I see you've come here to stalk me ;) Welcome to the small snippet of my very odd personality c:
Favorite Bands/Singers: Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Nicki Minaj, Charlie Puth, Meghan Trainor, Shawn Mendes, The Weeknd, Drake, Janelle Monae, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Sam Smith, Damian Marley, Nick Jonas and many many many more that I'm too lazy to type *bleh*
Favorite color: Depends on my mood really.
Favorite movies: Harry Potter, Twilight, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Hunger Games, Pokemon 4Ever, Pokemon Heroes the Movie, Fast & Furious (every single one ), Star Wars, Inside Out, Despicable Me, San Andreas etc.. (I'm lazy again, seeing a pattern here ? xD)
Favorite TV Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Mr Robot, Vampire Diaries, iZombie, Nowhere Boys, The Walking Dead, Empire, The 100, American Horror Story, Blindspot, Family Guy, The Simpsons, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (I can't say this without shouting it lol)
Hobbies: Reading, playing video games, listening to music, watching tv, talking on skype, playing tennis, watching football etc...
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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