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I see you've come here to stalk me ;) Welcome to the small snippet of my very odd personality c:

Favorite Bands/Singers: Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Nicki Minaj, Charlie Puth, Meghan Trainor, Shawn Mendes, The Weeknd, Drake, Janelle Monae, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Sam Smith, Damian Marley, Nick Jonas and many many many more that I'm too lazy to type *bleh*

Favorite color: Depends on my mood really.

Favorite movies: Harry Potter, Twilight, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Hunger Games, Pokemon 4Ever, Pokemon Heroes the Movie, Fast & Furious (every single one ), Star Wars, Inside Out, Despicable Me, San Andreas etc.. (I'm lazy again, seeing a pattern here ? xD)

Favorite TV Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Mr Robot, Vampire Diaries, iZombie, Nowhere Boys, The Walking Dead, Empire, The 100, American Horror Story, Blindspot, Family Guy, The Simpsons, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (I can't say this without shouting it lol)

Hobbies: Reading, playing video games, listening to music, watching tv, talking on skype, playing tennis, watching football etc...


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


I like meeting new friends, so go ahead and pm me if you'd like. I'm open to co-writing stories as well :D I promise, I don't bite. xo

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The Lost Son by InkJess reviews
Edward didn't know that when he lost his mother, he'd gain a father he didn't know about. Carlisle didn't know he had another son. What happens when an Edward comes to live with a family he's never known? What about past choices? Will they come to haunt him? Who can help Edward adjust to his new life? Canon Pairings (for the most part) OOC/AH "A Edward Story."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 102 - Words: 186,168 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bella, Edward
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,977 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now You're My Whole World by astarte-lydianna reviews
When Bella confronts Jacob about his secret Paul imprints on her...one catch he doesn't like her and she doesn't like him, but he still can't deny the urge to protect her and be around her...which just causes arguements. A real love hate bit of fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,003 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Paul
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 17950 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Action & Reactions by Ghs reviews
Edward is that kind of guy that has it all. Money, looks and a loving girlfriend he once cared for. It's been almost two years and only when they're away for the summer he realizes he loves her. Now the problem is the girl waiting for him back home. Tanya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 177,641 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Lists by shirleypositive72 reviews
Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,980 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Alpha's Prerogative by taoist elf reviews
Imprinting, marriage and mating. Duty, choice and need. What do these things have to do with love? In the midst of a failing marriage and strained imprint, Bella is about to find out. It's complicated, when is it ever not? Bella/Sam some Paul. No poly anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,384 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Haunted by cestlaviesuckers reviews
When Bella accepts a ride home from Edward Masen one rainy afternoon, she feels an instant attraction to him. A crush. But as they start dating, Bella soon learns he has a deadly dark side to him, one where he won't let her go, and will push aside all boundaries to be with her. What is he hiding? Obsessed Edward. Lemons. Inspired by the movie Fear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,536 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Unexpected & Unfortunate The Rewrite by Zaicha The Vampire Goddess reviews
RE-WRITTEN. Bella is surrounded by secrets. She and Jacob are dating... for now. What will happen when a troubled Edward moves to Forks? Will Bella get to the bottom if things and finally be happy? 1st,Jake-Bella/ then Edward-Bella HEA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella
This time is ours by Ms Fanpire reviews
Bella moves from Phoenix to Seattle to live with her besties Alice and Rosalie for a fresh start after her boyfriend cheats on her. BxE, RxEM & AxJ All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 121,671 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Forks Academy for Special Gifted Students by StarStrellaStar reviews
Twins Isabella and Christabel are not your ordinary, everyday girls. At least that's what the teachers of FASGS, a magical school, say. Now, the two contrasting girls have to deal with their new lives and an unexpected secret that awaits them in the dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 324,906 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
So, Why Can't You See? by IndigoChild624 reviews
When Rose&Emmett, Alice&Jasper all become couples, Bella can't help but wish she was Edward's girlfriend, but he doesn't see her that way. In 9th grade he starts dating Tanya, Bella can't stand her. But will she admit her feelings to him, or loose him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Stakes in High Heels by StarStrellaStar reviews
Being a professional thief is one thing. Being a criminal and getting paid for it is another. Being a paid criminal with two identities might be a little tricky. Especially if one identity is dating the agent that's chasing your other identity. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The nine lives of Isabella Swan by Rayne C reviews
What if the Cullens weren't so...antisocial?What if Bella wasn't what they thought she was? human? no, vampire? no shapeshifter? no,then what? Canon Pairings AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Love Beyond Age by LisbonGirl reviews
Bella is a student, that has a life changed with the arrivall of a new teacher. Fallow them as they discover that love can be so strong that it goes beyond anything, even age.Rated M for later chatpters but nothing too heavy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 221,570 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sparks by KstewDreamer reviews
Bella Swan is a teenage girl who has recently been hurt in her relationships. She has sworn to herself not to make herself that open with a guy again but when charming musician Edward Cullen comes into town she cannot resist the sparks that fly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of the Guys by StarStrellaStar reviews
Bella has always been an outcast of sorts. On top of being harrassed by her fellow students, she has to live with the fact that the boy she's secretly in love with might never give her the time of day. After all, she's just one of the guys. One-Shot, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cold Ones by MsDayDream reviews
A Playboy vocalist, Edward Cullen finds himself caught in the eyes of Bella Swan, a runaway rich chick who wants to follow her dream of being an artist. But she needs serious cash to reach that dream, so she settled first as The Cold Ones' P.A.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,907 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella Marie Star by PrettyLittleBrunette reviews
Isabella Star is the hottest singer/ songwriter out there- and she knows it! When she is forced to create a 'Win A Date With Isabella Star' contest little does she know that she and her BFF Alice Brandon's lives will change forever. ALL HUMAN...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,267 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ambivalence by Twilightx28 reviews
Best friends,Edward & Bella,uprooted from London now live in Chicago.Bella is soon to stuggle with new-found feelings for Edward,who unfortunetly,has a girlfriend.Many unexpected events occur & finally Bella tells him.His reaction isn't as expected.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 286,556 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wanted! by creatorofmyownaction reviews
World seems to revolved around one news lately, "The Bronze Haired Killer", Bella, not like others, isn't bothered by the news of the mysterious guy who's currently MIA. Well...Until, he shows up in her house, or, to be specific, her room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,396 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Saviour in Disguise by greeneyes-99 reviews
Bella's stuck in a bank robbery! Who is one of the robbers? Why is he helping Bella? Bella's adventure through the robbery and after. Does she meet one of the robbers again? What does she do when she finds out who he truly is . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,465 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bet on Love by xXMoonyeenXx reviews
Alice is fed up with Edwards player ways, so decides it is time to teach him a lesson in life and love. Will he realise what love is, or will he remain the same? BxE eventually, AxJ eventually, RxEm from the start. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,333 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Really Matters by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way we Were by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella Swan and the Cullens are best friends until Bella moves away at age 13. After some unexpected events,Bella reunites with the Cullens once again in college.Old flames seem to re-ignite and so does the drama.AH AU.Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,045 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cerulean Star by jshai reviews
As the human member of the Volturi, Bella is sent to live with her biological father in Forks. What happens when she meets the Cullens? And how will her relationship with the Volturi effect her love for Edward? Partially follows Twilight thru Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,002 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roadmap to Irritation by Mk Marie reviews
Three super hot but annoying guys, one cramped car, 3,000 miles of open highway, and me, Bella Swan... No good can come from this. All human. OOC. Read if you liked truck-napper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh My My My by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
Bella and the gang are friends growing up but then Bella is forced to leave. When events unfold Bella goes back to Forks and then tragedy strikes not once but three times in the same family. How will these friends survive? AH. Canon couples. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,896 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I pretend to care, he pretends he loves me by Carrie Swinton reviews
Bella Swan isn't your average 18 year old, she's also Peyton Steele, the popstar. After trouble in Hollywood means school in Forks, she falls for Edward Cullen. Except, Edward is in love with Peyton but hates Bella. How can this go wrong? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,561 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magic Spells & Fairytales by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
When Bella Swan's father dies, she has to try and survive, living with her annoying stepmother and stepsister. Of course this fairytale wouldn't be complete without a prince charming to save her, even if he needs some saving, himself... All Human, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,933 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Love In by KekahJ reviews
Edward and his parents move to Forks from Chicago. Bella is the elusive girl in Edward's biology class that he can't seem to get close to. She's beautiful, but there's something about her that he can't put his finger on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 113,107 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Gangster's Heart by fanpire03 reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are all rich gangsters in the 1930's. What happens when two rival gangs are after Edward's most prized possession, his wife, Bella. All human. ExB, AxJ, EmxR. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete