second fic, from the 90's. The one and only: Ranma Saotome and Sailor Galaxia. What it means to be lost, and what it means to be found, and the perils of searching for a place to call Home.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,494 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete